This dude got his dick stuck in a drainpipe and had to get it sawn off

F**king NOPE.

Jim puts it all on the line against one of NZ's best poker players

Some real punishing poker played here..

Bloke wakes from bender to find his penis was chopped off

Holy hecka this is grim

Jim was busy with his karaoke machine and was belting out Sweet Caroline

Are we actually paying him for this?

Duncs done the hard yards, and found out Rats love being tickled

The more you know aye

Poo Towns of NZ - Mount Maunganui

Another cracker for the nation this time we went for the mount!

WATCH: Southland farmer swaps tractor to paddock bash a jetski after floods

The most unlikely paddock bash vehicle.

KISS now make Crocs for all those part-time gardeners, full-time rockers

Why did anyone think these were a good idea?

Game of Thrones vs. Metallica: Watch Dany go nuts to 'For Whom the Bell Tolls'

It fits amazingly well.

WATCH: Bloke somehow managed to weld his head to a railing in epic workplace fail

And our welder of the week goes to...

Investigation into pilot that drew a massive sky penis finds the boys were just having a laugh

"Draw a giant penis. That would be awesome"

Jay and Dunc randomly pick Jim's next diet

Jim is on struggle street. Give the man some meat.

WATCH: 92-year-old battler drives mobility scooter on 100km/h motorway & tells motorist to "F**k off"

When you've run out of f**ks to give...

Jim will never watch Game of Thrones - here's 7 reasons why

He actually makes some half decent points here..

Bloke arrested after eating free KFC for a year by saying he's from head office, checking quality

Finger lickin' fraud

Bloke buys a tarantula to make sure "nagging" mother-in-law never comes back

"Worked like a charm"

Johnny Kay explains the difference between a gift and what's yours

Dunc decided it was easier to just part ways with a $1200 washing machine than continue to deal with an ex.

Bloke used Female Snapchat filter on Tinder and got more than 1600 matches

Yeah..that's a man..

Penis enlargement surgery 'should almost never be done' & 'wrong on every level' - study

Just be happy with what your packing, lads.

Train driver caught watching porn on the job.. and through the train's loudspeaker

Come on mate. Shouldn't you be looking at the tracks?

Poo Towns of NZ - Brisbane

We've gone international!

This renegade pigeon broke the limit, triggered a speed camera & faces a $42 fine

'Whether the speedy bird wants to pay the €25 fine, and above all how, remains an open question."

Producer Honeybone finally gets one back over Jim

It's been over a year since Jim stitched him up on his internship.

Chinese blogger tries to eat live octopus - ends up getting her face "disfigured"

Safe to say the octopus was having NONE of it...

Justin Marshall hates The Rock after Producer Jeremy made this parody

Hopefully the last 6 years have healed the wound

Jim thinks that Paul McCartney and Brad the boss are robots

Someone bring him a tin foil hat

Fans found a bloody Starbucks coffee cup in new Game of Thrones episode

The one cup set twitter alight...

Facialist reckons a 'sperm mask' is the key to perfect skin

"Yes, you heard right!"

Jay managed to snag a coffee machine worth thousands for $100

What a steal!

Jim finally gets a quiz right live on air

Even though technically he got all of these answers wrong..

Australian rangers have found a bloody three-eyed snake

There Aussie goes again with making us never want to f***ing visit.

Poo Towns of NZ - Motueka

Aaaaaay, Motueka!

Jim hides in cubicle and starts convos with workmates for his new segment 'Toilet Talkback'

Broadcasting from the men's toilets at Mediaworks HQ.

WATCH: The drive team react to ruthless online comments towards cross-eyed UK thief

Dunc found this absolute gem on the world wide web.

Resident GC Ordinary Dr. Phil is back with A's to your Q's

He's got your back mate.

WATCH: UK cop caught playing on trampoline.. during a damn drug bust

That was a pretty sweet flip though...

Jim wins $300 gambling with callers live on air

Desperate times call for desperate measures right?

WATCH: 'Big Ben' battler gets bogged at London Marathon finish-line but still sets world record

Commitment to the gag is off the charts.

Jay filled his new diesel Ranger with petrol

What. a. winner.

Jay & Dunc spend $400 on Body Lotion for Producer Jeremy's birthday

Was this necessary? Yes, yes it was.

'Rage Yoga' is here to get you fitter by swearing, shouting and drinking beer

You had us at beer

Fans mercilessly beat bloke outside cinema for shouting Avengers Endgame spoilers

Jim, is that you??

Bloke drops 20kgs after sinking nothing but beersies for 46 days straight

Two to five beers a day can keep the kilos away.

Poo Towns of NZ - Taupo

Hands down the best white rapper we know.

WATCH: Easter Bunny hops into fight after seeing a women get punched

The crowd cheered, "Go Easter Bunny, go!"

Brits will have to identify themselves before watching porn online

WATCH: Hilarious aftermath of steamed Scottish bloke waking up in the wrong house

"The taxi left and I came into the wrong house."

KFC's Colonel Sanders is now a Instagram hipster and we're bloody confused

WHY!?!?

Men with beards carry more germs than dogs - study

It's actually A LOT more than dogs

Bloke sues parents for $130k after they destroyed his 'extensive' porn collection

Not the wank bank!

'Inquiries are flocking in': Kiwis hilarious reactions to a sheep advertised as ride on lawn mower on Trade Me

You won't believe how high bids are going...

