Thane & Dunc

Real, honest, bullshit-free. And even more rock music on your drive home with no replays.

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The latest from Thane & Dunc

Waihi's Poo Towns of NZ song is here and she's a real doodie

Another bloody blinder from Jeremy.

20/04/2018

Jeremy's poo town track for Hastings is here and it's a big ol' steamer

Hastings, you beautiful, gleaming turd.

19/04/2018

Jim crashed a Rock ute, Thane and Dunc made him think he had to pay $3,500 excess for insurance

Quality stitch up.

18/04/2018

Thane & Dunc savage the Mai FM drive show for stealing 'Human Traffic' off them

Did they think Kirby wouldn't notice?

11/04/2018

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE: How long can Dunc walk next to a stranger before it gets weird?

How much do Homegrown punters care about their personal space?

06/04/2018

Thane’s accidentally catfished some kinky bastards on his foot fetish Instagram

What have you done Thane...

06/04/2018

Dunc savages Thane for his shitty haircut, making us feel better about our own dogged dos

Always check the profile.

Thane tells us all what to do if he has a heart attack

Please don't have a heart attack Thane.

04/04/2018

Kiwi man rips open his recently circumcised wanger, loses more of his piece than planned

Things really couldn't have gone worse for Nigel.

04/04/2018

Greymouth's stonker of a Poo Town song

Shit, this one's a goody Jezzer.

03/04/2018

Multiple bloke's eyeballs injured by Corona bottle caps in Nelson

Three separate incidents in three weeks. The Nelson DHB is concerned.

03/04/2018

Thane & Dunc raised $35,000 for their MH370 search expedition and are flying to Mauritius

Will two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest mystery in aviation history?

29/03/2018

Marton, you big ol steamer of a poo town, here's your special song

"Everybody now, living in maaaaaaaarton."

28/03/2018

Thane & Dunc reach $35K target to put towards MH370 search

Thanks to the overwhelming support and generosity of The Rock listeners the money will be put towards MH370 search efforts.

26/03/2018

Thane's talked with the guy who may have found MH370, and the boys are going to Round Is.

If their give-a-little page kicks off...

23/03/2018

Putaruru's Poo Towns of New Zealand song is here and it's one of our best yet

When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.

22/03/2018

Rich, famous chicks are spending $650 a pop on "penis facials"

Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.

16/03/2018

WATCH: Thane can make his nose bleed on the spot

The sick bastard uses his bizarre superpower to get out of shit he doesn't wanna do.

13/03/2018

Wainuiomata's 'Poo Town' treatment, courtesy of Producer Jeremy

And he couldn't have done it without your comments!

12/03/2018

Thane's attempts to score a free trip to Tennessee go to creepy new levels

Is Thane shit out of luck?

09/03/2018

Jeremy wrote a poo town song about Warkworth life

Yeah, living that Warkworth life.

02/03/2018

Dunc's got some BIG news to share about baby Frank's penis

The old fella has never been more proud.

28/02/2018

Jim goes to the Robbie Williams press conference, asks the most awkward question

Good on ya, Jimbo.

13/02/2018

The biggest celebrity Thane Kirby claims to have played in front of

Biggest physically, that is.

13/02/2018

Jeremy takes on Shannon in this week's glorious 'Poo Town'

A challenging poo town. But we got there.

09/02/2018

WATCH: Thane and Dunc's van reveal turned out to be a classic stitch up on Brad the boss

Brad said they weren't allowed to put themselves on the van, but he said nothing about himself...

01/02/2018

Australia vs. NZ: Dudes imitating car noises

It's like Transformers, for radio.

26/01/2018

The lucky buggers in Hawera have scored the honour of being our first Poo Town of 2018

Jez's best effort yet.

26/01/2018

Thane Kirby's top notch advice for Dunc and his titty rash

The ol' treadmill chafing... Happens to the best of us mate.

26/01/2018

Dude paid 6 grand for a bitcoin mining rig got nothing but a Boss Baby DVD to show for it

Ultimate troll.

25/01/2018

The bloke who played Barney the Dinosaur now owns a tantric sex business

David Joyner describes himself as a tantra massage specialist who can last about four hours and costs $350 a hoon. He was also Barney for ten years.

24/01/2018

Turns out Thane Kirby is a banjo-loving, cousin f*cker

Filthy bastard.

16/01/2018

Thane & Dunc's 'Burger Wars' competition - who's was better?

A 1kg steak vs a 40 patty chicken and bacon monstrosity. Who's burger was better?

16/12/2017

West Auckland, we held off as long as we could - here's your Poo Towns song

We had to do one for the Westies.

01/12/2017

Thane's plan to ban yoga pants

We reckon yoga pants are pretty great though...

28/11/2017

Thane fulfilled a listener's fantasy in quite possibly the sexiest voice break of all time

"I gave it my all Trudy"

21/11/2017

Thane pretended Dunc was Dom Bowden to get into after party, got shamed when Dom turned up

Shit did not go quite how Thane had hoped after the VNZMA's...

20/11/2017

If you hate everything wanky about Waiheke Island, then this song is for you

We think you'll like it.

17/11/2017

Cards Against Humanity buy land on US border to stop Trump from building his wall

"The Government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America."

15/11/2017

Brett tells us it was a fart that made him realise Angel was "the one"

"You should fart at the altar."

14/11/2017

Producer Jeremy's 100% fact-based song about Huntly

So good, even Thane and Dunc joined in.

10/11/2017

Producer Jeremy's already made a parody song about Jacinda Ardern's recently deceased cat

If you're a cat person - this might not be for you.

08/11/2017

Jeremy's surprisingly not shit and quite accurate song about Rangiora

Not a bad effort, Jez.

06/11/2017

Another absolute blinder from Producer Jeremy, this time about Dargaville

Here you go Dargaville.

16/10/2017

Thane gets a little self conscious about his receding hairline

Let it go mate, it'll be alright.

09/10/2017

Producer Jeremy's brilliant song about Levin

Levin Is On The Edge

09/10/2017

Check out Jim's week from hell with his Spin Jim wrap video

Jim you're a trooper bro.

09/10/2017

Thane refuses to wear a singlet and is going to protest ahead of the staff photo shoot

We promise we won't judge.

03/10/2017

Watch Producer Jeremy's outstanding song about Waiuku - not bad from you mate

The town is called WAIUKU

29/09/2017

Thane thinks his voice would be more useful in another job and you wouldn't believe what

Dreams are free Thane.

29/09/2017
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