Hokitika, congrats you've won your very own #PooTownsofNZ track.
ENJOY MATES.
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Karaoke at Railway Tavern
Foxy Joe runs it and there’s good times that they’re havin’
And at Stumper’s you can play the pokies
Selwyn Toogood - It’s In The Bag host that said by Hoki
A giant boat that doesn’t float made up of concrete
You can see Mount Cook when you look down Fitzherbert St
The town name is on a sign that’s made of
Driftwood at the beach, something you should see that state of
The whitebaiting south side of the river
Porky’s Fish and Chips are so good they always deliver
The Dairy Company was just bought by the Chinese
And Glow Worm Dell is for free
Hokitika’s hard to reach
Sand Dune Golf down at the beach
On the West Coast not the East
Movie theatre - Sofa seats - Yeah yeah
Sock World has socks that are expensive
Greenstone shops a plenty so very extensive
And Glass Blowing Factory is knowing
If you stand in front of the sign that it says Ass Blowing
The Wild Food Fest is where you have Bull Semen Shots
Eat Mountain Oysters a lot
Hokitika there’s Cass Square
Locals getting hammered there
And the town’s honorable mayor
Lives on social media - yeah yeah yeah
There’s some ponds there full of Poo
And the boys and girls in blue
Are all swingers? Is that true? yeah yeah yeah
