Josh Homme gets rarked up by precious VIP area at front of stage, makes security open the gates

How good?


Underpaid bloke goes on a resignation rampage, absolutely cocks up his boss' office

Champagne and rage.


WATCH: Russian punk-rock band invade pitch during the France/Croatia final

Pussy Riot on the job.


Introducing 'peegasms', a new female sex trend that's freaking out Doctors

Turns out holding it has a pay off.


Bad news lads, Fifa's banning broadcasters from lingering on hot women in the crowd



Bloke attempts to eat cereal in mosh, fails miserably

They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.


Chick gets engagement ring stuck up her hooha after trying to propose with a Kinder Egg

Outstanding effort though.


Watching these lads smash out 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' on toys will make your day

Never has a Hello Kitty drum kit been this kick-arse.


WATCH: Cooked English fan biffs beer on AM show's UK reporter mid-broadcast

Props to Lloyd Burr who just powers through his broadcast, soaked in booze.


WATCH: How long will an air horn go off before our boss realises he's being stitched up?

Classic stitch up.


Model bitten by shark while posing for Instagram picture in shark-infested waters

There are no words.


WATCH: Marilyn Manson forces fan to remove his Avenged Sevenfold shirt

"That's not my band."


Wairarapa cops looking for info on guy who ganked box of Cody's from local Bottle-O

Sound like any of your mates?


WATCH: Granddad headbanging to AC/DC at a red light is all of us

"You got me ringing hell's bells. My temperature's high, hell's bells."


If you watch anything today make it Nollsy losing his f*cking mind at punter in crowd

The most impressively colorful rant we've heard in some time. He's since issued an apology.


Hunger for pie leads cooked Hawera bloke to smashing ATM that swallowed his card



WATCH: Silly bugger attempts to reverse his car off a power pole on busy road

A bloody power line.


Seagulls on the piss are causing havoc, incapable of flight and spewing all over the show

This is a legit story. No joke. Seagulls on the rinse.


Bloke catches a bale of weed while fishing on his birthday

Probably keep those sunnies on mate.


Topless women steals bulldozer and crashes into apartment complex

Stay away from meth, kids.


10 times the camera operator got distracted by banging hot football fans

When the camera lingers for that extra second...


WATCH: Bloke with cornrows chowing down on corn while listening to Korn wins the internet

The Korn-ception.


Truck driver gets sweet revenge on Corvette wanker who refused to let him merge into lane

Well mate, you had that one coming.


Gigantic dick becomes popular landmark on Google Maps

Scoring hundreds of 5 star reviews.


Chick hilariously stitches up scammer by scamming him back after he requested 'bob pics'

Sorry sxy bby.


WATCH: Thirsty bear joins bloke in hot tub, necks his margarita

Guts bro.


WATCH: The most commonly misheard rock lyrics have us in stitches

Try get through this and not laugh.


Wellington bus driver reportedly loses it, rams battler in the bus lane

Road rage ramming is real - stay the f*ck outta the bus lane team.


Credit card thief falls through ceiling in the funniest CCTV footage we've ever seen

It's like Benny Hill on crack.


Kiwi battler escapes the cops in hilarious police chase across Northland beach

Holy shit, this is good. But would not recommend.


Sign language interpreter translating Lamb of God like an absolute champ

Enthusiastic is one word for this, fucking awesome are two others.


Meet the Johnsons: The latest family conned into taking The Morning Rumble Challenge

Breeze listeners Jenny and Craig gave The Morning Rumble a go for the week...


WATCH: Jim gets down to some risky business while making content for HRV

Jim shows how to live your pants free dream this winter with HRV ventilation and heating


Someone created lingerie that vibrates every time a goal is scored in the Fifa World Cup

They were trying to help woman get "excited" about sports, but have been blasted as sexists...


WATCH: When you're "high as balls" and decide to show Mum your special talent

"I'm high as balls, wanna see my special talent?"


