Young fella rushed to hospital after sticking 31 magnetic balls up his knob

You'll try anything when you're young...

18/11/2019

A bloke found weed stuck up his nose 18 years after he tried to smuggle it into prison

How is this even possible!?

11/11/2019

The boys lost it over Ordinary Dr. Phil begging U2's Bono to hook him up with tickets

"Hook it up my bro pls G" he said.

07/11/2019

WATCH: Chick on electric scooter hit by car straight after interview about scooter safety

Oh the irony...

06/11/2019

Jay recalls partying with the AB's in Japan

This man needs some more sleep.

04/11/2019

Study finds that farmers have more sex than any other profession

The regions keep the nation pumping

04/11/2019

K-Hole suggests you DM him on Instagram to get that 'instant-gram'

Go for gold guys.

03/11/2019

The story behind Dunc's 1966 Holden HR

01/11/2019

UK man jailed after drunkenly trying to have sex with a pile of leaves

Obviously after a bit of releaf...

01/11/2019

Study finds that blokes are way funnier than women

There's truth to the stereotype.

01/11/2019

Jim gets far too excited about Halloween

Someone missed the memo..

31/10/2019

WATCH: 'Possessed' woman tries to perform exorcism on cop - gets tasered instead

The power of electricity compels you!

30/10/2019

Study finds working longer hours makes you waaaaay more likely to go bald

Have a day off fellas!

25/10/2019

Learner driver arrested for showing up at driving test in stolen car

He's got some balls on him, we'll give him that.

25/10/2019

WATCH: Guy Williams finds out who stole Cilla's homemade coffin

What's going on in Whanganui? Guy Williams investigates.

25/10/2019

NZ Police Minister caught driving around with an expired rego

Bruhhhh.

24/10/2019

Expecting a little rocker soon? Here are the top 10 'bogan' baby names of 2019

These are actual names that people have chosen to call their kids.

23/10/2019

Mike correctly predicts what this bloke found in a car he purchased

Called ittttt.

22/10/2019

Rugby 101 for dummies according to Jay

A guide for explaining rugby to the clueless bloke

22/10/2019

WATCH: John Day gets stitched up on live TV

He's having the time of his life in Japan.

21/10/2019

Official stats say these regions are New Zealand's most perverted districts

Some regions in NZ just can't keep clothed..

21/10/2019

Underage punter arrested for trying to use McLovin ID

Little dude has some balls.

19/10/2019

NSFW: Dude drums AC/DC's 'Back In Black' with a pair of dildos

The dildo drummer is back.

19/10/2019

WATCH: Air NZ release savage 'safety tips' video for Irish rugby fans ahead of All Blacks quarter-final

Air New Zealand has no chill ahead of the RWC quarter-final.

18/10/2019

WATCH: Rog's press conference ahead of his big motocross race against Rock Drive

The big dog is talking a big game.

16/10/2019

Infamous Aussie 'Poo Jogger' shamed dropping ANOTHER brick on Instagram

POO JOGGING COWARD!

16/10/2019

Producer Jeremy's song about the GOAT Rog

Take this big dog..

15/10/2019

WATCH: Can Jim run 100 metres in less than 17 seconds for $100?

Another go at trying to win money off uncle Jay.

15/10/2019

WATCH: Irish bloke gets last laugh with hilarious pre-recorded message at his own funeral

"It's f**king dark in here."

15/10/2019

'*UCK ME!' Pak'nSave billboard in Palmy goes viral thanks to one pole

"They know what they're doing."

15/10/2019

WATCH: Guy Williams meets NZ's baffling Flat Earth Society

Look away now, Mulls...

10/10/2019

Drunk guy caught trying to bang a traffic cone at train station

Just another Saturday night for this guy.

10/10/2019

Our cams caught Jay snorting through the Betoota news

shot Jay.

09/10/2019

People have mistaken this chick's "artistic" hairstyle for a massive penis

What a dickhead.

09/10/2019

Punter still trying to find where he parked his car a week after festival

Yeah, not sure if this is gonna turn up.

