Poo Towns of NZ - Timaru

Back again for 2020 with this belter!

16/01/2020

Two weeks into 2020 and Dunc's already had the blowout of the year

Welcome to 2020 mate 😂😂

15/01/2020

Tyson Fury says he masturbates 7 times a day to prepare for Deontay Wilder fight

That's rookie numbers in the Big Dog's eyes.

15/01/2020

Woman gets hit in the face by massive dildo, rips out her eyelashes

Aaaand this is why you don't bring dildos to the club.

14/01/2020

WATCH: UK lad calmly eats meal as chaotic brawl breaks out in kebab shop

Of course there's a fight in a kebab shop.

14/01/2020

Kiwi bloke's brilliant petition to rename NZ's Fisheries Office to "Paua Rangers" was rejected

Oh gummon Parliament

13/01/2020

Local joker drove around Auckland suburbs blasting Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" just to piss people off

It's so funny if it didn't happen to you

20/12/2019

Watch Rog f*ck up these supposedly called 'facts'

Here's more of the big dog stuffing it up again.

19/12/2019

Rog gets sidetracked by his own helium balloon shenanigan

One Rog, one Vitz, seven helium balloons...

18/12/2019

Lord Of The Rings TV series is looking for "weird looking" people to play orcs

Fellas, this is our time to shine.

18/12/2019

Steven Adams dropped he "absolutely shat my pants" during live TV post-game interview

The funniest bloke in the NBA is at it again.

18/12/2019

Bryce and Mulls admit to being a couple of dipstick gasseys back in the day

Apologies for this New Zealand

16/12/2019

Pornhub release their 2019 Year In Review - revealing what all you dirty buggers are looking up

Let's just say there is a lot of content on that particular website.

16/12/2019

Huntly has officially been crowned NZ's shittest town

Can confirm, isn't great.

13/12/2019

Aussie bloke scoffs down box of KFC at vegan protest in Sydney

Not all heroes wear capes.

12/12/2019

K-Hole made Christmas cards with his face on it and wants to give them away

'Have a very geary Christmas' it says...

12/12/2019

WATCH: Rog's biggest stuff ups to date

Sometimes legends stuff it up too...

11/12/2019

Aussie drivers caught driving with a trampoline and bed mattress strapped to the roofs of their cars

#STRAYA

09/12/2019

Know a Zane like this?

Apparently all Zanes are eggs.

09/12/2019

Taika Waititi stars in the trailer for Ryan Reynolds' hilarious new movie "Free Guy"

This looks like a classic already.

08/12/2019

Bryce explains why he has to take off his wedding ring temporarily

After 7 years, it's coming off.

04/12/2019

Girl forgets to let go of bowling ball and eats it down the lane

She really went for it.

04/12/2019

Bryce hypothetically hooks up with Mulls' identical twin sister Andrea Mulligan

Wowee. Bryce really went there didn't he?

03/12/2019

After 3 long years, 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' release Season 10 teaser video

Hoping it's prettttty pretty good

02/12/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Timaru

Timaru you're up!

29/11/2019

How to lose a girlfriend in less than 30 seconds

Or at least a quick way to get in the dog box.

29/11/2019

Man arrested after allegedly - wait for it - throwing buckets of poo at strangers

The cheeky shit.

28/11/2019

Rog, Jay, Dunc and Jim star in "Crate By Crate", a National Crate Day inspired shitcom

It's like Step By Step, but shitter.

28/11/2019

Rog tries saying 'YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!' like Jay & Dunc

The disappointment on Bryce and Mulls' face...

27/11/2019

Poo Towns of NZ - Alexandra

Alex! Where the F@#k is Alex?

26/11/2019

K-Hole meets his mum, "20 F**kin Whacks" Karen

It's a beautiful thing.

26/11/2019

Man arrested for dressing up as fake pilot to skip queues and get flight upgrades

Geez who would be dumb enough to do that...

26/11/2019

Rog and Bryce realise Mulls looks like an actual thumb in this photo

Where'd his neck go?

