This newborn calf looks suspiciously like Gene Simmons from KISS

funny shit 03/08/2017

A calf born in Texas a few days ago has a face that looks exactly like KISS frontman Gene Simmons in his stage makeup. 

Rancher Heather Taccetta was so tickled by the similarity she took a picture of the newborn calf, and sent it to the local tourism board which promptly posted the photo on Facebook.

"Gene Simmons, Where were you on our about November 25, 2016?" asked the Hill Country Visitor page post.

Ms Taccetta called the cow - you guessed it - Genie. 

While the ranch Genie was born in is connected to a steakhouse, the hill Country Visitor page wrote that "Obviously, we can't serve this fine specimen". 

"We may just keep Genie as we call her, as a Mascot for the Steakhouse."    

"Dammit, gene, I know you slept with, like a thousand women, but c'mon man!!!!" joked one Facebook commenter, while another made a gag that at least one of the many women Simmons claims to have bedded "could've been a cow."