Poo Towns of NZ - Timaru

Back again for 2020 with this belter!

Two weeks into 2020 and Dunc's already had the blowout of the year

Welcome to 2020 mate 😂😂

Tyson Fury says he masturbates 7 times a day to prepare for Deontay Wilder fight

That's rookie numbers in the Big Dog's eyes.

Woman gets hit in the face by massive dildo, rips out her eyelashes

Aaaand this is why you don't bring dildos to the club.

WATCH: UK lad calmly eats meal as chaotic brawl breaks out in kebab shop

Of course there's a fight in a kebab shop.

Kiwi bloke's brilliant petition to rename NZ's Fisheries Office to "Paua Rangers" was rejected

Oh gummon Parliament

Local joker drove around Auckland suburbs blasting Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" just to piss people off

It's so funny if it didn't happen to you

Watch Rog f*ck up these supposedly called 'facts'

Here's more of the big dog stuffing it up again.

Rog gets sidetracked by his own helium balloon shenanigan

One Rog, one Vitz, seven helium balloons...

Lord Of The Rings TV series is looking for "weird looking" people to play orcs

Fellas, this is our time to shine.

Steven Adams dropped he "absolutely shat my pants" during live TV post-game interview

The funniest bloke in the NBA is at it again.

Bryce and Mulls admit to being a couple of dipstick gasseys back in the day

Apologies for this New Zealand

Pornhub release their 2019 Year In Review - revealing what all you dirty buggers are looking up

Let's just say there is a lot of content on that particular website.

Huntly has officially been crowned NZ's shittest town

Can confirm, isn't great.

Aussie bloke scoffs down box of KFC at vegan protest in Sydney

Not all heroes wear capes.

K-Hole made Christmas cards with his face on it and wants to give them away

'Have a very geary Christmas' it says...

WATCH: Rog's biggest stuff ups to date

Sometimes legends stuff it up too...

Aussie drivers caught driving with a trampoline and bed mattress strapped to the roofs of their cars

#STRAYA

Know a Zane like this?

Apparently all Zanes are eggs.

Taika Waititi stars in the trailer for Ryan Reynolds' hilarious new movie "Free Guy"

This looks like a classic already.

Bryce explains why he has to take off his wedding ring temporarily

After 7 years, it's coming off.

Girl forgets to let go of bowling ball and eats it down the lane

She really went for it.

Bryce hypothetically hooks up with Mulls' identical twin sister Andrea Mulligan

Wowee. Bryce really went there didn't he?

After 3 long years, 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' release Season 10 teaser video

Hoping it's prettttty pretty good

Poo Towns of NZ - Timaru

Timaru you're up!

How to lose a girlfriend in less than 30 seconds

Or at least a quick way to get in the dog box.

Man arrested after allegedly - wait for it - throwing buckets of poo at strangers

The cheeky shit.

Rog, Jay, Dunc and Jim star in "Crate By Crate", a National Crate Day inspired shitcom

It's like Step By Step, but shitter.

Rog tries saying 'YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!' like Jay & Dunc

The disappointment on Bryce and Mulls' face...

Poo Towns of NZ - Alexandra

Alex! Where the F@#k is Alex?

K-Hole meets his mum, "20 F**kin Whacks" Karen

It's a beautiful thing.

Man arrested for dressing up as fake pilot to skip queues and get flight upgrades

Geez who would be dumb enough to do that...

Rog and Bryce realise Mulls looks like an actual thumb in this photo

Where'd his neck go?

K-Hole is glad today is Fried Friday

It's the day after thirsty Thursdays...

Company looking to pay someone $56,000 a year to smoke the cheese every day

All the product is free, too.

If Rog was hypothetically swallowed and spat back out by a hippo...

...and survives with one arm gone?

Feedback Line: the boys go through hilarious hate comments about Tool

Heeere we go.

Young fella rushed to hospital after sticking 31 magnetic balls up his knob

You'll try anything when you're young...

A bloke found weed stuck up his nose 18 years after he tried to smuggle it into prison

How is this even possible!?

The boys lost it over Ordinary Dr. Phil begging U2's Bono to hook him up with tickets

"Hook it up my bro pls G" he said.

WATCH: Chick on electric scooter hit by car straight after interview about scooter safety

Oh the irony...

Jay recalls partying with the AB's in Japan

This man needs some more sleep.

Study finds that farmers have more sex than any other profession

The regions keep the nation pumping

K-Hole suggests you DM him on Instagram to get that 'instant-gram'

Go for gold guys.

The story behind Dunc's 1966 Holden HR

UK man jailed after drunkenly trying to have sex with a pile of leaves

Obviously after a bit of releaf...

Study finds that blokes are way funnier than women

There's truth to the stereotype.

Jim gets far too excited about Halloween

Someone missed the memo..

WATCH: 'Possessed' woman tries to perform exorcism on cop - gets tasered instead

The power of electricity compels you!

Study finds working longer hours makes you waaaaay more likely to go bald

Have a day off fellas!

Learner driver arrested for showing up at driving test in stolen car

He's got some balls on him, we'll give him that.

