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Jen bought the biggest bullshit yarn from Rog we've ever heard

Rog catching burglars with home-made booby traps is so unbelievable....or maybe not.


WATCH: Rog goes full dad-mode and tells off Bryce

He wasn't angry, just disappointed.


Bryce is really shit at spinning on the spot, and here's the video proof

How is this even possible?


Bryce's tribute to AC/DC legend Malcolm Young

Ride on.


Beats By Bryce: can Bryce pull off the drum fill to Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight"?

Watch him channel his inner Phil and give it a crack.


Rog's very subtle CRC product endorsement video

This is what happens when Rog is asked to endorse a product...


How Bryce managed to offend the disabled community

Ol' long tooth Casey, back at it again offending harmless minority groups.


Bryce reckon's he'll be "fielding it slip" in the birthing suite

"Wack a rash shirt on and just GET IN THERE."


Listener's photography stitch up is so traumatising it made Mull's waters break

Some shit you can never unsee...


When it's Friday and you've run out of f**ks to give

The big dog ain't having a bar of your shit chat today.


Rog explains how the boss made a dick of himself when meeting Incubus and Metallica

It explains why the two bands don't often visit NZ.


Call the doctors asap, because Rog just called the station "The Wok"

The cheese has fallen off the cracker.


Bryce gets burned (again) by a listener

From hero to zero real quick.


Rog has another blowout, says our phone number is "0800 Give Us A Call"

Mate, how long have you been here?


Mulls reads out Bryce's internet search history

It's pretty incriminating stuff against ol' Casey.


Controversy surrounds the Morning Rumble's first ever Mulligan Cup

Definitely one of the weirdest things we've ever done.


Rog gets exposed for blatantly lying about how many sick days he's taken

The guy's taken more sick days than annual leave.


Bryce and Mulls get their minds taken over by a mind reader

Never seen these boys so clueless.


Bryce thinks he knows all about Dave Grohl and is put to the test but fails

Bryce, know your facts mate.


Bryce has a little "pee pee" accident that "sizzled his sizzler"

"It's never really been the same since has it"- Rog


Bryce's wife rips him a new one for trying to get out of antenatal class to play cricket

There's no time for you to play cricket, you're not very good at it anyway" - Sharyn Casey


Watch as Rog confesses that he has worn his wife's G-string

Whatever you're into mate.


Rog gets slammed for not knowing his truck chat

'Don't waste my time. 4.25M" - Rog.


Bryce's mate gets caught in the shower by his missus and it's not what you expect

Nah, nah I wasn't. I swear.


Jimmy Barnes has hilarious yarn about his mates wedding and headbutting his father in law

One way to introduce yourself to the family.


Why guys are shying away from using the love glove

"If the love glove don't fit, you must quit" - Mulls


Mulls takes the piss out of text complaining about planes coming in too late at Whenuapai Airbase

This needs to stop.


The Rumble lads had a great chat to Sir John Kirwin ahead of Mental Health Awareness week

This man went through a hell of a lot.


Bryce reads out Rogs' search history and it's exactly what we expected

Ever heard of Incognito mode mate?


Tuesday Life Hack - How to apply sunblock on your mate without touching him

Mike, things get weird on the morning shifts.


Steve Butcher joins us for a yarn and Mike Garvey has a Helen Clark tattoo

Helen Clark would be proud.


Mulls defends himself after getting caught checking out Rachel Hunter's ass

He had a point - pun 100% intended.


The Rumble lads turned into giddy schoolboys when Rachel Hunter visited them

To be honest, who wouldn't?


Watch our tribute to the life of the great Tom Petty made by The Morning Rumble

A man that will never be forgotten.


Rog get Sizzlers eaten off him by two bulldogs as part of his Sizzler only week

We know you enjoyed that, Rog.


Rog is eating sizzlers for a whole week and Mull's shows us his packed lunch

Eat up Rog, it's gonna be a long week.


NRL legend Matty Johns tells us what happened after he won the 1997 NRL Grand Final

What a night that would've been.


Do you separate your foods or go ape shit and mash them together

There are two types of people in this world.


Life Hack Wednesday - How to ride your bike with no shoes on

See ya Thursday!


Rog's really cool yarn about how much he loves Sizzlers

Hold up - did Mulls just say 'man sausage


Life Hack Tuesday - How you know if your eggs are too old or are just right

Do your eggs float or sink to the bottom?


Is exercise d**k a thing?

Mine just shrivels up.


How cool does Rog's election party sound?

He even has balloons. How cool is that.


#MullsLifeHacks: How to tell how full your gas bottle is

See ya Friyay!


Bryce blows out at the supermarket again, this time thinking he was a celebrity

Two celebrities. One cucumber.


#MullsLifeHacks: how to tie your hair with a vacuum

Go on, give it a tug mate.


#MullsLifeHacks: How to chop onions without crying like a little bitch

And also, how to look like a speed dealer...


Apparently there is more than one way to skin a cat (how to toilet)

Are you a stander, leaner or inbetweener?


Mulls has another life hack but Brad the boss shuts him down

I'm not angry, I'm just very, very disappointed.


Rog gets fired up and rips into Bryce and Mulls'

What a shit yarn.


The boys play shoot, marry, shag with Jen

Right between the eyes.


