WATCH: Patrick Gower gets high on camera in his doco 'On Weed'

The doctor said hit it, Paddy!

19/09/2019

WATCH: US Marine stops school fight with the most brutal double tackle you've ever seen

USA Rugby needs to send this guy to Japan, ASAP.

18/09/2019

Caller Greg takes waterslide to the face

"We were just having fun" he said.

17/09/2019

Let it rip at the world's first farting competition and help 'normalise the process'

Let's hope it's not in a closed venue

17/09/2019

WACTH: Grandma rocks out at Slipknot concert

Go granny, go.

14/09/2019

Expert warns blokes to stop rubbing toothpaste on their junk to 'increase timing'

Just don't, lads.

12/09/2019

Man shits himself in supermarket then kicks it under a fridge to hide it

When you've got to go, you've got to go.

07/09/2019

Restaurant in the shit for serving five people 86 shots during drinking session

Bro. Stop.

02/09/2019

Great news lads, mullets are back in fashion

Business in the front, party in the back.

31/08/2019

WATCH: Old battler on mobility scooter leads police on low-speed chase in Timaru

Only in New Zealand

22/08/2019

WATCH: Dave Grohl & Rick Astley just Rick-rolled an entire club

Dave Grohl will never give you up or let you down.

20/08/2019

Bloke hospitalised after asking mate to shoot him with pellet gun 'to see how much it would hurt'

Police called both blokes "moronic"

20/08/2019

Bloke went to the docs with a sore knee, finds out his penis is turning to bone

Yes, a real life boner.

19/08/2019

Punter used a metal nut as homemade sex toy to prolong fun time with gruesome results

You know it's bad when a diamond cutter is needed

16/08/2019

Ordinary Dr. Phil and wife find out real reason Jay's been doing the cooking for his wife

It's actually crack-up.

15/08/2019

If you live in NZ, Dunc wants to offer you free luncheon!

He really does.

15/08/2019

WATCH: Aussie nutter fly kicks scooter rider, throws himself at cars during Bali blowout

WTF bro...

12/08/2019

Old mate uses worst Tinder bio ever

"Let me be your Ted Bundy"

11/08/2019

Jim punished the office with 'motivational karaoke'

Make sure you vote in the Rock 1500 folks.

09/08/2019

Is this the laziest logo ever? Porirua City Council spent $98,000 on a 'limp' smiley face

No, Jim wasn't the designer.

09/08/2019

A fashion label is trying to sell bogan Ford hoodies, tees and pants for over $2000.. EACH

No. There's no typo in that headline

08/08/2019

Producer Jeremy comes in hot with useless talent

Someone's been practicing.

07/08/2019

Woman traumatised after portaloo blew over, trapping her inside

What a shitty day.

04/08/2019

Woman uses Metallica music to scare off a wild cougar

Metallica saves the day again.

03/08/2019

WATCH: 'Battle of Area 51' Prediction Video to the tune of DragonForce is bang on

Still keen to storm?

02/08/2019

Robert Taylor returns to Rock Drive

Well this was unexpected..

01/08/2019

Paramedic once helped a bloke who had his member stuck in a wedding ring

How on earth!?

31/07/2019

Pissed as Dunc couldn't remember previous night so Jay fills him in

Looks like Dunc had a big one at the pie awards.

31/07/2019

Doctor advises against chicks icing vajooj due to heat

Don't do it.

30/07/2019

WATCH: Drunk bloke gets bitten by snake, bites back to get revenge

Dude was having none of it...

30/07/2019

Jay explains his theory on Manscaping

You can tell a lot about a man's 'lawn' by their facial hair.

29/07/2019

Jay and Dunc get the results back for their new pie

Nothing like some tough love.

26/07/2019

The office try Jay & Dunc's new pie creation

Is this the next big thing!?

26/07/2019

Jay has the best advice for Dunc for the Bakels NZ Supreme Pie Awards

Wise words from Jay...

25/07/2019

Jim has a go at being a F45 gym instructor

The very first Jim on the job, what a mess.

