Poo Towns of NZ - Morrinsville
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Poo Towns of NZ - Morrinsville

We're taking it back to the very first!
25 August 2022 2:05PM

We're taking it right back to the very first #PooTownsofNZ tune, this one's for Morrinsville!

Hoping to get back and record some of the gems that never made the internet.



Lyrics -


People don’t know where this Poo Town is

Where dairy farming is the biggest biz

And they play banjos

They’re inbreds with extra toes

Not just a suburb of Hamilton

Some guy Warren Brewster called it “a scrotum”

It isn’t called Morons-ville

It’s mini Invercargill


Morrinsville is a hole in the Waikato


There’s a mega cow, and a river walk

Chinese Takeaway that’s called “The Best Horse”

And is it Cat or Pork? I can’t quite believe it

You can go online, and let off some rage

Morrinsville Cowmunity Facebook Page

And Jacinda you say?

You know she was born there


Morrinsville is a hole in the Waikato