The COVID-19 Beard Olympics

Let the games begin.

4 hours ago

K-Hole has returned to give some lock in advice

He's back!!

6 hours ago

Mel gives Rog's '0-900 Rogered' sex line a crack

No pun intended.

27/03/2020

There's a coronavirus parody song to the tune of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

A little laugh to keep you sane during lockdown.

27/03/2020

Rog spits a sharn about buying his wife gin before lockdown

It's gonna be a long 4 weeks (at least) listening to Rog's sharns from home...

25/03/2020

WATCH: Andrew Mulligan a.k.a BeyoncΓ© Mulls drops "Single Ladies" music video

The moose is loose.

25/03/2020

Here's how Mully Moose Knuckle is dealing with self-isolation

"Put ya phone in one hand, and your gear in the other"

24/03/2020

Divorce rates in China have spiked after couples spend too much time together in isolation

Yikes.

20/03/2020

Listen: Uni lecturer catches a student getting a handjob mid lecture

Geez, keep ya hands to yourself.

19/03/2020

Rog and Mulls butcher Bryce's old school report

Turns out Bryce was one weird kid.

19/03/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle gives advice on self-isolation

And as always, he's not holding back.

18/03/2020

Rog and Mulls find out Bryce ordered himself some beads

Busted.

18/03/2020

WATCH: Aussie bloke told TV crew he's gonna "punch some cones" during isolation

The hero we need right now.

17/03/2020

Bryce gets crushed by two kids for having no hair

Did Bryce just get bullied by not one, but two kids?

17/03/2020

Dunc talks hair! Or lack thereof...

Dunc tells Jay about the guy from Aqua's hair.

16/03/2020

Leaked footage shows WWE Stars stopped wrestling during the ad breaks

The arena was empty because of coronavirus precautions, and they thought no one would notice.

16/03/2020

Jay Reeve can't sleep with his wife for 2 weeks due to Covid-19 quarantine rule

Mate. 14 days of no sex...

16/03/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Rolleston

Jeremy, Jay, and Dunc with Poo Towns of NZ, Rolleston.

13/03/2020

NBA player Rudy Gobert has coronavirus, two days after 'jokingly' touching reporters' mics

It's caused the NBA to suspend its season.

12/03/2020

There's a new dating website for men with small penises, and women who like them

Your only requirement to join is that ya dong is under 14 centimeters when erect.

12/03/2020

There's a new dating website for men with small penises, and women who like them

Your only requirement to join is that ya dong is under 14 centimeters when erect.

12/03/2020

How much for you to fight Mark Hunt?

Dunc asks Jay how much money it would take him to fight Mark Hunt.

11/03/2020

This coffee will make your d go erect and Rog wants to try it out

It's called Stiff Bull herbal coffee and it's from Malaysia.

11/03/2020

British lad wins World's Best Mullet at the annual Mulletfest

Not behd, good size.

10/03/2020

The French government seriously just issued a statement saying cocaine will not cure coronavirus

This is a 100% legit news story.

10/03/2020

The Chats release new music video, featuring the iconic 'succulent Chinese meal' man

"and you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp p*nis?"

09/03/2020

People are now making and watching coronavirus-themed porn

There are over 100 videos online of it.

05/03/2020

WATCH: US lad thinks Patty Gower's kiwi accent is him speaking Spanish

This is both funny and awkward to watch.

05/03/2020

Mulls throws it back with his absolute favourite bangers from '97

Radiohead, Blur...with a bit of Celine Dion and Mariah Carey.

05/03/2020

Producer Jeremy's Corona Virus Parody

He's back at it again.

04/03/2020

Dunc gets roasted by people on the internet

A few real good nudges here.

04/03/2020

The Big Dog cutting shapes to 'Here comes the hotstepper'

Not bad, Rog.

04/03/2020

Mully Moose Knuckle answers some of your questions

The Moose is loose!

04/03/2020

Is this the best trivia answer ever?

Clearly not a Star Wars guy..

03/03/2020

Bloke unlocks his smart phone with severed thumb after cutting it off in circular saw accident

What the hell did we just watch?

03/03/2020

We chatted to Pacey, the legend who followed a tourist that shat on his mates lawn

The German tourist was fined $400 and had to pick up his shit.

03/03/2020

Feedback Line: Auckland Lotto Winners

People are starting to think the Lotto is rigged except for Aucklanders.

02/03/2020

Mulls dropped the C bomb on air and shit got weird after that

We don't even know what to say about this video...

02/03/2020

Caller Sarah is a national treasure

One ripper of a break with this caller.

28/02/2020

Driving an expensive car means you're a bit of a dick, researchers find

Mulls already hates Audi drivers, this will make him hate them even more..

27/02/2020

Bryce and Mulls can't believe Rog helped someone trailer their boat

There's no way...

27/02/2020

Shock Jock Mulls talks about Rog's "white magic"

Wait for it...

27/02/2020

Rog had hemorrhoids and we definitely didn't need to know that

Jeeez.

26/02/2020

Research Ryan: If The Rumble were vape flavours, what would they be?

Menthol Mulligans, Bomb fire Bryces, or Roll your own Rogs anyone?

25/02/2020

Bryce fat shaming his colleagues

Rude.

25/02/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Katikati

This one's for the big dog!

24/02/2020

Honest Day's "Work"

"working hard" but really just hardly working.

24/02/2020

Mulls tries to give away the no repeat workday 3 times

Mulls goes rogue.

21/02/2020

Bryce will still be knocking boots at 60 years old

Dang. His poor wife Sharyn can't even take a break.

