After doing 99 cracker tunes for all around the country, Jeremy has doing the big #100 for the entire country!
Lyrics -
Kiwis love
Bronze medals, duct tape,
Gumboots, #8
Wire, Whangarei
Roadworks everyday
Driving 80 till a passing lane
Hating Auckland, Worlds longest place name:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Blow on the pie cops will tell you
Urine in the Waikato River
All that cow poo makes it thicker
Covid lockdown then they started
Quarantine at the supermarket
Wagon Wheel,
Exponents, Shihad
Speights and All Blacks
And How To Dad
Justin Marshall saying Boomfah
Jimmy’s Pies and Poo Towns Mother Fucker
Kiwis Love
Left my scooter outside the dairy
Nek Minnit, Gooserooter from Geraldine
Cheese Rolls they’re South Island Sushi
Rock 1000, Roger Farrelly
Green Grass Of Home isn’t lawn in Hawkes Bay
Watties Sauce on all food all day every day
Selling water off to foreigners
Then in summer having shortages
Massive tax on fuel and ciggies
Please tell me that is not your penis Shortland St
Farmers sending heaps of exports
Townies complain about them of course
Earthquakes, cannabis grows a plenty
Griffins, Pineapple Lumps and L&P
Socks and jandals, when it’s not summer
South Island was Maui’s Waka - This is Poo Town’s Mother Fucker
