Producer Jeremy is doing a cracker job with these Poo Towns tracks at the moment, this one is for you Kaiapoi! Also what the f**k is wrong with Dunc?
Lyrics -
There’s the Heller’s Factory, and there’s good whitebaiting
And the famous Woodford Glen speedway - ay ay ay
Mighty Falcons cricket side is full of wounders
People go wees in rubbish bins at the park - on Smith St
This town is called “Riviera of the South Island”
There’s takeaways - too many and they’re all round the gym
That’s in Kaiapoi
That’s in Kaiapoi
Home of the Ingham twns
Get The best pies from Jacobs bakery
Kaiapoi had 3 pubs, Mandy for a shandy
Then the Pier was the place you had a beer
Then the Kaik for a fight
And inside there some nights
People on bikes were doing burnouts
So much - they lost count
Historic boat, they fixed up but it wouldn’t float
And the Swing Bridge, it doesn’t swing or bridge since it broke
That’s in Kaiapoi
That’s in Kaiapoi
Earthquake damage
Names 327 from the phone code
One homeless guy - walking 10k from Pines Beach daily
Going through bins - and with Ranigora there’s a rivalry
That’s in Kaiapoi
That’s in Kaiapoi
Wheelbarrow man
Pushing a blow up swan around town
