This dude got his dick stuck in a drainpipe and had to get it sawn off

F**king NOPE.

25/05/2019

Jim puts it all on the line against one of NZ's best poker players

Some real punishing poker played here..

24/05/2019

Bloke wakes from bender to find his penis was chopped off

Holy hecka this is grim

23/05/2019

Jim was busy with his karaoke machine and was belting out Sweet Caroline

Are we actually paying him for this?

21/05/2019

Duncs done the hard yards, and found out Rats love being tickled

The more you know aye

20/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Mount Maunganui

Another cracker for the nation this time we went for the mount!

20/05/2019

WATCH: Southland farmer swaps tractor to paddock bash a jetski after floods

The most unlikely paddock bash vehicle.

20/05/2019

KISS now make Crocs for all those part-time gardeners, full-time rockers

Why did anyone think these were a good idea?

18/05/2019

Game of Thrones vs. Metallica: Watch Dany go nuts to 'For Whom the Bell Tolls'

It fits amazingly well.

18/05/2019

WATCH: Bloke somehow managed to weld his head to a railing in epic workplace fail

And our welder of the week goes to...

16/05/2019

Investigation into pilot that drew a massive sky penis finds the boys were just having a laugh

"Draw a giant penis. That would be awesome"

16/05/2019

Jay and Dunc randomly pick Jim's next diet

Jim is on struggle street. Give the man some meat.

15/05/2019

WATCH: 92-year-old battler drives mobility scooter on 100km/h motorway & tells motorist to "F**k off"

When you've run out of f**ks to give...

15/05/2019

Jim will never watch Game of Thrones - here's 7 reasons why

He actually makes some half decent points here..

14/05/2019

Bloke arrested after eating free KFC for a year by saying he's from head office, checking quality

Finger lickin' fraud

14/05/2019

Bloke buys a tarantula to make sure "nagging" mother-in-law never comes back

"Worked like a charm"

14/05/2019

Johnny Kay explains the difference between a gift and what's yours

Dunc decided it was easier to just part ways with a $1200 washing machine than continue to deal with an ex.

13/05/2019

Bloke used Female Snapchat filter on Tinder and got more than 1600 matches

Yeah..that's a man..

13/05/2019

Penis enlargement surgery 'should almost never be done' & 'wrong on every level' - study

Just be happy with what your packing, lads.

13/05/2019

Train driver caught watching porn on the job.. and through the train's loudspeaker

Come on mate. Shouldn't you be looking at the tracks?

13/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Brisbane

We've gone international!

09/05/2019

This renegade pigeon broke the limit, triggered a speed camera & faces a $42 fine

'Whether the speedy bird wants to pay the €25 fine, and above all how, remains an open question."

09/05/2019

Producer Honeybone finally gets one back over Jim

It's been over a year since Jim stitched him up on his internship.

08/05/2019

Chinese blogger tries to eat live octopus - ends up getting her face "disfigured"

Safe to say the octopus was having NONE of it...

08/05/2019

Justin Marshall hates The Rock after Producer Jeremy made this parody

Hopefully the last 6 years have healed the wound

07/05/2019

Jim thinks that Paul McCartney and Brad the boss are robots

Someone bring him a tin foil hat

07/05/2019

Fans found a bloody Starbucks coffee cup in new Game of Thrones episode

The one cup set twitter alight...

07/05/2019

Facialist reckons a 'sperm mask' is the key to perfect skin

"Yes, you heard right!"

07/05/2019

Jay managed to snag a coffee machine worth thousands for $100

What a steal!

06/05/2019

Jim finally gets a quiz right live on air

Even though technically he got all of these answers wrong..

06/05/2019

Australian rangers have found a bloody three-eyed snake

There Aussie goes again with making us never want to f***ing visit.

05/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Motueka

Aaaaaay, Motueka!

03/05/2019

Jim hides in cubicle and starts convos with workmates for his new segment 'Toilet Talkback'

Broadcasting from the men's toilets at Mediaworks HQ.

03/05/2019

WATCH: The drive team react to ruthless online comments towards cross-eyed UK thief

Dunc found this absolute gem on the world wide web.

