Expecting a little one soon? Here's a list of the top bogan baby names if you're stuck for a name
There must be something in the water here at The Rock, because we've had a wave of lads who managed to slip one past the goalie and knock up their missus' - and all are expecting their little critters to arrive in the new year.
If you're playing at home - Bryce, Dunc and Jim are expecting their offspring in January, meanwhile Thane jumped the gun early and already got his third girl last month).
ANYWAY, enough of our puke baby chat. The point of the yarn is - if you too are expecting a little one to turn up in the near future and are stuck for a name - then we got you.
Australia have released a list of the Top 20 "bogan baby names" of 2017. We have no fucking idea what qualifies a name to be considered bogan, but we'll roll with it.
The list is as follows:
Top 10 bogan girls' names
- Tia Clair
Top 10 bogan boys' names
We won't lie, the list is a little underwhelming (definitely Australian). Like, where is little baby boy Holden? Where's Diesel at, or little girl Hendrixx?
According to the author of The Little Book of Bogan Baby Names i.e. where this list came from, it's not a scientific or exhaustive list - so don't fret. All the names are meant to be taken as a good-natured laugh.
Let's throw it to you - what are better bogan baby names?