The Latest from The Morning Rumble

Rog's on air meltdown when he realised Mulls' contract is more secure than his is

We've never heard the man laugh more nervously.


Northland teen tasered after stealing tractor and leading 90-minute low-speed police chase

Leading the Morning Rumble to ask: have you been tasered?


Jim tests how long he can sleep in a Harvey Norman bed before getting kicked out

Sweet dreams Jimbo - The Morning Rumble.


Bryce wants to hook up with Mulls' mum just so he'd have to call him "Dad"

That's FUBAR. But friggin' hilarious.


WATCH: Jim's full and uncensored, raw stand-up comedy debut

After weeks of prep, Jim finally took the stage last night.


WATCH: Aussie bloke throws bucket of fire starters on the barbie, somehow survives

The silly bugger is lucky to be alive - Do not try at home!


Rog destroys a listener who was hating on his Dancing With The Stars chat

When Rog stops laughing and talks seriously, you know you've fucked up.


WATCH: Can Mulls beat a 100-year-old man's 50m swimming record?

Will he sink or swim?


Rog was so bad at swimming his school made him enter "swim walking" competitions

Just when you think his childhood couldn't get any sadder...


WATCH: Rog gets taken to the Dancing With The Stars set to shoot his promo video

We can't believe what we're seeing.


"She was drinking a lot of gin" - Rog's daughter shares how his wife dealt with his DWTS news

And also how embarrassed she is of her dear ol dad.


Rog gets stitched up, gets told he's officially signed up for Dancing With The Stars NZ

This ain't a joke.


Watch Rog have a mini-breakdown when asked if he could work with his wife

Tell us how you really feel, Rog.


Mulls' real relatable storm yarn about how his electric gate wouldn't open

Pray for Mulls, fam.


Watch Dynamo turn three lotto tickets into a handful of $20 notes


Jim gets called out for stealing jokes from Norm Macdonald for his stand-up routine

We should have known he wasn't that clever to think up jokes like that all by himself.


Mulls is going to attempt to break this 100-year-old bloke's 50m swimming record

We don't hold much luck.


WATCH: Hungover Jim will make you feel much better about your own life decisions

The absolute state of this man.


Bloke with Do'Bro tat gives us the ultimate bogan life hack

The Morning Rumble went from talking brand tats to what to do when the local pub hasn't got Double Brown on tap...


Sandpaper tips from Rosco

Bryce has some home renos on the go, thought he'd ask the Black Caps batsman if he had any sandpaper recommendations.


Bryce held hostage by a fox while in the UK

So, what does the fox say Bryce?


Joseph Parker talks about Bryce's special role at the big fight

Bryce is officially one of the boys now.


Jim pours his missus' breast milk into Mulls eyeball to try cure his pink eye

We'll remember to warm up your bot bot next time Mully.


Mulls asks Sharyn Casey if he can have some of her breast milk

Convenient Bryce is away at this time...


WATCH: Jim squeezes a Nazi joke into his first 90 seconds of stand up comedy

Jim's entering the Raw comedy quest. Morning Rumble hired a crowd and got him to practice before his big day.


Mulls tries (and fails) to remember the names of people in the office he works with

It did not go well.


Mulls rages at New Zealanders who film mediocre social media videos at gigs

"It doesn't do you any favours. It doesn't do Ed Sheeran any favours. It doesn't do your followers any favours."


Mulls' savage call about people who wear Birkenstock sandals

No filter Mulls is the best Mulls.


Mulls and Bryce roast Rog for attending women's gym classes

"It's called 'tone'... I was the only man there..."


Tom Morello on cockheads in the comment section on social media



Tom Morello talks about losing Chris Cornell and the importance of celebrating his music

Bryce got to sit down with Tom Morello and DJ Lord ahead of their Auckland Prophets of Rage show.


That time Rog intimidated young Bryce into helping him get someone fired

When old big dog Rog throws his weight around.


The 'O' in the Auckland Airport Countdown has been missing for three days

Hell of a first impression for our international visitors...


There's an Apple scam rampantly stealing cash from Kiwi's credit cards

Check your bank account!


