Know a Zane like this?

Apparently all Zanes are eggs.

Dan Hooker zones out and ignores Rog twice during interview

"I didn't even hear him when he talks."

K-Hole's National Crate Day reminder for tomorrow

Share a crate with your mates!

Mulls roasts Rog saying he has a "fanny pack of fat"

The most accurate thing we've ever heard.

Bryce explains why he has to take off his wedding ring temporarily

After 7 years, it's coming off.

Bryce throws Brad the boss under the bus for lying about his meetings

Now everyone knows what really happens during these 'meetings'

Bryce hypothetically hooks up with Mulls' identical twin sister Andrea Mulligan

Wowee. Bryce really went there didn't he?

Israel Adesanya definitely gives a f*ck

We've counted how many f*cks in total were given...

Feedback Line: Bluebird makes the switch to canola oil

Meaning lesser saturated fats for your snacks.

K-Hole describes how he gets energy from a technique called "bum sunning"

"Get that Vitamin D right down the K-Hole"

Brooke Howard Smith breaks down his Top 3 WTF moments from tv show Target

The panty-sniffing bastard made it to the list.

Rog, Jay, Dunc and Jim star in "Crate By Crate", a National Crate Day inspired shitcom

It's like Step By Step, but shitter.

Rog tries saying 'YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!' like Jay & Dunc

The disappointment on Bryce and Mulls' face...

Jamie Mackintosh on the difference between getting drunk and getting 'league-drunk'

Because there are different levels of 'hammered.

Man arrested for dressing up as fake pilot to skip queues and get flight upgrades

Geez who would be dumb enough to do that...

Rog and Bryce realise Mulls looks like an actual thumb in this photo

Where'd his neck go?

Hero doctor saves man's life by sucking urine out of his wanger using makeshift catheter during flight

The question is....would Rog do that for Mulls?

K-Hole is glad today is Fried Friday

It's the day after thirsty Thursdays...

Bryce and Mulls butcher Rog's cucumber photo for 2mins straight

A picture is worth a thousand (hurtful) words.

If Rog was hypothetically swallowed and spat back out by a hippo...

...and survives with one arm gone?

Bryce's car has gone missing and here's what's happened

It's been a wild goose chase but he finally found it.

Feedback Line: the boys go through hilarious hate comments about Tool

Heeere we go.

Rog gets a wee bit too excited towards the end of this car insurance chat

And you know what we mean by 'excited'

Rog turns into a zipline coward in front of Jay & Shelton Woolright at Demon Energy Rock Island

Ever seen a Big Dog ace a zipline? Well, this isn't that...

Producer Jack tells us about the worst U2 concert experience ever

Pretty grim stuff.

Rog goes busking as "Rono" to raise funds for Rumble listeners

Straight from the band U Poo...

K-Hole on why smuggling "dingers up your donger" is not a fun time

Stay safe NZ.

Flea: Red Hot Chili Peppers are 'in the process of writing a new album'

Great news for Chili fans!

Dan Hooker: why picking UFC fights is like hitting up the hottest chick at the party

"You work on the hottest chick first."

Rog looks like Freddie Mercury when he hits the gym

Truly incredible.

The Rumble tell us why they reckon they've got the "hottest profession"

It that right.

Flea talks about his new book, weed and a new Red Hot Chili Peppers album with The Rumble

Watch Flea's full interview with The Rumble.

Feedback Line: Trumpet's gluten free vegan ice cream has Kiwis fuming

"They’ve slaughtered coconuts for this! MURDERERS!"

Creepy Casey scared all of the kids away on Halloween

There's always next year.

K-Hole suggests you DM him on Instagram to get that 'instant-gram'

Go for gold guys.

The Rumble & Mike King address fake news about I Am Hope and the $358k Spare Change fund

"The money is there, use it."

WATCH: What happens when you go trick or treating in Dannevirke?

You won't get lollies that's for sure...

Mulls finally secures an interview with his old high school mate Taika Waititi

So the rumor was true.

WATCH: Listeners share their top 5 "bike rides" on public transport

Nothing beats the log flume.

Dr John's advice for Kiwis left grieving after the All Blacks RWC loss to England

Some tough love from the Doc.

K-Hole's predictions for the RWC semi finals this long weekend

Or as he calls it, "the bong weekend."

Paddy Gower opens up about flatting with John Day in Japan

He just doesn't say a thing.

Meet the new Guy who is joining The Morning Rumble next year

Welcome to the team - we're 5% sure you won't regret it.

Full Interview: Taylor Hawkins on new solo album, joining the Foo Fighters and their next NZ show

Strap in for a full interview with rock legend Taylor Hawkins

Rog reveals why he drives around with a tarp in his boot

What is he up to?

Bryce would get with Mulls' Mum just to become his Big Poppa

He'd love it if you'd call him Big Poppa.

K-Hole returns to give the Rumble his RWC quarter-final predictions

"This might be the first time Wales are safe in Japan!"

WATCH: Rog 'The GOAT' Farrelly takes on Jay and Dunc in the Moto-X race of the year

Find out who really produced the goods.

