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Are dogs racist?

The age-old question answered by The Morning Rumble.

26/05/2017

Blokes try to find mate's hotel room, end up in a room with random couple at 3am

The ol' classic mix-up.

26/05/2017

Rog goes to town on Bryce for shitting on his favourite movie, Top Gun

"Bryce, the movies you've seen you could probably write on the back of a postage stamp."

25/05/2017

What's the soundtrack to the Rumble's lives?

Getting a little too real with some of these tunes.

25/05/2017

We talk to the real guys who caught drug lord Pablo Escobar

Asking the important questions, like 'did they touch any of the coke they busted?'

24/05/2017

The Rumble discover NZ's very own Harambe moment

"That's my orange, kid."

24/05/2017

Bryce finds out the disturbing truth about where condoms come from

Ewe wont be very impressed.

23/05/2017

Rog surprises no one by creeping on Viarni from The Bachelor

"Settle down, Rog."

22/05/2017

Mulls throws Zac Franich into the dog-box by asking about the 'L' word

Always asking the hard-hitting questions.

22/05/2017

Rog offends Cliff Curtis, ends up majorly dropping his nuts

The Rumble's first (and potentially last) chat with the Kiwi actor.

22/05/2017

Did Michael Galvin (a.k.a. Chris Warner) yell abuse at Mulls from his car window?

"You deserve it. You looked like idiots."

22/05/2017

Bryce's eulogy for Chris Cornell

Spoken from one fan to another.

19/05/2017

How do porn stars manage to keep it up during filming?

Take some notes.

18/05/2017

We managed to find a cat that sounds exactly like Rog

This cat has pretty much the same vocab as him, too.

18/05/2017

Rog insults everyone by saying he hates avocados

That's not the Juan.

18/05/2017

The Morning Rumble ask listeners what they hate about them

Do you guys want some ice for those burns?

18/05/2017

What you should not be doing at a wedding

Showing up to your own wedding drunk is definitely one of them.

17/05/2017

Rog creeps everyone out during a chat about stage-five clingers and strippers

Speaking from experience, Rogee?

17/05/2017

Mike King chats about the sad-but-true suicide stats in NZ

These numbers are pretty hard to ignore. Time to start talking about the problem, NZ.

16/05/2017

Is it okay to drop the 'L' word after a one night stand?

Must have had some good shit...

16/05/2017

Rog gets ripped a new one when his wife invites herself to Jim Beam Rock Island

Just a tad whipped...

16/05/2017

The Morning Rumble pay out every guy with the name 'Brad'

Everyone knows a Brad. (He's our boss).

16/05/2017

Jen had an online romance with a navy pilot, was probably some bloke in his mum's basement

Where's the bullshit bell?

16/05/2017

Rog almost drowns trying to save a couple of drinks

Just a few tips for your next holiday.

15/05/2017

A Rock crew member fake tanned on the last Jim Beam Rock Island, got detained by airport security

It's never okay to walk around like a human Dorito.

15/05/2017

Jason Kerrison talks about sharing a room with Rog at the last Jim Beam Rock Island

Ol' mate Kerro's gonna be there - will you?

15/05/2017

The Morning Rumble get carried away with 69er chat

The nude top and tailing.

12/05/2017

The Morning Rumble argue over the best way to eat KFC

Is it better hot or cold?

12/05/2017

It's here, download our 'Yo Mamma!' calendar

Yo mamma is so... hot.

12/05/2017

Bryce tries to fat shame his wife, cocks up terribly

Lesson learned?

11/05/2017

Bryce's mum gets roasted for her calendar photo

On ya, Vicki.

11/05/2017

Barrett Factor - Who is the better of the Barrett brothers?

Adding some fuel to the fire.

11/05/2017

Rog has been deprived of a boys night for too many years

Harden up Rog.

10/05/2017

This bloke has the 'worst' mum out there

From stealing $5 shoes, to dating her son's mate.

09/05/2017

Lesbian parenting tips from Urzila Carlson

We can't guarantee these are effective parenting methods, but hey, they sound legit to us.

09/05/2017

Rog talks about what he did during a home invasion

We wouldn't expect anything less (or more) from you, Rog.

09/05/2017

Devilskin's Jennie Skulander joins The Morning Rumble's mum calendar

Ain't no hotter celeb mum than Waikato's finest rocker.

08/05/2017

Bryce gives Rog a flu shot with one arm

For those of you scared of getting injections... just be glad Bryce isn't behind the needle.

08/05/2017

Mulls talks about the time he accidentally stole a car

He ended up dinging the car. No surprises there.

05/05/2017

The Morning Rumble chat to the Westie mum from their calendar

Hitting her with the important questions like "was your baby conceived in a car?"

04/05/2017

Jen makes Joseph Parker smash back his first ever raw egg

Maybe not the best idea ahead of a fight...

04/05/2017

Ever wondered what 5 Chewbaccas sound like at once?

May the fourth be with you.

04/05/2017

The Rumble cook Joseph Parker the shittiest breakfast

'My Kitchen Sucks' has never been a truer title.

04/05/2017

Stephen Donald explains why it took him 15 years to bloody graduate

Hats off to him.

03/05/2017

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 6

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 4

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 7

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 3

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

Rog's voicemail is so cringeworthy, it's good

The only thing worse than this would be one of those old school Wicked Welcomes.

03/05/2017

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 2

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

The Morning Rumble are looking for hot mums for their calendar

This is the real motherload.

02/05/2017

Rog tries to ring a MILF, gets the wrong number

Dodgy Rogee up to his old tricks again.

02/05/2017

Which members of The Rumble have had threesomes?