25/07/2019

Jim gets savagely called out about his pecker

Dunc reckons he's seen it

24/07/2019

Couple names kid 'Otara Bus Shed' and you already know why

Ohhh dear..

24/07/2019

WATCH: Girlfriend loses her mind, smashes laptop on boyfriend's head after he 'looked at another woman'

Holy hecka lady...

24/07/2019

WATCH: Taika Waititi rips Hitler a new one in hilarious 'anti-hate satire' movie 'Jojo Rabbit'

This is "anti-hate satire" GOLD

24/07/2019

WATCH: Australia's worst drug mule crashes van into parked police car with $200m of meth on-board

And idiot of the day goes to...

23/07/2019

Fancy Jim coming and helping out at your workplace?

Jim could be on the job.

23/07/2019

Australian pot grower avoids jail because his weed was totally shit and 'unusable'

The judge noted his weed was 'unusable'

22/07/2019

WATCH: This is how you win a prize on air! Rock Wars edition

Yeeeaa boi.

22/07/2019

Pornhub has revealed which region in New Zealand is watching the most porn

You dirty dogs

17/07/2019

Steamed bloke gets stuck on a fence, accepts fate and passes out in garden

He does "like a vodka or two"

17/07/2019

WATCH: Heavy Metal Knitting Championship is a thing and it's as ridiculous as it sounds

"It's ridiculous, and everyone should try it"

16/07/2019

Tenant kicked out of flat after leaving weed in plain sight during open home

Surprise, surprise, they found more in the garage...

16/07/2019

WATCH: Elders reacting to Slipknot goes better than expected

"I loved it! Give me more!"

12/07/2019

WATCH: Bloke goes nuts at bagel shop because he's short and women won't date him

Mate, it's a bagel shop not speed dating...

12/07/2019

Woman orders 'Moana' cake but gets sent a marijuana one instead

What a stitch up!

11/07/2019

Fleeing bloke caught by police after loud fart gave away his hiding spot

That must of been quite a ripper

11/07/2019

WATCH: Another Aussie burnout gender reveal fail ends in an explosion and flames

Yup. Another one.

10/07/2019

WATCH: Bloke chucks on 15 layers of clothes to dodge baggage fees

Anything to save a buck...

08/07/2019

NSFW: Couple caught mid-sex act in the mosh pit during metal gig

This is a different kind of head banging...

08/07/2019

WATCH: Crusaders coach Scott Robertson breakdances after winning third Super Rugby title

Razor!

07/07/2019

Girl who complained her swimsuit left her bits 'hanging out' was wearing it upside-down

Glad she got to the bottom of it tho.

05/07/2019

WATCH: Streaker steals the spotlight during ENG vs NZ Cricket World Cup match

Not the balls we were expecting on the field.

05/07/2019

Aussie thief caught stuffing a "hot meal of spaghetti" down his pants from supermarket

What a flaming idiot.

05/07/2019

Jay's mate accidentally sends a vid of himself 'feeding the chooks' to his entire family

Maaaate.

04/07/2019

Matthew McConaughey's bro was too pissed for this phone interview with Mike and Jay

He was all over the place with this one.

04/07/2019

Guess what Dunc did to his missus' placenta after baby...

They definitely did not chuck it...

03/07/2019

WATCH: Mulls nails his attempt at the Bottle Cap Challenge

The Chuggernaut strikes again.

02/07/2019

Bloke edits his girlfriend's forehead to look bigger when she pisses him off

This is so petty and immature and we're here for it.

01/07/2019

Hamilton McDonald's worker loses her shit at drive-thru customer over 24-hour menu

Come for the 2am cheeseburger, stay for being called a little bitch.

01/07/2019

WATCH: Wainuiomata bloke steals a crate of Tui... and escapes in Mazda Demio

What a legend!

27/06/2019

Study reveals that 33% of women have gone on a date just for free food

We played, ladies.

27/06/2019

Well trained doggo helps security guard owner sleep on the job and not get busted

This security guard and his doggo are useless.

