Kiwi battler arrested after sinking too many beersies on a flight and then trying to open the aircraft door

The silly bugger has narrowly avoided a serious prison sentence.

11 hours ago

Spanish bloke gets pulled over and tests positive for every drug in the bloody book

Holy hecka. That's one hell of a bender.

16/08/2018

Pearl Jam created a poster of the White House in flames and an eagle eating Trump's corpse

Well, that escalated quickly.

16/08/2018

It's South Park's 21st birthday, so to celebrate, here's our top ten episodes of all time

Happy Birthday South Park!

14/08/2018

WATCH: Kiwi battler in a tire tube spirals out of control towards moving car

Holy shit. That's a close call if we've ever seen one.

14/08/2018

Pornstar creates the apocalypse of unwanted dick pics with one savage response

Good from you, Ginger.

08/08/2018

Cathedral statue vandalized with KISS makeup

If they're caught they could be paying outrages amounts of cash

08/08/2018

WATCH: Rogue wombat repeatedly attacks Aussie tradie

"Well, f*ck mate, didn't realise wombats had such big f*cking teeth."

07/08/2018

A couple of old guns escape from rest home & rock on at massive music festival

A great effort from these two..

06/08/2018

Divorcee Dad owns world's first Harmony sex doll, rating her 8/10

She even remembers your birthday.

03/08/2018

Auckland bloke jailed for poisoning workmates with weed-laced cake

What a balls up.

03/08/2018

Tradie fired after deliberately driving through puddles to splash pedestrians

100% worth it.

02/08/2018

The pie awards went down last night, here's where you can get the best pies in the country

You're bloody welcome.

01/08/2018

New study finds AC/DC actually IS noise pollution, and a genuine threat to the ecosystem

Rock ‘n roll ain’t noise pollution. Rock ‘n roll ain’t gonna die... But the plants might.

31/07/2018

Research finds your beard is probably filled with poo

Stinking news for all the bearded fellas.

27/07/2018

WATCH: Bloke smashes back a can of baked beans while going ham at a metal gig

What a lad.

27/07/2018

Ryan Reynolds is remaking 'Home Alone' as an R-Rated flick titled 'Stoned Alone'

A blazed loser misses his flight to go on holiday, smokes up, gets paranoid and thinks someones breaking into his house. #Relatable

27/07/2018

Auckland boy invites the cops to his party, loses it when they actually show up

The police were all about it.

27/07/2018

WATCH: Jim's roast chicken and broom curling experiment at the supermarket

If you're allowed to consume food at the supermarket before you pay, just how far can we push that...

25/07/2018

Pro gamer dumps hottest weather girl of all time to focus on Call of Duty

Forecasting a hard southerly upon opening this article.

25/07/2018

Jim gives Ryan a massage, testing how much shit he can use in a supermarket before paying

The old baby oil and cornflake rub down. Ryan's a lucky guy.

24/07/2018

WATCH: Battler plays Korn using actual corn and it doesn't sound half bad

Pop corn picks and cobby percussion.

23/07/2018

WATCH: Near-naked chainsaw-wielding bloke absolutely loses it outside Bunnings

Stay away from crack, folks.

23/07/2018

Mum confronts son over "crack spoon", turns out the situation was hilariously innocent

Ah, that old classic.

20/07/2018

100 y/o woman believes guzzling back cans of Stella is the secret to a long life

Better living everyone.

19/07/2018

Josh Homme gets rarked up by precious VIP area at front of stage, makes security open the gates

How good?

17/07/2018

Underpaid bloke goes on a resignation rampage, absolutely cocks up his boss' office

Champagne and rage.

17/07/2018

WATCH: Russian punk-rock band invade pitch during the France/Croatia final

Pussy Riot on the job.

16/07/2018

Introducing 'peegasms', a new female sex trend that's freaking out Doctors

Turns out holding it has a pay off.

13/07/2018

Bad news lads, Fifa's banning broadcasters from lingering on hot women in the crowd

Bummer.

13/07/2018

Bloke attempts to eat cereal in mosh, fails miserably

They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

13/07/2018

Chick gets engagement ring stuck up her hooha after trying to propose with a Kinder Egg

Outstanding effort though.

12/07/2018

Watching these lads smash out 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' on toys will make your day

Never has a Hello Kitty drum kit been this kick-arse.

12/07/2018

WATCH: Cooked English fan biffs beer on AM show's UK reporter mid-broadcast

Props to Lloyd Burr who just powers through his broadcast, soaked in booze.

