The work rate of this bloke honestly.. Jeremy is up to #PooTownsofNZ89 and it's for the capital Wellington!
Lyrics -
Bums fighting at Glover Park
There’s craft beer and there are lots of beards
Can’t beat Wellington on a good day
They only have 1 or 2 a year
At a crossing you have to lean, or the wind might blow you away
Blanket Man was there
The coffee is better than okay
Earthquakes and trains that break yeah
It’s windy in Wellington
NPC team constantly stacked with all of their returning All Blacks
But they never win
The cable car swings - it might collapse
In Courtney Place at 1am
The girls in high heels fall over them
And the Beehive’s there
And seats are yellow at the Cake-tin
The Strip Club Licks is closed up
It’s closed up in Wellington
Soccer mums get mad when you don’t honk
Your horn back in the Mt Vic tunn-ELL
And the bucket fountain
Makes Cuba Street slippery as hell
If you want to get a cowboy hat
Dakota Bar Courtney Place has that
And the airport blows
So rocky landings is where it’s at
Biggest roundabout in the world is a cricket ground called the Basin
And there’s one way streets
All through the center of Wellington
There’s Te Papa near the harbour
The capital Wellington
Seal Pee Smell In Wellington