20/02/2020

Bryce does not want to talk about Jay and Dunc's micro penis

Nahh..

19/02/2020

One in 30 people poo in the shower, study shows

You've gotta be shitting me.

18/02/2020

Dan Hooker's new finishing move

Just a wee yarn with the ledg before his next fight.

18/02/2020

Tyson Fury has been "eating p*ssy" to prepare for Deontay Wilder rematch

The heavyweight has some interesting preparation methods.

17/02/2020

Feedback Line - Boomers aren't happy Snifters have changed their recipe

Mulls goes through unsolicited feedback on the new Pascall snifters lumps.

17/02/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Darfield

Get this in your ear-holes Darfield.

14/02/2020

Part 2: Ridiculous Quick Cashie callers

One caller asked for a couple of hundy for a push-up bra.

14/02/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Taihape

It's his best yet!

13/02/2020

Dunc trolls Jay about his secret brownie recipe

No so bloody secret anymore 🀣

13/02/2020

Caller sees ex at a swingers party in Blenheim

This is just...sad.

13/02/2020

Aussie kid caught eating flies on live TV interview

Aussies aye.

13/02/2020

What's Brad the Boss doot dooting is back

Best. Segment. Ever.

12/02/2020

Hype-Man Bryce sucks up to NZ Breakers' Finn Delany

'Let's go Finn Diesel!!!' he said...

12/02/2020

Jay's uncle's cat caught chlamydia

This is a true story..

11/02/2020

WATCH: A stripper fell off a 4 meter poll, broke her jaw & kept twerking

She broke her jaw, teeth and sprained her ankle.

11/02/2020

Rog fishing for callers got real awkward

*croo-croo*

11/02/2020

Jay goes mad dog and smashes a plate for no reason

Do you just do anything Dunc tells you to?

10/02/2020

Research Ryan: What Oscars would Rog, Bryce and Mulls be nominated for?

This could easily be THE worst awards ceremony ever.

10/02/2020

WATCH: Video of naked bloke walking around West Auckland goes viral

The shit you see out West...

10/02/2020

Man arrested for smoking weed while in court for smoking weed

This stoner has some big balls.

06/02/2020

Single lad made a billboard of himself asking for a date, now has nearly 2000 applications

He spent over $800 on the billboard.

05/02/2020

Jay has just figured out that his wife is a crazy cat lady

Big. Red. Flags.

05/02/2020

We play what's Brad 'Doot Dooing' for first the first time

And it did not dissapoint.

04/02/2020

Jimmy Kimmel interviews a stoner after his first visit to a legal weed dispensary

It went exactly how you expected it to.

04/02/2020

Rog thinks he is Shakira at the Superbowl

Waka! Waka! Waka!

04/02/2020

Student expelled for playing Pornhub's theme song at school talent show

How to make yourself a high school legend.

04/02/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Waiuku

Really getting through them now! Here's #78

03/02/2020

YouTuber pranks notorious far-right personality Katie Hopkins into accepting fake 'C*NT' award

She flew 26,000 kms for a fake award, spelling out c*nt.

03/02/2020

Ridiculous 'Quick Cashie' callers

Here's a montage of some of you crazy callers.

03/02/2020

Research Ryan - What sort of virus would Rog, Bryce and Mulls be?

The boys as common viruses and some proper roasting to cap off your Friday.

31/01/2020

Rog is a Booty Hunter

Move over Dog the Bounty Hunter

30/01/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Raglan

Really adding to the Poo Towns collection now.

29/01/2020

Jay thinks everyone should take the 7th of Feb off

Did someone say national day off?

29/01/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Orewa

Another one to add to the list.

29/01/2020

Bryce is a fan of Ricky Martin's Livin' La Vida Loca mantra

...and Rog could learn a thing or two about it.

29/01/2020

The Chats taught our lawyer Johnny Kay what pingaz are

He loves a festival.

28/01/2020

John Day used to tug trees

Whatever you're into I guess...

28/01/2020

Mulls went on a rogue rampage

Rogue Mulls is back... and he isn't happy.

28/01/2020

Rog dipped his balls in soy sauce

Yup you read that right.

28/01/2020

Mulls has crossed the line reading these grubby texts

Mulls really said "straight in no kissing fellas" on air.

28/01/2020

Jay tries his first Big Mac in 20 years

What do you reckon he thought?

24/01/2020

Jay tests Dunc's new citronella dog collar

It works, just not very well πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

22/01/2020

Newsreader Mel squats the Big Dog

Newsreader Mel has some gains.

22/01/2020

Rog talks shit about Bryce's mirrors at home

This escalated pretty quick.

22/01/2020

Bloke gets caught cheating on his missus on kiss cam, immediately shits himself when he realises

You can see the moment he realise he done f**ked up.

22/01/2020

Two Hawkes Bay mates get matching tattoos of spot knives

Hawkes Bay? Makes sense.

21/01/2020

Rog 'Reverse-Cowgirl' Farrelly

In case Rog ends up as a UFC fighter, this would be his name.

20/01/2020

Poo Towns of NZ - Timaru

Back again for 2020 with this belter!

16/01/2020

Two weeks into 2020 and Dunc's already had the blowout of the year

Welcome to 2020 mate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15/01/2020

Tyson Fury says he masturbates 7 times a day to prepare for Deontay Wilder fight

That's rookie numbers in the Big Dog's eyes.

15/01/2020

Woman gets hit in the face by massive dildo, rips out her eyelashes

Aaaand this is why you don't bring dildos to the club.

14/01/2020