Josh Homme gets rarked up by precious VIP area at front of stage, makes security open the gates

How good?

17/07/2018

Underpaid bloke goes on a resignation rampage, absolutely cocks up his boss' office

Champagne and rage.

17/07/2018

WATCH: Russian punk-rock band invade pitch during the France/Croatia final

Pussy Riot on the job.

16/07/2018

Introducing 'peegasms', a new female sex trend that's freaking out Doctors

Turns out holding it has a pay off.

13/07/2018

Bad news lads, Fifa's banning broadcasters from lingering on hot women in the crowd

Bummer.

13/07/2018

Bloke attempts to eat cereal in mosh, fails miserably

They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

13/07/2018

Chick gets engagement ring stuck up her hooha after trying to propose with a Kinder Egg

Outstanding effort though.

12/07/2018

Watching these lads smash out 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' on toys will make your day

Never has a Hello Kitty drum kit been this kick-arse.

12/07/2018

WATCH: Cooked English fan biffs beer on AM show's UK reporter mid-broadcast

Props to Lloyd Burr who just powers through his broadcast, soaked in booze.

12/07/2018

WATCH: How long will an air horn go off before our boss realises he's being stitched up?

Classic stitch up.

11/07/2018

Model bitten by shark while posing for Instagram picture in shark-infested waters

There are no words.

11/07/2018

WATCH: Marilyn Manson forces fan to remove his Avenged Sevenfold shirt

"That's not my band."

11/07/2018

Wairarapa cops looking for info on guy who ganked box of Cody's from local Bottle-O

Sound like any of your mates?

10/07/2018

WATCH: Granddad headbanging to AC/DC at a red light is all of us

"You got me ringing hell's bells. My temperature's high, hell's bells."

10/07/2018

If you watch anything today make it Nollsy losing his f*cking mind at punter in crowd

The most impressively colorful rant we've heard in some time. He's since issued an apology.

09/07/2018

Hunger for pie leads cooked Hawera bloke to smashing ATM that swallowed his card

Relatable.

06/07/2018

WATCH: Silly bugger attempts to reverse his car off a power pole on busy road

A bloody power line.

06/07/2018

Seagulls on the piss are causing havoc, incapable of flight and spewing all over the show

This is a legit story. No joke. Seagulls on the rinse.

06/07/2018

Bloke catches a bale of weed while fishing on his birthday

Probably keep those sunnies on mate.

06/07/2018

Topless women steals bulldozer and crashes into apartment complex

Stay away from meth, kids.

05/07/2018

10 times the camera operator got distracted by banging hot football fans

When the camera lingers for that extra second...

05/07/2018

WATCH: Bloke with cornrows chowing down on corn while listening to Korn wins the internet

The Korn-ception.

04/07/2018

Truck driver gets sweet revenge on Corvette wanker who refused to let him merge into lane

Well mate, you had that one coming.

04/07/2018

Gigantic dick becomes popular landmark on Google Maps

Scoring hundreds of 5 star reviews.

04/07/2018

Chick hilariously stitches up scammer by scamming him back after he requested 'bob pics'

Sorry sxy bby.

04/07/2018

WATCH: Thirsty bear joins bloke in hot tub, necks his margarita

Guts bro.

03/07/2018

WATCH: The most commonly misheard rock lyrics have us in stitches

Try get through this and not laugh.

03/07/2018

Wellington bus driver reportedly loses it, rams battler in the bus lane

Road rage ramming is real - stay the f*ck outta the bus lane team.

03/07/2018

Credit card thief falls through ceiling in the funniest CCTV footage we've ever seen

It's like Benny Hill on crack.

02/07/2018

Kiwi battler escapes the cops in hilarious police chase across Northland beach

Holy shit, this is good. But would not recommend.

02/07/2018

Sign language interpreter translating Lamb of God like an absolute champ

Enthusiastic is one word for this, fucking awesome are two others.

02/07/2018

Meet the Johnsons: The latest family conned into taking The Morning Rumble Challenge

Breeze listeners Jenny and Craig gave The Morning Rumble a go for the week...

28/06/2018

WATCH: Jim gets down to some risky business while making content for HRV

Jim shows how to live your pants free dream this winter with HRV ventilation and heating

28/06/2018

Someone created lingerie that vibrates every time a goal is scored in the Fifa World Cup

They were trying to help woman get "excited" about sports, but have been blasted as sexists...

26/06/2018

WATCH: When you're "high as balls" and decide to show Mum your special talent

"I'm high as balls, wanna see my special talent?"