We found Wilson Dixon busking on the street and dragged him into the studio to perform a tune

Ol mate Wilson Dixon's warming up for a tour around the country


WATCH: Jim shit bricks as he skydives from 13,000 feet, covered in Post-It notes

"Am I going to die?"


To improve workplace morale across NZ we stabbed Brad the boss with 4cm needles

Apologies for the f-bombs dropped on-air this morning.


Rog's ruthless Stephen Hawking burn on Bryce

Damn, Rog.


11 things Kiwis put up the bum in 2017, which ended in hospitalisation

The Morning Rumble discuss the latest ground (or bum) breaking journalism from Newshub.


Mike Hosking rips apart our "dog of an asset" third-world workplace

We'd like to think he's playing up being an arsehole, but he's not.


WATCH: A rogue Rog captures the attention of two wild cougars at Rock the Park

The animal's back at it...


Bloke chops off his thumb and chooses not to get it reattached

"He hasn't got time for that, he's a dairy farmer."


Kiwi bloke develops a D-cup tit on his back

Meet Vaughn, also known as "titty back".


The Morning Rumble talk to kiwi bloke Russell about how he found his lost doggo

Bloody warms the heart, doesn't it.


THROWBACK: Rog shares Boss Brad's punishing yarn when he met Incubus' Brandon Boyd

Yep, this guy's in charge of this place...


One Jim, 3000 Post-it notes and a Lamborghini hooning around Hampton Downs

The most ambitious WILL IT WORK we've had yet...


Meet Shag, the winner of "Australia's Best Mullet" who was too pissed to realise he won the bloody thing

Aussiest bloke we've talked to.


Rog gets called out by Nickson from Mai FM for not washing his hands after going toilet

When you bark at the big dog, the big dog barks back....


Rog says anyone can rap, puts on his snap back and actually spits bars

WARNING: Deeply disturbing content inside.


Bryce shares his bad boy yarns on getting arrested... Twice

Settle down ol' thug life Casey.


That time our esteemed leader, Brad got arrested for kicking a tree

There are no words.


Rog pays Bryce out for rocking a Rob Thomas mop back in the day

Bryce is not crazy, he's just a little unwell...


Jim of all trades: The full Nookie on ice experience

After two weeks of intense training it all came down to this one moment...


Mulls helps Jim get into his Tonya character by ambushing him with a 9000 volt cattle prod

Method acting. Didn't quite get the facts right.... but since when do we do facts?


The Project caught Rog rigging our plans to lift the curse moments before he was deported

Just couldn't help yourself could ya Rog....


The moment we told Rog we're deporting him to the Gold Coast tonight

Roger will not be cursing the Black Caps tonight.


Jacinda Ardern requests Rog's deportation before the big game tonight

The leader of our nation has spoken. Rog Must Go.


Black Caps, their coach and the head honcho of Eden Park all agree: Rog must go

The right thing to do here is clear...


How Rog and his dad tried to "get rid of" 12 geese when he was a kid

We can hear the SPCA calling us now...


Brad's yarn about how he once gave his wife a 'Dick In A Box' gift for Valentine's Day

What. A. Creature.


Sharyn calls out Bryce for his shitter of a Valentine's Day present

Bryce didn't think he left anything for Sharyn on Valentine's Day, he was wrong.


If you thought you were a shitty, cheap V Day date, wait til you hear these muppet's plans

From heating up meals to trying to score free presents from listeners...


Watch Rog shit bricks after he f**ks up the radio

His terrified reaction is priceless.


We taped Bryce and Mulls together - forehead to forehead - and shit got real weird

During a weird day dream in bed with his lovely wife Sharyn, Bryce started fantasising about a Siamese twin existence.


One Jim, one Vitz in need of towing, one splodge of 'Magic Putty', WILL IT WORK!?

In episode four of Andrew Mulligan's 'WILL IT WORK' segment, we give MAGIC PUTTY a hoon.


Mulls tries to explain to Bryce why his Facebook conspiracy is a load of bollocks

You're fighting a losing battle, Mulls.


Bryce reveals he gets stage fright at the urinal and prefers peeing sitting down

"Everybody come in here - Bryce is struggling to go wees."


