He's back again for 2020 with this ripper track for Timaru -
Lyrics below -
Used to be 18 bars, but now there’s only 2
There was a song Today Tomorrow Timaru
It smells like fish, each morning from the boats
From the freezing works by afternoon, the pungent smell of poo floats
Yes - You’re in Timaru
Where you get a May’s Pie
You’re in Timaru
And the teens all get high
You’re in Timaru
Where there’s not much to do
You might meet Horse Tranq Frank, he’s also Acid Frank
And at the Moviemax, some guy’s having a one man party
It’s full of Bogans, mullets, and DB
And there’s Bottle Shops that close by 8, and Gloriavale escapees
But - You’re in Timaru
If you spell it backwards
You’re in Timaru
Then it spells U Ram It
You’re in Timaru
There’s great custard squares too
People knocking over rubbish bins a lot
Your mobility scooter is fast enough, to outrun the cops
You’re in Timaru
Caroline Bay’s Hometown
You’re in Timaru
Usually covered in cloud
You’re in Timaru
There’s chlamydia too
