A bloke's crowdfunding for a socially distanced strap-on dildo he designed

funny shit 29/07/2020

A bloke in the UK is seeking funding for a socially distanced dildo.

The Socially Distanced Strap-On is waving about on Indiegogo right now. It only has four backers so far and a total of $97 of its $9000 goal.

We're not surprised - it's bloody terrifying to look at.

Lee James Allen from the UK designed the COVID friendly toy, which is aimed to “help” new romantic partners cop a cheeky root without breaking social distancing rules.

In reality - you could probably knock somebody out with the thing.

If you can’t picture it for yourslf, he's created a handy guide, measuring the big boner up against other household items.

How the heck would you even use the thing?