Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

Can't get any samller

Man caught sticking his penis into car exhaust pipe fined $200

What a headline.

Rog challenges the rest of the Rumble to a 100m sprint

What on earth were you thinking mate..

Poo Towns - Kawerau

So much going on in this one 🤣

TikTok users are tricking family and friends by playing Pornhub's music to see if they recognise the sound

Wouldn't know what it sounds like tbh

Rooster with knife attached to its leg kills owner during illegal cockfight

How's that for a bit of karma.

WATCH: Beavis and Butt-Head announce second movie

The dopey cartoon teens are returning to the big screen.

Holy sh*t we have some tight arse listeners

Geez, you lot are worse than Rog.

WATCH: Aussie bloke arrested after burnout in a Hungry Jacks drive thru due to ice cream machine being broken

It's never broken.......

Feedback Line: Potato chip shortage

Feedback Line is back for 2021!

Police raid MASSIVE orgy involving 100 People During COVID Curfew In France

Okay then

Six people arrested for changing Hollywood Sign to read "Hollyboob"

Now these are headlines we like to see.

Silly old boomer rams and sinks his own boat in wild boat-rage incident in Tairua

You can't beat a good day on the water.

Australian Police are looking for wanted woman called "Khe Sanh Cox" and the FB comments are gold

Over 22,000 comments and most of them reference Cold Chisel.

WATCH: Woman goes viral after house cameras catch her bizarre sleep walking

"It's like a moose knuckle" 🤣

WATCH: Kiwi bloke gets a slap to the nuts by a bronze whaler

Ouch

Lad demolishes four beers at the cricket to please the crowd

ONE MOOOOORE

Research Ryan: If The Rumble were tradies, what would they be?

It's his best yet!

Because it's 2021, a cat meowing to Disturbed's 'Down With The Sickness' has gone viral

Oh wo-wo-wo-wowwww...

“Nothing wrong with a finger but you can spice it up from time to time” - Dunc, 2021

😳

Check out some of the entries for the Rumble's tattoo removal competition

There's some absolute filth here!

Man who married sex doll 'cheats' on her with another object while she gets repaired

He couldn't help himself while his sex doll wife is in 'hospital'.

Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom

Your Cock is Mine now!

The 'World's Worst Airbnb' Still Managed to Get Bookings

3 YouTube pranksters created the listing and were in for a surprise.

Son wins lawsuit against parents after they throw away his porno magazines

The son estimates the thrown out items were worth $25,000.

Festie Rog gives out New Years Festival advice

Take it at your own risk.

Queensland woman jumps into huge flood to rescue beer kegs

Parts of Aussie have been hard hit with extreme weather, heavy rainfall and damaging winds that have caused dramatic flooding.

Aussie chick gives up on dating apps, goes to Bunnings instead to try pick up blokes

She was trying to snag a man down the plumbing aisle.

Producer Jeremy's Secret Santa present to Mulls: 'Pale Fellow'

♫ Look at the sun, look how it shines on you, please hide your skin from view ♫

WATCH: Couple spotted having sex in hotel window as crowd below cheers them on

Note to self: Always shut the hotel curtains.

What's the weather like on the Cratest Day of the Year? DAYFIRT

DAYFRITTTTT

Bloke eats 100 Zinger boxes in 100 days to raise money for men's mental health

Unreal stuff

Taiwanese Madman Sells PS5 After Wife Finds Out It Wasn’t An Air Purifier

Genius level intellect

Mike Tyson smoked weed right before his fight with Roy Jones Jr

The exhibition fight over the weekend saw the two draw.

Bodybuilder marries his sex doll after proposing in December last year

Congrats...?

Man attempts to cook chicken in Yellowstone National Park hot springs and gets banned

Let him cook the chicken!

Victoria Bitter are set to release shoes that are perfect for shoeys

Weeee've never seen Rog do a shoey...

Aussie tradie covers himself blue after whacking spray paint can with shovel

He got shouted a Zinger Box for his efforts.

KFC now have automatic 'food trucks' and we want them in NZ

The best thing to come from social distancing rules.

Taiwan teen woken from 62-day coma by the words....... 'chicken fillet'

What a legend!

WATCH: Tyson Fury hits punching bag so hard that the ceiling collapses

Full beast mode.

Jack Black hilariously does the WAP dance challenge in a pair a tight red budgie smugglers

Absolutely disgusting. We love it.

Pope Francis caught liking model's raunchy photo on Instagram

"My mum may hate my ass pics but the Pope be double-tapping."

Woman cooks steak in toaster and people aren't happy about it

FFS.

WATCH: One of the Greatest golf shots EVER!

What a shot!

Someone bought loser.com just to link you to Donald Trumps' Wiki page

It's not the only URL that's been set up to mock Donny, yourefired.com will also take you to President Trumps' Twitter.

