Jim tries to drink 5 cups of coffee in one sitting

Yeah, don't think this one will become a daily routine for the Hairy Chainsaw..

20/03/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Papakura

Jeremy slowing it right down with this belter for Papakura.

20/03/2019

WATCH: Bloopers and outtakes from Mulls and Brad's Rock The Park Fyre Festival parody

Acting is not our thing.

14/03/2019

Jim paid out about getting rid of his shirts

Prob for the best mate.

08/03/2019

Grandma poses for photo on iceberg, and the silly old duck had to be rescued when it floated out to sea

Goddammit, Judith.

05/03/2019

Kiwis roast rich kids' school banning $100 notes at tuck shop

"Yet another aspect of the Kiwi way of life under assault."

26/02/2019

Woman complains drug dealer sold her sugar instead of cocaine...to the POLICE

"What is the world coming to when we can't trust our neighbourhood drug dealer?"

25/02/2019

Drunk Six60 fan caught popping a squat on bus faces $200 fine

"I had to!"

25/02/2019

Pilot on test flight spells 'I'm bored' and draws two massive cock and balls over Australia

"Young instructors, what can you do?"

21/02/2019

Bloke jumps and swings on on rope bridge causing it to collapse...unsurprisingly

There's always one bloke who has to take it too far.

20/02/2019

WATCH: Kids wrestling match turns into full on parental brawl

No kids, THIS is how you do a takedown.

18/02/2019

Jim falls for Nissan's beautiful beast: I Love Ute Bro

Jim just loves ute, bro.

15/02/2019

Someone caught Tony Lyall peeing at Piha beach

I can see your eyes looking down, yes I am currently urinating.

13/02/2019

Dunc gets confused between geology and geography

Being out of school for a while now is no excuse Dunc..

13/02/2019

Burger King hilariously rip-off McDonald's after losing 'Big Mac' trademark

McDonald's must be fuming after this...

13/02/2019

WATCH: KISS cover band singer's hair catches fire - keeps playing like a boss

The battler didn't miss a note.

13/02/2019

Life advice from one of the biggest GCs - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Some words of wisdom from Ordinary Dr. Phil

11/02/2019

WATCH: Two Kiwi lads cruise on a couch powered by a pair of Lime scooters

They wanted to one-up a Dunedin stunt..

05/02/2019

WATCH: Bad Lip Reading is the only NFL highlights video worth seeing

Like the Super Bowl, only much more interesting.

05/02/2019

I'm pregnant and you're the dad! Literally impossible...

Considering this bloke literally has no testicles, he called BS right away.

04/02/2019

Bloke goes on hilarious Twitter rant blasting indoor stationary bikes

Twitter has had enough of stationary bikes.

31/01/2019

A world first? 'Cool and half-functional vanute' up for sale

Perfect car for all the BOYS appears online.

30/01/2019

WATCH: Man tries to stop hit-and-run driver, ends up going for 110km/h ride on bonnet

Road rage American style...

29/01/2019

WATCH: Aussie bloke blasts "d**khead" cyclists for not using their damn cycle lane

"What's the point of us spending this money if you're not gonna use it?"

29/01/2019

WATCH: Jim trips and spills heaps of food & drinks down aisle at NZ Sevens

Can't take him anywhere.

28/01/2019

You can now enjoy a beer bath with unlimited bezzies on tap

Forget those weird mud baths, this is the spa you're after.

25/01/2019

WATCH: Drunk bloke goes mad in an Uber and grabs drivers' steering wheel

The passenger from hell for this poor bloke.

25/01/2019

WATCH: Savage airline kicks family off flight because no one could handle their body odour

They even asked 'em to "own up to what really happened"

25/01/2019

Drinking whiskey could help relieve your man flu symptoms

Thanks for the advice, doc.

25/01/2019

Dunc reckons he could fix up his bald lid by using pubic hair

You never know if you don't try right?

24/01/2019

WATCH: Young bloke struggles through punishing festival piggyback

Hope she was worth it, mate.

24/01/2019

Stepdad live tweets his stepson's battle to sneak a girl out of the house

The sneak is weak with this one.

23/01/2019

WATCH: X-rated nudity prank at Blenheim races perfectly captured on live TV

"Is that man having sex with a large Tegel Chicken?"

