Poo Towns of NZ - Darfield
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Poo Towns of NZ - Darfield

Get this in your ear-holes Darfield.
25 August 2022 2:05PM

Darfield! Here is your #PooTownsofNZ.


Lyrics below - get around it!


Has the best bakery that’s down this way
Pity it’s not open on a Sunday
Pub’s always full since the other two nearby burned down
Best tasting water in the whole country
That’s why they’re selling it to the Chinese
Hot solo mums, and commonly known as D Town

Massive ice creams when you’re in Darfield
It’s a gateway going to ski fields
And it rhymes with Garfield
ATM’s taken in a ram raid
Teachers hooking up and getting laid
Must say allegedly

“Going Out Gumboots” are big in the town
Can roulette is a sport that’s going down
Everyone works at the dairy factory Fonterra
Close to the epicentre of the earthquake
The dairy is opening and closing quite late
Four Square is better but everything there’s expensive

3 gas stations when you’re in Darfield
Meters away from each other I feel
And Clay Bricks for Canterbury
Canterbury Draught is served from the tap
So many septic tanks holding their crap
Pharmacy Owner drives a Ferarri

Mullets only for the children of Darfield
Darfield High should be closed and sealed
Satkaar has great curry
Clock tower never actually tells the time
Rugby team always like to tackle head high
And… a guy called Tommy