Producer Jeremy got a wee bit excited about the idea of Dunc possibly losing the South versus North Quiz and having to shave off the beard to a disgusting pencil goatee.
So he made a song about it. Lyrics below. Enjoy.
Goodbye Duncan's beard
It's not your fault the Southern Island of New Zealand
It let you down
With their lack of intellect
Your kids probably won't know you
When they see your bald and naked face
Your wife will probably leave you
And she'll call you a disgrace
And it seems to me we're gonna know
What it's like to see your chin
Even though you'll have a chin strap beard
That's remaining...
And I hope you can reuse it
The hair they're cutting off
There'll probably enough of it
For you to put a wig on top
