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Producer Jeremy prematurely made a parody song about the All Blacks winning

the AB's lost but this parody's still a goodie
25 August 2022 2:05PM

The All Blacks Song - a parody song by our legend of a producer...Producer Jeremy.


Here come the Men in Black
They’re World Cup defenders
Here come the Men in Black
They’ll win it this November

Aaron Smith is dressed in black, plays at half back
In case you’re in a ruck and maul and there’s contact
The title held by Read – Kieran Read
Captain so that after his name, there’s a big C
So don't get injured or you’ll miss like Matt Todd
Black shirts, and coached by Steven Han-son…
What a mullet that man Jack Goodhue
Playing with Patrick Tuipulotu
And yes it’s good to see Brodie Retallick
As well as Beauden, Scott, and Jordie Barrett
With Ben Smith as your back up full back
You’ll definitely know where these ABs are at


Here come the Men in Black
There’s Crotty and Ioane
Here come the Men in Black
And Atunaisa Moli

The wings George Bridge and Sevu Reece
Ardie and Sam Cane – someone call the police
Cos they’re stealing balls for Perenara
And getting it out to Richie Mo’unga
SB Dubbs and Leinert- Brown
Are turning de-fence ‘round in Tokyo Town
Nepo Laulala and Joe Moody
In your front row, they’re sandwiching Codie
That’s Codie Taylor, the man at hooker
Samuel Whitelock white hot like a cooker
Dane Coles is a great last line of defence
And yes we got the best scrum in the universe
Liam Coltman, Shannon Frizell
Brad Weber and Ta’avao is there as well
Showing once again the rest of the world is slack
(Who’s The Best Then?) Men in Black

That’s all The Men In Black
The song fit in all thirty
And number 31’s