Dude texts wrong number about the size of his dick...

This lad's made a right cock of himself.

This chap, who by the sounds of it isn't packing much downstairs (#relatable), made a couple of rookie moves when he discovered his ex's friend was spreading the devastating rumour about him.

First, he thought it was smart to text this person, Crystal, and plead her to stop telling everyone he has "a baby cock".

The second mistake he made.....well, just read the text convo below. You'll find out why.

Trolled. Trolled hard.

And to cap it off - his tiny dick text conversation is now circulating the internet for the whole world to read about.

Guuuuuuuuuts bro.

Our advice? You're stuck with what nature gave you, so take that baby elephant cock of yours and flop it around with some goddamn pride.