Poo Towns - Paihia

Paihia you're up!

25/09/2020

Producer Jeremy is one crook individual

A real insight into how the show works..

25/09/2020

Jay and his giant lid

We decided to blow it up and throw it on our giant screens

25/09/2020

Factory caught washing, recycling and re-selling thousands of used condoms

Yeah, nah.

25/09/2020

This bloke pulled a 17ft long 'alien' tapeworm out his bum

Yikes.

25/09/2020

Poo Towns - Akaroa

Get around this one!

24/09/2020

Poo Towns - Geraldine

For all those asking for this belter!

24/09/2020

An MP in Thailand was caught looking at porn on his phone in parliament

The MP was looking at the images for about ten minutes.

18/09/2020

Paddy G on the latest episode of Patrick Gower: On Weed

Always great to catch up with this legend.

17/09/2020

Bryce turned into a horse boy to impress singer Beth Campbell back in the day

Saddle Club Casey.

16/09/2020

Brad the Boss is back Doot Dooing

15/09/2020

Poo Towns - Havelock North

How goooood.

15/09/2020

DJ Dunc loves playing tunes at the footy

Throwing it dddddown!

15/09/2020

Groom Takes Laptop To Wedding And Plays Football Manager

Worth it!

Sign language interpreter translates when someone shouts "f**k you" at mayor

So good.

10/09/2020

Thirteen of the Queen's guards jailed for attending drug-fuelled party during lockdown

09/09/2020

WATCH: Tony Hawk Skates The Warehouse Level From ‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater’ In Real Life

Nostalgia activated

08/09/2020

This bloke had to have surgery after shoving a beer glass up his bum

Yep, you read that headline right.

08/09/2020

Mad Butcher "baffled" by fake advertisement on PornHub

"She really loves her meat!"

03/09/2020

Woman opens plane door for a 'bit of fresh air'

*Don't try this*

03/09/2020

We wrote Brad the Boss his very own song

He's had a brad day

03/09/2020

Brad the Boss is having an awful day

Do you think some motivational chat would help?

02/09/2020

Steve wants to cross the Cook Strait on the back of a Hilux

This would be a great nudge.

02/09/2020

James Hetfield has venomous species of Snake named after him

Atheris hetfield....Cool!

Poo Towns - Twizel

For the people in the Mackenzie District!

28/08/2020

Jeremy's song about Dunc's made up mate

This one's for 'no bumhole noel'.

28/08/2020

Aussie bloke caught on CCTV video showering naked in car wash

The staff saw the funny side of it & shared the video to Facebook.

26/08/2020

Jay has a ripper for 'take my money'

Worth the money we say!

25/08/2020

Kiwis hiliariously respond to overseas criticism of lockdown with #NZHellHole posts

THIS PLACE IS A PRISON

24/08/2020

Poo Towns - Havelock

Here you go Havelock it's your very own #PooTowns track!

21/08/2020

Jack Goodhue says goodbye to his mullet

You will be missed

21/08/2020

Pissed-off Australian bloke goes on a rampage in his bobcat because of neighbour's noisy party

Strayaaaaaaaa

21/08/2020

12-year-old Dunedin kid steals bus and wipes out cars in 20km joyride

The little rascal even jumped on a motorway.

21/08/2020

Dunc was a honorary Girl Scout as a kid

He was also swooped by Magpies at a meeting..

18/08/2020

Caller Steve joins the Mad Dog Club with a wild story involving 54 stitches on his face

"Bugger off, don't touch me bloody face!"

18/08/2020

North Canterbury club rugby coach's f- and c-bomb loaded pre-game speech goes viral

If this doesn't rark you up, we don't know what will.

18/08/2020

Husband discovers wife is having an affair by spotting her in the act on Google Maps

Busted.

17/08/2020

Young Hamilton fella is selling a bag of "COVID free air" on TradeMe, and it's over $100,000 already

The cheeky little smartarse.

17/08/2020

Mia Khalifa Is Auctioning Off her "Glasses" To Raise Funds For Beirut

Get your bidding pants on boys

15/08/2020

Poo Towns - Westport

A ripper for Westport!

14/08/2020

Man left with a three month boner after nose job goes wrong

After a butched nose job, this guy was left with priapsim, A.K.A, a persistent and painful erection.

14/08/2020

If 2020 couldn't get any stranger, Steve-O is currently duct-taped to a billboard in L.A

Well, Steve-O hasn't changed much.

14/08/2020

Victoria Bitter launch limited edition aftershave

Get around it

14/08/2020

Jay got a breast reduction at a vet clinic

Dunc's reaction says it all..

12/08/2020

The Buzzy Kiwi talks us through what NZ could look like if cannabis is legalised

He even came off his scooter on the way in!

11/08/2020

Poo Towns - Whitianga

On your Whitiangaaa-cation.

10/08/2020

Naked German man goes viral chasing after wild boar who stole his laptop

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

10/08/2020

Old lady hears band playing AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell', ditches her walker to dance and rock out

How. Good.

05/08/2020

Does sticking a finger in a dog's bum stop them from fighting?

Jay's mate found out the answer the hard way 😂

04/08/2020

This bloke's had a penis growing on his forearm for FOUR YEARS due to delays after it "fell off"

Think you got problems?

04/08/2020

Poo Towns - Haast

This one had us in stitches.

03/08/2020

Dunc is having some real underwear issues

Anyone one else having these issues with their jocks?

