Jay debuts his new 'Jonah' cut

Get a look at this.

11 hours ago

Poo Towns - Temuka

Get around it!

29/05/2020

WATCH: 103 year old woman celebrates beating coronavirus by downing a beer

Even at the age of 103, she overcame corona like a boss.

29/05/2020

Dunc calls out his old man

Then Jay hits the panic button, gee this was good.

28/05/2020

How did we forget that Rog was in OK Go's 'Here It Goes Again' music video!?

How did we miss that?

28/05/2020

Beaudy Barrett challenges The Rumble to the Bronco test

Yeah good luck with that fellas.

28/05/2020

Man with jandal fetish gets arrested after stealing over 100 pairs and making love to them

Wtf?

27/05/2020

Caller Sharne chomped down a couple ciggies straight after giving birth

What a machine.

27/05/2020

Dunc is gutted his favourite car is no longer in production..

A moment of silence for the Barina 🚗

26/05/2020

Dunc talks about the time he made a 'monster chicken'

Very different times 🤣

26/05/2020

Marcus from Blindspott talks new music

We are fizzed for this!

26/05/2020

Three kids hospitalised after letting a black widow bite them to become Spider-Men

Instead of developing powers, they developed symptoms.

26/05/2020

WATCH: Crane operator ruins London lads sunbathing attempt

You can hear the crane driver cracking himself up.

26/05/2020

Caller Dicko throws his dirty gran under the bus!

Looks like gran's been "around" the rest home lately.

25/05/2020

What happened to your budgie?

Some of the most crook stories we've heard.

25/05/2020

Poo Towns - Tairua

Number 94 ladies and gents!

22/05/2020

Dunc teaches Money Laundering

Should you be saying this on air mate?

20/05/2020

You can now buy a jacuzzi for your balls

Yep, it's actually a thing.

20/05/2020

WATCH: People are doing "Bunnings Burnouts" in a new viral video craze

People have been filming themselves doing burnouts in Bunnings carparks.

19/05/2020

Korean soccer club apologizes for filling stadium with sex dolls

As sports games are slowly starting to pick up again, some stadiums are attempting to replicate that pre-pandemic crowd feel.

19/05/2020

Putting your name down at the rippers during level 2

Loose moose knuckles has some points to rip through.

15/05/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Papamoa

Getting closer to that centruy.. it's number 93!

14/05/2020

Jason Kerrison talks about the early days of Opshop

Even the time they had to open for themselves to cut costs..

13/05/2020

Feedback Line: Blindspott

Mulls goes through your trash comments.

11/05/2020

K-Hole has been in Bryce's bubble with his wife Sharyn..

He's even been teaching Tyson the alphabet.

11/05/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Lincoln

Duncan Heyde's old stomping ground 😂😂

11/05/2020

Learn to play Skinny Hobo's 'The Merchant of Tirau' in the #RockRiffChallenge

Video yourself and let us know how you get on 🤘

Ray Warren weighs in on the North V South idea

He's called 93 State of Origin games and let's us know what it'll take to get this off the ground properly

06/05/2020

Dunc tells his famous yarn of when his mate tried to steal a load of bread

He brought this on himself..

06/05/2020

5 year old boy steals his mum's car after she refused to buy him a Lamborghini

This is one scary yet impressive kid.

06/05/2020

Jarrad Hoeata talks us through the last N v S dust up

Another one keen on Dunc's Island of Origin idea.

04/05/2020

Rog's Stuff Ups Montage

And it's only May... 🤦‍♂️

04/05/2020

Carole Baskin got pranked by YouTuber to give first interview since 'Tiger King'

Trust nobody Carol..

04/05/2020

We ALL know an Ollie...

You're the man Ollie 😂

02/05/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Kaiapoi

Number 91! Getting closer to the big 100..

01/05/2020

Making hash cookies at home could soon be allowed if the recreational cannabis legislation is passed

We suspect you will read this article.

01/05/2020

Strip Club in Oregon creates drive-thru experience during COVID-19 lockdown

"People are super stoked."

30/04/2020

Why Matt Jordan will knock your f**king block off

PSA: Do not tag Matt in the 5k run challenge.

29/04/2020

WATCH: The cast of 'Outrageous Fortune' share a lock down message to kiwis

"Stay the F*** at home"

28/04/2020

Rog already stuffing up 2020 and it's only April

Shot, big dog.

24/04/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle tries to flirt with Newsreader Mel

If you can even call this filthy chat 'flirting' 😂

24/04/2020

Man had porn on his laptop while working from home, colleague sees and emails him

Luckily his colleague is a GC.

23/04/2020

The COVID-19 Asshole Parody

Anyone know one of these clowns?

22/04/2020

Bryce's Rebel Sport Fail

Don't quite your day job Bryce mate.

21/04/2020

WATCH: TV reporter accidentally shows naked man in shower during live segment at home

You had one job Melinda 🤦‍♂️

21/04/2020

WATCH: Forklift driver falls asleep at the wheel, causing thousands of dollars worth of stock to fall

Lucky escape.

21/04/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Wellington

Number 89!

21/04/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle gives advice on going into level 3 of lock down

Some more profound advice from the Moose.

20/04/2020

Research Ryan: If the Rumble were sex toys

Definitely his best yet.

20/04/2020

The Tinder Isolation Experiment

Catch up on how Rachel & Keiran are doing.

17/04/2020

Matt Jordan deletes piss like a madman

One glass - gone in 2 secs.