Bryce & Mulls would make Rog a professional ass wiper if they win Lotto

Instead of Rog, he'd be Rog the log.

Watch Rog get real uncomfortable when the Rumble intentionally go off air for two minutes

"I need to play a song guys, I'm getting itchy"

WATCH: Rog's press conference ahead of his big motocross race against Rock Drive

The big dog is talking a big game.

Did Bryce get on the dak in San Fran?

The answer is in the eyes.

Producer Jeremy's song about the GOAT Rog

Take this big dog..

Our work toilets are literally "Shit-nobyl"

A real "Shit-uation".

Rog challenged Jay & Dunc to a motorbike race but couldn't even kick-start one

He almost knocked the bike over before getting on it.

Rog foolishly compared his Instagram following to Israel Adesanya's, gets crushed by Mulls

#UnfollowRog

Watch: Listener breaks nose then gets his mates to whack it back to normal

How could this not work?

Feedback Line: people are fuming over the new Cadbury Caramilk flavour

"Yuck. Most vile thing I've ever eaten."

Dan 'The Hangman' Hooker talks to us a day after his impressive UFC 243 win

If Dan thought his fight was painful, wait til we got him on the phone.

K-Hole gives us his Super Sunday tips for this weekend

Take them or leave them.

Mully Moose Knuckle has no time for your bullshit

Don't mess with the knuckle.

WATCH: Rog showed off his 'excited' face and it was bloody horrifying

What the F**K is that, Rog!?

Rog snuck backstage to steal undies from Villainy's rider

Pretty crook behavior right here.

WATCH: My dad hasn't drunk water in 89 years

Wowee.

Dr John explains James Hetfield's decision to enter rehab after falling off the wagon

Such a brave thing to do.

Rog can't help but dream about sex all the time

Surprise, surprise.

Rog opens up about how he dealt with depression early in his career

Anyone can get down from time to time, even The Big Dog...

WATCH: Doctor gets a mouthful of bum puss while clearing an anal abscess

This was pretty crook.

Mulls is fed up with crook pub cubicles

Where's the crook one?

Feedback Line: Spark Sport's Rugby World Cup stream

Some Kiwis didn't enjoy the All Blacks' RWC opener

Feedback Line: Choc Thins packets have shrunk and Kiwis are fuming

"WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF!?"

This is what happened when Bryce tried to impersonate a pilot

"You're going to a holding cell"

WATCH: K-Hole returns to get The Morning Rumble ready for the Rugby World Cup

"Go the Eels!"

WATCH: The strangest places our listeners have gone for a "bike ride"

You lot love to go for "bike rides"

Mulls rips out Bryce for being bigger with the dads than the ladies

Is that right...

Feedback Line: The Rock 1500 Top 10

Everyone just can't be happy with it.

K-Hole's tips for surviving The Rock 1500

Go well New Zealand.

WATCH: Bryce 'Trash' Casey tries to perform the Slash solo from 'November Rain' on a keytar

He's hyped it all week, now it's time to put up or shut up

Bryce proves that ladies really love the keytar

They love some fast fingers.

Bryce announced a special VIP guest for his keytar performance

Bring out the velvet rope.

Villainy frontman Neil Fraser gives Bryce a rockstar keytar lesson

Take note, Bryce.

Rog & Mike tell Bryce he has to ace a Guns N' Roses solo live on a keytar at The Rock 1500 finale

If you're coming to the live event, sorry in advance.

Rog's excited over the best news for the NRL in 30 years

Tina's here to stay.

The Rumble interview Travis Fimmel and Luke Bracey from war movie 'Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan'

Bryce discovers why painters are the #2 dirtiest of all the trades

Dirty buggers.

Damian from Blindspott gives Bryce some vocal warm-up tips

He'll need more than this though.

Rog vs Bohemian Rhapsody's movie vocalist - can you spot the difference?

Spoiler alert - this isn't hard at all.

Top Gun Rog can't parallel park but can sure "fly a plane"

Sure you can mate.

WATCH: My mum comaed out so I shaved her eyebrow off

What a bloody shambles.

WATCH: The Morning Rumble's Circle of Hate

Time to rip the shit out of each other.

Rog reckons you shouldn't take time off work when your dog dies

Dog coward.

The Morning Rumble address New Zealand's tragic suicide statistics

"You are not weak if you're battling."

Feedback Line: New Zealand shits on The Rock 1500

Alright then...

WATCH: Can Rog actually remove a door from its hinge?

The results could surprise you.

15 songs that won't make The Rock 1500 because of some cooked spelling

"Freddie Mercury - Mama"

Bryce dropped his breakfast after getting too excited about The Rock 1500

What a way to kick off a Monday!

Bryce got told off by Sharyn for throwing dog shit in someone else's bin

Put your poo in your pocket.

The Rumble meet 'Hippie' - a great NZ battler who survived 3 car explosions in 1 night

Watch as a Rumble legend is born

Bryce got burnt by Sharyn after forgetting where they went on honeymoon

Somebody got a bit too steamed.

Ali Williams bought DVDs in Cardiff while Jonah was busy buying a Maserati

His budget was slightly higher.