Here you go! This is #PooTowns number 97 and it's for the people of Te Aroha.
Lyrics -
There is a town
It’s name’s meaning is The Love
A legend, called Can Man, picking cans up
Was a massive flood there in 1985
And there’s a wind, that blows down from the Kaimais
Takes trampolines, and it lifts of lots of roofs
And the intersection in town confused one or two
People use the foot pool as a place to have a swim
There’s a great curry place called Taj Indian
Te Aroha
Home of Jacinda
Te Aroha
Be careful you might meet family on Tinder
There’s more drama in town
Than you see on Shortland Street
The geyser goes off once a day
It’s such a treat
There is a siren
That goes off at 8, 12, and 1
and at 5 to tell you your work is done
And so many places, to get some meat for you
Ingham chicken, Silver Fern, and Wallace Meats too
Te Aroha
3-3-2-0
Two rugby teams in town. The COBRAS and the losers Waihou
There’s a guy called Chalkie at the Tavern called the Grand
He’ll be the grandad or uncle you never had!
Te Aroha
A massive mountain
That’s why the sun’s not coming out in town until 11
There’s an old clock tower, and spa pools there for you
The Countdown runs out of fly spray and lightbulbs too
