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Producer Ryan gets ripped apart for going to Basshunter back in the day

Like he rightfully should.

8 hours ago

This bloke's yarn was so shithouse, Bryce had to ring the bullshit bell

Great chat, bro.

27/07/2017

Bryce says parenting will be a "piece of piss", gets ripped a new one by Mulls and Rog

Time to trade in the party bus for an Odyssey people mover.

26/07/2017

Bryce announces he's about to become a dad

We've never been so excited and terrified at the same time.

26/07/2017

This bloke hasn't had a drink of water since the 80's

We'd hate to think what this guy's insides look like.

25/07/2017

Rog gets made Mayor of Hamilton, has a massive power trip and abuses people

Rog... or Joffrey?

24/07/2017

Is this the most savage break up ever?

Someone's been smuggling more than just drugs...

24/07/2017

Rog became Mayor of Hamilton for one night, rocks the crowd at his 25th party

The big dog in his element. On ya Rog.

24/07/2017

Bryce's epic tribute to Guns N' Roses' Appetite For Destruction album

The iconic album hits 30 today. How good.

21/07/2017

Blindspott's Damian Alexander talks about the death of Chester Bennington

Damian and Chester have shared the stage multiple times before, and the Blindspott frontman has spoken out about the loss.

21/07/2017

Rog wasted $700 on a cancelled Bowie gig, ends up seeing a crappy replacement

Rog finally managed to silence the others with a yarn like this.

18/07/2017

Rog's terrible, borderline-racist attempts at accents are enough to make anyone cringe

This is really hard to watch... but oh, so worth it.

18/07/2017

Who wants to see Jen and Rog recreate the Dirty Dancing scene?

Jen isn't, but Rog sure as hell is. We'll give you two massive guesses why.

17/07/2017

Bryce has figured out why Rog's wife doesn't smoke ciggies anymore

And it's bleak for the wee fella.

17/07/2017

The backlash when Rog spoiled the first episode of Game of Thrones last year

He won't do that ever again.

17/07/2017

Mulls burns everyone while reviewing their new Rumble t-shirt

"I look like the creature from the Goonies, and Rog - you straight up look like Richard Nixon"

14/07/2017

Bad Jim calls to play Radio Tinder with Rumble listener Rachel

And he's still just as creepy as ever.

13/07/2017

If Mulls and Rog were Queensland players...

Pretty bang-on comparisons if you ask us...

13/07/2017

Mulls' wife Emma tears him apart in a handwritten letter

We need to hear from Emma more often.

12/07/2017

Bryce finds out the embarrassing way what NOT to ask for when getting a massage

"I meant head massage" - once again, words have betrayed Bryce Casey.

12/07/2017

John Day reckons Weetbix stole his "Dare To Dream" slogan

Yeah, ok mate....

11/07/2017

What's the most damage you've caused on the job?

Working hard, or hardly working?

10/07/2017

Rog had a massive fight with his wife because he forgot to buy olive oil

A real insight into Rog's personal life.

06/07/2017

We've noticed Mulls gives zero f**ks when listeners are talking are on the phone

At least try look interested, Mulls.

06/07/2017

When you try to do the right thing, but shit happens

When shit literally hits the van.

05/07/2017

Bryce, Mulls and Jen's intervention for Rog who is struggling to speak

Three days in and the cheese has already slipped off the cracker.

05/07/2017

Bryce pays out his wife for thinking Forrest Gump was based on actual events

Apparently life is literally like a box of chocolates.

04/07/2017

Rog says kissing someone else doesn't count as cheating, gets savagely burned by his wife

"What? Some girl just happens to throw themselves at you? That doesn't happen to you."

04/07/2017

Bryce gets a cheap, dodgy massage from a massive tradie, immediately regrets decision

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

03/07/2017

Brad the Boss embarrasses his entire family, fails to find massive new Waterview Tunnel

Probably what you deserve for getting excited about a bloody tunnel...

03/07/2017

Rog gets pranked, accepts fake job offer from Aussie radio station (2012)

And he threw everyone under the bus to get there.

