If The Morning Rumble died, what would be written on their tombstones?
Bit of a grim question to think about, but Ryan, who likes to do some research from time to time, has a got a pretty good idea of what would be written on them, based of The Rumble's looks and personalities.
Have a watch of the video, and check out the written list below it.
Bryce:
'The bald and the Beautiful. He was bald. His wife was beautiful. Rest Easy Casey.'
'Witnessed one Hurricanes Championship in his lifetime."
'He had a lot to say. (But no longer).'
Mel:
'Alone, but not forgotten.'
'Woman wanted to be her, men wanted to be with her. She could also talk to cats. A strange unit.'
'A laugh that would light up a room... as in, you would turn the lights on to try and work out where that horrific sound was coming from.'
'Roses are red, violets are blue, had a few cracks at saying 'I do.''
'Had a lot going on.'
Rog:
'Never short of a word. But short in general. Rest easy, short king.'
'Hates dogs, but hated Labour more. #LiveLaughLuxon.'
'Bury me with my cash. I earnt it.'
Mulls:
'Male, pale and stale. Another mediocre white guy in the dirt.'
'How do you stop a Juggernaut? A poor diet.'
Nasty stuff.
