Woman gets surgery after accidentally getting a vibrator stuck in her rectum

Seriously, when is shit like this gonna stop?

23/05/2022

Rog cooks it and accidentally ruins a Tool song by playing Paula Abdul over it

FFS Rog..

20/05/2022

Apparently having a small wang was the shit back in Ancient Greece

The Greeks were very very very smart

16/05/2022

Story of NZ trucker who inflated like a balloon after his butt was pierced by an air hose resurfaces

A truly classic NZ story

13/05/2022

From dishes in the bin to violating pillows: These 'flatmate from hell' stories are out the gate

These stories make me wanna hug my flatmates... and they suck.

10/05/2022

The town that buys the most sex toys in NZ has been revealed

NZ's horniest towns have been revealed!

06/05/2022

Man wakes up neighbours by blasting porn through the wrong speakers

We’ve all had close calls while ‘wrestling the dragon’, but this bloke has enraged his neighbours..

29/04/2022

Lad "fuming" after buying tickets for Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band, Red NOT Chili Peppers

Aaron bought four tickets straight away, but then realised he f**ked up.

29/04/2022

Singer who urinated on fan last year reminded not to pee on stage while opening for Tool

"No Urine Is To Be Deposited, Placed, Distributed, Sprinkled, Poured And/or Spread.."

27/04/2022

American bloke accidentally shoots his own penis after robbing hotdog stand

An American bloke got instant-karma after robbing a hotdog stand in Chicago, USA, recently.

27/04/2022

Woman falls into vault toilet, has to be rescued by firefighters

What a sh*t situation.

22/04/2022

Feedback Line: Vegemite Sandwich

The keyboard warriors are rife this week...

21/04/2022

Listener Johhny accidentally Chromecasted his x-rated video to the dining room

Oh Johnny...

21/04/2022

Bloke shoves 80cm-long-earphone wire into his D, rushed to emergency department

The wire got lodged in the man's bladder and he began experiencing agonosing pain while peeing.

21/04/2022

Feedback Line: Cadbury Creme Eggs

Our first Feedback Line of 2022!

20/04/2022

Doctors discover 2kg dumbbell stuck in man’s bum, remove it with hands

Doctors found the 20cm-long-dumbbell wedged in where the colon meets the rectum.

19/04/2022

Country with the biggest average penis size in the world revealed

The study used google data from 86 different countries to find the results.

19/04/2022

Bryce and Mulls' hips don't lie

Don't even ask why or how this happened.

12/04/2022

Mel teaches us what a "Genis" is

Who knew genises were a thing?

12/04/2022

Aussie bloke nearly lost his penis after his unkept pubes cut off circulation

He was diagnosed with “hair tourniquet syndrome."

11/04/2022

Company is offering $20 an hour to watch porn from your own home

"We are taking a deep-dive into the ins and outs of porn. And we need your help to do this!"

07/04/2022

Kirstie the 'Sistema Steamer' strikes again

She's back! And better than ever.

01/04/2022

Christopher Luxon pranks Rog and asks him to join the National Party

Happy April Fool's Day Big Dog.

01/04/2022

Bryce takes a look at a Harley and Rog went absolutely rogue with it

Rog hijacked the motorbike and took it for a spin. 🤣

23/03/2022

'Pint Police' are now inspecting pubs in Aussie to make sure they're pouring beers right

There's nothing worse than getting an under-poured-pint.

23/03/2022

Pop star hospitalised with 'trapped farts' after holding them in around her boyfriend

You better believe she had a warning for her female fans.

22/03/2022

Bryce told his wife Sharyn he's getting a motorbike & it didn't go down well

Safe to say Bryce won't be getting a Harley any time soon.

21/03/2022

WATCH: Tool's Maynard James Keenan gets Danny Carey to hit gong with dildo during gig

Ever see a man hit a gong with a dildo?

21/03/2022

We've got more cracker nicknames for ya

These never get old.

19/03/2022

Mulls wacked himself in the face with his headphones and Bryce couldn't be happier

Finally, Bryce's day of redemption has come.

17/03/2022

Mike Tyson's weed company is selling edibles shaped like a chewed-off-ear

A bunch of fans have labelled the product is "genius" and "hilarious."

17/03/2022

Bryce accidentally yelled at a heavily pregnant woman

Honestly he is sorry...