Arctic Monkey's accidentally kicked David Bowie off their table

So. Much. Regret.


Broke Jim crawls under Thane's house looking for a weird smell to try make a quick buck

Shit got weird. Real quick.


Chick thinks she getting engaged, turns out geezer just wants to enter in the back door

No surprises, the clip has blown the hell up online.


Drunken munter use wild raccoon to help him drive, it does not go well

Possibly the most outrageous drunken yarn we've ever read.


Burger King told chicks to get knocked up by a World Cup player and score free whoppers

Only in Russia.


One bloke just brought doughnuts and chicken nuggies together

Introducing the donug...


WATCH: Horny couple go viral after getting caught going at it on plane seat

And the mile high club is currently boarding.


Mexican football fans went so ham after beating Germany, they caused a bloody earthquake

Holy hecka, that's one hell of a celebration.


Good news for the big knobs among us, large condoms are back in stock

Which let's be honest... Isn't any of us.


Corey Taylor covering Spongbob Squarepants is something we never knew we wanted

Throwing back to a weirdly excellent moment with Corey Taylor.


WATCH: Aussie man ambushed by his mates while sleeping in his undies, left tied up to his mattress on a highway

When your mate's stitch up makes the bloody news.


Nelson dearro's go viral after ganking a bench in hilarious CCTV getaway footage

Inconspicuous lads.


The NBA just got roasted by bad lip readers and the entire Rock office is in stitches

"yYa'll I'm trying to tell you , you gto the wrong guy, he's illuminati."


Roggy boy' twerked on National telly and holy hecka, it's everything we expected and more

Week 7 saw Roggy dancing his heart out in a backwards Rock cap and a gold chain - and shit it's a sight to behold.


WATCH: Rog's infomercial for Woll fry pans

Watch out Mike Puru.


Has DWTS changed Rog? An exclusive look in to Rog's behavior at the Rock HQ

Looks like the fame's gone to Twinkle Toes head...


Turns out Aussie's infamous "poo jogger" was a top dog exec

The bloke was honking out a dirty snake on a public footpath daily for over a year.


WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne endorses goat yoga and yes, that's a real thing

Ozzy Osbourne is about to launch his third season of Ozzy & Jack's World Detour, and the promo video is here.


Ledgebag baseball fan catches ball in her beer then chugs it back

What a catch.


WATCH: Days are numbered for the home covered with 75,000 cans of Fosters

There's a full noise doco on this glorious landmark for the humble Fozzie lover.


Aussie church gagging over the deep message they erected yesterday

"(Bl)Oh my god."


Freshen up your rugby knowledge with How to Dad and Kieran Read before the big test

Quality How To Rugby tips.


Kiwi bloke draws giant dicks around potholes in bid to get Auckland Transport to fix them

Nothing like a spot of gratuity to get the authorities attention. Kiwi ingenuity right there.


Doctors remove six-inch shower head from man’s bum after ‘slip’

That's what they all say mate.


'Murdered' journalist walks into press conference about his own death

Holy hecka. What a plot twist.


Thane and Dunc called their new fan Osama from Pakistan, who slipped into their DMs

Wonder how much this call set the company back...


WATCH: Dearros chasing cheese down brutally steep hill in slow motion to Ava Maria

The Annual Cheese Rolling Comp just went down and it's one hell of a painful yet hilarious watch.


WATCH: Jimbo nude models in his quest to become a male "entertainer"

The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.


Marilyn Manson took a whizz on Korn's food for the hahas

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


The Rumble stitch up Jim, sign him up on a male 'entertainer' website and then wax him for his first Hen's night

Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?


Rog's 5 most memorable moves on the dance floor last night (in shareable gif form)

Plus we sent Rog on a tumble through time and space....


Sesame Street's suing Melissa McCarthy for her X-rated puppet movie

When the druggos move on to your street and davalue your pride and joy, you're gonna bite back.


World's largest orgy overcomes venue hump, set to go down in Vegas next Saturday

With a 1000+ people ready to turn up (and on).


