Here you go Westport it's your very own #PooTowns track.
Lryics -
Unimaginatively named town in the South Island
Hardly a port there now
Currency they use whitebait during whitebait season
Drinking water looks more like Double Brown
It’s known as Waste Pit and Methport
Buller Gorge Marathon - finish at Vic Square
Quarry Burger the biggest you ever bought
And you smell like coal after a shower there
Rainbow Tearooms making Rainbow Pies
People spreading gossip ‘bout you all the time
In West Port
What did they say
In West Port
Are they talking bout me?
Santa Pub Crawl every year always makes the news
And good on you Big Blue
Races on Boxing Day - such a big occassion
Teens at the New World writing Poo on a wall with Poo
Drive down the main street all the time
It is called a Mainer - the town is closed by 9
There’s a Lost Lagoon they’ll never find
Black and White Hotel where there is always fight
And if someone says the tip head, the tip, or the tippa
It’s not the rubbish dump - it’s the breakwater
In West Port
Catching a wave
In West Port
Grab a mince pie today
Down at Freckle’s Cafe
West Port