22/01/2019

One bloke got so boozed he needed his stomach pumped...with 15 more beers

This must have been quite the piss up.

21/01/2019

Just a casual Taxi flying through a petrol station

This really is not your average day at work.

17/01/2019

WATCH: Aussie woman flashes her boob in the weirdest road rage incident you'll see

Apparently this was a threat.

17/01/2019

Harness the inner cheek of ya and buy Lill McGregor's Bunnings hat on TradeMe

May come with foul language.

17/01/2019

Kiwis hit back at rowdy Irish family by roasting 'em with hilarious memes

They came, they swore, and now they're not welcome...

16/01/2019

WATCH: Drunk bloke storms Foo Fighters stage and Grohl lets him party like it's 1999

Can always count on 'Good Guy Grohl'.

16/01/2019

WATCH: Rog welcomes Bryce and Mulls back, Bird Box style

The Big Dog isn't putting up with your shit this year, fellas.

14/01/2019

Absolute mad man gets caught tonguing doorbell......for 3 hours

But why though?

10/01/2019

A goddamn Pak'nSave plastic bag sold for more than a pack of ciggies on Trade Me

From 10 cents to over fiddy bucks.

09/01/2019

Dumbarse tries to steal UFC fighter's phone, ends up getting his face rearranged

Not a smart move mate

08/01/2019

Internet mercilessly roast '19-year-old's' mugshot

No mugshot is safe online

08/01/2019

Package labelled 'NOT DOPE' somehow fails to fool police

Worst. Drug dealer. Ever.

07/01/2019

Bloke who cheated on missus gets cringy tattoo to earn her trust back

'I f***ked up, I must do it,' he reckoned

07/01/2019

Newsreader mistakes Axl Rose and Mickey Rourke as married couple

A Canadian news broadcast mistook a now iconic photo of Axl Rose and actor Mickey Rourke as a married couple celebrating their 50th anniversary.

24/12/2018

Last minute Christmas gifts that take absolutely no effort whatsoever

We've got your back.

21/12/2018

These forklift operators have redefined the meaning of 'bored at work'

They've stopped giving a fork about work ages ago.

20/12/2018

Macaulay Culkin recreated "Home Alone" scenes and it's pretty damn good

The internet belongs to Macaulay Culkin today.

20/12/2018

The 16yo virgin who went to Sex Island? He now wants to marry one of the sex workers

🚨 Stage five clinger alert 🚨

19/12/2018

Film studio releases Die Hard trailer as a Christmas movie, declaring it the "greatest Xmas story ever told"

It's a Christmas miracle.

19/12/2018

WATCH: Beauden Barrett hilariously loses his shit inside a Red Bull race plane

How good.

19/12/2018

Battler arrested after trying to pay for his Maccas with a bag of weed

Mate.

19/12/2018

Staind frontman Aaron Lewis goes off at "bald motherf**ker" heckler for interrupting his set

It's been a while since we heard from him.

18/12/2018

Woman driving Tesla tries to refuel car at petrol station

We take it the car's not hers.

18/12/2018

Someone edited Deadpool as every character in the 'Avengers: Endgame' trailer

Somewhere, Ryan Reynolds is proud.

17/12/2018

Santa rips off beard, tells kids to "get the f*ck out" after shit went down at Xmas event

If Bryce was Santa...

13/12/2018

Christian Bale says Donald Trump thought he was Bruce Wayne when they met

This doesn't shock or surprise us anymore.

13/12/2018

Pornhub release their 2018 End Of Year Review and the data is pretty mind-blowing

Wow, get a load of this.

13/12/2018

Jim tries getting off another workplace he doesn't work for

Jim gets off is back again, what a guy.

12/12/2018

Mum sends five-year-old son to school nativity with sex doll sheep

That's definitely a yarn coming up at the kid's 21st.

12/12/2018

A bunch of vegans held a candle-lit vigil for nine turkeys that were killed for Christmas dinner

12/12/2018

Newspaper makes the worst/funniest typo in headline about Julia Roberts

11/12/2018

Deadpool takes hilarious defensive stance against Nickelback haters in latest 'Once Upon A Deadpool' trailer

Everyone loves to take shots at Nickelback. Ryan Reynolds is having none of it.

11/12/2018

Marvel fans are tweeting NASA to save Tony Stark from space

Please tell us they're taking the piss...

