Jim tries getting off another workplace he doesn't work for

Jim gets off is back again, what a guy.

12/12/2018

Mum sends five-year-old son to school nativity with sex doll sheep

That's definitely a yarn coming up at the kid's 21st.

12/12/2018

A bunch of vegans held a candle-lit vigil for nine turkeys that were killed for Christmas dinner

12/12/2018

Newspaper makes the worst/funniest typo in headline about Julia Roberts

11/12/2018

Deadpool takes hilarious defensive stance against Nickelback haters in latest 'Once Upon A Deadpool' trailer

Everyone loves to take shots at Nickelback. Ryan Reynolds is having none of it.

11/12/2018

Marvel fans are tweeting NASA to save Tony Stark from space

Please tell us they're taking the piss...

10/12/2018

WATCH: Aussie bloke gets kicked by a kangaroo, doesn't spill his beer

Not all heroes wear capes.

09/12/2018

Blind man sues Playboy because he can't use their website

No, it's not Rog.

06/12/2018

Aussie couple's gender reveal burnout goes wrong, car catches fire

The pink smoke quickly turned black.

05/12/2018

Chris Jericho chased down and smashed a guy who barged into Fozzy's tour bus and assaulted their drum tech

What type of idiot sneaks on to a pro-wrestler's bus and doesn't expect to get beaten up?

05/12/2018

Loud sex noise interrupts UK championship snooker match

Looks like he wasn't the only one trying to sink the pink that night.

04/12/2018

Aussie tradie tasers himself in the face while trying to light a dart

Strayaaa.

04/12/2018

WATCH: two blokes in a donkey costume absolutely cane themselves during a charity running race

Hands-down the funniest thing we've seen in ages.

03/12/2018

Gender reveal video causes $11m worth of damage

They do say having children is expensive....

30/11/2018

Best mate pranks groom on his wedding day, pretending to be his bride

Absolute gold.

29/11/2018

Bloody hell, check out the size of this huge fucking cow in Western Australia

WTF.

28/11/2018

How to pronounce blink-182's band name is tearing people on Twitter apart

Is it "one-eighty-two" or "one-eight-two"?

27/11/2018

Patty Gower reveals he accidentally got hella blazed over the weekend

Okay Patty, whatever you say mate.

27/11/2018

You can get into the Xmas spirit with Christmas lights for your beard

Get lit this Christmas in more ways than one.

23/11/2018

Dude whips out his penis at McDonald's, performs helicopter on counter in Scotland

Live your best life, bro.

23/11/2018

Watch the official trailer for "Once Upon A Deadpool"

This looks bloody good.

22/11/2018

Female Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter makes thief her bitch after he tried stealing her bag

How's that for karma.

22/11/2018

Fan rushes Corey Taylor on stage, gets annihilated by security

In Corey's own words - sucks to be you, dude.

21/11/2018

Tradie gets fired on the spot for wearing steel-capped Crocs

Why steel-capped Crocs exist is a mystery not worth solving now or ever, but they do and here we are.

21/11/2018

Bloke does a rock cover of the Bunnings Warehouse theme song

On ya mate.

20/11/2018

Man spent three years proposing to his girlfriend and she had no idea

Doesn't that just make you want to throw up.

19/11/2018

Gisborne Herald cocked up big time, accidentally called Stan Lee "Spike Lee" in obituary

That's not like Herald to get something wrong.

14/11/2018

WATCH: The most drunk and wasted people at Christchurch Cup Day

Move over Melbourne Cup, it's Addington's time to shine.

13/11/2018

This couple have eaten at Maccas every day for the last 23 years

They're mclovin' it.

12/11/2018

Father of the Year shoves his kid in front of ball to save goal

Zero f**ks given.

12/11/2018

Poo Towns of NZ - Tokoroa

the place of talking poles and missing caravan wheels.

09/11/2018

Parents post before and after shots and it's the best birth control we've ever seen

09/11/2018

Jim chats with the bloke who invented the Double Brown Sausage

One hell of a food creation this.

09/11/2018

Kiwi has created a table with a beer fridge built inside and holy shit, we all need one

The bets piece of furniture engineering since the bloody La-Z-Boy.

09/11/2018

Red Dead 2 is stitching up the Flat Earth Society in the best way

This one's for you Mulligan.

08/11/2018

69 y/o wants to legally change his age to 49, seeing as trans people are out there changing genders

Reckons if he could be 20 years younger his Tinder game would improve.

