Here you go Waitara! It's your very own #PooTowns song.
Lyrics -
It’s nickname is Dub T
The Masonic is a pub
And there’s also T & C - it’s the Town and Country Club
It’s where the people go, for some Bingo or a Lay
And some loose guy called Harley sings Nickelback all day
The rego and the warrant on your car is optional
And people drive Subaru Foresters round for a thrill
In Waitara
Waitara, Waitara
There never seems to be any road rules in the town
You’ll see more fish and chip shops than people that walk around
The most beautifulist women all come from Waitara
People like to fish in the town’s dirty brown river
Cow’s and sheep are floating in it when they are deceased
Sometimes you might find a carcass lying on the beach
In Waitara
Waitara, Waitara
Brad The Boss is from The Rock he’s also from this town
He likes to say things like “I was the best athlete around”
It’s got the only Bin Inn around in Taranaki
So people make the trip to go there from big old NP
A guy called Nick Toa seems to rub people the wrong way
On Facebook you’ll find the “You know you lived in Waitara page
In Waitara
Waitara, Waitara