25/11/2019

K-Hole is glad today is Fried Friday

It's the day after thirsty Thursdays...

22/11/2019

Company looking to pay someone $56,000 a year to smoke the cheese every day

All the product is free, too.

21/11/2019

If Rog was hypothetically swallowed and spat back out by a hippo...

...and survives with one arm gone?

20/11/2019

Feedback Line: the boys go through hilarious hate comments about Tool

Heeere we go.

19/11/2019

Young fella rushed to hospital after sticking 31 magnetic balls up his knob

You'll try anything when you're young...

18/11/2019

A bloke found weed stuck up his nose 18 years after he tried to smuggle it into prison

How is this even possible!?

11/11/2019

The boys lost it over Ordinary Dr. Phil begging U2's Bono to hook him up with tickets

"Hook it up my bro pls G" he said.

07/11/2019

WATCH: Chick on electric scooter hit by car straight after interview about scooter safety

Oh the irony...

06/11/2019

Jay recalls partying with the AB's in Japan

This man needs some more sleep.

04/11/2019

Study finds that farmers have more sex than any other profession

The regions keep the nation pumping

04/11/2019

K-Hole suggests you DM him on Instagram to get that 'instant-gram'

Go for gold guys.

03/11/2019

The story behind Dunc's 1966 Holden HR

01/11/2019

UK man jailed after drunkenly trying to have sex with a pile of leaves

Obviously after a bit of releaf...

01/11/2019

Study finds that blokes are way funnier than women

There's truth to the stereotype.

01/11/2019

Jim gets far too excited about Halloween

Someone missed the memo..

31/10/2019

WATCH: 'Possessed' woman tries to perform exorcism on cop - gets tasered instead

The power of electricity compels you!

30/10/2019

Study finds working longer hours makes you waaaaay more likely to go bald

Have a day off fellas!

25/10/2019

Learner driver arrested for showing up at driving test in stolen car

He's got some balls on him, we'll give him that.

25/10/2019

WATCH: Guy Williams finds out who stole Cilla's homemade coffin

What's going on in Whanganui? Guy Williams investigates.

25/10/2019

NZ Police Minister caught driving around with an expired rego

Bruhhhh.

24/10/2019

Expecting a little rocker soon? Here are the top 10 'bogan' baby names of 2019

These are actual names that people have chosen to call their kids.

23/10/2019

Mike correctly predicts what this bloke found in a car he purchased

Called ittttt.

22/10/2019

Rugby 101 for dummies according to Jay

A guide for explaining rugby to the clueless bloke

22/10/2019

WATCH: John Day gets stitched up on live TV

He's having the time of his life in Japan.

21/10/2019

Official stats say these regions are New Zealand's most perverted districts

Some regions in NZ just can't keep clothed..

21/10/2019

Underage punter arrested for trying to use McLovin ID

Little dude has some balls.

19/10/2019

NSFW: Dude drums AC/DC's 'Back In Black' with a pair of dildos

The dildo drummer is back.

19/10/2019

WATCH: Air NZ release savage 'safety tips' video for Irish rugby fans ahead of All Blacks quarter-final

Air New Zealand has no chill ahead of the RWC quarter-final.

18/10/2019

WATCH: Rog's press conference ahead of his big motocross race against Rock Drive

The big dog is talking a big game.

16/10/2019

Infamous Aussie 'Poo Jogger' shamed dropping ANOTHER brick on Instagram

POO JOGGING COWARD!

16/10/2019

Producer Jeremy's song about the GOAT Rog

Take this big dog..

15/10/2019

WATCH: Can Jim run 100 metres in less than 17 seconds for $100?

Another go at trying to win money off uncle Jay.

15/10/2019

WATCH: Irish bloke gets last laugh with hilarious pre-recorded message at his own funeral

"It's f**king dark in here."

15/10/2019

'*UCK ME!' Pak'nSave billboard in Palmy goes viral thanks to one pole

"They know what they're doing."

15/10/2019

WATCH: Guy Williams meets NZ's baffling Flat Earth Society

Look away now, Mulls...

