We're taking it right back to the very first #PooTownsofNZ tune, this one's for Morrinsville!
Hoping to get back and record some of the gems that never made the internet.
Lyrics -
People don’t know where this Poo Town is
Where dairy farming is the biggest biz
And they play banjos
They’re inbreds with extra toes
Not just a suburb of Hamilton
Some guy Warren Brewster called it “a scrotum”
It isn’t called Morons-ville
It’s mini Invercargill
Morrinsville is a hole in the Waikato
There’s a mega cow, and a river walk
Chinese Takeaway that’s called “The Best Horse”
And is it Cat or Pork? I can’t quite believe it
You can go online, and let off some rage
Morrinsville Cowmunity Facebook Page
And Jacinda you say?
You know she was born there
Morrinsville is a hole in the Waikato
