Not much to say here other than it's another cracker from Jezza. Waiuku, this is your #PooTownsofNZ.
Lyrics below -
The Kentish hotel is a good place to find people fighting on a Friday night
You’ll see it on Thursday and Saturday too, it’s like watching free UFC fights
Fitzys Fish and Chips is delicious and I hear that the hairdresser’s also good too
Just be careful when you hook up with someone in town, cos they might be related to you
And I’m singing yeah
There’s 50 cent meringue
Fingers for you at the local bake’ry
Takes you an hour or thre
If you commute to Auckland City
Like Area 51
So many creatures ‘round town for you to see
And there’s a famous AB
Stephen Donald’s their best celebrity
It’s a song about Waiuku
See a kid there sniffing glue
The gateway to Awhitu
And the best Butter chicken
Awesome coffee shops there too
And it’s nickname is the Ku
Everyday discovering it’s Fry-uku
Cos they love a glass Barbie
People doing Maccas mishes all the way to puke yes they they drive in their skyline
There’s a street called Allcock Road but’s somone’s always taking off with the road sign
Don’t drink the water, or marry your daughter, 235 is the area code
A homeless man named Seagull, and everybody has 12 fingers and toes
And you know that this
town is such a hole
You have to drive uphill if you wanna flee
2 Dollar Shop City
Weapons and Pipes at the local dairy
And they just drink Lion Red
Don’t ask for nothing else or you’ll be thirsty
And a guy called Billy
Doing burnouts and riding a plastic horsey
It’s a song about Waiuku
Awesome op shops there for you
There’s a weather stone there too
But it always gets stolen
If you’re stuck for a job to do
There’s a steel mill for you
Highly likely that your Dad got the job for you
If he’s round in Waiuku
Mother Sister Wife and Lover
They’re the same in Waiuku
Husband Cousin Boyfriend Brother
They’re the same in Waiuku
