On the random topic of waterbeds...one bloke came through the phone lines today with a story of his auntie's 9-year old waterbed.
After many years, the caller's auntie decided to empty her waterbed and replace the water.
When they did it, they finally found out what's been moving inside this whole time...a bloody 8ft. TAPEWORM.
It's been stuck and living in the waterbed the entire time!