26/06/2019

Dumbarse thieves steal 22 bottles of fake liquor from bartending school thinking it was real piss

Idiots.

25/06/2019

Mike and Jay lose it after caller blunders The Block NZ: Firehouse theme

Yeah, dunno if she nailed that one.

24/06/2019

Elephant goes full Farrelly mode when model tries taking photo with it

She was doing it for the 'gram. He wasn't.

24/06/2019

Drunk guy drives around his neighborhood in 45 tonne military tank

God loves a trier.

23/06/2019

WATCH: Aussie cop stops his own interview to tackle (level) fleeing bloke

Not in my interview, mate.

20/06/2019

Bloke experiences 9-day erection after intrusive scooter accident damages gooch

As if falling off a scooter wasn't bad enough...

17/06/2019

Jay tells Dunc the real reason why he hasn't accepted Dunc's FB friend request

It's been 6 months since Dunc sent out the request...

14/06/2019

Mad dog does five lines of cocaine, has a 40-minute wank in pub garden, gets arrested

This is one loosest benders we've ever heard of

13/06/2019

Dunc's old man's cracker conversation makes our Betoota news

Rene is back at it again.

12/06/2019

Cheap wedding rings and healthy lifestyle chat with our resident GC - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Our resident GC is back with Qs to your As!

12/06/2019

Jim comes clean after blowing out on the roads in an Edge car

They're not happy mate.

11/06/2019

How Jim found out Dunc has been stalking Kylie Jenner on the gram

Dunc you dirty dog.

10/06/2019

Over-controlling wife's list of strict rules on what her husband can't do on a stag-do goes viral

Enjoy the stag mate!

10/06/2019

This is how Dunc mentally prepares for State of Origin

The level of concern on Dunc's face though.

07/06/2019

WATCH: This twisted helicopter rescue has the internet in stitches

Your laughing too - and you should feel bad...

07/06/2019

Jim cooks a Westside Wedding cake

This wasn't a good call.

05/06/2019

WATCH: The greatest Origin tackle of all time? Remembering Tallis' 'rag doll' defense

Is this the GOAT defensive play?

05/06/2019

WATCH: Bloke heroically fends off robber in underwear, armed with a didgeridoo & torch

"Out there in all me glory - I did notice I run faster naked."

05/06/2019

Cricket fans perfectly troll Australian cheats with sandpaper costumes

TOO GOOD

04/06/2019

Jay and Dunc gift away our Westside Wedding

Gearing up for the ultimate Westie wedding.

29/05/2019

Women strained herself so bad on the bog that she lost 10 years of memories

That must have been quite the load

28/05/2019

Roger Farrelly agrees to be the wedding singer for the Westside Wedding

This wedding could be a disaster...

27/05/2019

This dude got his dick stuck in a drainpipe and had to get it sawn off

F**king NOPE.

25/05/2019

Jim puts it all on the line against one of NZ's best poker players

Some real punishing poker played here..

24/05/2019

Bloke wakes from bender to find his penis was chopped off

Holy hecka this is grim

23/05/2019

Jim was busy with his karaoke machine and was belting out Sweet Caroline

Are we actually paying him for this?

21/05/2019

Duncs done the hard yards, and found out Rats love being tickled

The more you know aye

20/05/2019

WATCH: Southland farmer swaps tractor to paddock bash a jetski after floods

The most unlikely paddock bash vehicle.

20/05/2019

KISS now make Crocs for all those part-time gardeners, full-time rockers

Why did anyone think these were a good idea?

18/05/2019

Game of Thrones vs. Metallica: Watch Dany go nuts to 'For Whom the Bell Tolls'

It fits amazingly well.

18/05/2019

WATCH: Bloke somehow managed to weld his head to a railing in epic workplace fail

And our welder of the week goes to...

16/05/2019

Investigation into pilot that drew a massive sky penis finds the boys were just having a laugh

"Draw a giant penis. That would be awesome"

16/05/2019

Jay and Dunc randomly pick Jim's next diet

Jim is on struggle street. Give the man some meat.

15/05/2019