Oh man, we couldn't think of much worse to go through than this yarn.
A Rock Drive listener sent in this bloke's crook yarn about how he got hit with the killer shits during an exam, after devouring an entire bag of sugar-free Haribo Gummi Bears.
If you didn't know, apparently a small dose of sugar-free Haribo lollies have an immediate laxative effect on the body. And when you consume the entire contents of a bag - well, strap yourself in for a diabolical, diarrhea-ridden ride.
Watch above as Jay retells the story, and if you ever think about trying it out for yourself - don't.