“Nothing wrong with a finger but you can spice it up from time to time” - Dunc, 2021

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13/01/2021

Check out some of the entries for the Rumble's tattoo removal competition

There's some absolute filth here!

13/01/2021

Man who married sex doll 'cheats' on her with another object while she gets repaired

He couldn't help himself while his sex doll wife is in 'hospital'.

12/01/2021

Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom

Your Cock is Mine now!

12/01/2021

The 'World's Worst Airbnb' Still Managed to Get Bookings

3 YouTube pranksters created the listing and were in for a surprise.

22/12/2020

Son wins lawsuit against parents after they throw away his porno magazines

The son estimates the thrown out items were worth $25,000.

18/12/2020

Festie Rog gives out New Years Festival advice

Take it at your own risk.

17/12/2020

Queensland woman jumps into huge flood to rescue beer kegs

Parts of Aussie have been hard hit with extreme weather, heavy rainfall and damaging winds that have caused dramatic flooding.

15/12/2020

Aussie chick gives up on dating apps, goes to Bunnings instead to try pick up blokes

She was trying to snag a man down the plumbing aisle.

15/12/2020

Producer Jeremy's Secret Santa present to Mulls: 'Pale Fellow'

♫ Look at the sun, look how it shines on you, please hide your skin from view ♫

14/12/2020

WATCH: Couple spotted having sex in hotel window as crowd below cheers them on

Note to self: Always shut the hotel curtains.

09/12/2020

What's the weather like on the Cratest Day of the Year? DAYFIRT

DAYFRITTTTT

04/12/2020

Bloke eats 100 Zinger boxes in 100 days to raise money for men's mental health

Unreal stuff

02/12/2020

Taiwanese Madman Sells PS5 After Wife Finds Out It Wasn’t An Air Purifier

Genius level intellect

01/12/2020

Mike Tyson smoked weed right before his fight with Roy Jones Jr

The exhibition fight over the weekend saw the two draw.

01/12/2020

Bodybuilder marries his sex doll after proposing in December last year

Congrats...?

30/11/2020

Man attempts to cook chicken in Yellowstone National Park hot springs and gets banned

Let him cook the chicken!

27/11/2020

Victoria Bitter are set to release shoes that are perfect for shoeys

Weeee've never seen Rog do a shoey...

25/11/2020

Aussie tradie covers himself blue after whacking spray paint can with shovel

He got shouted a Zinger Box for his efforts.

25/11/2020

KFC now have automatic 'food trucks' and we want them in NZ

The best thing to come from social distancing rules.

20/11/2020

Taiwan teen woken from 62-day coma by the words....... 'chicken fillet'

What a legend!

20/11/2020

WATCH: Tyson Fury hits punching bag so hard that the ceiling collapses

Full beast mode.

19/11/2020

Jack Black hilariously does the WAP dance challenge in a pair a tight red budgie smugglers

Absolutely disgusting. We love it.

17/11/2020

Pope Francis caught liking model's raunchy photo on Instagram

"My mum may hate my ass pics but the Pope be double-tapping."

16/11/2020

Woman cooks steak in toaster and people aren't happy about it

FFS.

12/11/2020

WATCH: One of the Greatest golf shots EVER!

What a shot!

11/11/2020

Someone bought loser.com just to link you to Donald Trumps' Wiki page

It's not the only URL that's been set up to mock Donny, yourefired.com will also take you to President Trumps' Twitter.

11/11/2020

WATCH: Self-Driving race car crashes off the line in it's first ever live showcase

Didn't even make it past the start line!

02/11/2020

WATCH: Bloke puts together epic Halloween light show to the tune of 'Enter Sandman'

Worth it.

30/10/2020

Dave Grohl overcomes his caffeine addiction in hilarious spoof ‘FreshPotix’ ad

10 years on and still jonesing for a coffee fix.

29/10/2020

Jay and Dunc rip into Web Producer Jack

For no real reason to be fair.

29/10/2020

WATCH: Giant inflatable Borat statue floats down the River Thames in London

Very niceeee.

23/10/2020

Jay & Dunc give a South African accent a go

Pretty bad from both of the boys here..

20/10/2020

Top US news personality suspended for masturbating in company Zoom meeting

"I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera."

20/10/2020

WATCH: Paddy Gower's 'really good election night' supercut

We want whatever he had that night.

20/10/2020

Jay would do anything for his company..

Questionable here mate..

16/10/2020

Aussie bloke feels something tickling his ear, turns out to be a huntsman spider

Yeah nah.

15/10/2020

Rog ditches his new flat in a Helicopter

And he stayed at his mum's place 🤣🤣

12/10/2020

Rog joins 'The Zoo' in the Mount

Check out how 'Flatting with Farrelly went down'..

12/10/2020

WATCH: Domino's delivery driver caught rubbing ice cream container on crotch before handing over food

The driver is now under investigation.

06/10/2020

WATCH: Drunk Cu%*t screams Queens Bohemian Rhapsody in the back of a Police Car

Not too bad actually

06/10/2020

The trailer and release date for Borat 2 are here

Very nice.

02/10/2020

This bloke hired an escort and she turned out to be his best mate's mum

And he still hasn't told his mate.

30/09/2020

The Denver Broncos filled their stadium with South Park character cut outs

The fans loved it.

29/09/2020

Poo Towns - Paihia

Paihia you're up!

25/09/2020

Producer Jeremy is one crook individual

A real insight into how the show works..

25/09/2020

Jay and his giant lid

We decided to blow it up and throw it on our giant screens

25/09/2020

Factory caught washing, recycling and re-selling thousands of used condoms

Yeah, nah.

