Thane & Dunc

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Poo Towns of NZ

Each week, Producer Jeremy writes a song about a Poo Town in New Zealand.

Poo Towns of NZ

Each week, Producer Jeremy writes a song about a Poo Town in New Zealand.

The latest from Thane & Dunc

Palmerston North's Poo Town tune is finally here, and oh boy, she's a real stonker

PALMY ALL DAY.

18/06/2018

Day 4: Thane & Dunc's final day on the water searching for MH370

After days of delays, the boys were finally able to hit the water to conduct their search.

15/06/2018

Day 3: Thane and Dunc continue their search for MH370 and make waves in Mauritius

The boys are on shore today, sussing out a new boat and gathering further intel.

14/06/2018

Day 2: Thane and Dunc continue their search for MH370

They've found an item of interest.

13/06/2018

DAY 1: Thane and Dunc Search for MH370 in Mauritius

The boys have all landed safely, and the search efforts have started.

12/06/2018

WATCH: Thane & Dunc talk about their fast-approaching MH370 mission on The Project

With four days left 'til the boys take off, they've take to national television to talk logistics.

05/06/2018

Thane and Dunc called their new fan Osama from Pakistan, who slipped into their DMs

Wonder how much this call set the company back...

30/05/2018

Producer Jeremy crumbles under the pressure of Paraparaumu's Poo Town song

Needless to say it was a tough day at the office for poor old Jeremy.

28/05/2018

Experts believe MH370 was a murder-suicide mission

Thane & Dunc still set to fly to Mauritius.

15/05/2018

Ol' smelly Rotorua finally got the Poo Town it deserves

Look who's stinking up the place.

14/05/2018

Jezzer's written Whangarei a new Poo Towns anthem and it's so good you'll be singing along

Quite probably the catchiest Poo Towns yet.

07/05/2018

Dunc forced to apologise for his comments on facial herpes

We are deeply sorry for any offence caused by Dunc's words towards Thane's relentless and vicious herpes.

02/05/2018

There's a Givealittle page to fund epic event for Johnny Danger's public send-off

Plenty of swiggylalas to be had in celebration and memory of the legend.

01/05/2018

Jeremy just dropped the Invercargill Poo Towns track

This one's for you, Inbredcargill.

27/04/2018

Jeremy wrote one hell of a song about Rog on Dancing With The Stars

Jeremy, you've outdone yourself.

27/04/2018

Blenheim's Poo Towns tune is finally here

Blenheim, you big ol bloop. We didn't forget about you.

24/04/2018

Waihi's Poo Towns of NZ song is here and she's a real doodie

Another bloody blinder from Jeremy.

20/04/2018

Jeremy's poo town track for Hastings is here and it's a big ol' steamer

Hastings, you beautiful, gleaming turd.

19/04/2018

Jim crashed a Rock ute, Thane and Dunc made him think he had to pay $3,500 excess for insurance

Quality stitch up.

18/04/2018

Thane & Dunc savage the Mai FM drive show for stealing 'Human Traffic' off them

Did they think Kirby wouldn't notice?

11/04/2018

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE: How long can Dunc walk next to a stranger before it gets weird?

How much do Homegrown punters care about their personal space?

06/04/2018

Thane’s accidentally catfished some kinky bastards on his foot fetish Instagram

What have you done Thane...

06/04/2018

Dunc savages Thane for his shitty haircut, making us feel better about our own dogged dos

Always check the profile.

Thane tells us all what to do if he has a heart attack

Please don't have a heart attack Thane.

04/04/2018

Kiwi man rips open his recently circumcised wanger, loses more of his piece than planned

Things really couldn't have gone worse for Nigel.

04/04/2018

Greymouth's stonker of a Poo Town song

Shit, this one's a goody Jezzer.

03/04/2018

Multiple bloke's eyeballs injured by Corona bottle caps in Nelson

Three separate incidents in three weeks. The Nelson DHB is concerned.

03/04/2018

Thane & Dunc are planning to fly over to Mauritius and search for MH370

Will two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest mystery in aviation history?

29/03/2018

Marton, you big ol steamer of a poo town, here's your special song

"Everybody now, living in maaaaaaaarton."

28/03/2018

Thane & Dunc reach $35K target to put towards MH370 search

Thanks to the overwhelming support and generosity of The Rock listeners the money will be put towards MH370 search efforts.

26/03/2018

Thane's talked with the guy who may have found MH370

If their give-a-little page kicks off...

23/03/2018

Putaruru's Poo Towns of New Zealand song is here and it's one of our best yet

When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.

22/03/2018

Rich, famous chicks are spending $650 a pop on "penis facials"

Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.

16/03/2018

WATCH: Thane can make his nose bleed on the spot

The sick bastard uses his bizarre superpower to get out of shit he doesn't wanna do.

13/03/2018

Wainuiomata's 'Poo Town' treatment, courtesy of Producer Jeremy

And he couldn't have done it without your comments!

12/03/2018

Thane's attempts to score a free trip to Tennessee go to creepy new levels

Is Thane shit out of luck?

09/03/2018

Jeremy wrote a poo town song about Warkworth life

Yeah, living that Warkworth life.

02/03/2018

Dunc's got some BIG news to share about baby Frank's penis

The old fella has never been more proud.

28/02/2018

Jim goes to the Robbie Williams press conference, asks the most awkward question

Good on ya, Jimbo.

13/02/2018

The biggest celebrity Thane Kirby claims to have played in front of

Biggest physically, that is.

13/02/2018

Jeremy takes on Shannon in this week's glorious 'Poo Town'

A challenging poo town. But we got there.

09/02/2018

WATCH: Thane and Dunc's van reveal turned out to be a classic stitch up on Brad the boss

Brad said they weren't allowed to put themselves on the van, but he said nothing about himself...

01/02/2018

Australia vs. NZ: Dudes imitating car noises

It's like Transformers, for radio.

26/01/2018

The lucky buggers in Hawera have scored the honour of being our first Poo Town of 2018

Jez's best effort yet.

26/01/2018

Thane Kirby's top notch advice for Dunc and his titty rash

The ol' treadmill chafing... Happens to the best of us mate.

26/01/2018

Dude paid 6 grand for a bitcoin mining rig got nothing but a Boss Baby DVD to show for it

Ultimate troll.

25/01/2018

The bloke who played Barney the Dinosaur now owns a tantric sex business

David Joyner describes himself as a tantra massage specialist who can last about four hours and costs $350 a hoon. He was also Barney for ten years.

24/01/2018

Turns out Thane Kirby is a banjo-loving, cousin f*cker

Filthy bastard.

16/01/2018

Thane & Dunc's 'Burger Wars' competition - who's was better?

A 1kg steak vs a 40 patty chicken and bacon monstrosity. Who's burger was better?

16/12/2017

West Auckland, we held off as long as we could - here's your Poo Towns song

We had to do one for the Westies.

01/12/2017
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