Isolation isn't going to slow producer Jeremy and #PooTownsofNZ down. Paeroa, this week you're on the chopping block mates. Enjoy this aye.
Lyrics -
I hear the Public Toilets don’t have locks
And the town isn’t the same after they stopped the Battle Of The Streets
The chips have so much salt on top
At the Midway Burger Bar, but there’s no KFC, just L & P
A horse track that is never used
Like the Rotunda and the bottling factory, no one’s using them too
And if you want something to do
A giant bottle’s waiting there for you
Teens are so bad they started a curfew
After 9pm in town, nothing to see or do
The useless bridge that’s in Paeroa
The one that truckers always say is really bad - ooooh
Criterion Hotel’s knocked down
They replaced with a Macca’s with an average reputation
Expensive antiques all through town
Radio reception so bad you can’t pick up any station
The town Harlem is Porrit St
And Primrose Hill is dodgy as they come
Motor scrapper there can scrap your car for you
Worst part of the Hauraki Rail Trail too
The Countdown’s average in Paeroa
Mum’s play Mahjong, there in Paeroa
Paeroa Hotel is in Paeroa
Gary is the longest serving Yamaha outboard dealer the country’s ever had
