Poo Towns - Wainuiomata

Jeremy re-visited a classic this week.

Old lady hears band playing AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell', ditches her walker to dance and rock out

How. Good.

Does sticking a finger in a dog's bum stop them from fighting?

Jay's mate found out the answer the hard way 😂

This bloke's had a penis growing on his forearm for FOUR YEARS due to delays after it "fell off"

Think you got problems?

Poo Towns - Haast

This one had us in stitches.

Dunc is having some real underwear issues

Anyone one else having these issues with their jocks?

Jay's farming chat

Seeing as Jay's back from 2 days on a farm, we've decided he's our new resident expert.

WATCH: Bloke sprints from house naked after he thought his niece was abducted in a van

Not all hero’s wear capes. Sometimes they don’t wear anything

KFC Crocs sold out within half an hour, and are being re-sold for hundreds of dollars

Die hard KFC fans aren't happy.

A bloke's crowdfunding for a socially distanced strap-on dildo he designed

Ouch.

Hungry Knife-Wielding Lunatic Threatened To 'Cut' Takeaway Staff for Free Chips

The state of the guy!

WATCH: Blues hooker bins Powerade during post-match interview

"Should I boof it?"

WATCH: Man sets up fake Chewbacca roar contest to get revenge on ex

Salty.

Bloke steals 3-foot dildo named Moby and he's still at large

This bloke's in for a good time.

What's the weirdest pet you've ever owned?

This one's pretty out there..

Police find hundreds of coffee beans stuffed with cocaine in Italy

Way to 'blow' your cover

Bloke swims into his sunken van to rescue his pack of ciggies

Ciggies are expensive these days.

Comedian tricks Carole Baskin into giving Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville video shout out

Not really who you want a shoutout from...

Ever wondered how Rog was created? Let Mulls show you

Shockingly accurate.

Man arrested after biting seagull that tried to steal his McDonald's

It's not that serious mate.

Poo Towns - All of NZ

The big 100!

Dad's loss to young son in arm wrestling leads to an 8-hour armed standoff with Police

Turns out Web Producer Jack is terrified of chickens

Anyone you know have any weird fears?

Drunk local Aussie bloke armed with a can of VB crashes TV interview to slam Victoria's lockdown

"Sir, I don't give a fuck" - what an absolute legend.

Oamaru woman goes on drunken rampage after deleting 4 litres of Scrumpy

How many hands does this woman have?

WATCH: Man downs 11am Jägerbomb live on the news

No time to waste.

COVID-19 gives dude a four-hour erection

Poor guy! 🤔

Poo Towns - Tauranga

Here we go ladies & gents.

WATCH: Rog tests his new reality TV show "Big Dog Brother" with the office girls

Look out, ladies.

Dunc loves facebook marketplace

Anyone else had an experience like this?

New season of Beavis and Butt-Head Coming to Comedy Central

Time to get stupid!

Golfer lets rip a massive fart after first swing at PGA Golf Tournament

Another victim of the live mic.

WATCH: The first 3 brutal mins of 'The Boys' Season 2 has been released

YEAH THE BOYS

Australian teen heartbroken after being refused entry to pub for rocking a Mullet

Devastated!

Dunc finally finds a hat that fits Jays head

Get a look at this!

Poo Towns - Waitara

Feat. Brad the Boss 🤣🤣

Rog's really COOL katikati kid story

Wow. Real cool story Rog.

Art from down below

Dunc always has the most outrageous yarns 🤣

Rog won't even spend $6 for a bouquet of carnations for his wife

No surprises here.

WATCH: Dunc reacts to John Travolta as Forrest Gump

This is unreal..

The hilarious texts from Bryce's stoned mate who watched a 2013 Chiefs replay thinking it was live

"You're watching 2013 ya pissed c**t"

Footage of two lads launching their Ford Ranger and Land Cruiser over sand dunes goes viral

How good.

Jay explains how Mike Tyson lost his fortune

$300 million later..

The trailer for Will Ferrell's new Netflix comedy looks utterly ridiculous

Don't believe us? It's called "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga".

Poo Towns - Te Aroha

Number 97!

Dunc tries to give Izzy Dagg fitness advice

Duncan Heyde the exercise expert.

Twitter is roasting people who are complaining that RATM are being political

"What do you think they were raging against - the dishwasher?"

This blokes turtle was accidentally returned to him after 10 years

What are the chances?

MP Judith Collins fails to mute her mic and drops a "for f**ks sake" during Zoom committee meeting

The most relatable she's probably ever been.

Watch the new most excellent teaser trailer for "Bill & Ted Face The Music"

Be excellent, and party on dudes.

Dean Lonergan is now pushing for Fury V Wilder in NZ

The boys gave him the idea on the show yesterday!