06/10/2019

Sending mates money with captions like 'Nose Beers' or 'BJs' could stop you getting a home loan

'Not Drugs' ain't fooling the bank...

04/10/2019

WATCH: Guy Williams meets Karen from infamous '20 f**king whacks video and it's pure comedy gold

This is the best thing you'll see all day...

04/10/2019

Don't tell anyone but Jim's new biography could be called 'Still Doesn't Give a Shit!'

03/10/2019

Dunc shaves beard and now rocks a pencil goatee!

It finally happened. He finally did it.

03/10/2019

Is it really Devilskin or is it Devil's Kin? Nail from Devilskin confirms it once and for all

Nail clears it up for all those wondering.

03/10/2019

Producer Jeremy makes a song about a beardless Duncan Heyde

Aahhh there's the double chin...

02/10/2019

Producer Jeremy writes a song about the sh*t site Wish

Sorry Wish...

01/10/2019

Dunc digs up gold from Jay's past as an MTV VJ

Oh heeeere we go!

01/10/2019

Bloke that took LSD at Disneyland found a mile away, covered in scratches & completely naked

Because what could go wrong, right?

01/10/2019

WATCH: Auckland Asics store screens play porn for seven hours after alleged hack

Rog was spotted window shopping for seven hours

30/09/2019

WATCH: BMW tease new car that can drive itself while you get it on in the back seat

Partner not included.

27/09/2019

Court rules that a hangover is a legit ' illness' and bosses everywhere are gonna be pissed

Thank us on Monday.

27/09/2019

WATCH: Bloke floors it in his ute after missus catches the bouquet at a wedding

Unluggyy mate.

26/09/2019

WATCH: One old lady with no f**ks left to give was the only person to 'Storm Area 51'

Someone actually did it!

25/09/2019

WATCH: Punters incite a 'wall of death' during The Village People's 'Y.M.C.A' performance at Riot Fest

"I said young man, pick yourself off the ground."

24/09/2019

Smash Mouth's 'All Star' translated to Aramaic and back becomes 'beautiful poetry'

"Behold currently! You are entirely a star child! Begin your power! Go! Laugh!"

21/09/2019

WATCH: Patrick Gower gets high on camera in his doco 'On Weed'

The doctor said hit it, Paddy!

19/09/2019

WATCH: US Marine stops school fight with the most brutal double tackle you've ever seen

USA Rugby needs to send this guy to Japan, ASAP.

18/09/2019

Caller Greg takes waterslide to the face

"We were just having fun" he said.

17/09/2019

Let it rip at the world's first farting competition and help 'normalise the process'

Let's hope it's not in a closed venue

17/09/2019

WACTH: Grandma rocks out at Slipknot concert

Go granny, go.

14/09/2019

Expert warns blokes to stop rubbing toothpaste on their junk to 'increase timing'

Just don't, lads.

12/09/2019

Man shits himself in supermarket then kicks it under a fridge to hide it

When you've got to go, you've got to go.

07/09/2019

Restaurant in the shit for serving five people 86 shots during drinking session

Bro. Stop.

02/09/2019

Great news lads, mullets are back in fashion

Business in the front, party in the back.

31/08/2019

WATCH: Old battler on mobility scooter leads police on low-speed chase in Timaru

Only in New Zealand

22/08/2019

WATCH: Dave Grohl & Rick Astley just Rick-rolled an entire club

Dave Grohl will never give you up or let you down.

20/08/2019

Bloke hospitalised after asking mate to shoot him with pellet gun 'to see how much it would hurt'

Police called both blokes "moronic"

20/08/2019

Bloke went to the docs with a sore knee, finds out his penis is turning to bone

Yes, a real life boner.

19/08/2019

Punter used a metal nut as homemade sex toy to prolong fun time with gruesome results

You know it's bad when a diamond cutter is needed

16/08/2019

Ordinary Dr. Phil and wife find out real reason Jay's been doing the cooking for his wife

It's actually crack-up.

