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Vids
Jay and Dunc lost their sh*t at these nicknames and stories behind them
Cheers LadBible 🤣
The Rock
27 May 2021
Rock Drive
John Dory, Netflix & Jurassic Pork: Nicknames Vol 41
IT'S BAAAAAACK.
13 September 2023
Rock Drive
Spewbies, All-day breakfast and Pickasso: Nicknames Vol. 39
One off 40, reckon we’ll make it?
The Rock
17 May 2023
Funny Nicknames
Vin Weasel, Ctrl Alt Delete and Bricky Minaj: Nicknames Vol 37
Can’t stop, WON’T STOP.
The Rock
28 March 2023
Funny Nicknames
Nappy, OCDC And Speed bump: Nicknames Vol 36
It doesn't stoppppp
27 March 2023
Rock Drive
Efpos, Leotardo DiTrampio and Dumplop: Nicknames Vol 35
Another round of mates to meet.
16 March 2023
Rock Drive
Which End, Poof, and Harvey Morman: Nicknames Vol 34
We’ve got an absolute cracker here.
10 March 2023
Funny Nicknames
Shit Eye, ZZ Mop and Fart in a Bath: Nicknames Vol 32
Keep asking, and we'll probably keep giving.
27 February 2023
Rock Drive
Janny DeVito, Dunlop and Swiss Army Mouth: Nicknames Volume 31
31 episodes deeeeeeeeep.
17 February 2023
Rock Drive
Itchy & Scratchy, Whac-a-mole and The Barcode: Nicknames Vol 30
What a milestone, it’s Nicknames Vol 30.
9 February 2023
Rock Drive
Nicknames Vol 29: Lord of the Ring, Cinderella, Poocasso and the Socket Set
We've almost with the big 3-0! How gooooood.
2 February 2023
Rock Drive
Every single Jay and Dunc ‘Nicknames’ videos all on one page
We've put them alllll in one place.
Jay and Dunc
20 December 2022
Rock Drive
'Pringle Thief and Coltana': Nicknames Vol 25
How have we made it to 25.
6 December 2022
Rock Drive
Everyone Knows A Singlet: Nicknames Vol 24
Send this to a singlet.
6 December 2022
Rock Drive
Justin, Skiddy and Cliff: Nicknames Vol 23
Sorry to all the Justins out there.
Jay and Dunc
7 November 2022
Rock Drive
Forrest Dump and Lotto's big red Powerballs: Nicknames Vol 22
The 22nd round of nicknames delivered some absolute classics.
Jay and Dunc
7 November 2022
Rock Drive
Godfrey, Dwayne Pipe and The Wok: Nicknames Vol 21
Yes we're still going, and yes there's still so many pearlers.
18 October 2022
Rock Drive
'Ratchet Strap': Nicknames Volume 20
There's more than a few beauties here.
11 October 2022
Funny Nicknames
'The Broken Sofa': Nicknames Volume 19
This one contains the harshest nickname yet.
2 September 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 15
'So tight he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him'
The Rock
8 July 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 13
The gift that keeps on giving.
The Rock
21 June 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 8
They just keep on coming!
The Rock
29 April 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 7
They get better each time.
The Rock
12 April 2022
Funny Nicknames
Berry Berry, Ceasar and Dory: Nicknames Vol 5
We tried to retire the segment, but you kept asking and sending us more. Get this round of nicknames in ya!
The Rock
19 March 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 4
One of these nicknames ended up being a four-year long stitch up.
The Rock
16 March 2022
Rock Drive
The best apprentice nicknames
Great gear, this.
The Rock
2 February 2022
Rock Drive
Mortgage Eyes, Taillight and Lantern: Nicknames Vol 3
Back by popular demand, here are more cracker nicknames and their backstories.
The Rock
7 December 2021
Vids
Jay and Dunc lost their sh*t at these nicknames and stories behind them
Cheers LadBible 🤣
The Rock
27 May 2021
More from Rock Drive with Jay and Dunc
Rock Drive
Jay and Dunc crack up at this bloke playing 'Master of Puppets' with a fart pedal
Our #1 song in The Rock 2000 has been turned into a fart cover!
21 September 2023
Rock Drive
John Dory, Netflix & Jurassic Pork: Nicknames Vol 41
IT'S BAAAAAACK.
13 September 2023
Rock Drive
Dunc does a shoey at Rock 2000 Live as the crowd sings "I'd Love To Have a Beer With Duncan"
'Cause Duncan's me mate!
12 September 2023
Rock Drive
Thirsty Thursday waits for no one: Living On The Edge 28
Calcutta splutters on tap.
11 August 2023
Rock Drive
Full fat skim milk: Living On The Edge 27
BRACE FOR IMPACT!
