LYRICS:
It’s too hot in summer, in winter too cold
Half of the residents are more than 60 years old
Driving scooters at dangerous speeds.
Here in Alex...
When the hoarfrost meets rain, you need to wear skates
The water’s so bad, all they have to drink Speights
The avenue bakery and jimmy’s pies have a rivalry
They’re not really mates.
Ohhh they’ve got the longest runway, when you want to land a plane,
And they test 5G in town, will it affect your brain
and a shaky bridge, there’s a big clock on the hill in Alex!
Alex! Where the f@#k is Alex!
33km from Cromwell is where it’s at
But still, you’ll probably say “nah bro i don’t know where’s that ?"
Its just short for Alexandra
If that helps that’s the town of Alex.”
Alex! Where the f@#k is Alex!
The police corruption, got most of the four sacked
One lady cop ran around with no clothes on her back.
The cops in Alex...
Alex! Where the f@#k is aAex!
The pubs get named middle and bottom and top.
But is that where you find them, no sadly it’s not.
Middle’s down at the bottom and the locals are confused
Over which pub is what.
There‘s the Alexandra blossom fest to give you allergies
and fulton hogan workers are all within 3 degrees of
separation to the population of the town that is called Alex
Alex! where the f@#k is Alex!
The whole town would get wiped out if the Clyde dam fell away
And when you see the crack’s you know hat could be any day
Can you please bring back Bill from cmc traders
In the town of Alex
Alex! Where the f@#k is Alex!
No i’m still not actually sure where you’re supposed to find the town of Alex…
