The Rock Nicknames

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Efpos, Leotardo DiTrampio and Dumplop: Nicknames Vol 35

Another round of mates to meet.

16 March 2023

Rock Drive

Which End, Poof, and Harvey Morman: Nicknames Vol 34

We’ve got an absolute cracker here.

10 March 2023

Rock News

WATCH: How-to-Dad breaks Guinness World Record for fastest 100m sprint in jandals

This man can, in fact, handle the jandal.

9 March 2023

Funny Nicknames

Shit Eye, ZZ Mop and Fart in a Bath: Nicknames Vol 32

Keep asking, and we'll probably keep giving.

27 February 2023

Rock Drive

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" - Sayings from The Crook Book

Some stellar knowledge from the Crook Book.

23 February 2023

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Janny DeVito, Dunlop and Swiss Army Mouth: Nicknames Volume 31

31 episodes deeeeeeeeep.

17 February 2023

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Itchy & Scratchy, Whac-a-mole and The Barcode: Nicknames Vol 30

What a milestone, it’s Nicknames Vol 30.

9 February 2023

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Nicknames Vol 29: Lord of the Ring, Cinderella, Poocasso and the Socket Set

We've almost with the big 3-0! How gooooood.

2 February 2023

Funny Shit

10 Rules those visiting NZ must follow, according to a to a kiwi bloke

Not many, IF ANY.

26 January 2023

Rock Drive

Every single Jay and Dunc ‘Nicknames’ videos all on one page

We've put them alllll in one place.

20 December 2022

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'Pringle Thief and Coltana': Nicknames Vol 25

How have we made it to 25.

6 December 2022

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Everyone Knows A Singlet: Nicknames Vol 24

Send this to a singlet.

6 December 2022

Rock Drive

this poor bloke went for a run, ended up having 2 strokes and a heart attack

next time you think of putting on the running shoes for the first time all year, think of Dave.

2 December 2022

Rock Drive

Here's a shoplifting yarn that'll make you laugh

When the slides are flicked off, you know it's go time.

1 December 2022

Funny Shit

WATCH: Expert explains why you should never wipe more than 3 times after pooing

And the internet has reacted.

1 December 2022

Funny Shit

Bloke's self-medication goes wrong after he puts an estrogen patch on an open wound

Always read the label and use as directed.

22 November 2022

Rock Drive

WATCH: Someone’s turned this hilarious yarn from Jay and Dunc into a cartoon

This bricklayer yarn will never not be gold.

18 November 2022

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'Farted in the gym with headphones on': Living on the edge Vol 3

You lot need to settle.

11 November 2022

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'Danger Noodle': Jay and Dunc have a go at renaming animals

It just makes sense.

9 November 2022

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Justin, Skiddy and Cliff: Nicknames Vol 23

Sorry to all the Justins out there.

7 November 2022

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Forrest Dump and Lotto's big red Powerballs: Nicknames Vol 22

The 22nd round of nicknames delivered some absolute classics.

7 November 2022

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Godfrey, Dwayne Pipe and The Wok: Nicknames Vol 21

Yes we're still going, and yes there's still so many pearlers.

18 October 2022

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'Ratchet Strap': Nicknames Volume 20

There's more than a few beauties here.

11 October 2022

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Pieter's incredible close call cage diving with a great white shark

And no, he did not scream once.

21 September 2022

Rock Drive

'He had little bo peep up his ass': Retired first-responder Karen tells us some wild stories

If you're having a rough day, maybe don't stick an ornament up your ass.

19 September 2022

Funny Nicknames

'The Broken Sofa': Nicknames Volume 19

This one contains the harshest nickname yet.

2 September 2022

Rock Drive

Bloke's hilarious yarn about electrocuting himself while lawn mowing

"The first thing I notice is my balls trying to climb up the front side of my body."

1 September 2022

Jay and Dunc's Musts

Jay & Dunc's Must Listen: Steve Thompson on the Andy Rowe Show

Incredible yarn this. Check it out.

25 August 2022

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This bloke had his sack ripped open on a flying fox and believe it or not, it gets worse

Grim grim grim grim grim.

19 August 2022

Mad Dog Club

Drowned, attacked with machetes , and shot. Is Ian our maddest Mad Dog yet?

Machete attack? how much worse can it get? yeah, then he was shot and 'shouldn't have survived.

19 August 2022

Rock Drive

Bloke gets banned from hotel after a flock of seagulls attack his suitcase full of salami

" I can still remember the look on the lady's face when she opened the door."