WATCH: Self-Driving race car crashes off the line in it's first ever live showcase

Didn't even make it past the start line!

WATCH: Bloke puts together epic Halloween light show to the tune of 'Enter Sandman'

Worth it.

Dave Grohl overcomes his caffeine addiction in hilarious spoof ‘FreshPotix’ ad

10 years on and still jonesing for a coffee fix.

Jay and Dunc rip into Web Producer Jack

For no real reason to be fair.

WATCH: Giant inflatable Borat statue floats down the River Thames in London

Very niceeee.

Jay & Dunc give a South African accent a go

Pretty bad from both of the boys here..

Top US news personality suspended for masturbating in company Zoom meeting

"I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera."

WATCH: Paddy Gower's 'really good election night' supercut

We want whatever he had that night.

Jay would do anything for his company..

Questionable here mate..

Aussie bloke feels something tickling his ear, turns out to be a huntsman spider

Yeah nah.

Rog ditches his new flat in a Helicopter

And he stayed at his mum's place 🤣🤣

Rog joins 'The Zoo' in the Mount

Check out how 'Flatting with Farrelly went down'..

WATCH: Domino's delivery driver caught rubbing ice cream container on crotch before handing over food

The driver is now under investigation.

WATCH: Drunk Cu%*t screams Queens Bohemian Rhapsody in the back of a Police Car

Not too bad actually

The trailer and release date for Borat 2 are here

Very nice.

This bloke hired an escort and she turned out to be his best mate's mum

And he still hasn't told his mate.

The Denver Broncos filled their stadium with South Park character cut outs

The fans loved it.

Poo Towns - Paihia

Paihia you're up!

Producer Jeremy is one crook individual

A real insight into how the show works..

Jay and his giant lid

We decided to blow it up and throw it on our giant screens

Factory caught washing, recycling and re-selling thousands of used condoms

Yeah, nah.

This bloke pulled a 17ft long 'alien' tapeworm out his bum

Yikes.

Poo Towns - Akaroa

Get around this one!

Poo Towns - Geraldine

For all those asking for this belter!

An MP in Thailand was caught looking at porn on his phone in parliament

The MP was looking at the images for about ten minutes.

Paddy G on the latest episode of Patrick Gower: On Weed

Always great to catch up with this legend.

Bryce turned into a horse boy to impress singer Beth Campbell back in the day

Saddle Club Casey.

Brad the Boss is back Doot Dooing

Poo Towns - Havelock North

How goooood.

DJ Dunc loves playing tunes at the footy

Throwing it dddddown!

Groom Takes Laptop To Wedding And Plays Football Manager

Worth it!

Sign language interpreter translates when someone shouts "f**k you" at mayor

So good.

Thirteen of the Queen's guards jailed for attending drug-fuelled party during lockdown

WATCH: Tony Hawk Skates The Warehouse Level From ‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater’ In Real Life

Nostalgia activated

This bloke had to have surgery after shoving a beer glass up his bum

Yep, you read that headline right.

Mad Butcher "baffled" by fake advertisement on PornHub

"She really loves her meat!"

Woman opens plane door for a 'bit of fresh air'

*Don't try this*

We wrote Brad the Boss his very own song

He's had a brad day

Brad the Boss is having an awful day

Do you think some motivational chat would help?

Steve wants to cross the Cook Strait on the back of a Hilux

This would be a great nudge.

James Hetfield has venomous species of Snake named after him

Atheris hetfield....Cool!

Poo Towns - Twizel

For the people in the Mackenzie District!

Jeremy's song about Dunc's made up mate

This one's for 'no bumhole noel'.

Aussie bloke caught on CCTV video showering naked in car wash

The staff saw the funny side of it & shared the video to Facebook.

Jay has a ripper for 'take my money'

Worth the money we say!

Kiwis hiliariously respond to overseas criticism of lockdown with #NZHellHole posts

THIS PLACE IS A PRISON

Poo Towns - Havelock

Here you go Havelock it's your very own #PooTowns track!

Jack Goodhue says goodbye to his mullet

You will be missed

Pissed-off Australian bloke goes on a rampage in his bobcat because of neighbour's noisy party

Strayaaaaaaaa

12-year-old Dunedin kid steals bus and wipes out cars in 20km joyride

The little rascal even jumped on a motorway.

Dunc was a honorary Girl Scout as a kid

He was also swooped by Magpies at a meeting..

Caller Steve joins the Mad Dog Club with a wild story involving 54 stitches on his face

"Bugger off, don't touch me bloody face!"

North Canterbury club rugby coach's f- and c-bomb loaded pre-game speech goes viral

If this doesn't rark you up, we don't know what will.

Husband discovers wife is having an affair by spotting her in the act on Google Maps

Busted.