The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, Week 1

Vids 21/03/2017

So, The Bachelor NZ premiered this week - and we went where no bloke has boldly gone before: we watched it (in the name of making this pisstake video).

Thanks to us, two hours of cringeworthy TV has been cut down to two minutes. Now you can stay in the conversation with every other dork in the country talking about the show*.

*We can guarantee this is a valid run-down of the show.