Bloke pretends to be football player to get laid for three bloody years

funny shit 19/10/2018

We all have a mate that will do anything to get laid, but this bloke has taken it to a whole new level. 

Ricardo 'Maserati Rick' Agnant had never played college football in his life, managed to make his way into an NFL Regional Combine - this is where highly skilled NFL players have an opportunity to display their pro potential, and you have to apply to take part and prove yourself as a real player. 

Held at the Miami Dolphins training facility, Agnant somehow got himself in, and his performance was overall lacklustre, with the Dolphins commenting “Guard Ricardo Agnant, despite not having a record of attending college, displayed tremendous heart as he pushed through his drills – all on a bad hamstring.”

That's all the football he ever played. But the bloke managed to turn those couple of hours into YEARS of 'professional NFL experience' by posting fake photos to his Instagram.

All the photos are highly filtered so you can't tell it isn't really him - but he used his fake career to impress women, as well as to wrangle freebies. 

He's since been found out though after making some highly derogatory comments towards women, prompting him to be investigated. The Miami Dolphins have confirmed they've never heard of the bloke.

You've got to hand it to him though, that's some bloody commitment.