29/07/2020

Jay's farming chat

Seeing as Jay's back from 2 days on a farm, we've decided he's our new resident expert.

29/07/2020

WATCH: Bloke sprints from house naked after he thought his niece was abducted in a van

Not all hero’s wear capes. Sometimes they don’t wear anything

29/07/2020

KFC Crocs sold out within half an hour, and are being re-sold for hundreds of dollars

Die hard KFC fans aren't happy.

29/07/2020

A bloke's crowdfunding for a socially distanced strap-on dildo he designed

Ouch.

29/07/2020

Hungry Knife-Wielding Lunatic Threatened To 'Cut' Takeaway Staff for Free Chips

The state of the guy!

28/07/2020

WATCH: Blues hooker bins Powerade during post-match interview

"Should I boof it?"

27/07/2020

WATCH: Man sets up fake Chewbacca roar contest to get revenge on ex

Salty.

27/07/2020

Bloke steals 3-foot dildo named Moby and he's still at large

This bloke's in for a good time.

23/07/2020

What's the weirdest pet you've ever owned?

This one's pretty out there..

22/07/2020

Police find hundreds of coffee beans stuffed with cocaine in Italy

Way to 'blow' your cover

22/07/2020

Bloke swims into his sunken van to rescue his pack of ciggies

Ciggies are expensive these days.

22/07/2020

Comedian tricks Carole Baskin into giving Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville video shout out

Not really who you want a shoutout from...

15/07/2020

Ever wondered how Rog was created? Let Mulls show you

Shockingly accurate.

14/07/2020

Man arrested after biting seagull that tried to steal his McDonald's

It's not that serious mate.

13/07/2020

Poo Towns - All of NZ

The big 100!

10/07/2020

Dad's loss to young son in arm wrestling leads to an 8-hour armed standoff with Police

10/07/2020

Turns out Web Producer Jack is terrified of chickens

Anyone you know have any weird fears?

09/07/2020

Drunk local Aussie bloke armed with a can of VB crashes TV interview to slam Victoria's lockdown

"Sir, I don't give a fuck" - what an absolute legend.

09/07/2020

Oamaru woman goes on drunken rampage after deleting 4 litres of Scrumpy

How many hands does this woman have?

08/07/2020

WATCH: Man downs 11am Jägerbomb live on the news

No time to waste.

07/07/2020

COVID-19 gives dude a four-hour erection

Poor guy! 🤔

06/07/2020

Poo Towns - Tauranga

Here we go ladies & gents.

06/07/2020

WATCH: Rog tests his new reality TV show "Big Dog Brother" with the office girls

Look out, ladies.

06/07/2020

Dunc loves facebook marketplace

Anyone else had an experience like this?

02/07/2020

New season of Beavis and Butt-Head Coming to Comedy Central

Time to get stupid!

02/07/2020

Golfer lets rip a massive fart after first swing at PGA Golf Tournament

Another victim of the live mic.

01/07/2020

WATCH: The first 3 brutal mins of 'The Boys' Season 2 has been released

YEAH THE BOYS

29/06/2020

Australian teen heartbroken after being refused entry to pub for rocking a Mullet

Devastated!

24/06/2020

Dunc finally finds a hat that fits Jays head

Get a look at this!

22/06/2020

Poo Towns - Waitara

Feat. Brad the Boss 🤣🤣

21/06/2020

Rog's really COOL katikati kid story

Wow. Real cool story Rog.

19/06/2020

Art from down below

Dunc always has the most outrageous yarns 🤣

17/06/2020

Rog won't even spend $6 for a bouquet of carnations for his wife

No surprises here.

17/06/2020

WATCH: Dunc reacts to John Travolta as Forrest Gump

This is unreal..

16/06/2020

The hilarious texts from Bryce's stoned mate who watched a 2013 Chiefs replay thinking it was live

"You're watching 2013 ya pissed c**t"

16/06/2020

Footage of two lads launching their Ford Ranger and Land Cruiser over sand dunes goes viral

How good.

16/06/2020

Jay explains how Mike Tyson lost his fortune

$300 million later..

15/06/2020

The trailer for Will Ferrell's new Netflix comedy looks utterly ridiculous

Don't believe us? It's called "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga".

15/06/2020

Poo Towns - Te Aroha

Number 97!

12/06/2020

Dunc tries to give Izzy Dagg fitness advice

Duncan Heyde the exercise expert.

11/06/2020

Twitter is roasting people who are complaining that RATM are being political

"What do you think they were raging against - the dishwasher?"

11/06/2020

This blokes turtle was accidentally returned to him after 10 years

What are the chances?

10/06/2020

MP Judith Collins fails to mute her mic and drops a "for f**ks sake" during Zoom committee meeting

The most relatable she's probably ever been.

10/06/2020

Watch the new most excellent teaser trailer for "Bill & Ted Face The Music"

Be excellent, and party on dudes.

10/06/2020

Dean Lonergan is now pushing for Fury V Wilder in NZ

The boys gave him the idea on the show yesterday!

09/06/2020

Poo Towns - Whangamata

Keep 'em coming Producer Jeremy!

09/06/2020

Tom Morello owns dickhead Instagram troll who questioned his political knowledge

First rule of trolling - know your enemy.

09/06/2020

Bloke who required surgery to remove fish up his bum claims he "sat on it by accident"

Ok mate.

09/06/2020