Here you go Hamilton!
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There’s Boy racers on Te Rapa straight
They’d hang out there with all their mates
Till the cops shut that shit down
It has High crime and pregnancy
There’s inbreeding and STDs
I got chased by a crackhead with a crossbow, at 3am in town
That’s life in Hamilton
There’s a road called Rifle Range (road)
That’s life in Hamilton
Clap capital of New Zealand
Remix!!!
Rock FM first started in Hamilton
It’s the home of Hush Hush and Devilskin
Got a river you could swim in years ago
A dirty old river called the Waikato
a bypass is coming so you won’t drive through
There’s a smell in Pukete where it smells like Poo
Have a bourbon and coke pre driving test
It’s the city of the future that we love the best
She said kiss me somewhere dirty, and so we drove
To Hamilton, where anything goes
Some say it’s boring, and that’s okay
We keep drinking Waikato Draught all day
Taniwha in the river is swimming still
Saw 20 people fighting out in Melville
Like Palmerston North but really big
Now you’re living in a city called Hamilton
That’s life in Hamilton
Some people are really strange
That’s life in Hamilton
Some things will never change
