Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Well - this is an eye opener...
Sounds pretty expensive to turn up late...
Sorry big dog, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Well this will really make you feel alive...
Breeze listeners Jenny and Craig gave The Morning Rumble a go for the week...
Complete with a gooch pocket!
Because how good is egging a car?
Someone was enjoying this a little too much...
It's time for this cowboy from hell to walk through the cemetery gates to see his brother, Dimebag Darrell.
"John Day singing Africa is like the karaoke version of Rog on DWTS, shit but entertaining."
Zoom zoom zoom on outta here, bro
He must have been dead hungry!
Blimmin baby boomers strike again!
Who's buying up all the big ones?
The people's champ. And now a sex icon?
"As Neil Young famously sung - it's better to burn out than to fade away and Rog you burned brighter than a glass barbie in a Whangarei flat."
Chalk up another one big Tony!
He's just out there doin' it...
What a stitch up.
The boomers are fuming once again. Because there definitely isn't more important shit going on in the world.
This is bloody outrageous.
Pretty below average all round...
Well this is extremely embarrassing.... Caught in the act.
Can not wait for the memes.
Owned by a bottle of bubbly.
"David sucks and the dude who fell over the other week is still there?" #Unbelievable
And the mesh bodysuit just made it's comeback.
You'll need a moose, a cow and some of your own urine...
45 minute massage for a 45cm dog.
How rank is this...
Simmer down big dog.
Jim's first Hens night is tomorrow. #PrayForJim #ProbablyPrayForTheHensMore.
And two other hilarious yarns that landed our callers in hot water.
The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.
From calling him a p*ssy to questioning his wife's life choices
One in three Aussies are okay doing the nasty while their pets are in the room. So, what are the Kiwi odds?
Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?
Plus a load more insanely rock & roll yarns.
The nerve of him. What a sicko.
Bryce Casey. You fraud.
Bet those posters are still hiding in the spare bedroom...
Highlight of DWTS thus far.
What a punish.
On one bar of reception, he had to call the Wellington Airport to rescue him.
"YOU'RE NOT STEVIE WONDER."
It's musical icon week , Rog thought David Bowie was a sure thing. Rog thought wrong.
She's just upped the stakes big dog!
Hey mate, dreams are free.
Who's Kev? I thought he was dead!
This dancing shit's gone to Rockin Rogs head. Mulls and Bryce stage an intervention.
Live, as he's doing it, and shit, it's funny.
Naz didn't realise her mic was still on, making for one hell of an awkward yarn.
Which side of the bed do you reckon he slept on?
Thought your one night stand was a clinger? This is next level.
The big dog showed the Viennese Waltz who is boss.
Cheers to Casey Mulligan Management.
Rog's taking on Metallica in his next DWTS appearance.
What a champ.
Rumble asking the big questions today.
You've gotta be winding us up here.
Are you nice and comfy, ready for a story about Liam?
Bloody good on ya, Nate.
May the 4th be with you.
Cool story bro.
Ridiculous rock and roll chat with the Rumble.
"I would just like to confirm that yes, Rog did borrow this off my husband. And you did a lot better moves than he did the last time he wore it."
Bloody proud of you Rog.
Savagery from Sharyn.
This is what dreams are made of.
Ever forgotten somone's name mid-pull, while out on the lash?
The big dog didn't appreciate our gesture of support...
Jeremy, you've outdone yourself.
Mulls and Bryce's best stitch up yet.
Rest easy, swig dangerously Johnny.
In light of this cutting news, The Morning Rumble hosted a 'Bad Lovers Anonymous'.
"Do the chicken dance, Rog. This is what happens when you lose."
We've never heard the man laugh more nervously.
Leading the Morning Rumble to ask: have you been tasered?
Sweet dreams Jimbo - The Morning Rumble.
That's FUBAR. But friggin' hilarious.
After weeks of prep, Jim finally took the stage last night.
The silly bugger is lucky to be alive - Do not try at home!
When Rog stops laughing and talks seriously, you know you've fucked up.
Will he sink or swim?