The drive team secretly recorded their partner's reactions to seeing their 'members' for the first time

How's this for homework.

If you hold in your farts they could come out your mouth - study

You have been warned.

Mike McRoberts on wearing special undies for Dancing with the Stars

Gotta do what you gotta do for charity.

Two blokes got so steamed they put on bulletproof vests and started shooting each other

There's no way your weekend was as lose as this...

Watch a shoplifter wedge a whole bloody chainsaw down his pants

The riskiest shoplifting attempt of all-time.

This Brazilian tattoo artist can't draw for shit, and people love her

Check out some of the shittest tattoos we've ever seen - and they're on purpose.

Jay had a blow out when he was asked to open a new mall

In a crowd of thousands, Jay suddenly forgot how to count.

Kiwis mercilessly roast van for sale online with ridiculous body kit and modifications

'Please crush this'

WATCH: The most 'Kiwi As Bro' reaction to a 'monster' waterspout ripping your roof off

Someone get the bloke a beer!...and a new roof

How much would you pay for this Thunderbird 2 car? *cough* Toyota Previa

Tinder launch 'Height Verification' and now blokes are calling for weight verification, too

Ohhh this isn't going to end well...

Jim hears himself on the Breeze for the first time and reacts like a madman

Shot, Jimbo!

Watch Tony Hawk drive around yelling "Do a kickflip" at skateboarders

Whoever said to never meet your heros?

Jim is going to the US to make up for his Star Wars blowout

Don't balls this one up mate.

Poo Towns of NZ - Dannevirke

A real run of good form from Producer Jeremy.

Idiots trying to siphon fuel end up sucking shit from sewage tank

The most fitting 'Funny Shit' we've published this year...

Jim makes up song facts for the King of Countdowns

And also sings in the process.

Bloke is suing his boss for $1.8 million because he bullied him with farts

Wait, can you do that?

WATCH: Bizarre motorcycle racing crash ends in punch up and two lengthy bans

Elderly couple sued for blasting Iron Maiden too loud

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO LOUD

Bryce and Dunc test their new microphone at Jim Beam Homegrown

Wait, is that what we think it is fellas?

Jim tries to drink 5 cups of coffee in one sitting

Yeah, don't think this one will become a daily routine for the Hairy Chainsaw..

Poo Towns of NZ - Papakura

Jeremy slowing it right down with this belter for Papakura.

WATCH: Bloopers and outtakes from Mulls and Brad's Rock The Park Fyre Festival parody

Acting is not our thing.

Jim paid out about getting rid of his shirts

Prob for the best mate.

Grandma poses for photo on iceberg, and the silly old duck had to be rescued when it floated out to sea

Goddammit, Judith.

Kiwis roast rich kids' school banning $100 notes at tuck shop

"Yet another aspect of the Kiwi way of life under assault."

Woman complains drug dealer sold her sugar instead of cocaine...to the POLICE

"What is the world coming to when we can't trust our neighbourhood drug dealer?"

Drunk Six60 fan caught popping a squat on bus faces $200 fine

"I had to!"

Pilot on test flight spells 'I'm bored' and draws two massive cock and balls over Australia

"Young instructors, what can you do?"

Bloke jumps and swings on on rope bridge causing it to collapse...unsurprisingly

There's always one bloke who has to take it too far.

WATCH: Kids wrestling match turns into full on parental brawl

No kids, THIS is how you do a takedown.

Jim falls for Nissan's beautiful beast: I Love Ute Bro

Jim just loves ute, bro.

Someone caught Tony Lyall peeing at Piha beach

I can see your eyes looking down, yes I am currently urinating.

Dunc gets confused between geology and geography

Being out of school for a while now is no excuse Dunc..

Burger King hilariously rip-off McDonald's after losing 'Big Mac' trademark

McDonald's must be fuming after this...

WATCH: KISS cover band singer's hair catches fire - keeps playing like a boss

The battler didn't miss a note.

Life advice from one of the biggest GCs - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Some words of wisdom from Ordinary Dr. Phil

WATCH: Two Kiwi lads cruise on a couch powered by a pair of Lime scooters

They wanted to one-up a Dunedin stunt..

WATCH: Bad Lip Reading is the only NFL highlights video worth seeing

Like the Super Bowl, only much more interesting.

I'm pregnant and you're the dad! Literally impossible...

Considering this bloke literally has no testicles, he called BS right away.

Bloke goes on hilarious Twitter rant blasting indoor stationary bikes

Twitter has had enough of stationary bikes.

A world first? 'Cool and half-functional vanute' up for sale

Perfect car for all the BOYS appears online.

WATCH: Man tries to stop hit-and-run driver, ends up going for 110km/h ride on bonnet

Road rage American style...

WATCH: Aussie bloke blasts "d**khead" cyclists for not using their damn cycle lane

"What's the point of us spending this money if you're not gonna use it?"

WATCH: Jim trips and spills heaps of food & drinks down aisle at NZ Sevens

Can't take him anywhere.

You can now enjoy a beer bath with unlimited bezzies on tap

Forget those weird mud baths, this is the spa you're after.

WATCH: Drunk bloke goes mad in an Uber and grabs drivers' steering wheel

The passenger from hell for this poor bloke.

WATCH: Savage airline kicks family off flight because no one could handle their body odour

They even asked 'em to "own up to what really happened"