Bloke admits to having sex with more than 1000 cars

funny shit 24/02/2017

Edward Smith from Washington isn't your ordinary car enthusiast, he is a self-confessed mecaphile, a term which means he is sexually attracted to machines.

He's been like this since he was 14 and reckons he's slept with over 1000 cars, and to top it off, he's gotten with an attack helicopter.

Edward explains: "Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars.

"I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them like a girlfriend."

"I'm not sick. Cars are just my preference."

At the top of his game, Ed was with a new car every week, but has decided to settle down with his second hand Volkswagon Beetle - Vanilla.

"When I hold Vanilla in my arms there's a powerful energy that comes from her," he says.

Love is weird.