Watching this rich munter f*ck up his Lamborghini can only improve your day

Really buggered that up, mate.

19/10/2018

Canada sold out of cheese one day after legalizing it

The stoners are oot and aboot in Canada.

19/10/2018

Bloke pretends to be football player to get laid for three bloody years

That's some commitment.

19/10/2018

WATCH: Two blokes get trapped in the joint they're trying to rob, crowd gather to laugh at their shame

God karma's good.

18/10/2018

Five Fingers Farelly and Mullowpuff warm up for Japan with a sumo showdown

Best of three takes out the Rumble sumo championship...

17/10/2018

Holy hecka, this ginormous weapon is gearing up for his MMA debut

Feel sorry for the poor bastard who has to face up to this behemoth in the octagon.

17/10/2018

Mad dog surfers hitch free ride to Waiheke on the wake from ferry

Yeah the boys.

17/10/2018

Jack Daniel's release advent calendar with 1.5L of whiskey

Christmas just got a hell of a lot more merry.

16/10/2018

Not even a "smashed testicle" could stop Jona Nareki competing for the Ranfurly Shield

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are running it straight for Otago.

16/10/2018

WATCH: Hit-and-run driver gets absolutely rolled by karma

"What a crazy ass bitch."

16/10/2018

Bloke sells his missus on eBay listing, then panics when the bids get too high

She ended up hitting close to $150k NZD.

15/10/2018

WATCH: Out the gate truck driver hi-5's oncoming traffic with giant pipe

Reminder, check your rear view mirror, eh?

15/10/2018

Dog invades footy pitch for a good ol' belly rub

Can't blame the dog for knowing what he wants!

12/10/2018

Nickelback & Korn roasting themselves in mean tweets vid is a bloody laugh

Imagine Dragons get a good wholloping too.

12/10/2018

Rap group Migos just won a "Best Rock Group" award and we wanna riot

The single most ridiculous thing to happen in 2018.

11/10/2018

How much time do you spend on your phone?

Thanks to apple we can now see exactly how long Thane Kirby spends on pornhub a week.

09/10/2018

Thane gets his creep on auditioning for a new Human Traffic voice

Things got hot on the airwaves this afternoon.

09/10/2018

Bloke spends $16k transforming his Hamilton home into a race track

Money bloody well spent.

09/10/2018

Birds getting on the piss and causing chaos in small town

The younger squawkers can't handle the rinse. Sounds a bit like our kiddos...

09/10/2018

Legendary Italian playboy, famous for boning 6,000 women, dies while going at it in a car

What a way to go.

08/10/2018

WATCH: Limp Bizkit's guitarist gets swallowed by mosh pit, Fred Durst starts freaking out

Wes, can you hear me? ....You guys please, please be careful, all right."

05/10/2018

WATCH: Lady Gaga singing 'Down with the Sickness' is hilarious

We didn't think we'd want to hear this but we were wrong.

05/10/2018

WATCH: Escaped horse charges through pub

A horse charges into a bar...

05/10/2018

Watching Kids getting disturbed watching Disturbed has us in stitches

"If this was any louder I think my ears would be bleeding."

05/10/2018

WATCH: Ball bag with a camera tries to film a bull race, gets absolutely flattened

Pretty brutal.

05/10/2018

Does Dr Laura have the answer as to why Thane & Dunc have lost their hair?

This could explain a thing or two..

04/10/2018

Johnnie Walker's created a limited edition "White Walker" whiskey for GOT fans

And the bottle glows blue when frozen!

03/10/2018

The first reviews for 'Venom' are in and hell, apparently it's "Catwoman level bad"

"A complete failure."

03/10/2018

WATCH: The premiere of Tenacious D's buck-wild animated show 'Post Apocalypto' is here

The end of the world is here and it's these two ball bags' job to save humanity.

02/10/2018

Doctors give Octopus' MDMA to prevent cannibalism and make them all round nicer dudes

Worked a bloody treat.

01/10/2018

WATCH: Sheep has a hoon on the roof of a truck on Auckland motorway

Bugger me, if anyone knows how she got up there.

01/10/2018

Self-pouring beer machines exist and every home needs one

The robotic beer dispenser is blowing up the internet.

27/09/2018

"Great commitment" shown by sheep, rocking a mullet as tribute to the All Blacks

Iconic.

27/09/2018

WATCH: Kaikoura kayaker gets stitched up by seal, slapped in the face with an octopus

"I don't know who got the bigger fright - the octopus, the seal or me."

