The silly bugger has narrowly avoided a serious prison sentence.
Holy hecka. That's one hell of a bender.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Happy Birthday South Park!
Holy shit. That's a close call if we've ever seen one.
Good from you, Ginger.
If they're caught they could be paying outrages amounts of cash
"Well, f*ck mate, didn't realise wombats had such big f*cking teeth."
A great effort from these two..
She even remembers your birthday.
What a balls up.
100% worth it.
You're bloody welcome.
Rock ‘n roll ain’t noise pollution. Rock ‘n roll ain’t gonna die... But the plants might.
Stinking news for all the bearded fellas.
What a lad.
A blazed loser misses his flight to go on holiday, smokes up, gets paranoid and thinks someones breaking into his house. #Relatable
The police were all about it.
If you're allowed to consume food at the supermarket before you pay, just how far can we push that...
Forecasting a hard southerly upon opening this article.
The old baby oil and cornflake rub down. Ryan's a lucky guy.
Pop corn picks and cobby percussion.
Stay away from crack, folks.
Ah, that old classic.
Better living everyone.
How good?
Champagne and rage.
Pussy Riot on the job.
Turns out holding it has a pay off.
Bummer.
They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Outstanding effort though.
Never has a Hello Kitty drum kit been this kick-arse.
Props to Lloyd Burr who just powers through his broadcast, soaked in booze.
Classic stitch up.
There are no words.
"That's not my band."
Sound like any of your mates?
"You got me ringing hell's bells. My temperature's high, hell's bells."
The most impressively colorful rant we've heard in some time. He's since issued an apology.
Relatable.
A bloody power line.
This is a legit story. No joke. Seagulls on the rinse.
Probably keep those sunnies on mate.
Stay away from meth, kids.
When the camera lingers for that extra second...
The Korn-ception.
Well mate, you had that one coming.
Scoring hundreds of 5 star reviews.
Sorry sxy bby.
Guts bro.
Try get through this and not laugh.
Road rage ramming is real - stay the f*ck outta the bus lane team.
It's like Benny Hill on crack.
Holy shit, this is good. But would not recommend.
Enthusiastic is one word for this, fucking awesome are two others.
Breeze listeners Jenny and Craig gave The Morning Rumble a go for the week...
Jim shows how to live your pants free dream this winter with HRV ventilation and heating
They were trying to help woman get "excited" about sports, but have been blasted as sexists...
"I'm high as balls, wanna see my special talent?"
So. Much. Regret.
Shit got weird. Real quick.
No surprises, the clip has blown the hell up online.
Possibly the most outrageous drunken yarn we've ever read.
Only in Russia.
Introducing the donug...
And the mile high club is currently boarding.
Holy hecka, that's one hell of a celebration.
Which let's be honest... Isn't any of us.
Throwing back to a weirdly excellent moment with Corey Taylor.
When your mate's stitch up makes the bloody news.
Inconspicuous lads.
"yYa'll I'm trying to tell you , you gto the wrong guy, he's illuminati."
Week 7 saw Roggy dancing his heart out in a backwards Rock cap and a gold chain - and shit it's a sight to behold.
Watch out Mike Puru.
Looks like the fame's gone to Twinkle Toes head...
The bloke was honking out a dirty snake on a public footpath daily for over a year.
Ozzy Osbourne is about to launch his third season of Ozzy & Jack's World Detour, and the promo video is here.
What a catch.
There's a full noise doco on this glorious landmark for the humble Fozzie lover.
"(Bl)Oh my god."
Quality How To Rugby tips.
Nothing like a spot of gratuity to get the authorities attention. Kiwi ingenuity right there.
That's what they all say mate.
Holy hecka. What a plot twist.
Wonder how much this call set the company back...
The Annual Cheese Rolling Comp just went down and it's one hell of a painful yet hilarious watch.
The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?
Plus we sent Rog on a tumble through time and space....
When the druggos move on to your street and davalue your pride and joy, you're gonna bite back.
With a 1000+ people ready to turn up (and on).
And you thought you knew fussy?
Good from you, Weezer.
#blessed
One hell of a day for this unfortunate bloke.
Still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey went on a three day Royal bender? This'll ease the pain, and make ya laugh.
The latest installment in the BETTER dancing show NZ has on offer.
Our hero, immortalized in glorious giphy form.
