A special #PooTownsofNZ for number 92! The hometown of Duncan Heyde, Lincoln! Enjoy this!
Lyrics -
Who’s the guy
That’s at Lincoln High
Defacating everywhere
One or two
Teachers at the school
Film the girls and sniff their hair
And if you’re looking for a night on the town
Go down to the Famous Grouse
Black out on The Grouse Courtesy Coach
Prob-ably from too much drinking
Movie theater seats fifteen at most
That’s when you’re in the town of Lincoln
Duncan Heyde
Lincoln Fish Supply’s
Most average employee
But the chips
Taste good on your lips
And burger’s are 1 kg
Boomers complain about off leash dogs around
And too many liquor stores as well
At Liffey Domain, kids wag from school
Ciggys and more they’re all sinking
Selwyn Sounds is the town festival
When you’re in the town of Lincoln
Hillyers Bakery, once had great pies
Not as good now some are thinking
When you play Ellesmere in club Rugby
Punch ups in the town of Lincoln
Someone dumped in the Golf Course 9th Hole
There’s a rivalry with Springston
The Christmas Parade is just tractors
And horses from the town of Lincoln