26/06/2018

Arctic Monkey's accidentally kicked David Bowie off their table

So. Much. Regret.

25/06/2018

Broke Jim crawls under Thane's house looking for a weird smell to try make a quick buck

Shit got weird. Real quick.

22/06/2018

Chick thinks she getting engaged, turns out geezer just wants to enter in the back door

No surprises, the clip has blown the hell up online.

22/06/2018

Drunken munter use wild raccoon to help him drive, it does not go well

Possibly the most outrageous drunken yarn we've ever read.

22/06/2018

Burger King told chicks to get knocked up by a World Cup player and score free whoppers

Only in Russia.

21/06/2018

One bloke just brought doughnuts and chicken nuggies together

Introducing the donug...

20/06/2018

WATCH: Horny couple go viral after getting caught going at it on plane seat

And the mile high club is currently boarding.

20/06/2018

Mexican football fans went so ham after beating Germany, they caused a bloody earthquake

Holy hecka, that's one hell of a celebration.

18/06/2018

Good news for the big knobs among us, large condoms are back in stock

Which let's be honest... Isn't any of us.

14/06/2018

Corey Taylor covering Spongbob Squarepants is something we never knew we wanted

Throwing back to a weirdly excellent moment with Corey Taylor.

14/06/2018

WATCH: Aussie man ambushed by his mates while sleeping in his undies, left tied up to his mattress on a highway

When your mate's stitch up makes the bloody news.

13/06/2018

Nelson dearro's go viral after ganking a bench in hilarious CCTV getaway footage

Inconspicuous lads.

12/06/2018

The NBA just got roasted by bad lip readers and the entire Rock office is in stitches

"yYa'll I'm trying to tell you , you gto the wrong guy, he's illuminati."

12/06/2018

Roggy boy' twerked on National telly and holy hecka, it's everything we expected and more

Week 7 saw Roggy dancing his heart out in a backwards Rock cap and a gold chain - and shit it's a sight to behold.

11/06/2018

WATCH: Rog's infomercial for Woll fry pans

Watch out Mike Puru.

08/06/2018

Has DWTS changed Rog? An exclusive look in to Rog's behavior at the Rock HQ

Looks like the fame's gone to Twinkle Toes head...

08/06/2018

Turns out Aussie's infamous "poo jogger" was a top dog exec

The bloke was honking out a dirty snake on a public footpath daily for over a year.

08/06/2018

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne endorses goat yoga and yes, that's a real thing

Ozzy Osbourne is about to launch his third season of Ozzy & Jack's World Detour, and the promo video is here.

07/06/2018

Ledgebag baseball fan catches ball in her beer then chugs it back

What a catch.

07/06/2018

WATCH: Days are numbered for the home covered with 75,000 cans of Fosters

There's a full noise doco on this glorious landmark for the humble Fozzie lover.

07/06/2018

Aussie church gagging over the deep message they erected yesterday

"(Bl)Oh my god."

06/06/2018

Freshen up your rugby knowledge with How to Dad and Kieran Read before the big test

Quality How To Rugby tips.

06/06/2018

Kiwi bloke draws giant dicks around potholes in bid to get Auckland Transport to fix them

Nothing like a spot of gratuity to get the authorities attention. Kiwi ingenuity right there.

01/06/2018

Doctors remove six-inch shower head from man’s bum after ‘slip’

That's what they all say mate.

01/06/2018

'Murdered' journalist walks into press conference about his own death

Holy hecka. What a plot twist.

31/05/2018

Thane and Dunc called their new fan Osama from Pakistan, who slipped into their DMs

Wonder how much this call set the company back...

30/05/2018

WATCH: Dearros chasing cheese down brutally steep hill in slow motion to Ava Maria

The Annual Cheese Rolling Comp just went down and it's one hell of a painful yet hilarious watch.

30/05/2018

WATCH: Jimbo nude models in his quest to become a male "entertainer"

The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.

29/05/2018

Marilyn Manson took a whizz on Korn's food for the hahas

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

29/05/2018

The Rumble stitch up Jim, sign him up on a male 'entertainer' website and then wax him for his first Hen's night

Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?

28/05/2018

Rog's 5 most memorable moves on the dance floor last night (in shareable gif form)

Plus we sent Rog on a tumble through time and space....

28/05/2018

Sesame Street's suing Melissa McCarthy for her X-rated puppet movie

When the druggos move on to your street and davalue your pride and joy, you're gonna bite back.

28/05/2018

World's largest orgy overcomes venue hump, set to go down in Vegas next Saturday

With a 1000+ people ready to turn up (and on).