10/10/2019

Drunk guy caught trying to bang a traffic cone at train station

Just another Saturday night for this guy.

10/10/2019

Our cams caught Jay snorting through the Betoota news

shot Jay.

09/10/2019

People have mistaken this chick's "artistic" hairstyle for a massive penis

What a dickhead.

09/10/2019

Punter still trying to find where he parked his car a week after festival

Yeah, not sure if this is gonna turn up.

06/10/2019

Sending mates money with captions like 'Nose Beers' or 'BJs' could stop you getting a home loan

'Not Drugs' ain't fooling the bank...

04/10/2019

WATCH: Guy Williams meets Karen from infamous '20 f**king whacks video and it's pure comedy gold

This is the best thing you'll see all day...

04/10/2019

Don't tell anyone but Jim's new biography could be called 'Still Doesn't Give a Shit!'

03/10/2019

Dunc shaves beard and now rocks a pencil goatee!

It finally happened. He finally did it.

03/10/2019

Is it really Devilskin or is it Devil's Kin? Nail from Devilskin confirms it once and for all

Nail clears it up for all those wondering.

03/10/2019

Producer Jeremy makes a song about a beardless Duncan Heyde

Aahhh there's the double chin...

02/10/2019

Producer Jeremy writes a song about the sh*t site Wish

Sorry Wish...

01/10/2019

Dunc digs up gold from Jay's past as an MTV VJ

Oh heeeere we go!

01/10/2019

Bloke that took LSD at Disneyland found a mile away, covered in scratches & completely naked

Because what could go wrong, right?

01/10/2019

WATCH: Auckland Asics store screens play porn for seven hours after alleged hack

Rog was spotted window shopping for seven hours

30/09/2019

WATCH: BMW tease new car that can drive itself while you get it on in the back seat

Partner not included.

27/09/2019

Court rules that a hangover is a legit ' illness' and bosses everywhere are gonna be pissed

Thank us on Monday.

27/09/2019

WATCH: Bloke floors it in his ute after missus catches the bouquet at a wedding

Unluggyy mate.

26/09/2019

WATCH: One old lady with no f**ks left to give was the only person to 'Storm Area 51'

Someone actually did it!

25/09/2019

WATCH: Punters incite a 'wall of death' during The Village People's 'Y.M.C.A' performance at Riot Fest

"I said young man, pick yourself off the ground."

24/09/2019

Smash Mouth's 'All Star' translated to Aramaic and back becomes 'beautiful poetry'

"Behold currently! You are entirely a star child! Begin your power! Go! Laugh!"

21/09/2019

WATCH: Patrick Gower gets high on camera in his doco 'On Weed'

The doctor said hit it, Paddy!

19/09/2019

WATCH: US Marine stops school fight with the most brutal double tackle you've ever seen

USA Rugby needs to send this guy to Japan, ASAP.

18/09/2019

Caller Greg takes waterslide to the face

"We were just having fun" he said.

17/09/2019

Let it rip at the world's first farting competition and help 'normalise the process'

Let's hope it's not in a closed venue

17/09/2019

WACTH: Grandma rocks out at Slipknot concert

Go granny, go.

14/09/2019

Expert warns blokes to stop rubbing toothpaste on their junk to 'increase timing'

Just don't, lads.

12/09/2019

Man shits himself in supermarket then kicks it under a fridge to hide it

When you've got to go, you've got to go.

07/09/2019

Restaurant in the shit for serving five people 86 shots during drinking session

Bro. Stop.

02/09/2019

Great news lads, mullets are back in fashion

Business in the front, party in the back.

31/08/2019

WATCH: Old battler on mobility scooter leads police on low-speed chase in Timaru

Only in New Zealand

22/08/2019

WATCH: Dave Grohl & Rick Astley just Rick-rolled an entire club

Dave Grohl will never give you up or let you down.

20/08/2019

Bloke hospitalised after asking mate to shoot him with pellet gun 'to see how much it would hurt'

Police called both blokes "moronic"

20/08/2019