Here's the Gizzy edition of Poo Towns!
Lyrics below -
On your mark ready set let's go!
To a pretty cool land
Where the population is 37 grand
The sun's up first in this crazy town
Where way too many people drink Double Brown
In the city there's only one escalator
And the town clock looks like a via-brator
There's beaches, hunting and fishing too
And the mayor there is some guys called Meng Food
When you're wagging school, get some KFC
Hot box up a hill that's called Kaiti
Ther's Wainui Beach and Waikanae
Riverdale, Riverview, and Riverside
There's Rhythm and Vines as well I hear
They ran out of bread and condoms one year
But it rains most new year's, kind of shit
But it's still paradise mate
Getting Gizzy with it
All the boy racers doing laps down the maind road
Driving 5ks, yeah they drive really slow
50 percent white, 48 percent brown
No room for anyone else in this town
Cosmopolitan Club selling real cheap jugs
Clarke Gayford's home town and he likes hugs
Horses in the drive thru of Mickey D's
Can I have a Big Mac and a thick shake please?
There's a Captain Cook statue, but there's debate
If it's really Captain Cook, or his random mate
Awapuni, Gaddum's Hill, and Tamarau
Sponge Bay, Makarori, and Te Wharau
And it's happening there from time to time
High schoolers dating someone age 25
Once the capital of clap in all N-Z
But lost it to Hamilton you see
Getting Gizzy with it