15/08/2019

If you live in NZ, Dunc wants to offer you free luncheon!

He really does.

15/08/2019

WATCH: Aussie nutter fly kicks scooter rider, throws himself at cars during Bali blowout

WTF bro...

12/08/2019

Old mate uses worst Tinder bio ever

"Let me be your Ted Bundy"

11/08/2019

Jim punished the office with 'motivational karaoke'

Make sure you vote in the Rock 1500 folks.

09/08/2019

Is this the laziest logo ever? Porirua City Council spent $98,000 on a 'limp' smiley face

No, Jim wasn't the designer.

09/08/2019

A fashion label is trying to sell bogan Ford hoodies, tees and pants for over $2000.. EACH

No. There's no typo in that headline

08/08/2019

Producer Jeremy comes in hot with useless talent

Someone's been practicing.

07/08/2019

Woman traumatised after portaloo blew over, trapping her inside

What a shitty day.

04/08/2019

Woman uses Metallica music to scare off a wild cougar

Metallica saves the day again.

03/08/2019

WATCH: 'Battle of Area 51' Prediction Video to the tune of DragonForce is bang on

Still keen to storm?

02/08/2019

Robert Taylor returns to Rock Drive

Well this was unexpected..

01/08/2019

Paramedic once helped a bloke who had his member stuck in a wedding ring

How on earth!?

31/07/2019

Pissed as Dunc couldn't remember previous night so Jay fills him in

Looks like Dunc had a big one at the pie awards.

31/07/2019

Doctor advises against chicks icing vajooj due to heat

Don't do it.

30/07/2019

WATCH: Drunk bloke gets bitten by snake, bites back to get revenge

Dude was having none of it...

30/07/2019

Jay explains his theory on Manscaping

You can tell a lot about a man's 'lawn' by their facial hair.

29/07/2019

Jay and Dunc get the results back for their new pie

Nothing like some tough love.

26/07/2019

The office try Jay & Dunc's new pie creation

Is this the next big thing!?

26/07/2019

Jay has the best advice for Dunc for the Bakels NZ Supreme Pie Awards

Wise words from Jay...

25/07/2019

Jim has a go at being a F45 gym instructor

The very first Jim on the job, what a mess.

25/07/2019

Jim gets savagely called out about his pecker

Dunc reckons he's seen it

24/07/2019

Couple names kid 'Otara Bus Shed' and you already know why

Ohhh dear..

24/07/2019

WATCH: Girlfriend loses her mind, smashes laptop on boyfriend's head after he 'looked at another woman'

Holy hecka lady...

24/07/2019

WATCH: Taika Waititi rips Hitler a new one in hilarious 'anti-hate satire' movie 'Jojo Rabbit'

This is "anti-hate satire" GOLD

24/07/2019

WATCH: Australia's worst drug mule crashes van into parked police car with $200m of meth on-board

And idiot of the day goes to...

23/07/2019

Fancy Jim coming and helping out at your workplace?

Jim could be on the job.

23/07/2019

Australian pot grower avoids jail because his weed was totally shit and 'unusable'

The judge noted his weed was 'unusable'

22/07/2019

WATCH: This is how you win a prize on air! Rock Wars edition

Yeeeaa boi.

22/07/2019

Pornhub has revealed which region in New Zealand is watching the most porn

You dirty dogs

17/07/2019

Steamed bloke gets stuck on a fence, accepts fate and passes out in garden

He does "like a vodka or two"

17/07/2019

WATCH: Heavy Metal Knitting Championship is a thing and it's as ridiculous as it sounds

"It's ridiculous, and everyone should try it"

16/07/2019

Tenant kicked out of flat after leaving weed in plain sight during open home

Surprise, surprise, they found more in the garage...

16/07/2019

WATCH: Elders reacting to Slipknot goes better than expected

"I loved it! Give me more!"

12/07/2019

WATCH: Bloke goes nuts at bagel shop because he's short and women won't date him

Mate, it's a bagel shop not speed dating...

12/07/2019