Poo Towns of NZ number 93 and it's for the wonderful people of Papamoa!
Lyrics -
It’s a place full of mansions, on 10 square meters of land
And it’s called Pommymoa, cos there’s so many folk from England
Nicknames Jaffamoa, once all the JAFA’s moved there
Lovely lady asking for a smoke, on the corner by the 4 square
She’s also offering big hugs, to lots of locals round town
Grab a real estate sign for yourself, then on the sand dunes you can slide down
Fashion Island’s deserted, isn’t island or even fashion
Legendary night on New Year Eve, at the Pap Tavern
Welcome to a place called Papamoa
Pony club car park
Burnouts after dark
Happening Friday night in Papamoa
Hear your neighbours farts
They’re not far apart
Though it’s surrounded by houses, nudist beach is still there
It’s upsetting all of the soccer mums, every summer of every year
The home of Tiki Tane, TJ the Indian, and How To Dad
The indicator and cycle helmet, usage around town is really bad
Milfs are always sunbathing, down the Goldens Sands end
Everytime the fire siren sounds, tourists think a tsunami’s coming
After school playing Bullrush down on Topaz Dr
Because it was banned from school you see, in 1995
Wayne the bike man - legend of Papamoa
It’s growing everyday
Nearly at Te Puke
Tradies smashing out houses in Papamoa
There’s Papamoaner’s there
And dogs are everywhere
And dog poo as well
