Pornhub has revealed which region in New Zealand is watching the most porn

You dirty dogs

Steamed bloke gets stuck on a fence, accepts fate and passes out in garden

He does "like a vodka or two"

WATCH: Heavy Metal Knitting Championship is a thing and it's as ridiculous as it sounds

"It's ridiculous, and everyone should try it"

Tenant kicked out of flat after leaving weed in plain sight during open home

Surprise, surprise, they found more in the garage...

WATCH: Elders reacting to Slipknot goes better than expected

"I loved it! Give me more!"

WATCH: Bloke goes nuts at bagel shop because he's short and women won't date him

Mate, it's a bagel shop not speed dating...

Woman orders 'Moana' cake but gets sent a marijuana one instead

What a stitch up!

Fleeing bloke caught by police after loud fart gave away his hiding spot

That must of been quite a ripper

WATCH: Another Aussie burnout gender reveal fail ends in an explosion and flames

Yup. Another one.

WATCH: Bloke chucks on 15 layers of clothes to dodge baggage fees

Anything to save a buck...

NSFW: Couple caught mid-sex act in the mosh pit during metal gig

This is a different kind of head banging...

WATCH: Crusaders coach Scott Robertson breakdances after winning third Super Rugby title

Razor!

Girl who complained her swimsuit left her bits 'hanging out' was wearing it upside-down

Glad she got to the bottom of it tho.

WATCH: Streaker steals the spotlight during ENG vs NZ Cricket World Cup match

Not the balls we were expecting on the field.

Aussie thief caught stuffing a "hot meal of spaghetti" down his pants from supermarket

What a flaming idiot.

Jay's mate accidentally sends a vid of himself 'feeding the chooks' to his entire family

Maaaate.

Matthew McConaughey's bro was too pissed for this phone interview with Mike and Jay

He was all over the place with this one.

Guess what Dunc did to his missus' placenta after baby...

They definitely did not chuck it...

WATCH: Mulls nails his attempt at the Bottle Cap Challenge

The Chuggernaut strikes again.

Bloke edits his girlfriend's forehead to look bigger when she pisses him off

This is so petty and immature and we're here for it.

Hamilton McDonald's worker loses her shit at drive-thru customer over 24-hour menu

Come for the 2am cheeseburger, stay for being called a little bitch.

WATCH: Wainuiomata bloke steals a crate of Tui... and escapes in Mazda Demio

What a legend!

Study reveals that 33% of women have gone on a date just for free food

We played, ladies.

Well trained doggo helps security guard owner sleep on the job and not get busted

This security guard and his doggo are useless.

Dumbarse thieves steal 22 bottles of fake liquor from bartending school thinking it was real piss

Idiots.

Mike and Jay lose it after caller blunders The Block NZ: Firehouse theme

Yeah, dunno if she nailed that one.

Elephant goes full Farrelly mode when model tries taking photo with it

She was doing it for the 'gram. He wasn't.

Drunk guy drives around his neighborhood in 45 tonne military tank

God loves a trier.

WATCH: Aussie cop stops his own interview to tackle (level) fleeing bloke

Not in my interview, mate.

Bloke experiences 9-day erection after intrusive scooter accident damages gooch

As if falling off a scooter wasn't bad enough...

Poo Towns of NZ - Amberley

Get this in your earholes, Amberley!

Jay tells Dunc the real reason why he hasn't accepted Dunc's FB friend request

It's been 6 months since Dunc sent out the request...

Mad dog does five lines of cocaine, has a 40-minute wank in pub garden, gets arrested

This is one loosest benders we've ever heard of

Dunc's old man's cracker conversation makes our Betoota news

Rene is back at it again.

Cheap wedding rings and healthy lifestyle chat with our resident GC - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Our resident GC is back with Qs to your As!

Poo Towns of NZ - Waimate

It's the Poo Towns factory on Rock Drive at the moment, Jeremy is pumping them out.

Jim comes clean after blowing out on the roads in an Edge car

They're not happy mate.

How Jim found out Dunc has been stalking Kylie Jenner on the gram

Dunc you dirty dog.

Over-controlling wife's list of strict rules on what her husband can't do on a stag-do goes viral

Enjoy the stag mate!

This is how Dunc mentally prepares for State of Origin

The level of concern on Dunc's face though.

WATCH: This twisted helicopter rescue has the internet in stitches

Your laughing too - and you should feel bad...

Jim cooks a Westside Wedding cake

This wasn't a good call.

WATCH: The greatest Origin tackle of all time? Remembering Tallis' 'rag doll' defense

Is this the GOAT defensive play?

WATCH: Bloke heroically fends off robber in underwear, armed with a didgeridoo & torch

"Out there in all me glory - I did notice I run faster naked."

Cricket fans perfectly troll Australian cheats with sandpaper costumes

TOO GOOD

Jay and Dunc gift away our Westside Wedding

Gearing up for the ultimate Westie wedding.

Poo Towns of NZ - Napier

Another belter from Producer Jeremy

Women strained herself so bad on the bog that she lost 10 years of memories

That must have been quite the load

Roger Farrelly agrees to be the wedding singer for the Westside Wedding

This wedding could be a disaster...

This dude got his dick stuck in a drainpipe and had to get it sawn off

F**king NOPE.