Unsurprisingly, one member is "gagging" for one.

02/05/2017

Jen talks about whether or not she could date two people

Sit down, boys.

02/05/2017

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 1

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

Bryce offends the entire deaf community while buying cookies

And that was the last time Bryce's wife ever let him out in public.

01/05/2017

Mulls has another live TV blowout with handshake fail

Not drunk, just real gumby.

29/04/2017

Listener had the most NSFW way to impress a girl in 10 secs

It takes a lot to shut these guys up... but this caller did.

28/04/2017

Mulls gets rotten fruit thrown at him during Walk of Shame

Shame. Shame. Shame.

28/04/2017

The Rumble attempt to do their show in a shock collar

Mulls was shocked by a dog collar for his shitty TV incident, so the Rumble decided to do the rounds, too.

27/04/2017

Producer Jeremy's Slurred Lines parody

It's brewtally honest.

27/04/2017

Mulls gets shocked with a dog collar for being 'Drunk AF'

Shocking treatment for some shocking behaviour.

27/04/2017

Rog rips into Mulls for getting dumped by all his exes

Rog has been on one hell of a roll lately.

26/04/2017

Mulls gets roasted for being 'drunk AF' on live TV

How do you stop a juggernaut, Mulls?

26/04/2017

Mulls has a blowout on live TV

In case you missed it on Saturday night.

24/04/2017

Rog savagely burns Bryce over not being able to find a job

It hasn't always been a cruisy life of talking shit on the radio for Bryce.

21/04/2017

This dude sang Pearl Jam to seduce Hot Producer Dani

Nothing says romance like 'Last Kiss'.

21/04/2017

Loud couple having sex interrupt tennis match

When things get a little too NSFW during tennis.

20/04/2017

Mulls compares his face to his balls

Forget 'Melanoma Mulls', we're using 'Ball-Face Mulligan' from here on in.

20/04/2017

The Morning Rumble suck helium, struggle to sound different

Don't worry, some of us are just late bloomers.

20/04/2017

How to fix a car with non-car parts

Not for those who love their cars.

19/04/2017

The Morning Rumble try to score a date with their own version of Tinder

They want to start a fire, all they need is a match.

18/04/2017

Tre Cool lets everyone in on Rog's most ballsy secret

What a face off.

14/04/2017

Listeners share the stupidest things their partners have said

You've dug yourself a hole now lads.

13/04/2017

Bryce & Mulls share the dumbest things their wives have said

Really, Sharyn?

13/04/2017

Mark Hunt reckons Bryce needs shoulder surgery for "double fist pumping"

Never gonna live this one down.

12/04/2017

Mark Hunt stitches up John Day in a game of VR

Wasted.

12/04/2017

Can you go through a drive-thru on a motorised picnic table?

Drive-Thru Friday is back (except... it's Monday).

10/04/2017

Mulls gets Bryce with a classic premature ejaculation gag

It's always funnier when the guy you're making fun of isn't there to defend himself.

10/04/2017

The Bachelor reacts to Jim's pisstakes of the show

Takes it like a champ.

07/04/2017

The 'IT' trailer if Rog was in the movie

As if this movie couldn't get any more terrifying.

06/04/2017

This is what happens when Jen & Rog attempt to do cartwheels

Some real horrifying flashbacks for Rogee today.

06/04/2017

Dave Dobbyn performs 'Beside You' live in studio

Dave came in to perform an acoustic song live on air for The Morning Rumble. How good.

06/04/2017

Rog gets his headphones tangled after Jen talks about hooking up with a listener

Funny how it only happened when Bryce started talking about Jen's booty...

05/04/2017

Samantha Hayes crushes Bryce's dreams, says he won't make the news if he dies

Want some ice for that burn

05/04/2017

Rumble listeners show their lack of support for Bryce

He's definitely not feeling love before the operation

05/04/2017

Bryce's eulogy is full of more bullshit than he is

Bryce wrote and read his own eulogy to nation in mourning.

05/04/2017

Rog and Bryce rip each other a new one over 'Top Gun'

We haven't seen Bryce so pissed

04/04/2017

Rog talks about the time he almost died trying to get a selfie with a pink dolphin

Cool yarn, bro.

03/04/2017

Rog's greatest selfies of all time

And by greatest, we mean worst.

03/04/2017

Rog gets shit for trying to do the 'Wazzap' thing

Leave it to the others, dad.

31/03/2017

WATCH: The Rock crew waste each other in The Royal Rumble

31/03/2017

Check out The Rock crew's profiles for the Royal Rumble

Some epic finishing moves to debut this Friday from everyone from the Morning Rumble through to Rock Nights.

29/03/2017

Bloke finds his mum's edible undies with the groceries

"I guess Dad wasn't the only one getting dessert that night."

28/03/2017

First world problems, Rog bitches about his hard ice cream

He went to the F1 alone, got crap seats, and to top it off his dairy treat was too hard.

28/03/2017

Rog gets a bit down after a weekend at the F1 by himself

Rog has no friends... no surprises there.

27/03/2017

John Day burns Bryce by comparing him to Mike McRoberts

Imagine if we had to listen to Bryce butcher the news every night.

24/03/2017

Bryce gets ripped out for having front row tickets to Adele

If he can get onstage he'll whip his pants off and try and go viral.

24/03/2017

This guys unlucky mate lost his arm first day on the job

He was 6 hours into the new job when the horror guillotine accident went down.

24/03/2017

Listeners confess to their gross & unhealthy addictions

From energy drinks to pies, and even drinking your own piss... we got some doozies.

23/03/2017