Watch Mulls' life hack as he attempts to use Dorito chips as kindling

Screw kindling, use Doritos LIFE HACK.


Rog and Bryce trick Jen into thinking she won $330k in Lotto

The boys stitched up Jen by letting her think their syndicate ticket scored 'em some serious moolah.


Maybe your internet history isn't the only thing you should be worried about

Check your webcam isn't recording!


Rog's Monday morning intervention because he is wearing his wife's Fitbit

Rog wears his wife's Fitbit.


Rog's spectacular Te Reo Maori language blowout

Just stop talking, Rog.


Check out the insane amount of people who turned up for Rogs Women's Day signing session

What a way to announce your winnings.


Jen said her parents wanted her to be a singer, so we got her to sing a little bit

The karaoke queen showed off her vocal range, and did pretty bloody well we reckon.


Rog reckons Bryce's kid will be a nerd

He'd know.


Tom Morello talks about getting high and travelling in separate buses

That B-Real weed is no joke.


Rog gets roasted for being a tight-arse

What a cheap bugger.


Turns out Jacinda Ardern is just as bogan as many of you are

We reckon she's won herself a few votes with Rock listeners after this chat.


Should this Rumble listener dump her boyfriend for gaining weight

Ditch him.


Listener tells us what he can get away with in Reefton

How many times have you been to prison?


Jacinda Arden gave the lads a visit to chat about the Warriors

The Warriors 2018. Let's do this.


That time Jen ate dog and wouldn't stop banging on about it

That headline may not be 100% accurate...


Bryce prank's his Dad ahead of Father's Day

You bloody smart pricks.


Bryce got a nose bleed after 'loving himself' too aggressively

What a bloody wanker.


Rog has a moment on air that sounds like the guy off the Libra pads TV ad

Sydney did something to ya mate. Pew Pew.


Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins talk about Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington's suicides

The two talk about the seriousness of depression and suicide, and their deaths' affected them.


Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins rip out Rog for his hairy forearms

"Do you wax? You might wanna start with your fucking arms, dude."


Sonny Bill Williams endorses Rog for Hottest Radio Hunk

Karl Te Nana? Not so much.


How to ruin 'Free Bird' for everyone in 60 secs

Try not think of this when you next hear the solo.


Producer Ryan gives Rog a reach-around nipple tickle and head massage

If it's good enough for the big dog of boxing, it's good enough for the big dog of radio, right?


Rog knocked himself out while vacuuming and cried like a little girl afterwards

Lamest. Injury. Ever.


That time Mulls went viral for getting "roasted" by Conor McGregor

He didn't actually, it was just Crowd Goes Wild trolling everyone, but god we wish it was for real.


Rock listeners rip Rog a new one over his "hunky" photoshoot in the Feedback Line

"Your head looks like the tip of my knob" - god we love reading through your Facebook comments.


Rog tries to impress girls around the office with his "hunky" photos

No girl is safe.


Rog shows off his borderline illegal Woman's Day "Hottest Radio Hunk" photoshoot pics

Strap yourselves in ladies and gentlemen, because you're in for a treat.


The Morning Rumble share yarns about NZ legend Sir Colin Meads

All of which involve the great man drinking a shitload of beer. What a ledge.


Dai Henwood compares parallel parking to having sex for the first time

"You'll think your car is bigger than the spot - it's not."


Rog takes a driving lesson in a manual, fails miserably

As expected...


Newsreader Kim accidentally hit a dude with her car... twice

Coming onto the show real hot there, Kim.


Rog threatens other "radio hunks", forces them to drop out of the competition

Great job making the top ten (for someone with a face like a dropped pie.)


Bryce finds out what it feels like to give birth, handles it like a little bitch

"Caesarian! Caesarian!"


Rog and Bryce lick each other's sweaty feet for #FootLickingFriday

Surprisingly arousing... for some, at least.


Mulls throws a tantrum after Bryce starts brown-nosing the boss

Ain't nothing worse than a brown-nose Bryce.


Absolute scenes unfold after Mulls is screwed over by wheel of misfortune

You're either winning or you're losing... and Mulls is losing.


Mulls reveals he wants to take a bath with Bryces' missus

Seems like Bryce is the only one who isn't keen on hopping in the tub with Sharyn.


Rog was found pinging hard to Shapeshifter in Rarotonga

Cutting some actual shapes.


Rog roasts Bryce for having a star tattoo, says he has no star power

Rog has been on fire lately with the roasts.


Jen gets grilled about her tattoo in "a private place"

Pics or it didn't happen, Jen.


This guy went blind after getting pie mince in his eye

The ultimate betrayal from one of NZ's greatest foods.


Bryce attempts to change a nappy, ends up with a shituation

You're in for one hell of a ride, Bryce.


Rog gets shat on for trying to become NZ's "hottest radio hunk"

Rogee for #NZRadioHunk2k17.


Is this New Zealand's stupidest person?

We have no words... and this guy has no letters.


This guy nearly died after both his parachutes failed to open while skydiving

Holy shit, this is intense.


Producer Ryan gets ripped apart for going to Basshunter back in the day

Like he rightfully should.


This bloke's yarn was so shithouse, Bryce had to ring the bullshit bell

Great chat, bro.


Bryce says parenting will be a "piece of piss", gets ripped a new one by Mulls and Rog

Time to trade in the party bus for an Odyssey people mover.