08/11/2018

Conor MeGregor and Mike Tyson ended their beef by lighting up a doink and getting high as f&%k

"Some giggle off that Cherry Pick Kush."

06/11/2018

Rog gives the Tim Tam slam a blow, *cough* go

The Big Dog really goes for it...

06/11/2018

Bloke accidentally pooped in a trash can he mistook for a toilet in tiny house

Shit happens mate.

05/11/2018

Red Dead Redemption 2 sees 731% increase in wild west searches on PornHub

The gaming cowboys are getting real barred up.

02/11/2018

Study find Christmas music is bad for your health

So can every one just calm the f*&k down. It's the start of November for Christ sake. No need for the punishment to start now...

02/11/2018

'Pre-school fight club' could be happening in the US

What happens at pre-school fight club, stays at pre-school fight club.

01/11/2018

Scientists studied 109 hours of porn to create an AI that gives out gobbies

One small suck from a robot. One huge blow for mankind.

31/10/2018

Jon Bon Jovi says what we're all thinking about ol' Kim K and the Kardashian legacy

"Go and write a book, paint a painting, act, study, sing, play, write."

31/10/2018

The moment a teacher told a deaf kid the other students can hear his farts

"You know how sometimes you can feel your butt move when you fart?"

31/10/2018

WATCH: Kiwi bloke plugs in his electric guitar and serenades herd of cows with doom metal

Ol' mate Tom's resurfaced and he's defo worth a re-watch.

30/10/2018

Slipknot and The Wiggles have come together in one hell of an unsettling mash up

Internet. What have you done.

30/10/2018

WATCH: Bloke burns his house down after trying to kill spiders with blowtorch

Holy shit mate. Line. Ya crossed it. Worse. You set the god damn line on fire. WITH A BLOWTORCH.

26/10/2018

Brand spanking new range rovers get their roofs ripped off when transport truck drives into bridge

Well. That's a f*ck up and a half.

26/10/2018

Bloke gets dumped after getting caught "poopsterbating" in Facetime to other chick

Dumped while taking a dump. Maaaate.

26/10/2018

Aussie battler with suspended license caught towing his boat with a mobility scooter

"I lost my licence and pretty much finished working on my boat at the same time..."

25/10/2018

The traffic jam that made a Wellington tradie a millionaire

How's this for lucky.

24/10/2018

WATCH: Donald Trump belting out The Rock 1500 no.1 'Chop Suey'

Not sure how Serj would feel about this, but holy hecka. What a laugh.

24/10/2018

Thane and Dunc yarn to the bloke who boiled his own leg

One year on and this bloke has decided to get rid of his other leg too.

24/10/2018

Thane and Dunc yarn to the bloke who boiled his own leg

One year on and this bloke has decided to get rid of his other leg too.

24/10/2018

WATCH: Mad dog jumps 29 storeys to fetch some milk

Don't you hate it when it's smoko and you've run out of milk?

23/10/2018

Watching this rich munter f*ck up his Lamborghini can only improve your day

Really buggered that up, mate.

19/10/2018

Canada sold out of cheese one day after legalizing it

The stoners are oot and aboot in Canada.

19/10/2018

Bloke pretends to be football player to get laid for three bloody years

That's some commitment.

19/10/2018

WATCH: Two blokes get trapped in the joint they're trying to rob, crowd gather to laugh at their shame

God karma's good.

18/10/2018

Five Fingers Farelly and Mullowpuff warm up for Japan with a sumo showdown

Best of three takes out the Rumble sumo championship...

17/10/2018

Holy hecka, this ginormous weapon is gearing up for his MMA debut

Feel sorry for the poor bastard who has to face up to this behemoth in the octagon.

17/10/2018

Mad dog surfers hitch free ride to Waiheke on the wake from ferry

Yeah the boys.

17/10/2018

Jack Daniel's release advent calendar with 1.5L of whiskey

Christmas just got a hell of a lot more merry.

16/10/2018

Not even a "smashed testicle" could stop Jona Nareki competing for the Ranfurly Shield

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are running it straight for Otago.

16/10/2018

WATCH: Hit-and-run driver gets absolutely rolled by karma

"What a crazy ass bitch."

16/10/2018

Bloke sells his missus on eBay listing, then panics when the bids get too high

She ended up hitting close to $150k NZD.

