A bloke in the UK is seeking funding for a socially distanced dildo.
The Socially Distanced Strap-On is waving about on Indiegogo right now. It only has four backers so far and a total of $97 of its $9000 goal.
We're not surprised - it's bloody terrifying to look at.
Lee James Allen from the UK designed the COVID friendly toy, which is aimed to “help” new romantic partners cop a cheeky root without breaking social distancing rules.
In reality - you could probably knock somebody out with the thing.
If you can’t picture it for yourslf, he's created a handy guide, measuring the big boner up against other household items.
How the heck would you even use the thing?