16/06/2017

Mike and Jim try out for The Morning Rumble

With the Rumble on holiday, there's some pretty big boots to fill...

16/06/2017

WATCH: We gave Rog an entire freakin' studio for his 25th anniversary present

What else do you get a Rock announcer other than their own studio?

16/06/2017

Listen to a bunch of Kiwis says some choice words about Rog

Cheers for 25 years, Rog.

16/06/2017

Have a geeze at the last 25 years of Rog's life at The Rock

Rog has lasted 25 years here, which we reckon is a pretty good effort. Have a look at what he's got up to.

16/06/2017

Rog loses his gherkin at Bryce for ratting him out about getting overpaid

To be expected, when your wallet is as tight as your eyes.

15/06/2017

Chick in sexy maid costume has her hair catch on fire during sex

That's one way to heat things up in the bedroom.

14/06/2017

THROWBACK: Bryce steps in the ring as Joseph Parker's undercard 4 years ago

Taking on none other than Mai FM's Nickson Clark. What a difference 4 years can make.

13/06/2017

Mulls goes full juggernaut while trying to work a shift at McDonald's

How do you stop a McJuggernaut?

13/06/2017

How long did you leave an injury before hitting up the doc?

"She'll be right"... or will she?

13/06/2017

Bryce gets roasted by Mike Hosking for riding his wife's coattails

"Sharyn Casey?! Are you seriously married to her?"

13/06/2017

Bryce Casey is a NZ "power couple" because of his much more successful wife

Riding the missus' coattails once again, ay Bryce?

12/06/2017

UFC middleweight Derek Brunson explains how he'd beat the shit out of Bryce

Your snaggle-tooth won't save you now, Bryce.

09/06/2017

Bloke accidentally pops his intestine into his ballbag, has to have food pass through his nuts

As far as injuries go, this one goes balls deep.

09/06/2017

Rog's 12-year-old daughter rips into him for being a shit dad

We really ought to make her a permanent guest.

06/06/2017

Dr John explains anxiety and how it affects everyone differently

Wise words from the Doc.

06/06/2017

How Jen broke a rib by falling into a chilly bin

There's drunk, and then there's Jen Bainbridge drunk.

06/06/2017

Liam Squire missed his first AB phone call cause he was smashing Maccas in a drive-thru

He'd also rather go pig hunting than footy training. Good man.

02/06/2017

John Day's yarn about how he fought a dwarf at school and sprained both thumbs

"He knew some ji-kwon-do or something" - lay off the cheese, John.

02/06/2017

This is what happens when dillies get delivered to the wrong address

An absolute cock up.

01/06/2017

This dude spent $125K over 10 months on a shitty gaming app

We've never seen Rog so angry.

31/05/2017

Rog's top 10 tips for saving money and getting ahead in the property market

Some hot tips from the stingiest guy we know.

30/05/2017

Rog loses his shit as Bryce talks about his "dodgy" shower injury

You sure that was shower gel, Bryce?

29/05/2017

Are dogs racist?

The age-old question answered by The Morning Rumble.

26/05/2017

Blokes try to find mate's hotel room, end up in a room with random couple at 3am

The ol' classic mix-up.

26/05/2017

Rog goes to town on Bryce for shitting on his favourite movie, Top Gun

"Bryce, the movies you've seen you could probably write on the back of a postage stamp."

25/05/2017

What's the soundtrack to the Rumble's lives?

Getting a little too real with some of these tunes.

25/05/2017

We talk to the real guys who caught drug lord Pablo Escobar

Asking the important questions, like 'did they touch any of the coke they busted?'

24/05/2017

The Rumble discover NZ's very own Harambe moment

"That's my orange, kid."

24/05/2017

Bryce finds out the disturbing truth about where condoms come from

Ewe wont be very impressed.

23/05/2017

Rog surprises no one by creeping on Viarni from The Bachelor

"Settle down, Rog."

22/05/2017

Mulls throws Zac Franich into the dog-box by asking about the 'L' word

Always asking the hard-hitting questions.

22/05/2017

Rog offends Cliff Curtis, ends up majorly dropping his nuts

The Rumble's first (and potentially last) chat with the Kiwi actor.

