Pornhub has revealed which region in New Zealand is watching the most porn

You dirty dogs

17/07/2019

Steamed bloke gets stuck on a fence, accepts fate and passes out in garden

He does "like a vodka or two"

17/07/2019

WATCH: Heavy Metal Knitting Championship is a thing and it's as ridiculous as it sounds

"It's ridiculous, and everyone should try it"

16/07/2019

Tenant kicked out of flat after leaving weed in plain sight during open home

Surprise, surprise, they found more in the garage...

16/07/2019

WATCH: Elders reacting to Slipknot goes better than expected

"I loved it! Give me more!"

12/07/2019

WATCH: Bloke goes nuts at bagel shop because he's short and women won't date him

Mate, it's a bagel shop not speed dating...

12/07/2019

Woman orders 'Moana' cake but gets sent a marijuana one instead

What a stitch up!

11/07/2019

Fleeing bloke caught by police after loud fart gave away his hiding spot

That must of been quite a ripper

11/07/2019

WATCH: Another Aussie burnout gender reveal fail ends in an explosion and flames

Yup. Another one.

10/07/2019

WATCH: Bloke chucks on 15 layers of clothes to dodge baggage fees

Anything to save a buck...

08/07/2019

NSFW: Couple caught mid-sex act in the mosh pit during metal gig

This is a different kind of head banging...

08/07/2019

WATCH: Crusaders coach Scott Robertson breakdances after winning third Super Rugby title

Razor!

07/07/2019

Girl who complained her swimsuit left her bits 'hanging out' was wearing it upside-down

Glad she got to the bottom of it tho.

05/07/2019

WATCH: Streaker steals the spotlight during ENG vs NZ Cricket World Cup match

Not the balls we were expecting on the field.

05/07/2019

Aussie thief caught stuffing a "hot meal of spaghetti" down his pants from supermarket

What a flaming idiot.

05/07/2019

Jay's mate accidentally sends a vid of himself 'feeding the chooks' to his entire family

Maaaate.

04/07/2019

Matthew McConaughey's bro was too pissed for this phone interview with Mike and Jay

He was all over the place with this one.

04/07/2019

Guess what Dunc did to his missus' placenta after baby...

They definitely did not chuck it...

03/07/2019

WATCH: Mulls nails his attempt at the Bottle Cap Challenge

The Chuggernaut strikes again.

02/07/2019

Bloke edits his girlfriend's forehead to look bigger when she pisses him off

This is so petty and immature and we're here for it.

01/07/2019

Hamilton McDonald's worker loses her shit at drive-thru customer over 24-hour menu

Come for the 2am cheeseburger, stay for being called a little bitch.

01/07/2019

WATCH: Wainuiomata bloke steals a crate of Tui... and escapes in Mazda Demio

What a legend!

27/06/2019

Study reveals that 33% of women have gone on a date just for free food

We played, ladies.

27/06/2019

Well trained doggo helps security guard owner sleep on the job and not get busted

This security guard and his doggo are useless.

26/06/2019

Dumbarse thieves steal 22 bottles of fake liquor from bartending school thinking it was real piss

Idiots.

25/06/2019

Mike and Jay lose it after caller blunders The Block NZ: Firehouse theme

Yeah, dunno if she nailed that one.

24/06/2019

Elephant goes full Farrelly mode when model tries taking photo with it

She was doing it for the 'gram. He wasn't.

24/06/2019

Drunk guy drives around his neighborhood in 45 tonne military tank

God loves a trier.

23/06/2019

WATCH: Aussie cop stops his own interview to tackle (level) fleeing bloke

Not in my interview, mate.

20/06/2019

Bloke experiences 9-day erection after intrusive scooter accident damages gooch

As if falling off a scooter wasn't bad enough...

17/06/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Amberley

Get this in your earholes, Amberley!

14/06/2019

Jay tells Dunc the real reason why he hasn't accepted Dunc's FB friend request

It's been 6 months since Dunc sent out the request...