Jim bit a listener at the Foos - in a misguided attempt to defend The Rock

Bloody well hope they got a tetanus shot after the ordeal....


HICKEY CHAT: We rip Rog and all the other old buggers who are still sucking

Make it stop.


Will It Work: The Flex Tape Edition

Will the miracle tape that can supposedly keep holes in pools from leaking and lift cars work? Or... not?


Bryce and Brad got way too steamed before meeting the Foo Fighters, completely cocked it

From helping themselves to the bands rider to having no clue what the f*ck was going on.


The big boss of radio stitched up Bryce for his blatant personal product placement

Bryce's attempts at scoring free shit for himself on air hasn't gone unnoticed by the head honcho.


Heat driving you mad? Mulls has a life hack for you and it's a real blower

Mulls life hacks are BACK!


CASH COCK: The best of Mulls losing his absolute shit (as per requested by management)

We're surprised he didn't burst a blood vessel by the end of this week...


Producer Ryan's sleep talking is so out the gate his missus thinks he might be possessed

How the shit she manages to sleep next to the man every night... We can only wonder.


Can you blow a fried egg off a Copper Pro 360 fry pan like in the ads?

Can it be done, or will Mulls be left with egg on his face?


Bryce believes there is a fly spray conspiracy even bigger than the one about a flat earth

Which means Mulls has a new conspiracy to rage quit at...


Rog "the influencer" tried to score a free gym membership. It didn't go to plan

Not quite the celeb we thought you were, eh Roggy?


Will It Work? The Morning Rumble put Suzanne Paul's Bambillo Pillow to the test

It's like Mythbusters, but way more shit.


Rog is staying off the pies to keep his "sexy" figure for his wife

Anyone else just throw up everywhere?


Cash Cock winner savages the Morning Rumble team in top notch wind up

What would you do if you knew you only had fifteen minutes to live?


Rog attempted to "subtly" perve on bikini babe at the beach, got snapped by the wife

Would love to know what "subtle" looks like to ol' Rog Dog.


Joseph Parker gives Bryce a bloody important role in his upcoming Anthony Joshua fight

Plus we address the 'Pie Man' trash talk...


When a Rock listener calls The Edge for a chat...

And what an interesting character this bloke was.


Dr Chris Warner from Shortland St gives the Morning Rumble an almighty cliffhanger

The Morning Rumble wanted to end their last show of the year on a cliffhanger - so they brought in a pro.


Bryce honours the fallen rock heroes of 2017 in his music 'Year in Review'

Bloody good words, Bryce.


The ludicrous amount of time women expect you to last for in the bedroom

Ain't nobody got time for that.


11-year-old Ezra might be the funniest caller we've had all year

Superb chat from the little fella.


Mulls loses it at the kid who makes $16m on YouTube by playing with toys

Wouldn't you?


Watch Mulls and Bryce completely butcher Elemeno P and Phil Collins on Rock Island

It's been hailed as the worst performance in Fijian musical history.


Neil Finn talks new music, Eddie Vedder, and plays 'Better Be Home Soon'

What a ledge.


Watch Mulls get progressively more pissed off listening to Flat Earth conspiracies

He literally cannot deal with it.


Rog gets ripped apart by tradies on The Feedback Line

Turns out, not too many people agreed with his theory.


Rog has a theory that all tradies "pretty much do nothing" for 6 weeks during summer

Good luck getting a tradie to every answer you call again, Rog.


The gutting moment Rog finds out Bryce and Mulls lied about his official 100m race time

Pretty low rent, guys.


The moment Bryce clicked his parents live in the most sexually satisfied town in NZ

Ahh Bryce, you can never catch a break can you.


The Morning Rumble call the winner of their Two Front Teeth competition

And it couldn't have gone to a more deserving person.


Mulls dropped his guts and thought he could get away with it

He was wrong. So, so wrong.


We accidentally found one of the great New Zealanders - Pearl from Tahuna Tavern

Pearl is life.


Mulls goes wild after hearing too much bullshit chat from a Flat Earth believer

We've never seen Mulls get so worked up before.

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