An online discussion has recently opened up about what women wish men would stop doing during sex, and you better get a pen and paper lads…
Warning: This article is NSFW.
The Facebook page ‘Mansion’ posed the question: “Ladies: what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback” - and the ladies definitely did provide some brutally honest advice.
Let’s run you through some of our favourite comments, shall we?
Breezy offered some advice with a simple yet effective metaphor, commenting: “Guys....If you don't think foreplay is important. Go down a slippery slide at the water park with the water turned off.” Definitely a fair comment.
Kirsty hit us with two lots of feedback: "Keep your fingernails trimmed, getting fingered by Freddie Kreuger is not the one! Also, when she’s on top, don’t try to control her movements, this doesn’t concern you, she knows what she needs to do to get there!”
Ashley isn’t a fan of the “the slapping the hotdog on the bun thing,” while Wandaiyalle posed the question: “Why when I say “don’t stop” ya’ll IMMEDIATELY stop.”
Kara offered up some helpful-health-and-safety advice, writing: “When pulling hair, pull from the roots ffs… pulling from the end of the ponytail you gon’ snap my neck byoiiii.” Her comment has the most likes so if you are taking notes, make sure to not miss this one.
One of my personal favourite comments comes from Zoe, who wrote: “Tits are not radios. Stop trying to tune them!”
Another one that legit made me laugh out loud was from Nicole, who wrote: “Gently work up to a fist please stop treating us like a can of pringles.”
And of course, there were plenty of comments about the ol’ big O.
Victoria wrote: “Stop asking if we came. If we did, you’d know!” and Stacey agreed, commenting: “If you have to ask if I’ve cum, I didn’t.”
But women in the comments weren’t the only ones with advice - a couple lads jumped in the comments to chime in with their two cents.
Matt wrote, “Not sure about what men should stop but women should stop saying ‘it’s ok you can put it all in now’.”
Mark chimed in with a crook comment, saying: “Never give your missus the Spiderman, she doesn’t like it when you spunk in your hand and chuck it in her face.” Holy shit. I mean I guess he's right, but what did I just read?
The last comment we’ll share here is something I’ve been thinking about while writing this article. Joshua simply wrote: “Some people here need Jesus.”
Amen.
If you wanna keep having a laugh (and learning a thing or two), have a read through all of the comments by clicking the post below.
