Poo Towns - Paihia

Paihia you're up!

Producer Jeremy is one crook individual

A real insight into how the show works..

Jay and his giant lid

We decided to blow it up and throw it on our giant screens

Factory caught washing, recycling and re-selling thousands of used condoms

Yeah, nah.

This bloke pulled a 17ft long 'alien' tapeworm out his bum

Yikes.

Poo Towns - Akaroa

Get around this one!

Poo Towns - Geraldine

For all those asking for this belter!

An MP in Thailand was caught looking at porn on his phone in parliament

The MP was looking at the images for about ten minutes.

Paddy G on the latest episode of Patrick Gower: On Weed

Always great to catch up with this legend.

Bryce turned into a horse boy to impress singer Beth Campbell back in the day

Saddle Club Casey.

Brad the Boss is back Doot Dooing

Poo Towns - Havelock North

How goooood.

DJ Dunc loves playing tunes at the footy

Throwing it dddddown!

Groom Takes Laptop To Wedding And Plays Football Manager

Worth it!

Sign language interpreter translates when someone shouts "f**k you" at mayor

So good.

Thirteen of the Queen's guards jailed for attending drug-fuelled party during lockdown

WATCH: Tony Hawk Skates The Warehouse Level From ‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater’ In Real Life

Nostalgia activated

This bloke had to have surgery after shoving a beer glass up his bum

Yep, you read that headline right.

Mad Butcher "baffled" by fake advertisement on PornHub

"She really loves her meat!"

Woman opens plane door for a 'bit of fresh air'

*Don't try this*

We wrote Brad the Boss his very own song

He's had a brad day

Brad the Boss is having an awful day

Do you think some motivational chat would help?

Steve wants to cross the Cook Strait on the back of a Hilux

This would be a great nudge.

James Hetfield has venomous species of Snake named after him

Atheris hetfield....Cool!

Poo Towns - Twizel

For the people in the Mackenzie District!

Jeremy's song about Dunc's made up mate

This one's for 'no bumhole noel'.

Aussie bloke caught on CCTV video showering naked in car wash

The staff saw the funny side of it & shared the video to Facebook.

Jay has a ripper for 'take my money'

Worth the money we say!

Kiwis hiliariously respond to overseas criticism of lockdown with #NZHellHole posts

THIS PLACE IS A PRISON

Poo Towns - Havelock

Here you go Havelock it's your very own #PooTowns track!

Jack Goodhue says goodbye to his mullet

You will be missed

Pissed-off Australian bloke goes on a rampage in his bobcat because of neighbour's noisy party

Strayaaaaaaaa

12-year-old Dunedin kid steals bus and wipes out cars in 20km joyride

The little rascal even jumped on a motorway.

Dunc was a honorary Girl Scout as a kid

He was also swooped by Magpies at a meeting..

Caller Steve joins the Mad Dog Club with a wild story involving 54 stitches on his face

"Bugger off, don't touch me bloody face!"

North Canterbury club rugby coach's f- and c-bomb loaded pre-game speech goes viral

If this doesn't rark you up, we don't know what will.

Husband discovers wife is having an affair by spotting her in the act on Google Maps

Busted.

Young Hamilton fella is selling a bag of "COVID free air" on TradeMe, and it's over $100,000 already

The cheeky little smartarse.

Mia Khalifa Is Auctioning Off her "Glasses" To Raise Funds For Beirut

Get your bidding pants on boys

Poo Towns - Westport

A ripper for Westport!

Man left with a three month boner after nose job goes wrong

After a butched nose job, this guy was left with priapsim, A.K.A, a persistent and painful erection.

If 2020 couldn't get any stranger, Steve-O is currently duct-taped to a billboard in L.A

Well, Steve-O hasn't changed much.

Victoria Bitter launch limited edition aftershave

Get around it

Jay got a breast reduction at a vet clinic

Dunc's reaction says it all..

The Buzzy Kiwi talks us through what NZ could look like if cannabis is legalised

He even came off his scooter on the way in!

Poo Towns - Whitianga

On your Whitiangaaa-cation.

Naked German man goes viral chasing after wild boar who stole his laptop

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Old lady hears band playing AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell', ditches her walker to dance and rock out

How. Good.

Does sticking a finger in a dog's bum stop them from fighting?

Jay's mate found out the answer the hard way 😂

This bloke's had a penis growing on his forearm for FOUR YEARS due to delays after it "fell off"

Think you got problems?

Poo Towns - Haast

This one had us in stitches.

Dunc is having some real underwear issues

Anyone one else having these issues with their jocks?