17 August 2022

Jay and Dunc's Musts

Jay & Dunc's Must Listen: Fanatical Futurist

Jay and Dunc's Must Listen.

16 August 2022

Jay and Dunc's Musts

Jay & Dunc's Must Listen: Last Man Standing

Jay and Dunc's Must Listen this week is Last Man Standing.

14 August 2022

Mad Dog Club

Insane story of one base jumping bloke who shattered leg, crawled for hours and drove to hospital

This yarn goes from bad to worse, starting with a shattered leg and no cell reception.

11 August 2022

Rock Drive

Wanna save on fuel? Jay and Dunc have got 5 easy fuel-saving tips for you

Work smarter, not harder. Better living. Go well go LOOOONG.

11 August 2022

Jay and Dunc's Musts

Jay & Dunc's Must Watch: A Portrait On Jamie Thomas

Check out this mini doco on skateboarder Jamie Thomas.

9 August 2022

Rock Drive

'No one told us there'd be fish in the water' The funniest one-star travel reviews

Imagine flying all the way to a beautiful island, just to complain that the beach was 'too sandy'?

9 August 2022

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All the crook times Rock listeners have 'had their lights turned out' 💡

These KOs are not all good man.

8 August 2022

Rock Drive

'Why we shoot Deer in the wild': Jay and Dunc read a yarn that will have you in stitches

This story teaches us to never mess with a Deer.

8 August 2022

Mad Dog Club

Rees joins the Mad Dog club after sharing his mind blowing near-death experience

From digging up landmines to contracting Malaria, Rees brush with death is one for the books.

28 July 2022

Rock Drive

A listener tells Jay and Dunc how he learnt not to taser himself the hard way

Note to self: Don't try to taser yourself (in case it wasn't obvious before)

25 July 2022

Jay and Dunc's Musts

Jay and Dunc's Must Watch: How To Change Your Mind

Jay and Dunc's Must Watch for this week.

25 July 2022

Food

This is why you shouldn't smash a bag of Sugar-Free Haribo Gummi Bear lollies

Especially before an important exam...

21 July 2022

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Don't crash into a gang member's car

As if it wasn't obvious.

13 July 2022

Rock Drive

We can confirm that fences are dicks

From a bloke turning into a human pinata to another fella ripping open a new spud shooter...

8 July 2022

Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames - Vol 15

'So tight he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him'

8 July 2022

Rock Drive

Jay and Dunc lose it over this bricklayer's hilariously bad injury story

If you loved the curry yarn, you're gonna love this one.

1 July 2022

Rock Drive

We tried the raw sausage challenge and sh*t it's grim

After hearing about people who actually enjoy raw sausages, he had to give it a go.

29 June 2022

Food

This Curry Contest story had Jay on the floor in tears

This is a genuine side-splitter.

22 June 2022

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Jay's Rules for Attitude and Altitude

A blueprint for being better.

22 June 2022

Rock Drive

Jay's wife asked him an awkward question & his reply was risky to say the least

Come on mate, literally say anything else.

21 June 2022

Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames - Vol 13

The gift that keeps on giving.

21 June 2022

Rock Drive

Why old geezers shouldn't shower in a deck chair

Spuds stuck in the strainer.

15 June 2022

Rock Drive

Brad the boss was once a shirtless waiter. that's it. that's the headline.

Imagine having a job where you can photoshop your bosses head on a guy in a g-string.

7 June 2022

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Jay's mate dressed as a ninja to rob someone who robbed him

What goes around comes around 🐱‍👤

12 May 2022

Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames - Vol 8

They just keep on coming!

29 April 2022

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Our nickname vid inspired a guy to trick his mate into getting this nickname tattooed

What an absolute stitch up!

22 April 2022

Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames - Vol 7

They get better each time.

12 April 2022

Rock Drive

The man with $144k in parking fines

Honestly unbelievable levels of battling here.

30 March 2022

Rock Drive

We found Dunc's decoy, Dave!

Separated at birth, surely.

22 March 2022

Funny Nicknames

Berry Berry, Ceasar and Dory: Nicknames Vol 5

We tried to retire the segment, but you kept asking and sending us more. Get this round of nicknames in ya!

19 March 2022

Rock Drive

We hear more of your living on the edge stories as it seems that you all never learn

Doesn't look like you guys will be settling down anytime soon!

16 March 2022

Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames - Vol 4

One of these nicknames ended up being a four-year long stitch up.

