Bloody Raglan, you're up as this weeks #PooTownofNZ - and you wouldn't believe it but we're up to number 77!
Lyrics below -
This song’s about Raglan - oooh!
Some roads are unsealed
At the beach there’s always lots of rips
And there’s weed on people’s finger tips
This song’s about Raglan - oooh!
Crazy old man
Standing there with a gun in his hand
Stopping surfers going on his land
This is Raglan, home of Raglan Roast Coffee
There’s a shop that makes glass work from old TVs
Slow drivers on State Highway 23
School kids go surfing when they do PE
Makos off the coast pinch your tackle and your catch
Heaps of Aucklanders come down, higher prices on your bach
Some weird music fest I think it’s called Sound Splash
The guy that used to kill cats, yeah he wasn’t very flash
Good places to eat I might just list them off
Clover, The Food Department and Te Uku Coffee Shop
The Shack is always packed and people go in there a lot
And if you call it Rag-land it’s annoying - can you stop?
This song’s about Raglan - oooh!
Bongs at the beach
The Four Square is very overpriced
Raglan Coconut Yoghurt is nice
This song’s about Raglan - oooh!
Raglan Hotel
An iconic live music venue
Like The Yot Club and The Harbour View
The fish at Raglan Fish you can find it by the wharf
There’s a ban down at the beach on people riding on their horse
Mickey T’s a guy been shaping surf boards for so long
And people on the walking bridge are always doing bombs
You get drunk by the boat ramp and laugh at people sort-a
Failing badly when they’re backing up their boat into the water
And if you go down to the beach, the hill is really steep
And Xtreme Zero Waste cleaning up the town a heap
Three and a half thousand is now Raglan’s population
Quickies in the back seat of your car for copulation
Soul Shoes you can wear and know that they will not break ever
No never ever
They’re the best leather
Leather jandals ever
This song’s about Raglan - oooh!
Bridal Veil Falls
Popular tourist destination
48 k west of Hamilton
This song’s about Raglan
Richie Rimmer
He looks like a tall skinny chicken
People grab his butt he punches them