01/05/2019

Resident GC Ordinary Dr. Phil is back with A's to your Q's

He's got your back mate.

01/05/2019

WATCH: UK cop caught playing on trampoline.. during a damn drug bust

That was a pretty sweet flip though...

01/05/2019

Jim wins $300 gambling with callers live on air

Desperate times call for desperate measures right?

30/04/2019

WATCH: 'Big Ben' battler gets bogged at London Marathon finish-line but still sets world record

Commitment to the gag is off the charts.

30/04/2019

Jay filled his new diesel Ranger with petrol

What. a. winner.

29/04/2019

Jay & Dunc spend $400 on Body Lotion for Producer Jeremy's birthday

Was this necessary? Yes, yes it was.

29/04/2019

'Rage Yoga' is here to get you fitter by swearing, shouting and drinking beer

You had us at beer

29/04/2019

Fans mercilessly beat bloke outside cinema for shouting Avengers Endgame spoilers

Jim, is that you??

29/04/2019

Bloke drops 20kgs after sinking nothing but beersies for 46 days straight

Two to five beers a day can keep the kilos away.

26/04/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Taupo

Hands down the best white rapper we know.

24/04/2019

WATCH: Easter Bunny hops into fight after seeing a women get punched

The crowd cheered, "Go Easter Bunny, go!"

24/04/2019

Brits will have to identify themselves before watching porn online

18/04/2019

WATCH: Hilarious aftermath of steamed Scottish bloke waking up in the wrong house

"The taxi left and I came into the wrong house."

17/04/2019

KFC's Colonel Sanders is now a Instagram hipster and we're bloody confused

WHY!?!?

16/04/2019

Men with beards carry more germs than dogs - study

It's actually A LOT more than dogs

15/04/2019

Bloke sues parents for $130k after they destroyed his 'extensive' porn collection

Not the wank bank!

15/04/2019

'Inquiries are flocking in': Kiwis hilarious reactions to a sheep advertised as ride on lawn mower on Trade Me

You won't believe how high bids are going...

11/04/2019

The drive team secretly recorded their partner's reactions to seeing their 'members' for the first time

How's this for homework.

10/04/2019

If you hold in your farts they could come out your mouth - study

You have been warned.

10/04/2019

Mike McRoberts on wearing special undies for Dancing with the Stars

Gotta do what you gotta do for charity.

08/04/2019

Two blokes got so steamed they put on bulletproof vests and started shooting each other

There's no way your weekend was as lose as this...

08/04/2019

Watch a shoplifter wedge a whole bloody chainsaw down his pants

The riskiest shoplifting attempt of all-time.

08/04/2019

This Brazilian tattoo artist can't draw for shit, and people love her

Check out some of the shittest tattoos we've ever seen - and they're on purpose.

07/04/2019

Jay had a blow out when he was asked to open a new mall

In a crowd of thousands, Jay suddenly forgot how to count.

05/04/2019

Kiwis mercilessly roast van for sale online with ridiculous body kit and modifications

'Please crush this'

04/04/2019

WATCH: The most 'Kiwi As Bro' reaction to a 'monster' waterspout ripping your roof off

Someone get the bloke a beer!...and a new roof

04/04/2019

How much would you pay for this Thunderbird 2 car? *cough* Toyota Previa

03/04/2019

Tinder launch 'Height Verification' and now blokes are calling for weight verification, too

Ohhh this isn't going to end well...

01/04/2019

Jim hears himself on the Breeze for the first time and reacts like a madman

Shot, Jimbo!

29/03/2019

Watch Tony Hawk drive around yelling "Do a kickflip" at skateboarders

Whoever said to never meet your heros?

29/03/2019

Jim is going to the US to make up for his Star Wars blowout

Don't balls this one up mate.

28/03/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Dannevirke

A real run of good form from Producer Jeremy.

27/03/2019

Idiots trying to siphon fuel end up sucking shit from sewage tank

The most fitting 'Funny Shit' we've published this year...

27/03/2019

Jim makes up song facts for the King of Countdowns

And also sings in the process.

