We've gone back and re-recorded this cracker for you Coromandel!
Hopefully Jez has done your town justice.
Lyrics -
Petrol so expensive they won’t display the price
Every beach mudflats or mangroves, no they’re not very nice
Salty Towers, outstanding bait shop. Best burley around.
DOC play Hide and Seek 1080 style in the middle of town
Best weed in the country is from there
Coromandel Gold is not a beer
So many people walk around in jandals
You’ll find it in the Coromandel now - in the town
Pubs they name after location, Garter, Bottom, and Top
Most people do what the fuck they want cos there isn’t any cops
Sting Ray at the boat ramp’s huge, yeah it’s like Steve Irwin big
There’s a guy on 309 Road with way too many pigs
And those pigs he’s got by the dozen
And allegedly gives them lovin’
More Aucklanders than you can handle
With Baches in the Coromandel now - in the town
Boat prod-jects on every street, never look like they’ll be done
Local kids, jump off their roofs, into flax bushes for fun
The hippies and the vegans there are making soap and love
One way bridges are so tight your car fits them like a glove
James and Turner selling you hardware
You can make a bong from stuff there
New roundabout got them in a tangle
The first one in the Coromandel now - in the town
Yeah
In Coromandel now
Coromandel nooooooow - Yeah