27/09/2018

Hilary Barry tells Mulls her c*** is spectacular in kick-arse response to punisher

NOTE: Punisher wasn't Mulls. This time.

26/09/2018

WATCH: Ol' fella smashes out ridiculously accurate Rush air drum solo like a boss

What an absolute weapon.

18/09/2018

Kiddo mistakes his dad's pingers for candy, hands them round to his mates at school

Oops.

17/09/2018

WATCH: Champ fights off four robbers with huge bong

Wielding the bongo like a bloody baseball bat.

17/09/2018

WATCH: Aerosmith performing 'Walk This Way' on toy instruments will make your bloody day

See how long you can watch before cracking up.

14/09/2018

Blazed bloke breaks into Wellington Zoo to impress missus, gets the bash from tiny monkeys

As far as doing stupid things for women, this is well up there...

12/09/2018

Mike Myers recreated the "we're not worthy" Wayne's World scene during Alice Cooper gig

We're not worthy!

12/09/2018

This bloke got his proposal into the new Spider-Man game, and it backfired horrifically

You couldn't make this shit up.

10/09/2018

Kids react to Hangover Sunday and holy shit, they don't hold back

"5 out of 10. Maybe."

10/09/2018

Check out this couple's full noise viking wedding with blood sacrifice and all

What a bloody time to be alive.

07/09/2018

Lad imitates as many Instagram model poses as he can during his travels

On fleek bro.

07/09/2018

WATCH: Bloke legs it out of wedding after his missus catches the bride's bouquet

Run to the hills, run for your lives.

06/09/2018

WATCH: Tenacious D announce new album and drop trailer for their animated series

The boys are back! Watch the Post-Apocalypto trailer now.

05/09/2018

WATCH: Battler gets completely owned by gym equipment behind vlogging gym instructor

Gym equipment 1, bloke -5.

04/09/2018

WATCH: Little brother convinced he's invisible in classic stitch up

They got him good.

31/08/2018

WATCH: Classic stitch up on bloke who finds a 12-inch dilly in his luggage before airport bag check

Priceless.

30/08/2018

Little kid cooks his Mum's romantic proposal, starts peeing as the bloke drops a knee

Bloody good stitch up from a three year old.

29/08/2018

WATCH: Naked bloke snaps thief trying to steal his missus' car

"Silly sausage didn't realise my fiancé is a naked ninja."

28/08/2018

WATCH: The stars of Happytime Murders give Kiwi slang a hoon

Explicit content from these puppets as they try and figure out what 'wop wops', 'misses' and 'yeah, nah' all mean...

28/08/2018

After years of hitting the backdoor, couple go to Dr to find out why they're not pregnant

Wow. Just wow.

27/08/2018

NBC cook their announcement of John McCain's death, cut to fat dolphin-men making out

Awkward as.

27/08/2018

WATCH: Roof actually breaks on Limp Bizkit while they're belting out 'Break Stuff'

The guitarist and his pedal board were completely drowned in water.

22/08/2018

Kiwi fork-lifting company are looking for Fortnite players to fill a new job

Being able to work productively in a 'squad' as well as in 'solo mode' is also an advantage.

21/08/2018

Kiwi battler arrested after sinking too many beersies on a flight and then trying to open the aircraft door

The silly bugger has narrowly avoided a serious prison sentence.

17/08/2018

Spanish bloke gets pulled over and tests positive for every drug in the bloody book

Holy hecka. That's one hell of a bender.

16/08/2018

Pearl Jam created a poster of the White House in flames and an eagle eating Trump's corpse

Well, that escalated quickly.

16/08/2018

It's South Park's 21st birthday, so to celebrate, here's our top ten episodes of all time

Happy Birthday South Park!

14/08/2018

WATCH: Kiwi battler in a tire tube spirals out of control towards moving car

Holy shit. That's a close call if we've ever seen one.

14/08/2018

Pornstar creates the apocalypse of unwanted dick pics with one savage response

Good from you, Ginger.

08/08/2018

Cathedral statue vandalized with KISS makeup

If they're caught they could be paying outrages amounts of cash

08/08/2018

WATCH: Rogue wombat repeatedly attacks Aussie tradie

"Well, f*ck mate, didn't realise wombats had such big f*cking teeth."

07/08/2018

A couple of old guns escape from rest home & rock on at massive music festival

A great effort from these two..

