Two Nelson munters recently got creative in their thieving ways.
CCTV footage caught the individuals heading into an antique store and coming out with a bench table (not the biggest score, but inconvenient and very uncool for the poor bench owner).
When a car drives past, mid-robbery, instead of panicknig and diving into the bushes like you'd probably expect, the two can be seen calmly placing the bench down and sitting on it, like it's a bloody bus stop.
It's like something straight out of Benny Hill... Something that hasn't gone unnoticed, someone's already paired the footage up with the theme song. Check it out above.