25/05/2018

Kid eats nothing but sausage rolls for fifteen years

And you thought you knew fussy?

25/05/2018

Internet begged Weezer to cover 'Africa', so they covered Toto's 'Rosanna' instead

Good from you, Weezer.

25/05/2018

Blokes' hilariously accurate troll of basic b*tches and everything that sucks on Instagram

#blessed

24/05/2018

WATCH: Naked criminal leaps out of window, topples into invading SWAT team

One hell of a day for this unfortunate bloke.

23/05/2018

This bad lip reading of the Royal Wedding is the best thing on the internet today

Still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey went on a three day Royal bender? This'll ease the pain, and make ya laugh.

23/05/2018

Dubbing Over The Stars: Episode 4

The latest installment in the BETTER dancing show NZ has on offer.

22/05/2018

5 top notch gifs from the big dog's bloody outstanding samba on DWTS last night

Our hero, immortalized in glorious giphy form.

22/05/2018

WATCH: Warriors centre blames his undies for recent losses, takes destroying them to a new frontier

We're talking shooting, exorcising, burning, blending, freezing and smashing them to end the curse.

21/05/2018

Jim's outrageous TV ad that aired on TV3, to cover his ass for crashing the Rock ute

The people of NZ were accosted by Jim at his weirdest on their tellys, for a one-screen only commercial.

19/05/2018

Rog gets roasted for failing to empty knifes from the dishwasher without cutting himself

"YOU'RE NOT STEVIE WONDER."

19/05/2018

WATCH: Battler accidentally walks into LIVE news broadcast carrying huge weed plant

The timing is unbelievable. But real.

18/05/2018

Sandra Bullock loves using a facial cream made from Korean newborn's foreskins

She even went on television to promote it. What a time to be alive.

18/05/2018

Bloke stitches up his drink-driving mate to believe he's been in a coma for ten years

One hell of a way to learn a very important lesson.

15/05/2018

Rog's 10 most memorable dance moves on DWTS so far (in shareable GIF form)

Because you just can't get enough of this NZ hero.

14/05/2018

Mum thinks she's found her son's drugs, couldn't be more wrong

This has us in stitches.

11/05/2018

Bloke says his ex is hotter than his current girlfriend on live television

This is a bloody painful watch.

11/05/2018

Northland bloke reels in whopping 146 kg marlin, so huge it won't fit in his boat

Catch of the day goes to Josh Roberts in Whangarei.

09/05/2018

New study reckons Netflix is a giant cockblock, ending couples sex lives

God damnit Netflix. I thought we were friends.

08/05/2018

Steamed bloke accidentally climbs the alps while trying to find his hotel room

Wanted to climb into bed, climbed a mountain instead.

08/05/2018

WATCH: Kiwi bloke goes viral after stitching up random Auckland motorists stuck in traffic

He's already wracked up half a million views.

08/05/2018

Bloke tries a pre-workout stimulant for the first time and his review has us in stitches

Holy. This shit sounds more like a fry-up on the glass barbie than a safe and legal pre-workout powder...

07/05/2018

Karen wants her $20 as Bane is the best thing you'll watch today

Holy sweet Jesus. Our sides hurt from laughing.

04/05/2018

WATCH: Air sex competitions are a real thing and we're not sure if we're disturbed or turned on

We'd prefer the real thing.... But hey, each to their own.

03/05/2018

Bloke gets friendzoned on television and shit, it's a brutal watch

One of the most savage scenes we've ever seen on TV.

01/05/2018

Ryan Reynolds posts Deadpool's Avengers rejection letter

Our favourite Marvel hero didn't make the cut.

30/04/2018

This lad's hilariously honest ad for his 1999 Toyota Corolla is the best thing you'll read today

You can't polish a turd, but you sure as hell can laugh at one.

26/04/2018

Dead millionaire renders his wife of 42 years a pleb, leaving her nothing

Savage.

24/04/2018

Jim plays a song he wrote himself to The Killers frontman, Brandon Flowers

Not shit or painful to watch at all.

23/04/2018

12yo rascal ganks his Mum's credit card, jumps on a plane to Bali

The size of this kid's balls.

23/04/2018

Newlyweds drop a $1000 on cheeseburgers for drunken guests

Not all heroes wear capes.

23/04/2018

Day 3: Jim strips to his undies, sleeps in Freedom bed for 28 minutes

So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.

20/04/2018

Students asked to cut back on roundabout sex, deemed too distracting for drivers

Creating Os on a big O during O week. It's like an O-ception.

20/04/2018