Kid eats nothing but sausage rolls for fifteen years

And you thought you knew fussy?


Internet begged Weezer to cover 'Africa', so they covered Toto's 'Rosanna' instead

Good from you, Weezer.


Blokes' hilariously accurate troll of basic b*tches and everything that sucks on Instagram



WATCH: Naked criminal leaps out of window, topples into invading SWAT team

One hell of a day for this unfortunate bloke.


This bad lip reading of the Royal Wedding is the best thing on the internet today

Still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey went on a three day Royal bender? This'll ease the pain, and make ya laugh.


Dubbing Over The Stars: Episode 4

The latest installment in the BETTER dancing show NZ has on offer.


5 top notch gifs from the big dog's bloody outstanding samba on DWTS last night

Our hero, immortalized in glorious giphy form.


WATCH: Warriors centre blames his undies for recent losses, takes destroying them to a new frontier

We're talking shooting, exorcising, burning, blending, freezing and smashing them to end the curse.


Jim's outrageous TV ad that aired on TV3, to cover his ass for crashing the Rock ute

The people of NZ were accosted by Jim at his weirdest on their tellys, for a one-screen only commercial.


Rog gets roasted for failing to empty knifes from the dishwasher without cutting himself



WATCH: Battler accidentally walks into LIVE news broadcast carrying huge weed plant

The timing is unbelievable. But real.


Sandra Bullock loves using a facial cream made from Korean newborn's foreskins

She even went on television to promote it. What a time to be alive.


Bloke stitches up his drink-driving mate to believe he's been in a coma for ten years

One hell of a way to learn a very important lesson.


Rog's 10 most memorable dance moves on DWTS so far (in shareable GIF form)

Because you just can't get enough of this NZ hero.


Mum thinks she's found her son's drugs, couldn't be more wrong

This has us in stitches.


Bloke says his ex is hotter than his current girlfriend on live television

This is a bloody painful watch.


Northland bloke reels in whopping 146 kg marlin, so huge it won't fit in his boat

Catch of the day goes to Josh Roberts in Whangarei.


New study reckons Netflix is a giant cockblock, ending couples sex lives

God damnit Netflix. I thought we were friends.


Steamed bloke accidentally climbs the alps while trying to find his hotel room

Wanted to climb into bed, climbed a mountain instead.


WATCH: Kiwi bloke goes viral after stitching up random Auckland motorists stuck in traffic

He's already wracked up half a million views.


Bloke tries a pre-workout stimulant for the first time and his review has us in stitches

Holy. This shit sounds more like a fry-up on the glass barbie than a safe and legal pre-workout powder...


Karen wants her $20 as Bane is the best thing you'll watch today

Holy sweet Jesus. Our sides hurt from laughing.


WATCH: Air sex competitions are a real thing and we're not sure if we're disturbed or turned on

We'd prefer the real thing.... But hey, each to their own.


Bloke gets friendzoned on television and shit, it's a brutal watch

One of the most savage scenes we've ever seen on TV.


Ryan Reynolds posts Deadpool's Avengers rejection letter

Our favourite Marvel hero didn't make the cut.


This lad's hilariously honest ad for his 1999 Toyota Corolla is the best thing you'll read today

You can't polish a turd, but you sure as hell can laugh at one.


Dead millionaire renders his wife of 42 years a pleb, leaving her nothing



Jim plays a song he wrote himself to The Killers frontman, Brandon Flowers

Not shit or painful to watch at all.


12yo rascal ganks his Mum's credit card, jumps on a plane to Bali

The size of this kid's balls.


Newlyweds drop a $1000 on cheeseburgers for drunken guests

Not all heroes wear capes.


Day 3: Jim strips to his undies, sleeps in Freedom bed for 28 minutes

So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.


Students asked to cut back on roundabout sex, deemed too distracting for drivers

Creating Os on a big O during O week. It's like an O-ception.