14/06/2019

Mad dog does five lines of cocaine, has a 40-minute wank in pub garden, gets arrested

This is one loosest benders we've ever heard of

13/06/2019

Dunc's old man's cracker conversation makes our Betoota news

Rene is back at it again.

12/06/2019

Cheap wedding rings and healthy lifestyle chat with our resident GC - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Our resident GC is back with Qs to your As!

12/06/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Waimate

It's the Poo Towns factory on Rock Drive at the moment, Jeremy is pumping them out.

11/06/2019

Jim comes clean after blowing out on the roads in an Edge car

They're not happy mate.

11/06/2019

How Jim found out Dunc has been stalking Kylie Jenner on the gram

Dunc you dirty dog.

10/06/2019

Over-controlling wife's list of strict rules on what her husband can't do on a stag-do goes viral

Enjoy the stag mate!

10/06/2019

This is how Dunc mentally prepares for State of Origin

The level of concern on Dunc's face though.

07/06/2019

WATCH: This twisted helicopter rescue has the internet in stitches

Your laughing too - and you should feel bad...

07/06/2019

Jim cooks a Westside Wedding cake

This wasn't a good call.

05/06/2019

WATCH: The greatest Origin tackle of all time? Remembering Tallis' 'rag doll' defense

Is this the GOAT defensive play?

05/06/2019

WATCH: Bloke heroically fends off robber in underwear, armed with a didgeridoo & torch

"Out there in all me glory - I did notice I run faster naked."

05/06/2019

Cricket fans perfectly troll Australian cheats with sandpaper costumes

TOO GOOD

04/06/2019

Jay and Dunc gift away our Westside Wedding

Gearing up for the ultimate Westie wedding.

29/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Napier

Another belter from Producer Jeremy

28/05/2019

Women strained herself so bad on the bog that she lost 10 years of memories

That must have been quite the load

28/05/2019

Roger Farrelly agrees to be the wedding singer for the Westside Wedding

This wedding could be a disaster...

27/05/2019

This dude got his dick stuck in a drainpipe and had to get it sawn off

F**king NOPE.

25/05/2019

Jim puts it all on the line against one of NZ's best poker players

Some real punishing poker played here..

24/05/2019

Bloke wakes from bender to find his penis was chopped off

Holy hecka this is grim

23/05/2019

Jim was busy with his karaoke machine and was belting out Sweet Caroline

Are we actually paying him for this?

21/05/2019

Duncs done the hard yards, and found out Rats love being tickled

The more you know aye

20/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Mount Maunganui

Another cracker for the nation this time we went for the mount!

20/05/2019

WATCH: Southland farmer swaps tractor to paddock bash a jetski after floods

The most unlikely paddock bash vehicle.

20/05/2019

KISS now make Crocs for all those part-time gardeners, full-time rockers

Why did anyone think these were a good idea?

18/05/2019

Game of Thrones vs. Metallica: Watch Dany go nuts to 'For Whom the Bell Tolls'

It fits amazingly well.

18/05/2019

WATCH: Bloke somehow managed to weld his head to a railing in epic workplace fail

And our welder of the week goes to...

16/05/2019

Investigation into pilot that drew a massive sky penis finds the boys were just having a laugh

"Draw a giant penis. That would be awesome"

16/05/2019

Jay and Dunc randomly pick Jim's next diet

Jim is on struggle street. Give the man some meat.

15/05/2019

WATCH: 92-year-old battler drives mobility scooter on 100km/h motorway & tells motorist to "F**k off"

When you've run out of f**ks to give...

15/05/2019

Jim will never watch Game of Thrones - here's 7 reasons why

He actually makes some half decent points here..

14/05/2019

Bloke arrested after eating free KFC for a year by saying he's from head office, checking quality

Finger lickin' fraud

14/05/2019

Bloke buys a tarantula to make sure "nagging" mother-in-law never comes back

"Worked like a charm"

14/05/2019

Johnny Kay explains the difference between a gift and what's yours

Dunc decided it was easier to just part ways with a $1200 washing machine than continue to deal with an ex.

