Funny Shit

Man caught sticking his penis into car exhaust pipe fined $200

What a headline.
25 August 2022 2:05PM

A drunk lad by the name of Ryan Scott Malek has been arrested for sticking his D into a car's exhaust pipe for sexual pleasure...

...What a sentence. 

According to MyNewsGH, the 24-year-old pleaded guilty to "a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior" after "repeatedly trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked vehicle."

At the time, Malek was apparently "oblivious" to what he was doing as he was four times over the legal alcohol limit, so cops had to taser him, Smoking Gun reports.

The court ruled that Malek ‘unlawfully, intentionally and publicly exposed a sex organ or exposed a sex organ in the presence of another person who is not the spouse of the offender and who has not consented thereto, with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desires of oneself or another’.

He was given one year of probation and was fined $200.

The strange event did occur back in June 2018, but has recently resurfaced on reddit, and we thought it was too cooked not to share with you lot.