Jim puts it all on the line against one of NZ's best poker players

Some real punishing poker played here..

Bloke wakes from bender to find his penis was chopped off

Holy hecka this is grim

Jim was busy with his karaoke machine and was belting out Sweet Caroline

Are we actually paying him for this?

Duncs done the hard yards, and found out Rats love being tickled

The more you know aye

Poo Towns of NZ - Mount Maunganui

Another cracker for the nation this time we went for the mount!

WATCH: Southland farmer swaps tractor to paddock bash a jetski after floods

The most unlikely paddock bash vehicle.

KISS now make Crocs for all those part-time gardeners, full-time rockers

Why did anyone think these were a good idea?

Game of Thrones vs. Metallica: Watch Dany go nuts to 'For Whom the Bell Tolls'

It fits amazingly well.

WATCH: Bloke somehow managed to weld his head to a railing in epic workplace fail

And our welder of the week goes to...

Investigation into pilot that drew a massive sky penis finds the boys were just having a laugh

"Draw a giant penis. That would be awesome"

Jay and Dunc randomly pick Jim's next diet

Jim is on struggle street. Give the man some meat.

WATCH: 92-year-old battler drives mobility scooter on 100km/h motorway & tells motorist to "F**k off"

When you've run out of f**ks to give...

Jim will never watch Game of Thrones - here's 7 reasons why

He actually makes some half decent points here..

Bloke arrested after eating free KFC for a year by saying he's from head office, checking quality

Finger lickin' fraud

Bloke buys a tarantula to make sure "nagging" mother-in-law never comes back

"Worked like a charm"

Johnny Kay explains the difference between a gift and what's yours

Dunc decided it was easier to just part ways with a $1200 washing machine than continue to deal with an ex.

Bloke used Female Snapchat filter on Tinder and got more than 1600 matches

Yeah..that's a man..

Penis enlargement surgery 'should almost never be done' & 'wrong on every level' - study

Just be happy with what your packing, lads.

Train driver caught watching porn on the job.. and through the train's loudspeaker

Come on mate. Shouldn't you be looking at the tracks?

Poo Towns of NZ - Brisbane

We've gone international!

This renegade pigeon broke the limit, triggered a speed camera & faces a $42 fine

'Whether the speedy bird wants to pay the €25 fine, and above all how, remains an open question."

Producer Honeybone finally gets one back over Jim

It's been over a year since Jim stitched him up on his internship.

Chinese blogger tries to eat live octopus - ends up getting her face "disfigured"

Safe to say the octopus was having NONE of it...

Justin Marshall hates The Rock after Producer Jeremy made this parody

Hopefully the last 6 years have healed the wound

Jim thinks that Paul McCartney and Brad the boss are robots

Someone bring him a tin foil hat

Fans found a bloody Starbucks coffee cup in new Game of Thrones episode

The one cup set twitter alight...

Facialist reckons a 'sperm mask' is the key to perfect skin

"Yes, you heard right!"

Jay managed to snag a coffee machine worth thousands for $100

What a steal!

Jim finally gets a quiz right live on air

Even though technically he got all of these answers wrong..

Australian rangers have found a bloody three-eyed snake

There Aussie goes again with making us never want to f***ing visit.

Poo Towns of NZ - Motueka

Aaaaaay, Motueka!

Jim hides in cubicle and starts convos with workmates for his new segment 'Toilet Talkback'

Broadcasting from the men's toilets at Mediaworks HQ.

WATCH: The drive team react to ruthless online comments towards cross-eyed UK thief

Dunc found this absolute gem on the world wide web.

Resident GC Ordinary Dr. Phil is back with A's to your Q's

He's got your back mate.

WATCH: UK cop caught playing on trampoline.. during a damn drug bust

That was a pretty sweet flip though...

Jim wins $300 gambling with callers live on air

Desperate times call for desperate measures right?

WATCH: 'Big Ben' battler gets bogged at London Marathon finish-line but still sets world record

Commitment to the gag is off the charts.

Jay filled his new diesel Ranger with petrol

What. a. winner.

Jay & Dunc spend $400 on Body Lotion for Producer Jeremy's birthday

Was this necessary? Yes, yes it was.

'Rage Yoga' is here to get you fitter by swearing, shouting and drinking beer

You had us at beer

Fans mercilessly beat bloke outside cinema for shouting Avengers Endgame spoilers

Jim, is that you??

Bloke drops 20kgs after sinking nothing but beersies for 46 days straight

Two to five beers a day can keep the kilos away.

Poo Towns of NZ - Taupo

Hands down the best white rapper we know.

WATCH: Easter Bunny hops into fight after seeing a women get punched

The crowd cheered, "Go Easter Bunny, go!"

Brits will have to identify themselves before watching porn online

WATCH: Hilarious aftermath of steamed Scottish bloke waking up in the wrong house

"The taxi left and I came into the wrong house."

KFC's Colonel Sanders is now a Instagram hipster and we're bloody confused

WHY!?!?

Men with beards carry more germs than dogs - study

It's actually A LOT more than dogs

Bloke sues parents for $130k after they destroyed his 'extensive' porn collection

Not the wank bank!

'Inquiries are flocking in': Kiwis hilarious reactions to a sheep advertised as ride on lawn mower on Trade Me

You won't believe how high bids are going...