Just another bloody Poo Towns to add to the list, get around this one Orewa.
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Yes it’s Meals on Wheels, cos there’s no Uber Eats
Mobility Scooters all over the streets
So get out of their way, and get out of their face
Cos you don’t want to mess with these Granny Race-r’s
Top 10 campground no longer Top Ten
And The Nautilus Building is leaking again
So it’s covered in scaffolds and covered in tarps
Town smells like a mix of potpourri and farts
So-lo Mum’s live at Hatfields Beach
Orewa College Pregnancies, what do they teach?
There’s a 30 k speed limit all over town
When the kids wag, man they all go to the Countdown
Creole’s bar yeah it’s doing okay
But it’s off to Muldoon’s when there’s pokies to play
Some say it’s like the Florida of N Zed
But it’s like they’re all newly weds, or nearly deads in Orewa
Now this is the part mentioning Roger Farrelly
He’s sadly Orewa’s best known celebrity
Silverdale has a new mall that’s empty
If you pay the toll tunnel you will miss it completely
His Place is the name of the barbershop BUT
Only go there if you want Shaun Johnson’s haircut
This town has a nickname that’s Oldrewa
But some summer nights it’s called Ho-Rewa
Sir Ed Hilary has a great statue
Don’t ride a horse through the McD’s drive through
Quality’s low but prices are big
All the kids at the beach entering The Big Dig
It’s a very hard place to get out of bed
False teeth, adult diapers, and the Walking Dead
So many boomers and they all love to preach
Stand Up Paddle Boards and Sharks on the beach in Orewa
