A teenage battler from the UK recently needed surgery after getting a USB cable stuck inside his piece.
The 15-year old was doing some "sexual experimenting" and decided to try and measure his penis - let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. But most of us didn’t end up in hospital because of it.
That’s exactly what happened to this poor bugger, as the cable he was using to measure himself became trapped and knotted inside of him causing him to urinate blood, reports News.com.au.
The boy’s mum took him to hospital, and after she left the room he told the doctor’s what had happened.
“The two distal ports of the USB wire were found to be protruding from the external urethral meatus whilst the middle part of the knotted wire remained within the urethra,” doctors noted.
“The patient was an otherwise fit and healthy adolescent with no history of mental health disorders.”
When attempts to remove the cable with a metal rod didn’t work, the boy had to go into surgery where surgeons made an incision between his genitals and anus to get the cable out, which thankfully went successfully.
The wee fella recovered well and it’s safe to say he’ll just use a ruler (and not put it inside of himself) next time.