Dude asks the internet why his gf masturbates after sex, gets roasted to a crisp

My girlfriend matrubates after sex - why?

Here is another muppet with bedroom problems, who thought asking for help from media instead of talking to his partner was a good idea... It was published as a column on The Guardian's website, and once in the claws of the internet, the internet did what it does best and roasted the shit out of the bloke.

 Ol mate asked: 

I have been in a relationship for nine months. I thought the sex was good for us both, but when we finish she tells me to shower. I wondered why, and now I know – she masturbates. She has done it multiple times; I think she is insatiable. What should I do?

Two points: 
1. Your girlfriend having a happy finger after sex doesn't seem like the world's biggest problem. 

2. Your choice of words "when we finish" may need some revision.
 
Here's what the internet had to say: 

 

Some took sympathy on the silly bugger.

Whatever side of the post-sex-finger-fence you're sitting on, let's be honest here, if the bloke had of just had an open chat with his missus, all of this could have been avoided.

We've been boning since the start of time yet we still haven't figured out how to talk to eachother about it? 

Piece of advice for all: Problem in the bedroom? Pick up your ballsacks and TALK to your partner, NOT the internet.