Jay's farming chat

Seeing as Jay's back from 2 days on a farm, we've decided he's our new resident expert.

WATCH: Bloke sprints from house naked after he thought his niece was abducted in a van

Not all hero’s wear capes. Sometimes they don’t wear anything

KFC Crocs sold out within half an hour, and are being re-sold for hundreds of dollars

Die hard KFC fans aren't happy.

A bloke's crowdfunding for a socially distanced strap-on dildo he designed

Ouch.

Hungry Knife-Wielding Lunatic Threatened To 'Cut' Takeaway Staff for Free Chips

The state of the guy!

WATCH: Blues hooker bins Powerade during post-match interview

"Should I boof it?"

WATCH: Man sets up fake Chewbacca roar contest to get revenge on ex

Salty.

Bloke steals 3-foot dildo named Moby and he's still at large

This bloke's in for a good time.

What's the weirdest pet you've ever owned?

This one's pretty out there..

Police find hundreds of coffee beans stuffed with cocaine in Italy

Way to 'blow' your cover

Bloke swims into his sunken van to rescue his pack of ciggies

Ciggies are expensive these days.

Comedian tricks Carole Baskin into giving Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville video shout out

Not really who you want a shoutout from...

Ever wondered how Rog was created? Let Mulls show you

Shockingly accurate.

Man arrested after biting seagull that tried to steal his McDonald's

It's not that serious mate.

Poo Towns - All of NZ

The big 100!

Dad's loss to young son in arm wrestling leads to an 8-hour armed standoff with Police

Turns out Web Producer Jack is terrified of chickens

Anyone you know have any weird fears?

Drunk local Aussie bloke armed with a can of VB crashes TV interview to slam Victoria's lockdown

"Sir, I don't give a fuck" - what an absolute legend.

Oamaru woman goes on drunken rampage after deleting 4 litres of Scrumpy

How many hands does this woman have?

WATCH: Man downs 11am Jägerbomb live on the news

No time to waste.

COVID-19 gives dude a four-hour erection

Poor guy! 🤔

Poo Towns - Tauranga

Here we go ladies & gents.

WATCH: Rog tests his new reality TV show "Big Dog Brother" with the office girls

Look out, ladies.

Dunc loves facebook marketplace

Anyone else had an experience like this?

New season of Beavis and Butt-Head Coming to Comedy Central

Time to get stupid!

Golfer lets rip a massive fart after first swing at PGA Golf Tournament

Another victim of the live mic.

WATCH: The first 3 brutal mins of 'The Boys' Season 2 has been released

YEAH THE BOYS

Australian teen heartbroken after being refused entry to pub for rocking a Mullet

Devastated!

Dunc finally finds a hat that fits Jays head

Get a look at this!

Poo Towns - Waitara

Feat. Brad the Boss 🤣🤣

Rog's really COOL katikati kid story

Wow. Real cool story Rog.

Art from down below

Dunc always has the most outrageous yarns 🤣

Rog won't even spend $6 for a bouquet of carnations for his wife

No surprises here.

WATCH: Dunc reacts to John Travolta as Forrest Gump

This is unreal..

The hilarious texts from Bryce's stoned mate who watched a 2013 Chiefs replay thinking it was live

"You're watching 2013 ya pissed c**t"

Footage of two lads launching their Ford Ranger and Land Cruiser over sand dunes goes viral

How good.

Jay explains how Mike Tyson lost his fortune

$300 million later..

The trailer for Will Ferrell's new Netflix comedy looks utterly ridiculous

Don't believe us? It's called "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga".

Poo Towns - Te Aroha

Number 97!

Dunc tries to give Izzy Dagg fitness advice

Duncan Heyde the exercise expert.

Twitter is roasting people who are complaining that RATM are being political

"What do you think they were raging against - the dishwasher?"

This blokes turtle was accidentally returned to him after 10 years

What are the chances?

MP Judith Collins fails to mute her mic and drops a "for f**ks sake" during Zoom committee meeting

The most relatable she's probably ever been.

Watch the new most excellent teaser trailer for "Bill & Ted Face The Music"

Be excellent, and party on dudes.

Dean Lonergan is now pushing for Fury V Wilder in NZ

The boys gave him the idea on the show yesterday!

Poo Towns - Whangamata

Keep 'em coming Producer Jeremy!

Tom Morello owns dickhead Instagram troll who questioned his political knowledge

First rule of trolling - know your enemy.

Bloke who required surgery to remove fish up his bum claims he "sat on it by accident"

Ok mate.