15/10/2018

WATCH: Out the gate truck driver hi-5's oncoming traffic with giant pipe

Reminder, check your rear view mirror, eh?

15/10/2018

Dog invades footy pitch for a good ol' belly rub

Can't blame the dog for knowing what he wants!

12/10/2018

Nickelback & Korn roasting themselves in mean tweets vid is a bloody laugh

Imagine Dragons get a good wholloping too.

12/10/2018

Rap group Migos just won a "Best Rock Group" award and we wanna riot

The single most ridiculous thing to happen in 2018.

11/10/2018

How much time do you spend on your phone?

Thanks to apple we can now see exactly how long Thane Kirby spends on pornhub a week.

09/10/2018

How much time do you spend on your phone?

Thanks to apple we can now see exactly how long Thane Kirby spends on pornhub a week.

09/10/2018

Thane gets his creep on auditioning for a new Human Traffic voice

Things got hot on the airwaves this afternoon.

09/10/2018

Thane gets his creep on auditioning for a new Human Traffic voice

Things got hot on the airwaves this afternoon.

09/10/2018

Bloke spends $16k transforming his Hamilton home into a race track

Money bloody well spent.

09/10/2018

Birds getting on the piss and causing chaos in small town

The younger squawkers can't handle the rinse. Sounds a bit like our kiddos...

09/10/2018

Legendary Italian playboy, famous for boning 6,000 women, dies while going at it in a car

What a way to go.

08/10/2018

WATCH: Limp Bizkit's guitarist gets swallowed by mosh pit, Fred Durst starts freaking out

Wes, can you hear me? ....You guys please, please be careful, all right."

05/10/2018

WATCH: Lady Gaga singing 'Down with the Sickness' is hilarious

We didn't think we'd want to hear this but we were wrong.

05/10/2018

WATCH: Escaped horse charges through pub

A horse charges into a bar...

05/10/2018

Watching Kids getting disturbed watching Disturbed has us in stitches

"If this was any louder I think my ears would be bleeding."

05/10/2018

WATCH: Ball bag with a camera tries to film a bull race, gets absolutely flattened

Pretty brutal.

05/10/2018

Does Dr Laura have the answer as to why Thane & Dunc have lost their hair?

This could explain a thing or two..

04/10/2018

Does Dr Laura have the answer as to why Thane & Dunc have lost their hair?

This could explain a thing or two..

04/10/2018

Johnnie Walker's created a limited edition "White Walker" whiskey for GOT fans

And the bottle glows blue when frozen!

03/10/2018

The first reviews for 'Venom' are in and hell, apparently it's "Catwoman level bad"

"A complete failure."

03/10/2018

WATCH: The premiere of Tenacious D's buck-wild animated show 'Post Apocalypto' is here

The end of the world is here and it's these two ball bags' job to save humanity.

02/10/2018

Doctors give Octopus' MDMA to prevent cannibalism and make them all round nicer dudes

Worked a bloody treat.

01/10/2018

WATCH: Sheep has a hoon on the roof of a truck on Auckland motorway

Bugger me, if anyone knows how she got up there.

01/10/2018

Self-pouring beer machines exist and every home needs one

The robotic beer dispenser is blowing up the internet.

27/09/2018

"Great commitment" shown by sheep, rocking a mullet as tribute to the All Blacks

Iconic.

27/09/2018

WATCH: Kaikoura kayaker gets stitched up by seal, slapped in the face with an octopus

"I don't know who got the bigger fright - the octopus, the seal or me."

27/09/2018

Hilary Barry tells Mulls her c*** is spectacular in kick-arse response to punisher

NOTE: Punisher wasn't Mulls. This time.

26/09/2018

WATCH: Ol' fella smashes out ridiculously accurate Rush air drum solo like a boss

What an absolute weapon.

18/09/2018

Kiddo mistakes his dad's pingers for candy, hands them round to his mates at school

Oops.

17/09/2018

WATCH: Champ fights off four robbers with huge bong

Wielding the bongo like a bloody baseball bat.

17/09/2018

WATCH: Aerosmith performing 'Walk This Way' on toy instruments will make your bloody day

See how long you can watch before cracking up.

14/09/2018

Blazed bloke breaks into Wellington Zoo to impress missus, gets the bash from tiny monkeys

As far as doing stupid things for women, this is well up there...

12/09/2018

Mike Myers recreated the "we're not worthy" Wayne's World scene during Alice Cooper gig

We're not worthy!

12/09/2018