The town that buys the most sex toys in NZ has been revealed

funny shit 06/05/2022

NZ's horniest towns have been revealed!

If you weren't already aware, May is International Masturbation month so Adult Toy Mega Store has released some stats about how Kiwi's sex toy buying habits.

First up are the rankings of which places in the country have bought the most masturbation sex toys, with the Mount taking out the top spot - ya dirty dogs.

  1. Mount Maunganui
  2. Morrinsville
  3. Feilding
  4. Te Awamutu
  5. Wellington
  6. Blenheim
  7. Levin
  8. Tokoroa
  9. Rolleston
  10. Palmerston North

They also released a list of NZ's favourite sex toys for women. Take notes lads: 

  1. Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
  2. Kama by Share Satisfaction
  3. Rocks Off Every Girl Vibrator
  4. Share Satisfaction Sutra
  5. Basix Slim 7 Inch Suction Cup Dildo

And ladies, listen up. These are the bloke's favourite sex toys:

  1. Share Satisfaction Masturbator Egg - Crave
  2. Satisfyer Men’s Classic
  3. Satisfyer Men Vibration Masturbator
  4. Satisfyer Men Wand
  5. Palm Pal Masturbator

Earlier in the year, another sex toy company 'Lovehoney' compiled their own list of NZ's sexiest cities, and The Morning Rumble called up Kirstie The 'Sistema Steamer' to find out why Wainuiomata wasn't on the list. And as always, Kirstie delivered. 

Check that video out here