17/04/2020

Rog is on TikTok again... and we think he's wearing women's jeans

Looks like The Big Dog has a new hobby.

17/04/2020

WATCH: Puddle of Mudd completely butcher Nirvana's 'About A Girl'

Weow...

17/04/2020

Rog sounding like he's having a big old O for a whole minute

Thought we'd dig up this ol' chestnut from 2015.

17/04/2020

Jay & Dunc catch up with internet sensation Nat's What I Reckon

Need a couple of cooking pointers? This is your guy.

16/04/2020

A 64 year old man accidentally ejects himself out of fighter jet

Premature ejaculation at its finest.

16/04/2020

Caller Tracey knows exactly how to get rid of scammers

Absolute gold.

16/04/2020

This bloke's ex wrote him an apology letter, and he sent it back graded and critiqued

He gave her a D-

16/04/2020

Tinder Isolation - Episode 3

We finally get to see Rachel and find out how she's getting on. Are there starting to be some feelings involved?

15/04/2020

Ben Brown talks us through catching 91 Marlin over 4 days

Check out Built to Fish TV

15/04/2020

Rog is dancing again... and this time, it's on TikTok

We don't know what to think of this.

15/04/2020

WATCH: Joseph Parker re-created the car scene from the movie 'Step Brothers'

Starring as nearly every character.

15/04/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Coromandel

Honestly, we've lost count now..

14/04/2020

WATCH: Eric from Westside made a tribute rap for Ashley Bloomfield

"The man. The legend. A true Kiwi hero. This track is for you brother. "

14/04/2020

Mulls and Bryce were not buying Rog's plane yarn

They weren't buying any of Rog's sharn.

14/04/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Hokitika

It's his best yet!

09/04/2020

Couple forced to take down 'Honk if you hate that b*tch Carole Baskin' sign

It was all shits and gigs until the police got involved.

09/04/2020

Jägermeister Is Selling Limited Edition Jäger Bath Bombs

This takes Jägerbombs to a different level.

09/04/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle's Easter Egg Hunt tip

Warning: this might scare the kids away

08/04/2020

One in 10 people who use their phone while on the toilet end up masturbating, study finds

Noice.

08/04/2020

Dunc 'Rick Rolls' himself

This may be the best thing that Jay & Dunc have ever done. No shit.

07/04/2020

WATCH: Wendy Petrie accidentally said "put your c*cks back" live on 1 News

Too funny.

07/04/2020

UK lad caught with rucksack of weed told police he was "buying in bulk due to lockdown"

Bugger.

06/04/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle is NOT happy with some people

Just when you though The Moose's chat couldn't get any grubbier..

03/04/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Paeroa

He's back again, and it's another cracker.

03/04/2020

Wellington lad turns himself into a 'cam girl' after losing work due to COVID-19

That's one way to make money in self-iso...

03/04/2020

Newsreader Mel and Bryce dreamed about each other on the same night

Weird.

03/04/2020

Aussie bloke spends his COVID-19 government support money on eight cases of VB

That's one way to spend a good chunk of your $750.

03/04/2020

Sharyn Casey admits Bryce dumped her once

But he changed his mind and came crawling back to her.

02/04/2020

Tinder Isolation - Episode 1

Meet our lovely new friends Keiran & Rachel. They've decided to move in with one another for the duration of the entire lock down.

02/04/2020

Guy changes all his Tinder photos to raunchy toilet paper snaps

That's one way to try impress the ladies.

02/04/2020

WATCH: Some classic April Fools Day stitch ups we've done over the years

We're awful people.

01/04/2020

Officials are telling stoners to ease up on the weed during lock down

Scientists are saying the health risks are significant if you're smoking the cheese regularly.

01/04/2020

Dunc needs your help to find his wallet

This does your head in..

31/03/2020

The COVID-19 Beard Olympics

Let the games begin.

30/03/2020

K-Hole has returned to give some lock in advice

He's back!!

30/03/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Picton

Get around this Pictonians!

27/03/2020

Mel gives Rog's '0-900 Rogered' sex line a crack

No pun intended.

27/03/2020

There's a coronavirus parody song to the tune of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

A little laugh to keep you sane during lockdown.

27/03/2020

Rog spits a sharn about buying his wife gin before lockdown

It's gonna be a long 4 weeks (at least) listening to Rog's sharns from home...

25/03/2020

WATCH: Andrew Mulligan a.k.a Beyoncé Mulls drops "Single Ladies" music video

The moose is loose.

25/03/2020

Here's how Mully Moose Knuckle is dealing with self-isolation

"Put ya phone in one hand, and your gear in the other"

24/03/2020

Divorce rates in China have spiked after couples spend too much time together in isolation

Yikes.

20/03/2020

Listen: Uni lecturer catches a student getting a handjob mid lecture

Geez, keep ya hands to yourself.

19/03/2020

Rog and Mulls butcher Bryce's old school report

Turns out Bryce was one weird kid.

19/03/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle gives advice on self-isolation

And as always, he's not holding back.

18/03/2020

Rog and Mulls find out Bryce ordered himself some beads

Busted.

18/03/2020

WATCH: Aussie bloke told TV crew he's gonna "punch some cones" during isolation

The hero we need right now.

17/03/2020

Bryce gets crushed by two kids for having no hair

Did Bryce just get bullied by not one, but two kids?

17/03/2020

Dunc talks hair! Or lack thereof...

Dunc tells Jay about the guy from Aqua's hair.

16/03/2020