12/07/2018

WATCH: How long will an air horn go off before our boss realises he's being stitched up?

Classic stitch up.

11/07/2018

Model bitten by shark while posing for Instagram picture in shark-infested waters

There are no words.

11/07/2018

WATCH: Marilyn Manson forces fan to remove his Avenged Sevenfold shirt

"That's not my band."

11/07/2018

Wairarapa cops looking for info on guy who ganked box of Cody's from local Bottle-O

Sound like any of your mates?

10/07/2018

WATCH: Granddad headbanging to AC/DC at a red light is all of us

"You got me ringing hell's bells. My temperature's high, hell's bells."

10/07/2018

If you watch anything today make it Nollsy losing his f*cking mind at punter in crowd

The most impressively colorful rant we've heard in some time. He's since issued an apology.

09/07/2018

Hunger for pie leads cooked Hawera bloke to smashing ATM that swallowed his card

Relatable.

06/07/2018

WATCH: Silly bugger attempts to reverse his car off a power pole on busy road

A bloody power line.

06/07/2018

Seagulls on the piss are causing havoc, incapable of flight and spewing all over the show

This is a legit story. No joke. Seagulls on the rinse.

06/07/2018

Bloke catches a bale of weed while fishing on his birthday

Probably keep those sunnies on mate.

06/07/2018

Topless women steals bulldozer and crashes into apartment complex

Stay away from meth, kids.

05/07/2018

10 times the camera operator got distracted by banging hot football fans

When the camera lingers for that extra second...

05/07/2018

WATCH: Bloke with cornrows chowing down on corn while listening to Korn wins the internet

The Korn-ception.

04/07/2018

Truck driver gets sweet revenge on Corvette wanker who refused to let him merge into lane

Well mate, you had that one coming.

04/07/2018

Gigantic dick becomes popular landmark on Google Maps

Scoring hundreds of 5 star reviews.

04/07/2018

Chick hilariously stitches up scammer by scamming him back after he requested 'bob pics'

Sorry sxy bby.

04/07/2018

WATCH: Thirsty bear joins bloke in hot tub, necks his margarita

Guts bro.

03/07/2018

WATCH: The most commonly misheard rock lyrics have us in stitches

Try get through this and not laugh.

03/07/2018

Wellington bus driver reportedly loses it, rams battler in the bus lane

Road rage ramming is real - stay the f*ck outta the bus lane team.

03/07/2018

Credit card thief falls through ceiling in the funniest CCTV footage we've ever seen

It's like Benny Hill on crack.

02/07/2018

Kiwi battler escapes the cops in hilarious police chase across Northland beach

Holy shit, this is good. But would not recommend.

02/07/2018

Sign language interpreter translating Lamb of God like an absolute champ

Enthusiastic is one word for this, fucking awesome are two others.

02/07/2018

Meet the Johnsons: The latest family conned into taking The Morning Rumble Challenge

Breeze listeners Jenny and Craig gave The Morning Rumble a go for the week...

28/06/2018

WATCH: Jim gets down to some risky business while making content for HRV

Jim shows how to live your pants free dream this winter with HRV ventilation and heating

28/06/2018

Someone created lingerie that vibrates every time a goal is scored in the Fifa World Cup

They were trying to help woman get "excited" about sports, but have been blasted as sexists...

26/06/2018

WATCH: When you're "high as balls" and decide to show Mum your special talent

"I'm high as balls, wanna see my special talent?"

26/06/2018

Arctic Monkey's accidentally kicked David Bowie off their table

So. Much. Regret.

25/06/2018

Broke Jim crawls under Thane's house looking for a weird smell to try make a quick buck

Shit got weird. Real quick.

22/06/2018

Chick thinks she getting engaged, turns out geezer just wants to enter in the back door

No surprises, the clip has blown the hell up online.

22/06/2018

Drunken munter use wild raccoon to help him drive, it does not go well

Possibly the most outrageous drunken yarn we've ever read.

22/06/2018

Burger King told chicks to get knocked up by a World Cup player and score free whoppers

Only in Russia.

21/06/2018

One bloke just brought doughnuts and chicken nuggies together

Introducing the donug...

20/06/2018

WATCH: Horny couple go viral after getting caught going at it on plane seat

And the mile high club is currently boarding.

20/06/2018

Mexican football fans went so ham after beating Germany, they caused a bloody earthquake

Holy hecka, that's one hell of a celebration.

18/06/2018

Good news for the big knobs among us, large condoms are back in stock

Which let's be honest... Isn't any of us.