WATCH: Guy Williams finds out who stole Cilla's homemade coffin

What's going on in Whanganui? Guy Williams investigates.

NZ Police Minister caught driving around with an expired rego

Bruhhhh.

Expecting a little rocker soon? Here are the top 10 'bogan' baby names of 2019

These are actual names that people have chosen to call their kids.

Mike correctly predicts what this bloke found in a car he purchased

Called ittttt.

Rugby 101 for dummies according to Jay

A guide for explaining rugby to the clueless bloke

WATCH: John Day gets stitched up on live TV

He's having the time of his life in Japan.

Official stats say these regions are New Zealand's most perverted districts

Some regions in NZ just can't keep clothed..

Underage punter arrested for trying to use McLovin ID

Little dude has some balls.

NSFW: Dude drums AC/DC's 'Back In Black' with a pair of dildos

The dildo drummer is back.

WATCH: Air NZ release savage 'safety tips' video for Irish rugby fans ahead of All Blacks quarter-final

Air New Zealand has no chill ahead of the RWC quarter-final.

WATCH: Rog's press conference ahead of his big motocross race against Rock Drive

The big dog is talking a big game.

Infamous Aussie 'Poo Jogger' shamed dropping ANOTHER brick on Instagram

POO JOGGING COWARD!

Producer Jeremy's song about the GOAT Rog

Take this big dog..

WATCH: Can Jim run 100 metres in less than 17 seconds for $100?

Another go at trying to win money off uncle Jay.

WATCH: Irish bloke gets last laugh with hilarious pre-recorded message at his own funeral

"It's f**king dark in here."

'*UCK ME!' Pak'nSave billboard in Palmy goes viral thanks to one pole

"They know what they're doing."

WATCH: Guy Williams meets NZ's baffling Flat Earth Society

Look away now, Mulls...

Drunk guy caught trying to bang a traffic cone at train station

Just another Saturday night for this guy.

Our cams caught Jay snorting through the Betoota news

shot Jay.

People have mistaken this chick's "artistic" hairstyle for a massive penis

What a dickhead.

Punter still trying to find where he parked his car a week after festival

Yeah, not sure if this is gonna turn up.

Sending mates money with captions like 'Nose Beers' or 'BJs' could stop you getting a home loan

'Not Drugs' ain't fooling the bank...

WATCH: Guy Williams meets Karen from infamous '20 f**king whacks video and it's pure comedy gold

This is the best thing you'll see all day...

Don't tell anyone but Jim's new biography could be called 'Still Doesn't Give a Shit!'

Dunc shaves beard and now rocks a pencil goatee!

It finally happened. He finally did it.

Is it really Devilskin or is it Devil's Kin? Nail from Devilskin confirms it once and for all

Nail clears it up for all those wondering.

Producer Jeremy makes a song about a beardless Duncan Heyde

Aahhh there's the double chin...

Producer Jeremy writes a song about the sh*t site Wish

Sorry Wish...

Dunc digs up gold from Jay's past as an MTV VJ

Oh heeeere we go!

Bloke that took LSD at Disneyland found a mile away, covered in scratches & completely naked

Because what could go wrong, right?

WATCH: Auckland Asics store screens play porn for seven hours after alleged hack

Rog was spotted window shopping for seven hours

WATCH: BMW tease new car that can drive itself while you get it on in the back seat

Partner not included.

Court rules that a hangover is a legit ' illness' and bosses everywhere are gonna be pissed

Thank us on Monday.

WATCH: Bloke floors it in his ute after missus catches the bouquet at a wedding

Unluggyy mate.

WATCH: One old lady with no f**ks left to give was the only person to 'Storm Area 51'

Someone actually did it!

WATCH: Punters incite a 'wall of death' during The Village People's 'Y.M.C.A' performance at Riot Fest

"I said young man, pick yourself off the ground."

Smash Mouth's 'All Star' translated to Aramaic and back becomes 'beautiful poetry'

"Behold currently! You are entirely a star child! Begin your power! Go! Laugh!"

WATCH: Patrick Gower gets high on camera in his doco 'On Weed'

The doctor said hit it, Paddy!

WATCH: US Marine stops school fight with the most brutal double tackle you've ever seen

USA Rugby needs to send this guy to Japan, ASAP.

Caller Greg takes waterslide to the face

"We were just having fun" he said.

Let it rip at the world's first farting competition and help 'normalise the process'

Let's hope it's not in a closed venue

WACTH: Grandma rocks out at Slipknot concert

Go granny, go.

Expert warns blokes to stop rubbing toothpaste on their junk to 'increase timing'

Just don't, lads.

Man shits himself in supermarket then kicks it under a fridge to hide it

When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Restaurant in the shit for serving five people 86 shots during drinking session

Bro. Stop.

Great news lads, mullets are back in fashion

Business in the front, party in the back.

WATCH: Old battler on mobility scooter leads police on low-speed chase in Timaru

Only in New Zealand

WATCH: Dave Grohl & Rick Astley just Rick-rolled an entire club

Dave Grohl will never give you up or let you down.

Bloke hospitalised after asking mate to shoot him with pellet gun 'to see how much it would hurt'

Police called both blokes "moronic"