26/03/2019

Bloke is suing his boss for $1.8 million because he bullied him with farts

Wait, can you do that?

26/03/2019

WATCH: Bizarre motorcycle racing crash ends in punch up and two lengthy bans

25/03/2019

Elderly couple sued for blasting Iron Maiden too loud

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO LOUD

25/03/2019

Bryce and Dunc test their new microphone at Jim Beam Homegrown

Wait, is that what we think it is fellas?

23/03/2019

Jim tries to drink 5 cups of coffee in one sitting

Yeah, don't think this one will become a daily routine for the Hairy Chainsaw..

20/03/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Papakura

Jeremy slowing it right down with this belter for Papakura.

20/03/2019

WATCH: Bloopers and outtakes from Mulls and Brad's Rock The Park Fyre Festival parody

Acting is not our thing.

14/03/2019

Jim paid out about getting rid of his shirts

Prob for the best mate.

08/03/2019

Grandma poses for photo on iceberg, and the silly old duck had to be rescued when it floated out to sea

Goddammit, Judith.

05/03/2019

Kiwis roast rich kids' school banning $100 notes at tuck shop

"Yet another aspect of the Kiwi way of life under assault."

26/02/2019

Woman complains drug dealer sold her sugar instead of cocaine...to the POLICE

"What is the world coming to when we can't trust our neighbourhood drug dealer?"

25/02/2019

Drunk Six60 fan caught popping a squat on bus faces $200 fine

"I had to!"

25/02/2019

Pilot on test flight spells 'I'm bored' and draws two massive cock and balls over Australia

"Young instructors, what can you do?"

21/02/2019

Bloke jumps and swings on on rope bridge causing it to collapse...unsurprisingly

There's always one bloke who has to take it too far.

20/02/2019

WATCH: Kids wrestling match turns into full on parental brawl

No kids, THIS is how you do a takedown.

18/02/2019

Jim falls for Nissan's beautiful beast: I Love Ute Bro

Jim just loves ute, bro.

15/02/2019

Someone caught Tony Lyall peeing at Piha beach

I can see your eyes looking down, yes I am currently urinating.

13/02/2019

Dunc gets confused between geology and geography

Being out of school for a while now is no excuse Dunc..

13/02/2019

Burger King hilariously rip-off McDonald's after losing 'Big Mac' trademark

McDonald's must be fuming after this...

13/02/2019

WATCH: KISS cover band singer's hair catches fire - keeps playing like a boss

The battler didn't miss a note.

13/02/2019

Life advice from one of the biggest GCs - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Some words of wisdom from Ordinary Dr. Phil

11/02/2019

WATCH: Two Kiwi lads cruise on a couch powered by a pair of Lime scooters

They wanted to one-up a Dunedin stunt..

05/02/2019

WATCH: Bad Lip Reading is the only NFL highlights video worth seeing

Like the Super Bowl, only much more interesting.

05/02/2019

I'm pregnant and you're the dad! Literally impossible...

Considering this bloke literally has no testicles, he called BS right away.

04/02/2019

Bloke goes on hilarious Twitter rant blasting indoor stationary bikes

Twitter has had enough of stationary bikes.

31/01/2019

A world first? 'Cool and half-functional vanute' up for sale

Perfect car for all the BOYS appears online.

30/01/2019

WATCH: Man tries to stop hit-and-run driver, ends up going for 110km/h ride on bonnet

Road rage American style...

29/01/2019

WATCH: Aussie bloke blasts "d**khead" cyclists for not using their damn cycle lane

"What's the point of us spending this money if you're not gonna use it?"

29/01/2019

WATCH: Jim trips and spills heaps of food & drinks down aisle at NZ Sevens

Can't take him anywhere.

28/01/2019

You can now enjoy a beer bath with unlimited bezzies on tap

Forget those weird mud baths, this is the spa you're after.

25/01/2019

WATCH: Drunk bloke goes mad in an Uber and grabs drivers' steering wheel

The passenger from hell for this poor bloke.

25/01/2019

WATCH: Savage airline kicks family off flight because no one could handle their body odour

They even asked 'em to "own up to what really happened"

25/01/2019