Picture this. You’ve just cooked a fresh chook in the smoker, you pop the cover on and leave the kitchen momentarily, before returning to sink your teeth in.
Upon your return to the kitchen, you notice the chicken has been picked at, and all of the skin has now been eaten. By your better half. Before you got to eat any.
One husband has been left ‘mildly infuriated’ after exactly that happened to him.
The bloke posted a thread to the subreddit ‘Mildly Infuriating,’ sharing a photo of the chook he’d just cooked, which has clearly been picked at and nearly-completely skinned. He wrote:
“When I went out to shut off the smoker and put the cover on, I come back to my wife having ate all the skin.”
Reddit users were not happy with the wife’s chicken etiquette, and posted some hilarious and enraged reactions.
The comment currently sitting at the top of the page simply states, “That’s a crime.” We would have to agree.
A user named Khabo wrote, “To give you an idea of how freaking rude this is, they made Eric Cartman do it on South Park.”
Another agreed with his comment, saying “things Cartman does on South Park is actually a pretty good litmus test. If he did it, chances are nobody will like it when you do it.”
One user offered the bloke some advice, writing: “Take both drumsticks.”
Another user commented, “you married a monster” while a particularly triggered person commented, “your wife is fucked up, bro.”
“It’s not even my chicken, and I feel like I’m going to resent your wife for doing this,” user Gahidus wrote.
Honestly, people got pretty bloody passionate about chicken-skin in the comments. Have a scroll through the comments for a laugh by clicking on the thread here.