Northland blokes try to steal alcohol, accidentally grab 0%s

funny shit 05/05/2017

Northland Police posted to their Facebook page (because it's not weird for the cops to have Facebook pages these days... not weird at all...) about two dudes who "forgot to pay" for their wine last week.

The police got a bit cheeky in their post, saying they were worried about one of the blokes, who was "showing signs of severe dehydration indicated by the lack of control over his tongue."

Too bad for the thiefs - they accidentally grabed the non-alcoholic bottles. We don't condone theft, but hell - if you're gonna do something, do it right.