22/05/2017

Did Michael Galvin (a.k.a. Chris Warner) yell abuse at Mulls from his car window?

"You deserve it. You looked like idiots."

22/05/2017

Bryce's eulogy for Chris Cornell

Spoken from one fan to another.

19/05/2017

How do porn stars manage to keep it up during filming?

Take some notes.

18/05/2017

We managed to find a cat that sounds exactly like Rog

This cat has pretty much the same vocab as him, too.

18/05/2017

Rog insults everyone by saying he hates avocados

That's not the Juan.

18/05/2017

The Morning Rumble ask listeners what they hate about them

Do you guys want some ice for those burns?

18/05/2017

What you should not be doing at a wedding

Showing up to your own wedding drunk is definitely one of them.

17/05/2017

Rog creeps everyone out during a chat about stage-five clingers and strippers

Speaking from experience, Rogee?

17/05/2017

Mike King chats about the sad-but-true suicide stats in NZ

These numbers are pretty hard to ignore. Time to start talking about the problem, NZ.

16/05/2017

Is it okay to drop the 'L' word after a one night stand?

Must have had some good shit...

16/05/2017

Rog gets ripped a new one when his wife invites herself to Jim Beam Rock Island

Just a tad whipped...

16/05/2017

The Morning Rumble pay out every guy with the name 'Brad'

Everyone knows a Brad. (He's our boss).

16/05/2017

Jen had an online romance with a navy pilot, was probably some bloke in his mum's basement

Where's the bullshit bell?

16/05/2017

Rog almost drowns trying to save a couple of drinks

Just a few tips for your next holiday.

15/05/2017

A Rock crew member fake tanned on the last Jim Beam Rock Island, got detained by airport security

It's never okay to walk around like a human Dorito.

15/05/2017

Jason Kerrison talks about sharing a room with Rog at the last Jim Beam Rock Island

Ol' mate Kerro's gonna be there - will you?

15/05/2017

The Morning Rumble get carried away with 69er chat

The nude top and tailing.

12/05/2017

The Morning Rumble argue over the best way to eat KFC

Is it better hot or cold?

12/05/2017

It's here, download our 'Yo Mamma!' calendar

Yo mamma is so... hot.

12/05/2017

Bryce tries to fat shame his wife, cocks up terribly

Lesson learned?

11/05/2017

Bryce's mum gets roasted for her calendar photo

On ya, Vicki.

11/05/2017

Barrett Factor - Who is the better of the Barrett brothers?

Adding some fuel to the fire.

11/05/2017

Rog has been deprived of a boys night for too many years

Harden up Rog.

10/05/2017

This bloke has the 'worst' mum out there

From stealing $5 shoes, to dating her son's mate.

09/05/2017

Lesbian parenting tips from Urzila Carlson

We can't guarantee these are effective parenting methods, but hey, they sound legit to us.

09/05/2017

Rog talks about what he did during a home invasion

We wouldn't expect anything less (or more) from you, Rog.

09/05/2017

Devilskin's Jennie Skulander joins The Morning Rumble's mum calendar

Ain't no hotter celeb mum than Waikato's finest rocker.

08/05/2017

Bryce gives Rog a flu shot with one arm

For those of you scared of getting injections... just be glad Bryce isn't behind the needle.

08/05/2017

Mulls talks about the time he accidentally stole a car

He ended up dinging the car. No surprises there.

05/05/2017

The Morning Rumble chat to the Westie mum from their calendar

Hitting her with the important questions like "was your baby conceived in a car?"

04/05/2017

Jen makes Joseph Parker smash back his first ever raw egg

Maybe not the best idea ahead of a fight...

04/05/2017

Ever wondered what 5 Chewbaccas sound like at once?

May the fourth be with you.

04/05/2017

The Rumble cook Joseph Parker the shittiest breakfast

'My Kitchen Sucks' has never been a truer title.

04/05/2017

Stephen Donald explains why it took him 15 years to bloody graduate

Hats off to him.

03/05/2017

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 6

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 4

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

NZ's Hottest Mums - Gallery 7

We started out looking for a calendar... and we got a few years' worth.

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