14/06/2018

Corey Taylor covering Spongbob Squarepants is something we never knew we wanted

Throwing back to a weirdly excellent moment with Corey Taylor.

14/06/2018

WATCH: Aussie man ambushed by his mates while sleeping in his undies, left tied up to his mattress on a highway

When your mate's stitch up makes the bloody news.

13/06/2018

Nelson dearro's go viral after ganking a bench in hilarious CCTV getaway footage

Inconspicuous lads.

12/06/2018

The NBA just got roasted by bad lip readers and the entire Rock office is in stitches

"yYa'll I'm trying to tell you , you gto the wrong guy, he's illuminati."

12/06/2018

Roggy boy' twerked on National telly and holy hecka, it's everything we expected and more

Week 7 saw Roggy dancing his heart out in a backwards Rock cap and a gold chain - and shit it's a sight to behold.

11/06/2018

WATCH: Rog's infomercial for Woll fry pans

Watch out Mike Puru.

08/06/2018

Has DWTS changed Rog? An exclusive look in to Rog's behavior at the Rock HQ

Looks like the fame's gone to Twinkle Toes head...

08/06/2018

Turns out Aussie's infamous "poo jogger" was a top dog exec

The bloke was honking out a dirty snake on a public footpath daily for over a year.

08/06/2018

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne endorses goat yoga and yes, that's a real thing

Ozzy Osbourne is about to launch his third season of Ozzy & Jack's World Detour, and the promo video is here.

07/06/2018

Ledgebag baseball fan catches ball in her beer then chugs it back

What a catch.

07/06/2018

WATCH: Days are numbered for the home covered with 75,000 cans of Fosters

There's a full noise doco on this glorious landmark for the humble Fozzie lover.

07/06/2018

Aussie church gagging over the deep message they erected yesterday

"(Bl)Oh my god."

06/06/2018

Freshen up your rugby knowledge with How to Dad and Kieran Read before the big test

Quality How To Rugby tips.

06/06/2018

Kiwi bloke draws giant dicks around potholes in bid to get Auckland Transport to fix them

Nothing like a spot of gratuity to get the authorities attention. Kiwi ingenuity right there.

01/06/2018

Doctors remove six-inch shower head from man’s bum after ‘slip’

That's what they all say mate.

01/06/2018

'Murdered' journalist walks into press conference about his own death

Holy hecka. What a plot twist.

31/05/2018

Thane and Dunc called their new fan Osama from Pakistan, who slipped into their DMs

Wonder how much this call set the company back...

30/05/2018

WATCH: Dearros chasing cheese down brutally steep hill in slow motion to Ava Maria

The Annual Cheese Rolling Comp just went down and it's one hell of a painful yet hilarious watch.

30/05/2018

WATCH: Jimbo nude models in his quest to become a male "entertainer"

The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.

29/05/2018

Marilyn Manson took a whizz on Korn's food for the hahas

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

29/05/2018

The Rumble stitch up Jim, sign him up on a male 'entertainer' website and then wax him for his first Hen's night

Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?

28/05/2018

Rog's 5 most memorable moves on the dance floor last night (in shareable gif form)

Plus we sent Rog on a tumble through time and space....

28/05/2018

Sesame Street's suing Melissa McCarthy for her X-rated puppet movie

When the druggos move on to your street and davalue your pride and joy, you're gonna bite back.

28/05/2018

World's largest orgy overcomes venue hump, set to go down in Vegas next Saturday

With a 1000+ people ready to turn up (and on).

25/05/2018

Kid eats nothing but sausage rolls for fifteen years

And you thought you knew fussy?

25/05/2018

Internet begged Weezer to cover 'Africa', so they covered Toto's 'Rosanna' instead

Good from you, Weezer.

25/05/2018

Blokes' hilariously accurate troll of basic b*tches and everything that sucks on Instagram

#blessed

24/05/2018

WATCH: Naked criminal leaps out of window, topples into invading SWAT team

One hell of a day for this unfortunate bloke.

23/05/2018

This bad lip reading of the Royal Wedding is the best thing on the internet today

Still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey went on a three day Royal bender? This'll ease the pain, and make ya laugh.

23/05/2018

Dubbing Over The Stars: Episode 4

The latest installment in the BETTER dancing show NZ has on offer.

22/05/2018

5 top notch gifs from the big dog's bloody outstanding samba on DWTS last night

Our hero, immortalized in glorious giphy form.

22/05/2018