16 March 2022

Rock Drive

Jay and Dunc lose it after hearing stories from listeners living on the edge

Jay and Dunc hear your stories of how you're living on the edge and absolutely lost it!

8 March 2022

Rock Drive

Newsreader Ben absolutely breaks Jay and Dunc with this yarn 🤣

While Jay is still recovering from sternum surgery, we bring in newsreader Ben to try and break him.

4 March 2022

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Tai Tuivasa talks to Rock Drive about shoeys, street fights and hot sauce

The big marn Tai Tuivasa joined us before UFC 271.

2 March 2022

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The accent that has Dunc and Westie Lee struggling for air 😂

The English language is a beautiful thing.

28 February 2022

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NZ Land Speed Record Holder Dean Hart joins the Maddog Club

Sargant Dean Hart joins the Maddog club as he tells us how he broke the NZ Land Speed record.

25 February 2022

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"would you marry me?' Listener Josh proposes live on the radio

we were a bunch of nervous wrecks in studio for this live proposal.

17 February 2022

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Some MORE of the worst lies we've heard

They get better and better.

14 February 2022

Rock Drive

Some of the worst lies we've heard

Believe it or not 😂

14 February 2022

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Jay and Dunc chat to Maddog Danny who redesigned his hand

Danny is a true legend!

9 February 2022

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We chat to a Maddog John, who's eating 2 pounds of raw meat every day

Give him a follow on Insta, @RawMeatExperiment.

9 February 2022

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Listener Lara cradled her partner's balls for 3 years to stop him snoring

You're a bloody legend, Lara.

9 February 2022

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Jay & Dunc talk to Slash about his new album 4, drunk BMX and learning the guitar

What a legend.

8 February 2022

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The best apprentice nicknames

Great gear, this.

2 February 2022

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Jay and Dunc read the hilarious lies people have been told

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1 February 2022

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What do you call the apprentice at work?

Sh*t, these are good.

17 January 2022

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Mortgage Eyes, Taillight and Lantern: Nicknames Vol 3

Back by popular demand, here are more cracker nicknames and their backstories.

7 December 2021

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Jay & Dunc call Nick, the winner of the $30K 2021 Harley-Davidson Motorcycle

Cheers Harley-Davidson, ya legends.

18 November 2021

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Mortgage Eyes, Taillight and Lantern: Nicknames Vol 3

Back by popular demand, here are more cracker nicknames and their backstories.

18 November 2021

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Dunc's son now says the F word

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

18 November 2021

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What's the best & worst thing about your neighbourhood?

The last one though 💀

5 November 2021

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Listener Nic tells us about the time he woke up in West Auckland with half a tattoo

When you wake up in West Auckland with half a tattoo 🤣💉

1 November 2021

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Mötley Crüe's Nikki Sixx chats his new book, stealing a piano, and more

What a man!

21 October 2021

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Producer Jeremy re-visits his early twenties by wearing a bandana

@2Pac, that you? 👀

13 October 2021

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KFC have a secret menu in Aussie... and it needs to come to New Zealand

@KFC NZ... we need this in NZ.

7 October 2021

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We chat to Hamish, the bloke who bought a hydroslide

Hamish purchased an 80 meter long, 3 stories high hydroslide a few years back, so we phoned him up to see how it's getting on.

4 October 2021

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Relive the Top 10 songs from The Rock 2000 live stream

If you missed it or are just a Rock 2000 sicko and want to watch it again, here ya go!

29 September 2021

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We chat to Izzy Dagg, 2 hours post surgery

Get well soon brother!

13 September 2021

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Our chat with Jamie 'Whopper' Mackintosh

Check out the full interview here.

24 August 2021

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Poo Towns - Featherston

You asked for it, and here it is.

16 August 2021

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Poo Towns - Foxton

Foxtooooon

13 August 2021

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Jay gets shut down by a listener

"ok cheers man thank you" *hangs up* 😂😂😂

12 August 2021

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We chat to Guinness World Record Holder Westie Lee

He's got the most tattoos of a cartoon character!

9 August 2021

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Maddog Jim lost his finger in a firewood processor

He's earnt his place as member #88 of the Maddog Club.

9 August 2021

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Poo Towns - Leeston

Here you go Leeston!

7 August 2021

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Poo Towns - Cambridge

Poo Towns is back!

5 August 2021

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Poo Towns - Wanaka

Here you go Wanaka!

16 July 2021

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Poo Towns - Eltham

This one actually could be his best yet.

9 July 2021

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