15/03/2022

Rotorua Bottle-O store owner grabs nunchucks & chases down thief until his pants come down

The store-owner took matters into his own hands and chased down the thief and stolen item.

09/03/2022

Newsreader Ben absolutely breaks Jay and Dunc with this yarn 🤣

While Jay is still recovering from sternum surgery, we bring in newsreader Ben to try and break him.

04/03/2022

Rog gets absolutely roasted by his wife Lisa for talking sh*t about her painting skills

Welcome to our latest installment of 'Does Lis Know.'

04/03/2022

20 F**king Whacks Karen goes on a f- and c-bomb tirade about Wellington Protesters

God bless you Karen, never change.

03/03/2022

Caller Shutts turned his car into a bong, and Rog tries to sound cool

Listener Shutts & Rog just "bonging up" 🤦‍♂️

02/03/2022

NZ Land Speed Record Holder Dean Hart joins the Maddog Club

Sargant Dean Hart joins the Maddog club as he tells us how he broke the NZ Land Speed record.

25/02/2022

Dave Grohl does shots and eats the hottest wing on 'Hot Ones' without flinching

What can't this bloke do? Ledge.

25/02/2022

WATCH: Mel's guide on how to be the worst wedding guest ever

Absolutely crook stuff. 👰🤵

23/02/2022

Producers Ryan and Guy give The Rumble personalized nicknames & didn't hold back

"Mel you could be called Scarecrow, 'cause you're always alone."

22/02/2022

Uber driver busted watching porn before picking up customer

A viral TikTok video shows an X-rated video paused on the driver's screen.

21/02/2022

Listeners tell us the stories of why they're going to hell

Some of you guys are going to hell....

18/02/2022

Elon Musk donates $5.7 billion in Tesla stocks to end world hunger

This gets a huge thumbs up from us.

17/02/2022

WATCH: Zoi Sadowski-Synnott's Dad drops another F bomb on live TV

The Project had the champion snowboarder & her Dad Sean on last night.

16/02/2022

Man tries to suck his own D, left with chronic back pain

"I've been having chronic back pain because of trying to perform auto-fellatio."

14/02/2022

Zoi Sadowski-Synnott's Dad Sean explains his toilet chat from viral live cross

"Well the toilet blocked up this morning..."

10/02/2022

Jay and Dunc chat to Maddog Danny who redesigned his hand

Danny is a true legend!

09/02/2022

Listener Lara cradled her partner's balls for 3 years to stop him snoring

You're a bloody legend, Lara.

09/02/2022

WATCH: Zoi Sadowski-Synnott's proud dad swears on live TV following her gold medal

"After my couple of F-bombs on live TV and two big whiskeys, I slept pretty well."

08/02/2022

Rural Rog attempts to shear a sheep

He's not farm fit, he's farm f*cked.

08/02/2022

23 year old bloke cuts off penis after smoking weed

Another day, another grim story.

02/02/2022

Dan Hangman Hooker chokes out Bryce

Quietest Bryce has been all year!

01/02/2022

Jackass members reveal the stunts they would categorically never do again

Yep, fair enough boys.

01/02/2022

Teacher "accidentally" recorded herself farting and posted it as a question in online test

'Accidentally' yeah, sure....

28/01/2022

Bloke returns from military service to surprise parents, walks in on them having sex

Bet you he didn't see that coming.

24/01/2022

Pensioners sentenced after police find cocaine stash worth $50k

Oh Helen...

21/01/2022

Bloke may never be able to use penis again after attempting to stay erect during sex

Should've just taken a bluey..

20/01/2022

Ways Aucklanders f**cked themselves during lockdown, racking up 113,900 ACC claims

Think you got screwed over during lockdown? Simple jobs like painting, mowing your lawns and gardening took some to the emergency room.

19/01/2022

Bryce's sh*tuation...

💩💩💩

18/01/2022

Rubbing wasabi on your head could stop you going bald, study suggests

According to a study done in 2017, wasabi can help with stimulating hair growth.

18/01/2022

Bloke driving Tesla stuck in traffic busted watching porn on console screen

A man of culture...

18/01/2022

Listener Helen's husband sunburnt his D

🤣🍆

17/01/2022

What do you call the apprentice at work?

Sh*t, these are good.

17/01/2022

Here's a montage of all of Rog's Stuff Ups from 2021

Rog sure knows how to cook his words 🥴

17/01/2022

Man's penis shrunk more than an inch due to COVID-19

Another reason not to get covid...