11 August 2023
Rock Drive
Sock Savage and Crumble Cutter: Living on the Edge 26
Starting to become concerned about you lot…
8 August 2023
Rock Drive
Our own Dunc is the host of NZ's first season of 'House Rules'
Unreal stuff mate!
7 August 2023
Rock Drive
The Marmite Sicko: Living on the Edge 25
You keep sending 'em, we'll keep reading 'em.
7 August 2023
Rock Drive
Library fraud, MacGyver Piss and One Man Job: Living on the Edge 24
This round delivers some absolute rippers.
4 August 2023
Rock Drive
Back boobs, cop visits and stuck undies: More embarrassing kids
Kids are something else eh...
1 August 2023
Rock Drive
Eight day old Quarter Pounder, Chuppa Chup chap and the Pringle Popper: Living on the Edge 23
There's more than a few beauties here.
28 July 2023
Rock Drive
This hair removal horror story is an absolute nightmare
Always read the label eh.
24 July 2023
Rock Drive
Jay and Dunc crack up at these priceless 'words of wisdom' from children
Kids say the darndest things.
24 July 2023
Rock Drive
Stay classy, and a bit bad assy: Living on the Edge 22
You lot just looooove to live dangerously.
17 July 2023
Rock Drive
Jay and Dunc let us know how embarrassing kids can REALLY be
No filter on those little devils.
11 July 2023
Rock Drive
The lawnmower x electric fence yarn that had Jay and Dunc in tears
"The first thing I notice is my balls trying to climb up the front side of my body."
7 July 2023
Rock Drive
Orphaned pizza, backwash bandit and the cup of bowl of soup: Living On The Edge 21
Looooooose units here.
6 July 2023
Rock Drive
Jay and Dunc lose their sh*t at more dad jokes
These ones got Dunc reeeaaalll good
6 July 2023
Rock Drive
Alphabet Soup, Popcorn Bags and Sky Submarines: Straight Facts 3
PSA: We don't fact check any of these.
6 July 2023
Rock Drive
Black Holes, Dorks and Parsnip: Straight Facts 2
Still not fact checking these.
4 July 2023
Rock Drive
Why you should always wear underwear in public
Next time you're considering freeballing it around town, maybe keep this in mind.
26 June 2023
Rock Drive
Josh Homme reveals he was ‘frustrated’ QOTSA ‘only went to Auckland’ on their 2017 tour
"I was so frustrated because I love going to Christchurch and Welly too.”
16 June 2023
Rock Drive
Josh Homme explains why making QOTSA albums is a 'difficult pleasure' - but a necessary one
“The making of it was.. It was complicated."
16 June 2023
Rock Drive
Bloke gives hilarious review on his emergency hemorrhoid surgery
The yarn was sent in by a listener who's mate had to undergo emergency hemorrhoid surgery and gave a hilarious review on the process.
15 June 2023
Rock Drive
Rocket surgeon Brad the Boss takes on common sayings and loses
Brad the Boss isn't the best with words, enjoy!
6 June 2023
Rock Drive
Worst investment ever: Someone bought a speedboat and things went from bad to worse...
What’s the worst that could happen?
30 May 2023
Rock Drive
The funny thing about Echidna p*nises and other useless facts
We can't confirm or deny the truth of half of these.
25 May 2023
Rock Drive
Are you being secretly ripped off by your own phone just like Westie Lee?
Check your phone settings, right now.
24 May 2023
Rock Drive
The all-in-one cleaner and the one-man mover: Living On The Edge 20
You guys are wheelie living on the edge!
22 May 2023
Rock Drive
Spewbies, All-day breakfast and Pickasso: Nicknames Vol. 39
One off 40, reckon we’ll make it?
17 May 2023
Rock Drive
It’s a ripper: Someone from Sniper’s Nightmare ended up with their femur through their gooch…
Ripped himself a new a**hole, literally.
15 May 2023
Rock Drive
'Like drinking from a fire hose': These listener phrases need to catch on
For example, "green ice-cream" means "it's mint bro."
5 May 2023
Rock Drive
Westie Lee's guide to all the different ways you can use the word 'shit'
We reckon the word 'shit' might be one of the most versatile words in the english language.
4 May 2023
Rock Drive
This bloke met Linkin Park’s Chester Bennington while covered in his own shit
Ever met your hero while covered in your own shit? This bloke has.
3 May 2023
Rock Drive
Skipping a truancy meeting, no-party pies and feeling with your fingers: Living On The Edge 18
You lot are still living on the edge!
1 May 2023
Rock Drive
Watch Jay and Dunc lose their shit at these dad jokes
‘Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow covers? They’re making headlines.’
