I'm pregnant and you're the dad! Literally impossible...

Rock Drive 04/02/2019

Imagine knowing that it's medically impossible for you to conceive and then being hit with - 

I'm pregnant and you're the father!

Haha, noooope I'm not! Hell of an explanation.

 
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