Scientists studied 109 hours of porn to create an AI that gives out gobbies

sex 31/10/2018

Introducing the Autoblow AI. 

One small suck from a robot. One huge blow for mankind. And by mankind, we mean the literal males. The penis-bearers of our society.  

That's right fellas, there's now a sex toy that stimulates one of the greatest sensations a man can and will ever feel. The ol' blowie. 

And while, she doesn't look like much... Just a rubbery sleeve and a motor living inside a canister... Scientists reckon the feeling she'll give you, will more than make up for her simplistic appearance. 

This is actually the Autoblow 2, following on from a first attempt in 2004.

The sex toy company improved on the first model, by getting a team of six scientists to annotate 109 hours of porn.

Really study what gets the man going. 

What a job. 

The Autoblow company also hired machine learning engineers to take the researchers findings and translate the data into a functioning prototoype.

The aim for the second model was to figure out how to create an algorithm that would feel similar to the unpredictable and wonderful experience of a human blowjob.

The major different between the two models is that the Autoblow 2 "continually changes techiniques."

The entire process took three years, the result of which is called "The Blowjob Paper". Interestingly the paper is anonymous. Autoblow creator Brian Sloan says that's because the scientists were afraid of losing clients to working on such a... controversial project. 

Hey, if scientists can create a mechanical gobbie, surely a robot tongue to go down town on the ladies can come next...  We can all be happy here. 

Read more about this project in this Vice article here.