13/01/2022

Jackass Star Steve-O has launched an X-rated adult website

For a subscription of $9.99 per month, you can see a bunch of Steve-O's ‘explicit uncensored content’.

23/12/2021

Big Dog tells PM Jacinda Ardern how she should be running the country

Big Dog Barks

17/12/2021

Rog goes on a massive sharn about the price of grapes & family-sized pies

Het got Sharn Alarmed twice and STILL kept talking.

12/12/2021

Mulls once accidentally dropped his poo onto the side of a car outside a Labtests

He pulled a shit and run.

08/12/2021

The best nicknames & their back stories - Part 3

These never get old.

07/12/2021

Mulls gifts Rog some white male panties from Wish.com

Sorry you had to see this.

24/11/2021

Weird Al Yankovic destroys Kid Rock's new music video

The internet is having a field day with this video.

24/11/2021

WATCH: Twitch streamer doesn't realize she's talking to Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park

🎵Things aren't the way they were before, you wouldn't even recognize me anymore🎵

19/11/2021

The best nicknames & their back stories | Part 2

Oh boy.. These are howlers 🤣

18/11/2021

Brass Against singer Sophia Urista apologizes for peeing on fan

"That night, I pushed the limits too far."

18/11/2021

Man nearly loses his genitals after a Cobra hiding in the toilet bites his junk

The snake dug its teeth into the man's sack 😖

17/11/2021

Rock covers band apologizes after singer urinates on audience member during live show

“I gotta pee and I can’t make it to the bathroom. So we might as well make a show out of it.”

16/11/2021

What's the best & worst thing about your neighbourhood?

The last one though 💀

05/11/2021

Aussie bloke buries himself at beach with $1,000 worth of hot chips around his head

In today's installment of f**king bizzare news...

28/10/2021

Research Ryan: If The Rumble were toys, what would they be?

Sorry Mulls.... #FatPussy

21/10/2021

Bloke goes viral for carrying 48 beers at once during Football match

We all need a mate like Christiaan.

19/10/2021

WATCH: Irish Dad's reaction goes viral after daughter tells him she paid $115 for tyre air

She told him she bought "Premium Air."

15/10/2021

Parents launch petition to fire Iron-Maiden-Loving School Principal for "satanic" photos

“As parents we are demanding her transfer to another school."

11/10/2021

Pornhub traffic surged more than 10% during Facebook outage

The website had about half a million additional users per hour that Facebook's servers were down.

08/10/2021

Salad Fingers is back with a brand new 3 minute episode

You'll either love this, or hate it so much. Or both.

04/10/2021

Drunk man reported missing helps in search for himself

Helluva story.

30/09/2021

Aussie cyclist draws Nirvana baby with GPS tracker

"I was listening to [Nevermind] on the ride, every track brought back so many great memories."

30/09/2021

Group of lads hold funeral for their mate who recently got a girlfriend

Thoughts & prayers to the boys.

30/09/2021

Young lad gets USB cable stuck up his penis while trying to measure it

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

29/09/2021

Bryce's Failed Pilot Stunt 10 Year Anniverary | 60 Minutes Mulligan

Remember when Bryce was arrested for impersonating a pilot?

20/09/2021

Bloke eats "world's biggest burger" in front of vegan protest

Vegan TikTok ain't gonna be happy with him.

16/09/2021

Today we discovered that Rog only spas when he's nude

Podcast intros get weird.... 🤮

10/09/2021

Man hospitalised after inserting eel into anus in attempt to 'relieve constipation'

😳

01/09/2021

Man gets six kidney beans stuck down his D after shoving them into his urethra

What a headline.

20/08/2021

Cricketer Alex Hales takes a ball to the balls twice in a row

Once is a tragedy, twice is a comedy.

11/08/2021

WATCH: Dave Grohl and The Foo Fighters troll Westboro Church with 'You Should Be Dancing'

"We’re all about love, and you shouldn’t be hating. You know what you should be doing? You should be dancing!"

09/08/2021

While Bryce is off sick, his wife Sharyn reviews (roasts) him as a patient

& she didn't hold back 😂

05/08/2021

WATCH: Girl gets smacked in face with seagull while on a 120kph sling shot ride

😂🕊

23/07/2021

Jeff Bezos launched into space in a penis-looking-rocket and the internet is laughing

Too good.

21/07/2021