KFC now have automatic 'food trucks' and we want them in NZ

The best thing to come from social distancing rules.

Taiwan teen woken from 62-day coma by the words....... 'chicken fillet'

What a legend!

WATCH: Tyson Fury hits punching bag so hard that the ceiling collapses

Full beast mode.

Jack Black hilariously does the WAP dance challenge in a pair a tight red budgie smugglers

Absolutely disgusting. We love it.

Pope Francis caught liking model's raunchy photo on Instagram

"My mum may hate my ass pics but the Pope be double-tapping."

Woman cooks steak in toaster and people aren't happy about it

FFS.

WATCH: One of the Greatest golf shots EVER!

What a shot!

Someone bought loser.com just to link you to Donald Trumps' Wiki page

It's not the only URL that's been set up to mock Donny, yourefired.com will also take you to President Trumps' Twitter.

WATCH: Self-Driving race car crashes off the line in it's first ever live showcase

Didn't even make it past the start line!

WATCH: Bloke puts together epic Halloween light show to the tune of 'Enter Sandman'

Worth it.

Dave Grohl overcomes his caffeine addiction in hilarious spoof ‘FreshPotix’ ad

10 years on and still jonesing for a coffee fix.

Jay and Dunc rip into Web Producer Jack

For no real reason to be fair.

WATCH: Giant inflatable Borat statue floats down the River Thames in London

Very niceeee.

Jay & Dunc give a South African accent a go

Pretty bad from both of the boys here..

Top US news personality suspended for masturbating in company Zoom meeting

"I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera."

WATCH: Paddy Gower's 'really good election night' supercut

We want whatever he had that night.

Jay would do anything for his company..

Questionable here mate..

Aussie bloke feels something tickling his ear, turns out to be a huntsman spider

Yeah nah.

Rog ditches his new flat in a Helicopter

And he stayed at his mum's place 🤣🤣

Rog joins 'The Zoo' in the Mount

Check out how 'Flatting with Farrelly went down'..

WATCH: Domino's delivery driver caught rubbing ice cream container on crotch before handing over food

The driver is now under investigation.

WATCH: Drunk Cu%*t screams Queens Bohemian Rhapsody in the back of a Police Car

Not too bad actually

The trailer and release date for Borat 2 are here

Very nice.

This bloke hired an escort and she turned out to be his best mate's mum

And he still hasn't told his mate.

The Denver Broncos filled their stadium with South Park character cut outs

The fans loved it.

Poo Towns - Paihia

Paihia you're up!

Producer Jeremy is one crook individual

A real insight into how the show works..

Jay and his giant lid

We decided to blow it up and throw it on our giant screens

Factory caught washing, recycling and re-selling thousands of used condoms

Yeah, nah.

This bloke pulled a 17ft long 'alien' tapeworm out his bum

Yikes.

Poo Towns - Akaroa

Get around this one!

Poo Towns - Geraldine

For all those asking for this belter!

An MP in Thailand was caught looking at porn on his phone in parliament

The MP was looking at the images for about ten minutes.

Paddy G on the latest episode of Patrick Gower: On Weed

Always great to catch up with this legend.

Bryce turned into a horse boy to impress singer Beth Campbell back in the day

Saddle Club Casey.

Brad the Boss is back Doot Dooing

Poo Towns - Havelock North

How goooood.

DJ Dunc loves playing tunes at the footy

Throwing it dddddown!

Groom Takes Laptop To Wedding And Plays Football Manager

Worth it!

Sign language interpreter translates when someone shouts "f**k you" at mayor

So good.

Thirteen of the Queen's guards jailed for attending drug-fuelled party during lockdown

WATCH: Tony Hawk Skates The Warehouse Level From ‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater’ In Real Life

Nostalgia activated

This bloke had to have surgery after shoving a beer glass up his bum

Yep, you read that headline right.

Mad Butcher "baffled" by fake advertisement on PornHub

"She really loves her meat!"

Woman opens plane door for a 'bit of fresh air'

*Don't try this*

We wrote Brad the Boss his very own song

He's had a brad day

Brad the Boss is having an awful day

Do you think some motivational chat would help?

Steve wants to cross the Cook Strait on the back of a Hilux

This would be a great nudge.

James Hetfield has venomous species of Snake named after him

Atheris hetfield....Cool!

Poo Towns - Twizel

For the people in the Mackenzie District!

Jeremy's song about Dunc's made up mate

This one's for 'no bumhole noel'.

Aussie bloke caught on CCTV video showering naked in car wash

The staff saw the funny side of it & shared the video to Facebook.

Jay has a ripper for 'take my money'

Worth the money we say!