25/09/2020

This bloke pulled a 17ft long 'alien' tapeworm out his bum

Yikes.

25/09/2020

Poo Towns - Akaroa

Get around this one!

24/09/2020

Poo Towns - Geraldine

For all those asking for this belter!

24/09/2020

An MP in Thailand was caught looking at porn on his phone in parliament

The MP was looking at the images for about ten minutes.

18/09/2020

Paddy G on the latest episode of Patrick Gower: On Weed

Always great to catch up with this legend.

17/09/2020

Bryce turned into a horse boy to impress singer Beth Campbell back in the day

Saddle Club Casey.

16/09/2020

Brad the Boss is back Doot Dooing

15/09/2020

Poo Towns - Havelock North

How goooood.

15/09/2020

DJ Dunc loves playing tunes at the footy

Throwing it dddddown!

15/09/2020

Groom Takes Laptop To Wedding And Plays Football Manager

Worth it!

Sign language interpreter translates when someone shouts "f**k you" at mayor

So good.

10/09/2020

Thirteen of the Queen's guards jailed for attending drug-fuelled party during lockdown

09/09/2020

WATCH: Tony Hawk Skates The Warehouse Level From ‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater’ In Real Life

Nostalgia activated

08/09/2020

This bloke had to have surgery after shoving a beer glass up his bum

Yep, you read that headline right.

08/09/2020

Mad Butcher "baffled" by fake advertisement on PornHub

"She really loves her meat!"

03/09/2020

Woman opens plane door for a 'bit of fresh air'

*Don't try this*

03/09/2020

We wrote Brad the Boss his very own song

He's had a brad day

03/09/2020

Brad the Boss is having an awful day

Do you think some motivational chat would help?

02/09/2020

Steve wants to cross the Cook Strait on the back of a Hilux

This would be a great nudge.

02/09/2020

James Hetfield has venomous species of Snake named after him

Atheris hetfield....Cool!

Poo Towns - Twizel

For the people in the Mackenzie District!

28/08/2020

Jeremy's song about Dunc's made up mate

This one's for 'no bumhole noel'.

28/08/2020

Aussie bloke caught on CCTV video showering naked in car wash

The staff saw the funny side of it & shared the video to Facebook.

26/08/2020

Jay has a ripper for 'take my money'

Worth the money we say!

25/08/2020

Kiwis hiliariously respond to overseas criticism of lockdown with #NZHellHole posts

THIS PLACE IS A PRISON

24/08/2020

Poo Towns - Havelock

Here you go Havelock it's your very own #PooTowns track!

21/08/2020

Jack Goodhue says goodbye to his mullet

You will be missed

21/08/2020

Pissed-off Australian bloke goes on a rampage in his bobcat because of neighbour's noisy party

Strayaaaaaaaa

21/08/2020

12-year-old Dunedin kid steals bus and wipes out cars in 20km joyride

The little rascal even jumped on a motorway.

21/08/2020

Dunc was a honorary Girl Scout as a kid

He was also swooped by Magpies at a meeting..

18/08/2020

Caller Steve joins the Mad Dog Club with a wild story involving 54 stitches on his face

"Bugger off, don't touch me bloody face!"

18/08/2020

North Canterbury club rugby coach's f- and c-bomb loaded pre-game speech goes viral

If this doesn't rark you up, we don't know what will.

18/08/2020

Husband discovers wife is having an affair by spotting her in the act on Google Maps

Busted.

17/08/2020

Young Hamilton fella is selling a bag of "COVID free air" on TradeMe, and it's over $100,000 already

The cheeky little smartarse.

17/08/2020

Mia Khalifa Is Auctioning Off her "Glasses" To Raise Funds For Beirut

Get your bidding pants on boys

15/08/2020

Poo Towns - Westport

A ripper for Westport!

14/08/2020

Man left with a three month boner after nose job goes wrong

After a butched nose job, this guy was left with priapsim, A.K.A, a persistent and painful erection.

14/08/2020

If 2020 couldn't get any stranger, Steve-O is currently duct-taped to a billboard in L.A

Well, Steve-O hasn't changed much.

14/08/2020

Victoria Bitter launch limited edition aftershave

Get around it

14/08/2020

Jay got a breast reduction at a vet clinic

Dunc's reaction says it all..

12/08/2020

The Buzzy Kiwi talks us through what NZ could look like if cannabis is legalised

He even came off his scooter on the way in!

11/08/2020

Poo Towns - Whitianga

On your Whitiangaaa-cation.

10/08/2020

Naked German man goes viral chasing after wild boar who stole his laptop

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

10/08/2020

Old lady hears band playing AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell', ditches her walker to dance and rock out

How. Good.

05/08/2020

Does sticking a finger in a dog's bum stop them from fighting?

Jay's mate found out the answer the hard way 😂

04/08/2020

This bloke's had a penis growing on his forearm for FOUR YEARS due to delays after it "fell off"

Think you got problems?

04/08/2020

Poo Towns - Haast

This one had us in stitches.

03/08/2020

Dunc is having some real underwear issues

Anyone one else having these issues with their jocks?

29/07/2020

Jay's farming chat

Seeing as Jay's back from 2 days on a farm, we've decided he's our new resident expert.

29/07/2020

WATCH: Bloke sprints from house naked after he thought his niece was abducted in a van

Not all hero’s wear capes. Sometimes they don’t wear anything

29/07/2020

KFC Crocs sold out within half an hour, and are being re-sold for hundreds of dollars

Die hard KFC fans aren't happy.

29/07/2020

A bloke's crowdfunding for a socially distanced strap-on dildo he designed

Ouch.

29/07/2020