11 April 2023
Funny Nicknames
Vin Weasel, Ctrl Alt Delete and Bricky Minaj: Nicknames Vol 37
Can’t stop, WON’T STOP.
28 March 2023
Funny Nicknames
Nappy, OCDC And Speed bump: Nicknames Vol 36
It doesn't stoppppp
27 March 2023
Rock Drive
Efpos, Leotardo DiTrampio and Dumplop: Nicknames Vol 35
Another round of mates to meet.
16 March 2023
Rock Drive
Which End, Poof, and Harvey Morman: Nicknames Vol 34
We’ve got an absolute cracker here.
10 March 2023
Rock News
WATCH: How-to-Dad breaks Guinness World Record for fastest 100m sprint in jandals
This man can, in fact, handle the jandal.
9 March 2023
Funny Nicknames
Shit Eye, ZZ Mop and Fart in a Bath: Nicknames Vol 32
Keep asking, and we'll probably keep giving.
27 February 2023
Rock Drive
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" - Sayings from The Crook Book
Some stellar knowledge from the Crook Book.
23 February 2023
Rock Drive
Janny DeVito, Dunlop and Swiss Army Mouth: Nicknames Volume 31
31 episodes deeeeeeeeep.
17 February 2023
Rock Drive
Itchy & Scratchy, Whac-a-mole and The Barcode: Nicknames Vol 30
What a milestone, it’s Nicknames Vol 30.
9 February 2023
Rock Drive
Nicknames Vol 29: Lord of the Ring, Cinderella, Poocasso and the Socket Set
We've almost with the big 3-0! How gooooood.
2 February 2023
Funny Shit
10 Rules those visiting NZ must follow, according to a to a kiwi bloke
Not many, IF ANY.
26 January 2023
Rock Drive
Every single Jay and Dunc ‘Nicknames’ videos all on one page
We've put them alllll in one place.
20 December 2022
Rock Drive
'Pringle Thief and Coltana': Nicknames Vol 25
How have we made it to 25.
6 December 2022
Rock Drive
Everyone Knows A Singlet: Nicknames Vol 24
Send this to a singlet.
6 December 2022
Rock Drive
this poor bloke went for a run, ended up having 2 strokes and a heart attack
next time you think of putting on the running shoes for the first time all year, think of Dave.
2 December 2022
Rock Drive
Here's a shoplifting yarn that'll make you laugh
When the slides are flicked off, you know it's go time.
1 December 2022
Funny Shit
WATCH: Expert explains why you should never wipe more than 3 times after pooing
And the internet has reacted.
1 December 2022
Funny Shit
Bloke's self-medication goes wrong after he puts an estrogen patch on an open wound
Always read the label and use as directed.
22 November 2022
Rock Drive
WATCH: Someone’s turned this hilarious yarn from Jay and Dunc into a cartoon
This bricklayer yarn will never not be gold.
18 November 2022
Rock Drive
'Farted in the gym with headphones on': Living on the edge Vol 3
You lot need to settle.
11 November 2022
Rock Drive
'Danger Noodle': Jay and Dunc have a go at renaming animals
It just makes sense.
9 November 2022
Rock Drive
Justin, Skiddy and Cliff: Nicknames Vol 23
Sorry to all the Justins out there.
7 November 2022
Rock Drive
Forrest Dump and Lotto's big red Powerballs: Nicknames Vol 22
The 22nd round of nicknames delivered some absolute classics.
7 November 2022
Rock Drive
Godfrey, Dwayne Pipe and The Wok: Nicknames Vol 21
Yes we're still going, and yes there's still so many pearlers.
18 October 2022
Rock Drive
'Ratchet Strap': Nicknames Volume 20
There's more than a few beauties here.
11 October 2022
Rock Drive
Pieter's incredible close call cage diving with a great white shark
And no, he did not scream once.
21 September 2022
Rock Drive
'He had little bo peep up his ass': Retired first-responder Karen tells us some wild stories
If you're having a rough day, maybe don't stick an ornament up your ass.
19 September 2022
Funny Nicknames
'The Broken Sofa': Nicknames Volume 19
This one contains the harshest nickname yet.
2 September 2022
Rock Drive
Bloke's hilarious yarn about electrocuting himself while lawn mowing
"The first thing I notice is my balls trying to climb up the front side of my body."
1 September 2022
Jay and Dunc's Musts
Jay & Dunc's Must Listen: Steve Thompson on the Andy Rowe Show
Incredible yarn this. Check it out.
25 August 2022
Rock Drive
This bloke had his sack ripped open on a flying fox and believe it or not, it gets worse
Grim grim grim grim grim.
19 August 2022
Mad Dog Club
Drowned, attacked with machetes , and shot. Is Ian our maddest Mad Dog yet?