Poo Towns - Whangamata

Keep 'em coming Producer Jeremy!

Tom Morello owns dickhead Instagram troll who questioned his political knowledge

First rule of trolling - know your enemy.

Bloke who required surgery to remove fish up his bum claims he "sat on it by accident"

Ok mate.

Dean Lonergan reckons they can get Fury V Wilder to happen in Oz

This would be outrageous!

Bloke interrupts Aussie PM Scott Morrison's press conference to tell him to get off his newly reseeded lawn

Vintage 'Straya.

Mulls gets denied by Milky Bar Man

Ouch.

Fake 'Black Mirror'-style ad says season 6 is showing now as reality

Is it a joke....if it feels like it's true?

Pesty Rog was eavesdropping on the gals

What a creeper.

Jay debuts his new 'Jonah' cut

Get a look at this.

Poo Towns - Temuka

Get around it!

WATCH: 103 year old woman celebrates beating coronavirus by downing a beer

Even at the age of 103, she overcame corona like a boss.

Dunc calls out his old man

Then Jay hits the panic button, gee this was good.

How did we forget that Rog was in OK Go's 'Here It Goes Again' music video!?

How did we miss that?

Beaudy Barrett challenges The Rumble to the Bronco test

Yeah good luck with that fellas.

Man with jandal fetish gets arrested after stealing over 100 pairs and making love to them

Wtf?

Caller Sharne chomped down a couple ciggies straight after giving birth

What a machine.

Dunc is gutted his favourite car is no longer in production..

A moment of silence for the Barina 🚗

Dunc talks about the time he made a 'monster chicken'

Very different times 🤣

Marcus from Blindspott talks new music

We are fizzed for this!

Three kids hospitalised after letting a black widow bite them to become Spider-Men

Instead of developing powers, they developed symptoms.

WATCH: Crane operator ruins London lads sunbathing attempt

You can hear the crane driver cracking himself up.

Caller Dicko throws his dirty gran under the bus!

Looks like gran's been "around" the rest home lately.

What happened to your budgie?

Some of the most crook stories we've heard.

Poo Towns - Tairua

Number 94 ladies and gents!

Dunc teaches Money Laundering

Should you be saying this on air mate?

You can now buy a jacuzzi for your balls

Yep, it's actually a thing.

WATCH: People are doing "Bunnings Burnouts" in a new viral video craze

People have been filming themselves doing burnouts in Bunnings carparks.

Korean soccer club apologizes for filling stadium with sex dolls

As sports games are slowly starting to pick up again, some stadiums are attempting to replicate that pre-pandemic crowd feel.

Putting your name down at the rippers during level 2

Loose moose knuckles has some points to rip through.

Poo Towns of NZ - Papamoa

Getting closer to that centruy.. it's number 93!

Jason Kerrison talks about the early days of Opshop

Even the time they had to open for themselves to cut costs..

Feedback Line: Blindspott

Mulls goes through your trash comments.

K-Hole has been in Bryce's bubble with his wife Sharyn..

He's even been teaching Tyson the alphabet.

Poo Towns of NZ - Lincoln

Duncan Heyde's old stomping ground 😂😂

Learn to play Skinny Hobo's 'The Merchant of Tirau' in the #RockRiffChallenge

Video yourself and let us know how you get on 🤘

Ray Warren weighs in on the North V South idea

He's called 93 State of Origin games and let's us know what it'll take to get this off the ground properly

Dunc tells his famous yarn of when his mate tried to steal a load of bread

He brought this on himself..

5 year old boy steals his mum's car after she refused to buy him a Lamborghini

This is one scary yet impressive kid.

Jarrad Hoeata talks us through the last N v S dust up

Another one keen on Dunc's Island of Origin idea.

Rog's Stuff Ups Montage

And it's only May... 🤦‍♂️

Carole Baskin got pranked by YouTuber to give first interview since 'Tiger King'

Trust nobody Carol..

We ALL know an Ollie...

You're the man Ollie 😂

Poo Towns of NZ - Kaiapoi

Number 91! Getting closer to the big 100..

Making hash cookies at home could soon be allowed if the recreational cannabis legislation is passed

We suspect you will read this article.

Strip Club in Oregon creates drive-thru experience during COVID-19 lockdown

"People are super stoked."

Why Matt Jordan will knock your f**king block off

PSA: Do not tag Matt in the 5k run challenge.

WATCH: The cast of 'Outrageous Fortune' share a lock down message to kiwis

"Stay the F*** at home"

Rog already stuffing up 2020 and it's only April

Shot, big dog.

Mully Moose Knuckle tries to flirt with Newsreader Mel

If you can even call this filthy chat 'flirting' 😂