Kiwis hiliariously respond to overseas criticism of lockdown with #NZHellHole posts

THIS PLACE IS A PRISON

Poo Towns - Havelock

Here you go Havelock it's your very own #PooTowns track!

Jack Goodhue says goodbye to his mullet

You will be missed

Pissed-off Australian bloke goes on a rampage in his bobcat because of neighbour's noisy party

Strayaaaaaaaa

12-year-old Dunedin kid steals bus and wipes out cars in 20km joyride

The little rascal even jumped on a motorway.

Dunc was a honorary Girl Scout as a kid

He was also swooped by Magpies at a meeting..

Caller Steve joins the Mad Dog Club with a wild story involving 54 stitches on his face

"Bugger off, don't touch me bloody face!"

North Canterbury club rugby coach's f- and c-bomb loaded pre-game speech goes viral

If this doesn't rark you up, we don't know what will.

Husband discovers wife is having an affair by spotting her in the act on Google Maps

Busted.

Young Hamilton fella is selling a bag of "COVID free air" on TradeMe, and it's over $100,000 already

The cheeky little smartarse.

Mia Khalifa Is Auctioning Off her "Glasses" To Raise Funds For Beirut

Get your bidding pants on boys

Poo Towns - Westport

A ripper for Westport!

Man left with a three month boner after nose job goes wrong

After a butched nose job, this guy was left with priapsim, A.K.A, a persistent and painful erection.

If 2020 couldn't get any stranger, Steve-O is currently duct-taped to a billboard in L.A

Well, Steve-O hasn't changed much.

Victoria Bitter launch limited edition aftershave

Get around it

Jay got a breast reduction at a vet clinic

Dunc's reaction says it all..

The Buzzy Kiwi talks us through what NZ could look like if cannabis is legalised

He even came off his scooter on the way in!

Poo Towns - Whitianga

On your Whitiangaaa-cation.

Naked German man goes viral chasing after wild boar who stole his laptop

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Old lady hears band playing AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell', ditches her walker to dance and rock out

How. Good.

Does sticking a finger in a dog's bum stop them from fighting?

Jay's mate found out the answer the hard way 😂

This bloke's had a penis growing on his forearm for FOUR YEARS due to delays after it "fell off"

Think you got problems?

Poo Towns - Haast

This one had us in stitches.

Dunc is having some real underwear issues

Anyone one else having these issues with their jocks?

Jay's farming chat

Seeing as Jay's back from 2 days on a farm, we've decided he's our new resident expert.

WATCH: Bloke sprints from house naked after he thought his niece was abducted in a van

Not all hero’s wear capes. Sometimes they don’t wear anything

KFC Crocs sold out within half an hour, and are being re-sold for hundreds of dollars

Die hard KFC fans aren't happy.

A bloke's crowdfunding for a socially distanced strap-on dildo he designed

Ouch.

Hungry Knife-Wielding Lunatic Threatened To 'Cut' Takeaway Staff for Free Chips

The state of the guy!

WATCH: Blues hooker bins Powerade during post-match interview

"Should I boof it?"

WATCH: Man sets up fake Chewbacca roar contest to get revenge on ex

Salty.

Bloke steals 3-foot dildo named Moby and he's still at large

This bloke's in for a good time.

What's the weirdest pet you've ever owned?

This one's pretty out there..

Police find hundreds of coffee beans stuffed with cocaine in Italy

Way to 'blow' your cover

Bloke swims into his sunken van to rescue his pack of ciggies

Ciggies are expensive these days.

Comedian tricks Carole Baskin into giving Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville video shout out

Not really who you want a shoutout from...

Ever wondered how Rog was created? Let Mulls show you

Shockingly accurate.

Man arrested after biting seagull that tried to steal his McDonald's

It's not that serious mate.

Poo Towns - All of NZ

The big 100!

Dad's loss to young son in arm wrestling leads to an 8-hour armed standoff with Police

Turns out Web Producer Jack is terrified of chickens

Anyone you know have any weird fears?

Drunk local Aussie bloke armed with a can of VB crashes TV interview to slam Victoria's lockdown

"Sir, I don't give a fuck" - what an absolute legend.

Oamaru woman goes on drunken rampage after deleting 4 litres of Scrumpy

How many hands does this woman have?

WATCH: Man downs 11am Jägerbomb live on the news

No time to waste.

COVID-19 gives dude a four-hour erection

Poor guy! 🤔

Poo Towns - Tauranga

Here we go ladies & gents.

WATCH: Rog tests his new reality TV show "Big Dog Brother" with the office girls

Look out, ladies.