13/05/2019

Bloke used Female Snapchat filter on Tinder and got more than 1600 matches

Yeah..that's a man..

13/05/2019

Penis enlargement surgery 'should almost never be done' & 'wrong on every level' - study

Just be happy with what your packing, lads.

13/05/2019

Train driver caught watching porn on the job.. and through the train's loudspeaker

Come on mate. Shouldn't you be looking at the tracks?

13/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Brisbane

We've gone international!

09/05/2019

This renegade pigeon broke the limit, triggered a speed camera & faces a $42 fine

'Whether the speedy bird wants to pay the €25 fine, and above all how, remains an open question."

09/05/2019

Producer Honeybone finally gets one back over Jim

It's been over a year since Jim stitched him up on his internship.

08/05/2019

Chinese blogger tries to eat live octopus - ends up getting her face "disfigured"

Safe to say the octopus was having NONE of it...

08/05/2019

Justin Marshall hates The Rock after Producer Jeremy made this parody

Hopefully the last 6 years have healed the wound

07/05/2019

Jim thinks that Paul McCartney and Brad the boss are robots

Someone bring him a tin foil hat

07/05/2019

Fans found a bloody Starbucks coffee cup in new Game of Thrones episode

The one cup set twitter alight...

07/05/2019

Facialist reckons a 'sperm mask' is the key to perfect skin

"Yes, you heard right!"

07/05/2019

Jay managed to snag a coffee machine worth thousands for $100

What a steal!

06/05/2019

Jim finally gets a quiz right live on air

Even though technically he got all of these answers wrong..

06/05/2019

Australian rangers have found a bloody three-eyed snake

There Aussie goes again with making us never want to f***ing visit.

05/05/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Motueka

Aaaaaay, Motueka!

03/05/2019

Jim hides in cubicle and starts convos with workmates for his new segment 'Toilet Talkback'

Broadcasting from the men's toilets at Mediaworks HQ.

03/05/2019

WATCH: The drive team react to ruthless online comments towards cross-eyed UK thief

Dunc found this absolute gem on the world wide web.

01/05/2019

Resident GC Ordinary Dr. Phil is back with A's to your Q's

He's got your back mate.

01/05/2019

WATCH: UK cop caught playing on trampoline.. during a damn drug bust

That was a pretty sweet flip though...

01/05/2019

Jim wins $300 gambling with callers live on air

Desperate times call for desperate measures right?

30/04/2019

WATCH: 'Big Ben' battler gets bogged at London Marathon finish-line but still sets world record

Commitment to the gag is off the charts.

30/04/2019

Jay filled his new diesel Ranger with petrol

What. a. winner.

29/04/2019

Jay & Dunc spend $400 on Body Lotion for Producer Jeremy's birthday

Was this necessary? Yes, yes it was.

29/04/2019

'Rage Yoga' is here to get you fitter by swearing, shouting and drinking beer

You had us at beer

29/04/2019

Fans mercilessly beat bloke outside cinema for shouting Avengers Endgame spoilers

Jim, is that you??

29/04/2019

Bloke drops 20kgs after sinking nothing but beersies for 46 days straight

Two to five beers a day can keep the kilos away.

26/04/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Taupo

Hands down the best white rapper we know.

24/04/2019

WATCH: Easter Bunny hops into fight after seeing a women get punched

The crowd cheered, "Go Easter Bunny, go!"

24/04/2019

Brits will have to identify themselves before watching porn online

18/04/2019

WATCH: Hilarious aftermath of steamed Scottish bloke waking up in the wrong house

"The taxi left and I came into the wrong house."

17/04/2019

KFC's Colonel Sanders is now a Instagram hipster and we're bloody confused

WHY!?!?

16/04/2019

Men with beards carry more germs than dogs - study

It's actually A LOT more than dogs

15/04/2019

Bloke sues parents for $130k after they destroyed his 'extensive' porn collection

Not the wank bank!

15/04/2019

'Inquiries are flocking in': Kiwis hilarious reactions to a sheep advertised as ride on lawn mower on Trade Me

You won't believe how high bids are going...

11/04/2019