Chick makes dick statues for all the guys she's slept with

As far as crazy exes go, this chick wins all the awards...

18-year-old Lily Heaume has made ceramic penises of all the guy's she's done the deed with - and of course, she's a fine art student...

Lily's willies are part of an art project she calls 'Ten Portraits', inspired by some dude who wouldn't stop texting her. 

"I was sat in the studio and received some bullshit text from a guy I'd slept with... So I got some clay and started sculpting his penis from how I remembered. Then I carved 'Liar' into it."

She used these dicks as part of her art project display, which seemed to go down a treat:

"I was really happy with the show, the work sold quickly and it was great to see the reactions on people's faces when they realised the ceramic objects on the cute mantelpiece were actually erect penises."

If you're making phallic statues of your horrible exes, you're probably a bit of a dick... 

Source: The Lad Bible