Machete attack? how much worse can it get? yeah, then he was shot and 'shouldn't have survived.
19 August 2022
Rock Drive
Bloke gets banned from hotel after a flock of seagulls attack his suitcase full of salami
" I can still remember the look on the lady's face when she opened the door."
17 August 2022
Jay and Dunc's Musts
Jay & Dunc's Must Listen: Fanatical Futurist
Jay and Dunc's Must Listen.
16 August 2022
Jay and Dunc's Musts
Jay & Dunc's Must Listen: Last Man Standing
Jay and Dunc's Must Listen this week is Last Man Standing.
14 August 2022
Mad Dog Club
Insane story of one base jumping bloke who shattered leg, crawled for hours and drove to hospital
This yarn goes from bad to worse, starting with a shattered leg and no cell reception.
11 August 2022
Rock Drive
Wanna save on fuel? Jay and Dunc have got 5 easy fuel-saving tips for you
Work smarter, not harder. Better living. Go well go LOOOONG.
11 August 2022
Jay and Dunc's Musts
Jay & Dunc's Must Watch: A Portrait On Jamie Thomas
Check out this mini doco on skateboarder Jamie Thomas.
9 August 2022
Rock Drive
'No one told us there'd be fish in the water' The funniest one-star travel reviews
Imagine flying all the way to a beautiful island, just to complain that the beach was 'too sandy'?
9 August 2022
Rock Drive
All the crook times Rock listeners have 'had their lights turned out' 💡
These KOs are not all good man.
8 August 2022
Rock Drive
'Why we shoot Deer in the wild': Jay and Dunc read a yarn that will have you in stitches
This story teaches us to never mess with a Deer.
8 August 2022
Mad Dog Club
Rees joins the Mad Dog club after sharing his mind blowing near-death experience
From digging up landmines to contracting Malaria, Rees brush with death is one for the books.
28 July 2022
Rock Drive
A listener tells Jay and Dunc how he learnt not to taser himself the hard way
Note to self: Don't try to taser yourself (in case it wasn't obvious before)
25 July 2022
Jay and Dunc's Musts
Jay and Dunc's Must Watch: How To Change Your Mind
Jay and Dunc's Must Watch for this week.
25 July 2022
Food
This is why you shouldn't smash a bag of Sugar-Free Haribo Gummi Bear lollies
Especially before an important exam...
21 July 2022
Rock Drive
Don't crash into a gang member's car
As if it wasn't obvious.
13 July 2022
Rock Drive
We can confirm that fences are dicks
From a bloke turning into a human pinata to another fella ripping open a new spud shooter...
8 July 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 15
'So tight he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him'
8 July 2022
Rock Drive
Jay and Dunc lose it over this bricklayer's hilariously bad injury story
If you loved the curry yarn, you're gonna love this one.
1 July 2022
Rock Drive
We tried the raw sausage challenge and sh*t it's grim
After hearing about people who actually enjoy raw sausages, he had to give it a go.
29 June 2022
Food
This Curry Contest story had Jay on the floor in tears
This is a genuine side-splitter.
22 June 2022
Rock Drive
Jay's Rules for Attitude and Altitude
A blueprint for being better.
22 June 2022
Rock Drive
Jay's wife asked him an awkward question & his reply was risky to say the least
Come on mate, literally say anything else.
21 June 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 13
The gift that keeps on giving.
21 June 2022
Rock Drive
Why old geezers shouldn't shower in a deck chair
Spuds stuck in the strainer.
15 June 2022
Rock Drive
Brad the boss was once a shirtless waiter. that's it. that's the headline.
Imagine having a job where you can photoshop your bosses head on a guy in a g-string.
7 June 2022
Rock Drive
Jay's mate dressed as a ninja to rob someone who robbed him
What goes around comes around 🐱👤
12 May 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 8
They just keep on coming!
29 April 2022
Rock Drive
Our nickname vid inspired a guy to trick his mate into getting this nickname tattooed
What an absolute stitch up!
22 April 2022
Funny Nicknames
Funny Nicknames - Vol 7
They get better each time.
12 April 2022
Rock Drive
The man with $144k in parking fines
Honestly unbelievable levels of battling here.
30 March 2022
Rock Drive
We found Dunc's decoy, Dave!
Separated at birth, surely.
22 March 2022
Funny Nicknames
Berry Berry, Ceasar and Dory: Nicknames Vol 5
We tried to retire the segment, but you kept asking and sending us more. Get this round of nicknames in ya!
19 March 2022
Rock Drive
We hear more of your living on the edge stories as it seems that you all never learn
Doesn't look like you guys will be settling down anytime soon!
16 March 2022
