I seriously don't get paid enough to write articles about sh*t like this. But here we are.
An Aussie bloke's piece started eroding after his unkept pubes started to cut off his blood circulation. Jesus Christ.
According to a recent article from Urology Case Reports, the 57-year-old man went to his family doctor with extreme pain and swelling in his downstairs area.
Initially, the doctor didn't do a thorough enough check and so the issue was overlooked, and the bloke was given steroids to relieve his pain and symptoms.
When the man's symptoms worsened, he was taken to hospital where he was diagnosed with “hair tourniquet syndrome,” where hair essentially strangles the appendage and cuts off its circulation.
The report states that the man's pubes were "matted together" and formed a "tight ring" around his piece, which occured due to poor hygiene and neglecting to clean underneath the hood properly.
The bloke had to undergo surgery where doctors reattatched his urethra. But after a couple of weeks at home, as if the poor man hadn't already been through enough, his D began to erode.
Back into surgery he went, where doctors removed bacteria and performed a circumcision and although it was a success, the man's penis was left with a deformity.
So, what's the one take away from this?
Clean under ya hood fellas.
