Fences Are Dicks
Your fence horror stories are shocking
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Rock Drive

We can confirm that fences are dicks

From a bloke turning into a human pinata to another fella ripping open a new spud shooter...
8 July 2022 7:15PM

Man vs fence. It's a tale as old as time.

Can't live with them and can't live without them.

Jay and Dunc on The Rock Drive are firm believers that fences - the structures designed to keep things in or out - are straight up dicks. And the phone lines and text machines have backed that up one hundy.

Check out these grim yarns up top, from a bloke sending a nail through his palm (not the way you're thinking), another fella becoming a human pinata and an amateur milk thief sending himself into a frozen pool.

One poor champion even coined our new favourite phrase when he earned himself a brand new 'spud shooter'.

Fences. Are. Dicks.