06/08/2018

Divorcee Dad owns world's first Harmony sex doll, rating her 8/10

She even remembers your birthday.

03/08/2018

Auckland bloke jailed for poisoning workmates with weed-laced cake

What a balls up.

03/08/2018

Tradie fired after deliberately driving through puddles to splash pedestrians

100% worth it.

02/08/2018

The pie awards went down last night, here's where you can get the best pies in the country

You're bloody welcome.

01/08/2018

New study finds AC/DC actually IS noise pollution, and a genuine threat to the ecosystem

Rock ‘n roll ain’t noise pollution. Rock ‘n roll ain’t gonna die... But the plants might.

31/07/2018

Research finds your beard is probably filled with poo

Stinking news for all the bearded fellas.

27/07/2018

WATCH: Bloke smashes back a can of baked beans while going ham at a metal gig

What a lad.

27/07/2018

Ryan Reynolds is remaking 'Home Alone' as an R-Rated flick titled 'Stoned Alone'

A blazed loser misses his flight to go on holiday, smokes up, gets paranoid and thinks someones breaking into his house. #Relatable

27/07/2018

Auckland boy invites the cops to his party, loses it when they actually show up

The police were all about it.

27/07/2018

WATCH: Jim's roast chicken and broom curling experiment at the supermarket

If you're allowed to consume food at the supermarket before you pay, just how far can we push that...

25/07/2018

Pro gamer dumps hottest weather girl of all time to focus on Call of Duty

Forecasting a hard southerly upon opening this article.

25/07/2018

Jim gives Ryan a massage, testing how much shit he can use in a supermarket before paying

The old baby oil and cornflake rub down. Ryan's a lucky guy.

24/07/2018

WATCH: Battler plays Korn using actual corn and it doesn't sound half bad

Pop corn picks and cobby percussion.

23/07/2018

WATCH: Near-naked chainsaw-wielding bloke absolutely loses it outside Bunnings

Stay away from crack, folks.

23/07/2018

Mum confronts son over "crack spoon", turns out the situation was hilariously innocent

Ah, that old classic.

20/07/2018

100 y/o woman believes guzzling back cans of Stella is the secret to a long life

Better living everyone.

19/07/2018

Josh Homme gets rarked up by precious VIP area at front of stage, makes security open the gates

How good?

17/07/2018

Underpaid bloke goes on a resignation rampage, absolutely cocks up his boss' office

Champagne and rage.

17/07/2018

WATCH: Russian punk-rock band invade pitch during the France/Croatia final

Pussy Riot on the job.

16/07/2018

Introducing 'peegasms', a new female sex trend that's freaking out Doctors

Turns out holding it has a pay off.

13/07/2018

Bad news lads, Fifa's banning broadcasters from lingering on hot women in the crowd

Bummer.

13/07/2018

Bloke attempts to eat cereal in mosh, fails miserably

They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

13/07/2018

Chick gets engagement ring stuck up her hooha after trying to propose with a Kinder Egg

Outstanding effort though.

12/07/2018

Watching these lads smash out 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' on toys will make your day

Never has a Hello Kitty drum kit been this kick-arse.

12/07/2018

WATCH: Cooked English fan biffs beer on AM show's UK reporter mid-broadcast

Props to Lloyd Burr who just powers through his broadcast, soaked in booze.

12/07/2018

WATCH: How long will an air horn go off before our boss realises he's being stitched up?

Classic stitch up.

11/07/2018

Model bitten by shark while posing for Instagram picture in shark-infested waters

There are no words.

11/07/2018

WATCH: Marilyn Manson forces fan to remove his Avenged Sevenfold shirt

"That's not my band."

11/07/2018

Wairarapa cops looking for info on guy who ganked box of Cody's from local Bottle-O

Sound like any of your mates?

10/07/2018

WATCH: Granddad headbanging to AC/DC at a red light is all of us

"You got me ringing hell's bells. My temperature's high, hell's bells."

10/07/2018

If you watch anything today make it Nollsy losing his f*cking mind at punter in crowd

The most impressively colorful rant we've heard in some time. He's since issued an apology.

09/07/2018

Hunger for pie leads cooked Hawera bloke to smashing ATM that swallowed his card

Relatable.

06/07/2018

WATCH: Silly bugger attempts to reverse his car off a power pole on busy road

A bloody power line.

06/07/2018

Seagulls on the piss are causing havoc, incapable of flight and spewing all over the show

This is a legit story. No joke. Seagulls on the rinse.

06/07/2018