10/12/2018

WATCH: Aussie bloke gets kicked by a kangaroo, doesn't spill his beer

Not all heroes wear capes.

09/12/2018

Blind man sues Playboy because he can't use their website

No, it's not Rog.

06/12/2018

Aussie couple's gender reveal burnout goes wrong, car catches fire

The pink smoke quickly turned black.

05/12/2018

Chris Jericho chased down and smashed a guy who barged into Fozzy's tour bus and assaulted their drum tech

What type of idiot sneaks on to a pro-wrestler's bus and doesn't expect to get beaten up?

05/12/2018

Loud sex noise interrupts UK championship snooker match

Looks like he wasn't the only one trying to sink the pink that night.

04/12/2018

Aussie tradie tasers himself in the face while trying to light a dart

Strayaaa.

04/12/2018

WATCH: two blokes in a donkey costume absolutely cane themselves during a charity running race

Hands-down the funniest thing we've seen in ages.

03/12/2018

Gender reveal video causes $11m worth of damage

They do say having children is expensive....

30/11/2018

Best mate pranks groom on his wedding day, pretending to be his bride

Absolute gold.

29/11/2018

Bloody hell, check out the size of this huge fucking cow in Western Australia

WTF.

28/11/2018

How to pronounce blink-182's band name is tearing people on Twitter apart

Is it "one-eighty-two" or "one-eight-two"?

27/11/2018

Patty Gower reveals he accidentally got hella blazed over the weekend

Okay Patty, whatever you say mate.

27/11/2018

You can get into the Xmas spirit with Christmas lights for your beard

Get lit this Christmas in more ways than one.

23/11/2018

Dude whips out his penis at McDonald's, performs helicopter on counter in Scotland

Live your best life, bro.

23/11/2018

Watch the official trailer for "Once Upon A Deadpool"

This looks bloody good.

22/11/2018

Female Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter makes thief her bitch after he tried stealing her bag

How's that for karma.

22/11/2018

Fan rushes Corey Taylor on stage, gets annihilated by security

In Corey's own words - sucks to be you, dude.

21/11/2018

Tradie gets fired on the spot for wearing steel-capped Crocs

Why steel-capped Crocs exist is a mystery not worth solving now or ever, but they do and here we are.

21/11/2018

Bloke does a rock cover of the Bunnings Warehouse theme song

On ya mate.

20/11/2018

Man spent three years proposing to his girlfriend and she had no idea

Doesn't that just make you want to throw up.

19/11/2018

Gisborne Herald cocked up big time, accidentally called Stan Lee "Spike Lee" in obituary

That's not like Herald to get something wrong.

14/11/2018

WATCH: The most drunk and wasted people at Christchurch Cup Day

Move over Melbourne Cup, it's Addington's time to shine.

13/11/2018

This couple have eaten at Maccas every day for the last 23 years

They're mclovin' it.

12/11/2018

Father of the Year shoves his kid in front of ball to save goal

Zero f**ks given.

12/11/2018

Poo Towns of NZ - Tokoroa

the place of talking poles and missing caravan wheels.

09/11/2018

Parents post before and after shots and it's the best birth control we've ever seen

09/11/2018

Jim chats with the bloke who invented the Double Brown Sausage

One hell of a food creation this.

09/11/2018

Kiwi has created a table with a beer fridge built inside and holy shit, we all need one

The bets piece of furniture engineering since the bloody La-Z-Boy.

09/11/2018

Red Dead 2 is stitching up the Flat Earth Society in the best way

This one's for you Mulligan.

08/11/2018

69 y/o wants to legally change his age to 49, seeing as trans people are out there changing genders

Reckons if he could be 20 years younger his Tinder game would improve.

08/11/2018

Conor MeGregor and Mike Tyson ended their beef by lighting up a doink and getting high as f&%k

"Some giggle off that Cherry Pick Kush."

06/11/2018

Rog gives the Tim Tam slam a blow, *cough* go

The Big Dog really goes for it...

06/11/2018

Bloke accidentally pooped in a trash can he mistook for a toilet in tiny house

Shit happens mate.

05/11/2018

Red Dead Redemption 2 sees 731% increase in wild west searches on PornHub

The gaming cowboys are getting real barred up.

02/11/2018